>"Hey, How are you?" >"I'm good."

>always respond "fine" or "alright" when people say "How are you"
>they give me a dirty look like I broke the rules

>>77164921
You're supposed to say, "fine, how are you?"

You can never say "bad" even if you feel like shit. If you say "bad" they'll ask you why and it'll turn into a conversation

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>"hey how are you?"
>"im ready fucking kill myself"
>has the audacity to laugh at my face
>was actually being serious
why are anglos so fucking rude

>>77165601
I usually answer with the equivalent of "it's fucked". Shuts people up.

>>77165723
Why would you kys? Life is good, fuck some bitches, rape some if you have to

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>>77161330
M F W

>>77165601
when i was younger i used to say '' Im alive'', usually people laughed desu but i never found it funny

>"Have a nice day!"
>"You too!"
>I am not having a nice day

>>77166838
>Have a nice day!
It's an order, anon.

>>77166624
Bonjour Monsieur bougnole

>>77166838
Devilish.

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>ask a question
>be annoyed when you answer honestly
fucking americans

>>77166660
An elderly neighbour says "I'm still alive." It gives me a smile when I think about. I hate the fake anglo version of politeness. It's exhausting squeezing out a smile and spending ten minutes greeting, thanking and saying goodbye to the cashier at the grocery store.

>>77172999
>I think about.
about it*