>invented English >still can't pronounce it worth

>>77178813
>he doesn't understand the cultural and historical significance of accents and dialect
I guess that's understandable when you have no culture or history

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>>77178813
>implying that every American pronounces car as "caRRR"
kys OP

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>>77178813
>tfw no british gf who talk to you dirty during sex
I wanna move to the UK lads, if the opportunity appears i'll try to get my ass across the atlantic and serve my med internship there, there are scholarship to do it on France but UK sounds comfier.

>>77179221
We'd love to have you Carlos but unfortunately we are in fact full

>>77179265
wow rude

>>77179110
And most do, what's your point?

>>77178813
sage

>>77178813
>invented English
Literally isolated mixture of german and irish.

>>77178813
>car
It's how our ravens croak: car-car-car.

>>77178839
>inbred twits trying to mimic their Norman overlords accent

>>77179274
I said we'd love to have you

>>77179274

If you mean your housemanship you have to be studying there in the first place.

>all british people sound the same

Nah

>>77179280
My point is that people from proud and glorious New England often have non-rhotic accents. Only shit Southerners or Midwesterners would say that "Brits can't pronounce for shit" because they don't pronounce the R in car. Something like "aluminum" vs "aluminium" would have been a better and more universal example

>>77180148
>Nah
Nar*

>>77178813
>pronounce words that end in "ar" like bar as "bah"
>pronounce words that end in "ah" like America as "Americar"
British people are fucking retards 2bh

Well there are like a hundred different accents in the UK, at least we don't completely change words like pronouncing Premier as Premiere.

>>77178813
Hey Cregg, would you mind taking your Hoonday and driving Meegan to Walmart to get some urbz? We need bayzil, orEGGano, and cilantro. And don't forget the aigs, Gram Crackers, zucchini, and eggplant. Oh and remember to check your meer sweety!

tbqh british accents sounds better than american accents

Australian accent sounds cool too

The English language in general is a mess when it comes to pronunciation. Don't blame the Brits.

> Urbz
This is the Americanism I hate the most.

>Brits can't pronounce for shit
Ever been to Scotland?

>>77185197
Scotland is part of Britain you dumb kraut

>>77185210
I know you fuck, that's my argument. They do pronounce their r's in Scotland.

>>77178813
The r only being pronounced before a vowel sounds better anyway

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>Keith is pronounced 'Keef 'in England

>invented english
>pronounces fire as fy-er

>>77179386
t. ching long ping ting

'Crisps' is the most autistic English word I've ever heard. That's the only thing I don't like about British English.

>insects
>protects
>sects

>anything else ending in -ects

ew

Come on Cregg we are going to wallmart to buy a meer
>Amr*cans