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Memes Edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Sign up at
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7


Last Thread: >>77119247
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:3
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>>77157652
Anime!
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has kuro, gustav, nauro and jj posted on the same girls photo at once?
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https://www.interpals.net/chappygasykely
>I am simple lazy person who loves to lay in his bed and watching something or playing video games or also playing guitare.
>his bed
Hmmm
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>Talked with qt for a while over email
>For the most part her story checks out
>Ask her for any social media like Instagram to verify her further
>She replies explaining that she hasn't used computers much previously and is only now learning what the internet has to offer
I mean yeah, she deleted her account on IP after just a week and was clearly disturbed by it, so it seems pretty likely that she's actually that unused to what you can encounter online. Still, it does make me wary. But then, she's a ruskie and I suppose that social media is less widespread there.

Will have to keep going to verify her then. She is insanely gorgeous, probably one of the prettiest girls I've seen on IP, so that obviously makes me extra wary, but we'll see. As long as I play it cool and don't do anything stupid it should be a-okay.
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How do I get a cutie ukrainian gf without getting scammed?
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>>77159200
You go to Donetsk and pick one?
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>>77159232
I am trying to not get shot/ robbed either Tbh
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>>77159272
Well, get yourself a Russian flag and some nike pants when you arrive, then ;^)
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>>77158937
>Install this app "find face"
>create a fake vk to login on find face
>check if she has social media
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>>77159310
Ebin
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>>77159310
Adidas pants.
Nike will get you killed.
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>>77159331
Does this also work with Tinder?
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>>77159377
Nope. Only with VK
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>>77159423
No, I mean can this app also find your Tinder account?
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>>77159480
No
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>>77159480
Nope.
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>>77159509
>>77159531
So it can only search the surface web?
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>>77159364
Блят, oк, cпacибo!
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>>77159571
It only searches public VK images (couldn't find my ex-QT using that cuz of this).
If you want their VK, just get their city, that should be enough to find it, desu.
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Howling at how badly some people try to disguise their gook fetish
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Watcha fags listening to?
I've been listening to a mix of goregrind, DSBM and... this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fahr069-fzE

Gonna get drunk alone today, desu.
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>>77159756
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ftmW8aP_TAs
Bit of drum and bass today
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Oh boy, Interpals is having a seizure.
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>>77160077
The first minute or so was good but, when the bass kicks in, it gets a bit 1niggerish3me, desu.


Here's a great track by a Portuguese DSBM band:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCeSki6XaM
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>>77160210
>Nosia
>niggerish
What did he meme by this?

>DSBM
Really not in the mood for that right now, I'll listen to it later when I can form a better judgement
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>>77160321
Here, have my goregrind!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0dwRPHUrg4
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>>77159331
Thanks, this is a useful tool desu. This should be in the OP if anything.
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>QT from 2 years ago who i got broken hearted over appears in quick search

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>tfw no 乇乂ㄒ尺卂 ㄒ卄丨匚匚 American qt to play beer pong
https://youtu.be/4kyKftNKRrQ
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Just got caught fapping, 10/10.
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>>77162352

You fapped to that American whore?

Also, green text story for lulz
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>>77162256

That channel is cancerous
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>>77162608
No, the german(polish) MILF.
She was out in public and didn't want to take new pics, but kept sending me voice messages.
I usually fap with the door open cuz no one knocks in this house and I can hear people much better with it open.
Cuz of the voice messages she was sending, I wasn't able to hear someone coming and they passed through my door while I had my dick out.

They might have no even noticed it, not sure.
Might very well be one of those things that gets brought up in a family gathering in a few decades, fuck.
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>>77162778

Lol
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Watching this made me feel uncomfortable

https://youtu.be/Xp7eHLH4J-0
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/ashrocksurlife

>last online 7 years ago
>all those recent wall posts

Hmmm
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>Tfw no Russian gf
>Tfw Gustavo pulls more girls than everyone combined
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>>77163659
pls resend email
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>>77163688

Download Tinder and find local QTs?
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>>77163795
A qt in my city wants to meet up on Sunday, but I don't know what to do to take it to take it to the next level without seeming like a dog
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>>77163846
The hard part is over, you already got her trust
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>>77162677
What channel is it?
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Hi!! How have you been?? I saw you visited my profile... Many thanks... You are so beautiful... Would you like to be my friend? Take care... Kiss...
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>>77164158
Thanks for visiting my profile:3
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>>77164158
i see you visit but not message? i don't bite.. ha ha
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>walk into town
>see more pakis than whites
>day ruined
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>>77163880

Pic

>>77164352

That made me laugh
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>>77164490
REEE it's not funny!
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>>77164817

It is, in a sad way
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>>77165440
My city as well as London pretty much act as a containment for them
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>>77165571

It sounds like 28 days later
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Goodmorning guys
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>>Who wants to see a T*rk milf try to put a cucumber and a big banana in her ass?
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>>77165947
>:3

fag
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>>77165932
evening
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>>77165947
Wait, is this the milf you've been blackmailing? She seems way too excited to actually do it.


>>77166140
hallu!
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Which country has the sluttiest girls?
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>>77166524
UK
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>>77166080
Fine I won't share the goods!!

>>77166352
Well I promised her today would be the last day I would bother her. We will have an 5 hour play session where she has to obey everything I say.

>>tfw she already bought what she will put in her ass.
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>>77166614
Damn, k.
If you are able to get her to shove all of that into her ass in a way that it gets stuck there, you'll be a /cp/ hero ;^)

>tfw tried to blackmail my milf, but she said she'd just an hero if I tried it :/
Well, at least she's in love with my fake, so she's gonna buy some lube and a dildo (store was closed yesterday).
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>>77165947

Yes
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>>77166614
>>77166719
>Well, at least she's in love with my fake, so she's gonna buy some lube and a dildo (store was closed yesterday).

Lmao how do you guys find the time to do this type of shit
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>>77166790
>most current of the ages
>not disregarding society and living to one's own needs
Wew, famigo.
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>learning finnish
>favorite music: HIM

see one and you see the second
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>>77165947
Me
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Why you nigglets dont use hellotalk or anygram?
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>>77166719
>mentir na internet
Vai te foder sócio
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>>77167248
Cause I'm too busy USING your mum
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>>77167301
Kek, onde achas que tou a mentir?
Já postei esta milf várias vezes, mas ela é um bocado chubby e eu nem gosto nada dos nudes dela, mas é fácil demais.
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>>77167304
Good luck with that faggot
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>>77167419
I'm railing her right now
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>>77167034
Ok I'm interested. How would one go about doing this?
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>>77167416
160 kilos é chubby?
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>>77160123
>viewing Thai profiles
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>>77167487
Kek, ela n é assim tão gorda, mas k.


>>77167485
Which part? The comfy lyfe or the nudes?
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>>77167570
Looks like she could beat me up desu
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>>77167570
Blackmailing people on a fucking penpals site
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>>77167732
Well, I've never actually blackmailed someone but, there are 2 basic routes for nudes:
fake profile
real profile

Using a real profile is only recommended if you're a good looking guy, from a good country and at the right age for your target sluts(that's what the Dutch bro does).

If you want to use a fake (like I do), I'd recommend using a Korean fake and just getting pics from some dude on Instagram.
I have a few face pics from 2 different Koreans, 1 semi-nude body pic from /fit/ and 1 dick pic from /soc/.
I just tell them my phone is broken when they start asking for more pics.
I'd really recommend you build a good folder with fake pics, that should help a lot (I don't have one, and I keep getting fucked for it).
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>>77167570
best software to record on skype?
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>>77168255
Windows? I haven't used it in years, sorry.
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https://www.interpals.net/renaudew
>Hello there :)
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>>77168255
easiest bandicam

best OBS
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Why are poles so often race mixers?
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>>77168323
They aren't, lol.
I find them to be quite ignorant about other races cuz they rarely see them irl, actually.

P.S. Stop projecting ur fetishes on us, pajeet.
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>>77168363
If they're talking to you they clearly like race mixing
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>>77168381
And... here's the paki.
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>>77168441
Don't make me arm post
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>>77168381
kek'd
Tuga destroyed by Alistair Abdullah.
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>>77168480
Stop being a fag and just do it ;^)

>>77168523
>rubbing each others back
Yeahp, that's the paki.
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>>77168570
I'm rubbing ur mum's tits, moortugal.

Reminder that posting arm proves nothing except that you have an arabic face that you don't want to show.
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>>77168640
Everyone has already seen it, lol.

Speaking of faces... Pajeet, where's your face? ;^)
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>I rally like Korean dramas. Particularly, I like to watch historical dramas. I'm really interested in the Korean culture/cult.
>Korean culture/cult.
>cult.

g-guys
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>>77168570
>he thinks he's white
Howling

>>77168640
This, post your face if you really want to prove me wrong
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>>77168764
Say that taekwondo is the only thing that Korea has of culture.
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>>77168308
thanks, downloading bandicam, seems easy enough. Gonna see a T*rk milf destroy her ass using a cucumber.
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>tfw really want to kiss a girl (female)
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>>77165947
BOST
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>>77169007
Oh you better share this bud
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>>77169157

>girl (female)

Um. Is there any other kind of girl?
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>>77169272
To bite or not to bite, that is the question.
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>>77169272
Yes, girl (male)
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>>77169514
>no dick showing
girl(female) until proven otherwise ;^)
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>>77169272
Anon is a girl and would like to kiss another girl. What's so hard about understading that?
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>>77169617
>>
> Favorite Movies
>Le fabuleux destin d'Amélie Poulain - Chocolate - Les intouchables - Kimi no Na Wa - Pulp Fiction - The pianist - Immortal Beloved - les choristes -...
LMAO

>>77169564
No I mean a female girl

>>77169664
I know, cutfags are disgusting.
Was just showing girls (male) are a thing though
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>>77169617
Doesn't sound believable beyond a reasonable doubt to me ;^)


>>77169679
>I know, cutfags are disgusting.
And... half the burgers in this thread just offed themselves.
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>Sanders supporting girl asks my political opinion and says I better be a "proactive left enthusiast"
>tell her I'm an ethnic nationalist
>response
Feels breddy good lads
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>>77169730
That doesn't mean it's not true.
I saved them both as Isla # for a reason, boi

>And... half the burgers in this thread just offed themselves.
The world's a better place now
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>>77169730
What is with the obsession with getting cut in the US? I've never understood this meme
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>>77169783
Jews
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>>77169750
give her the.....
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>>77169783
(((they))) have too strong a grip on society there.
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Itt: pajeets and bbwlovers
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>>77169757
>boi
Nigga, /lgbt/ is over there ;^)


>The world's a better place now
>the jew giggles at the death of white men
Like pottery.


>>77169783
Started as a religious thing to discourage masturbation, now it's just a cultural thing (my son's dicks should mutilated, just like mine).

>>77169816
>the jew calling other jews out
kek, okay


pic related
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>>77169808
I will laddy

>>77169806
>>77169816
Makes sense

>>77169837
And moors
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>>77169848
/mtfg/ is pretty much dead, almost all the good trips have left and the new ones are even more babytrans than me, no reason to go there anymore.

>kek, okay
Not maternal, Alberto
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>>77169911
Check the pic I posted, juden.
No one cares if it's maternal or not, tbqfh.
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>>77169848
Also >USA
>white

>>77169938
Real jews do care, dummy
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>>77169952
There are plenty of whites there.
56%, to be exact ;^)

>>77169952
Whatever, shlomo.
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>>77170023
about 55% more than Portugal then :)
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>>77170051
>:)
Forgot the "^" there, worst ally.
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>>77170085
Post your face my Moorish friend, prove me wrong :^)
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>>77170129
>keeps asking for my face even though it gets posted on, literally, every thread
>doesn't post his face
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>>77169007

get the cracked version though, think free has a limit on how many minutes you can record
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>viewed by a girl ten years younger than me
REEEEEEEE
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>>77170242
Don't worry mate I'm just fucking around with you
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>tfw no qt to watch Coriolanus with
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>>77170330
100% FUCKING WHITE MALE WHERE'S THE DIVERSITY TIME TO IMPORT MORE BROWN PEOPLE INTO THE UK
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How to make conversation less boring?
I can't find any topic because my head hurts like hell.

What should I ask?
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Is that how it feels to be a normie
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>>77170330
>not sure if he seriously thinks I didn't know that it was just banter or if this is just more banter


>>77170402
>flirting
>normie
Yeah, kinda.
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>>77170402
Yes now post her pic
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>>77170389
Don't worry mate government is doing a good job at that

>>77170426
We operate on 7 levels of irony here
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>>77170484
Good. I expect at least 2 more Rotherhams by the end of the year.
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>>77170462
Fuck off tabernac I ain't sharing my qt
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>>77170639
Mean. I thought we were friends :(
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should I put I'm an author in my hobbies and interests?

I write BBC cuckold novella.
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>>77170330
I did this and got 99% a race without the 1%. What does it mean?
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>>77169750
wife material right there
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>girl says she wants to adopt 3 shitskin girls to fight inequality instead of have children
D R O P P E D
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>>77170850
You're not completely human, so you must be part Jew
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triggered
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>be me
>driving on highway in northern Virginia-Washington metropolitan area
>brand new Acura SUV (thanks taxpayers!)
>license plate "Allah1"
>Syrian flag sticker
>bitch keeps slamming her breaks for no reason. Nobody in front of her
>driving slow as fuck
>I pass
>hijab wearing bitch is on FACETIME with what looked like a new iPhone (thanks taxpayers!)


REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>77171107
Show mercy m8
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>>77171107
>right in the poppa
thanks anon
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>>77171182
I'd rather have nazi's in the country than fucking pikies
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>>77171204
Fucking NOVA
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>>77171204
>320 million Americans that can't drive
>thinks a Syrian that can't drive will make a difference
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>>77171338
>german backing up the Syrian
Makes sense
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>>77171313
HAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>77171182
>I would like to accept some help for improving my Turkish from Turkish native speaker. And also English native speakers are welcome
kek
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>>77171430
Fuck it I'm gonna message her the same thing
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>>77171204
>living in the DC metro
lmaoing @ ur lyfe
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>>77171182

Bulgars are tatars though, not slavs.
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Constipated desu
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>>77171333
>>77171534

There is money here :(

>>77171399

Kek
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>when 34-year-old man writes like a 16-year-old teen from 2008
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>>77171853
I miss runescape
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WHAT THE FUCK THIS CAN'T BE REAL
IS IT AN ELABORATE RUSE
IT'S ONE OF YOU SICK FUCKS ISN'T IT ?
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>>77172187
That would be me
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>>77172187
;)
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>>77172187
;)
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>>77172187
;)
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>>77172187
;)
>>
Assholes
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>>77172187
;)
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>I prefer kik
That's a red flag isn't it?
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>>77172187
;)
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>>77172187
;)
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>>77172880
If I remember your profile you're not a bad looking guy, why are you so surprised someone would flirt with you?
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>>77173022
Its litteraly the first time ever this happened.
And I don't think I'm who you think I am
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>>77173082
The black guy?
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>>77173082
Meh you're French.

You get +10 points for that.
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>>77171107
hahahah she farted when she was showing me her gaping asshole. She was embarassed by this hahaha
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>>77173395
So does she know you're a fake now?
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Just started out, doing pretty well I think. Got some messages, some interesting people. Anyway how do you know if a message has been viewed? I want to know whether or not i should give up on a qt or just wait.
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>>77173631
If your message is in pink boxes, it hasn't been viewed.
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>>77173631
If the message is without pink, that means that it has been viewed.
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>>77173631
Goes from light pink to white
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>>77173705
Dope, means the Mexican qt I really want is still viable.
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>>77173815
But wait. Sometimes they view the message, but never answer back
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>>77173114
Kek
No.
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>>77173896
I thought it was better if it was unviewed. Whatever I'm digging this t*rk qt i found so I'm cool with it.
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>>77174002
I thought we only had one Frenchie here
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>>77173513
Kinda, but she still wants to think I am that korean chad. Anyways, today we agreed I wouldn't bother her anymore if she agreed to be my online slave for some hours. She litterally can't say no. But I also can't ask her to go outside naked etc.
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>>77174073
Sadly no, more than 2
Even a fag
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>>77174215
Wew
There was a British fag too but I don't think he comes here anymore
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>kik account uses same pic as ip
Hmmmmm
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>>77174359
Her chin is yuge in her second IP pic
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>>77174399
FUCK
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>>77174359
Looks fake af, but k.
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>>77174359
Send her a picture of your penis right now
Trust me I'm an anglo
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>>77174519
Innit ?
Gotta stay frosty
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Is this real life
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>>77175313
Where does "she" claim to be from?
Almost certain this a fake, desu.
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>>77171985
You still can play it
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>>77175353
looks like a female to me, just one with an unfortunate chin
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>>77175313
>^_^
RED FLAG
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Is there anything better to hear from a girl, than this ?

>you will be able to do with me everything you want
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>>77175399
I wasn't claiming it was a degenerate tranny, senpai >.>

>>77175408
Yes, pic related.
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>>77174359
I use the same pic as well.
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>>77175353
Sacramento
Pretty elaborate backstory if its a catfish
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>>77172187
;)
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>>77175548
Shit man, I forgot about that.

Anybody got that pasta typed out ?

I feel like sending it to people to see how they react.
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>>77175591
Is she new to IP?

>>77175636
It's just a normie meme.
Lemme type if for you:

When you hittin it from the back and she says "Ravioli Ravioli give me the formuoli"
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>>77175660

No dude, I'm pretty sure there's a long pasta on that.

Like a big backstory that builds up to that moment
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/angelxox
Massive cunt alert: this girl is a massive cunt. She's the one who blocked one of you because she said her name was Diana (and not what it says on her profile) and apparently asking her why she uses two different names is enough for her to get mad
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>>77175721
http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/ravioli-ravioli-give-me-the-formuoli

idk, maybe.
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>>77175660
>>77175721
>>77175816

Nah shit I'm thinking of something else it seems

There was this story similar to that... posted on 4chan, a while, a while ago

Something about trying to date an emo girl, and in the end when he tries to fuck her he says something retarded like that.

fuck I can't remember
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>my current "qt" is a muslim turk

What has become of my life ...
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>>77175857
Toma lá algo para esquecer essa dor e essa gaja, fds:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCeSki6XaM
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>>77175916
Nem as gajas com filhos no badoo me respondem.
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>>77175660
Nah, 1 year
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>>77175857
I wouldn't want that desu
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>>77175995
És feio como a puta que te pariu
>>
Tell me the reason why you guys don't have Periscope to watch ruskies masturbating?
I'll use az screen recorder so that I keep their stuff before they get banned
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>>77175857
You know there is no future there, unless she plans to visit
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>>77157536
>>>77175916
>Nem as gajas com filhos no badoo me respondem.
>badoo
>gajas a responder

Escolhe um
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>>77176169
Não digas isso. He's actually good looking.
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>>77176169
Nem é o ser feio, é o ter a personalidade de uma pedra.
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>talking to a qt for 8 months
>she mentions she had an African bf
FUCK
MY
FUCKING
LIFE
>>
>>77176320
Cucked
>>
>>77176320
country?
>>
>>77176315
Se fizeres videos com fidget spinners para o youtube tens todas as gajas zezocas
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>>77176320
C U C K
U
C
K
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>>77176369
A bandeira do mcdonalds é obvia
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>>77176362
>>77176463
its only cuckoldry if you stay with the coalburner. the more accurate meme would be BLACKED
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>>77175802

I'll take the bait
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>>77176320
BLACKED
L
A
C
K
E
D
Where was the bf from and where's she from?
>>
d
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Wtf?
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>>77176320
BLACKED
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>>77176741
Mental problems.
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>>77176741
Be racist, it'll be banter
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>>77176741
Leftist nigger lovers
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>>77176792
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>>77177083
Doing me proud lad
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>>77177168
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>>77177251
Did you actually or are you bluffing?
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>>77177083

Good job lad.
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>>77177285

I did for real
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>>77177302
but... why the fuck would you do that?
>>
>>77177302

We never asked, but did you ever catch some bussy there ? voluntarily of course
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>>77177344
>inb4 he was in the army and bombed them
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>>77177344
>>77177364

I used to be in the military. And no, I like didn't see any women the entire year. The women would hide from us
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>>77177421
Sure they weren't just disguised as bin bags?
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>>77177421
Did you ever get not-voluntary bussy?
>>
>>77176497
good point desu I give you that
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>>77177485

Probably
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>>77177421
I remember that hence why I added did you ever get any pussy voluntarily kek

We've got a pretty big base of USA close by.

The things you hear...

Though who cares they're zergs anyway
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>>77177515

I'm not a faggot
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>>77177644
>We've got a pretty big base of USA close by.
Most countries could make the exact same statement
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>>77177671
I meant female bussy, you nerd.
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>>77177644

That's in Kosovo right?
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>>77177644
http://www.balkaninsight.com/en/article/serbia-covers-kosovo-s-billion-euro-debt-07-11-2017
Good god what a bunch of cucks
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>>77177688

Sure but we didn't give up ours voluntarily.

Also one in Kosovo is pretty bigger than most bases in Europe. Think only germs have bigger one

Also in Kosovo they can freely buy women so...

>>77177727
Yeah, Bondsteel

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Camp_Bondsteel
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>>77177834
But that's a good thing for us anon

>Serbia continues to pay off its foreign debt because it considers the former province a part of its own territory.

Kosovo is ours and we pay OUR debts.

There are the debts made pre 1999, not post 1999.

Also EU/Kosovo experts didn't want us to pay, that's why we did it.

If someone else is paying off your debts, whoever it is, is the one that owns you.
>>
>>77177925
>Also EU/Kosovo experts didn't want us to pay, that's why we did it.
Why are you being deliberately confrontational? We did that an now are getting fucked hard
>>
>>77177925
if you guys are going to join EU and push Russia away, then you guys are so fucked.
>>
>>77177671
>lying on the internet
>>
>>77177983

>Why are you being deliberately confrontational?

dude.

That's like what we do...

>>77177984
Never gonna happen though. There is a mutual understanding between us that EU doesn't want us to join, and that we don't want to join them.

43% atm want to see us in EU. But younger generation are even less. 29% of Belgrade students want us in EU.
>>
>>77178093
Good. Finally a country with some fucking sense. Be friends with the countries that don't just want to cuck you.
>>
>>77177986

Mean
>>
>>77178093
>and that we don't want to join them
Smart desu
>>
>>77172187
;)
>>
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Top Kek
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>>77178235
>we are protected from bad people
>if we don't wear bin bags we're gonna get raped
>but we still have more rights
WEW
>>
>>77178235

Get nudes.

No seriously.

Respond with something along the lines," you mean you're better of by doing whatever you're told " and say she should give you your skype/whatsapp/whatever.

What's the point of her nudes ? No idea. She's a muslim so fuck them, for no reason whatsoever.
>>
>Alpha with my fake profile
>Beta with my real profile
>>
How the fuck are Muslim women OK with being treated like pinching bags and rape dolls?
>>
>>77178468
as opposed to ??? women that pretend they aren't ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMFCO7ISEs8
>>
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What is this expression supposed to convey?
>>
Why the fuck is it censoring youtube links now?
>>
>>77178546
looks like the divorce hit Angelina harder than Brad
>>
>>77177856
why do you bother covering her face when you already shared them?
>>
>send a girl this album https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xupJtM-C2vA
>"It sounds like M83 (Midnight city)"
Fucking women
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>You're pretty funny, made me laugh :)
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sup
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>>77179108
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>>77179468
>>
>>77179499
It's unfortunate that my Friday night has just been shitting on peoples music taste on a fucking pen pal website but it is how it is
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>>77179344
>You're sweet
>>
>>77179519
oooga booga, where da white wimminz at?
>>
>>77179344
>M83 (Midnight city)
fucking hate that song Tbh
>>
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>>77179543
>tfw she sends you Lady Gaga songs
>>
>>77162256
what the fuck i know this kid in real life
>>
>>77179543
One man's loss is another man's gain.
>>
>>77179551
Oh hey there Volodya

Haven't seen you in these threads for a while
>>
>>77179605
In fairness The Fame Monster wasn't a completely terrible album but most of her work is pretty shitty yeah
>>
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>>77179605
>twf she sends you coldwave / post punk
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>>77179700
True, I could have gone to the cinema with friends but they were watching spiderman and I couldn't be fucked with that
>>
>>77179782
I'll be honest my man, I'm getting older and not staying hip with the kids neogaywave pretentious elitist sub genres that change in popularity status every week.

Im just over hear listening to medieval chants, classical scores, and blue grass. Stuff that makes the soul feel good.
I pretty much just stopped caring.

I work too much and a woman is only gonna marry me for my money anyway.
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>>77179782
>tfw they send you Nightcore
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>>77179859
woman marry poor man as well famalam, dont lose hope.

also coldwave is dope.
>>
>>77179872
>nightcore
sorry shit taste.
>>
Which one of you faggots is the owner of this profile
>>
>>77179907
Say that to my face baka!
>>
>>77179872
That's a red flag if ever I heard one
>>
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>>77179924
me
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>>77179924
Forgot pic
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>>77175399
nothing wrong with her chin at all shes hot
>>
shit thread bois
>>
>>77179954
Gustavo comments on 90% of girl's profiles. You'll get used to him.
>>
>>77179859

>Im just over hear listening to medieval chants, classical scores, and blue grass. Stuff that makes the soul feel good.

Mate, this is the stuff that lets your soul feel.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f46LkPDypSY

When you yell for all your worth
ZAKUNI SE
MOJA ZVEZDO SRECE

DA NAS NIKO, RASTAVITI NECEEEEEEEEE
>>
>>77179939
nightcore is a bit shit.
>>
>>77179108
Man, I'm really digging this
>>
>>77179978
I'll be honest, I let slavs send me a lot of cheesy ass shit.

I've been to most of Eastern Europe and have a slavic surname so thats pretty much who talks to me.
I send them old redneck moonshine tier shit, and they send me this.

>tfw QT didn't like Rocky top
guess she's just a duck in a pen, desu
>>
>>77179954
Please don't bully Gustavo. He's literally /ourguy/
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>>77180016
Yeah it's a pretty quality album, Stonefist and Life are probably my favourite off it
>>
>>77180068
you are beautiful :^)
>>
>>77180016
>>77180094
you guys may like tempers
>>
>>77180191
Rec an album to start with?
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>>77180094
Two more tracks till I finish the album but Stonefist is def the best so far.

>>77180191
This >>77180227
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>>77180227
they have only 1 as far as i know. some songs are slow but most are dope

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhv7Bcpa05c
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>>77180068
Has anyone ever talked to him
>>
>>77180055

Good on you lad.

Ain't nobody got songs to get pissed too as good as ours though

You literally cannot resist singing along and getting hammered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IKNCbfyzj6c
>>
>>77180233
You might like their album Get Color as well though personally I prefer Death Magic

>>77180267
Thanks I'll check them out now
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Real Korean Chad
>>
>>77179978
motherfucker looks like jaromir jagr in the 90s
>>
>>77180449

kek, first comment says that the guy is a living proof that pubic hair grows on the head too

Also we got some Irish songs too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEt2XdN_TbQ
>>
>>77180449
Jagr is a pussy slayer tho, ECHL is offering him a weekend only "play when you feel like it, enjoy beach whores when you dont" contract

Pretty based lifestyle.

>>77180312
Im drinking right now desu
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>>77180530
>mfw i drank this wednesday
>mfw i love drinking alcohol but i only drink once a week
>>
>>77180553

>drinking once a week

That's no way to live your life.
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>>77180633
i d like my liver to be intact 10 years from now on if possible.
>>
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>>77180553
>tfw find alcohol discusting and dont even drink socially
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>>77180669
If you drink enough you won't be around in 10 years, win win
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>>77180713
Same
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>>77180715
i want to be around next 100 years if possible.

>>77180713
drink soft stuff then. alcohol is nice. helps you forget.
>>
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>>77180715
>>
>>77180715
That's the attitude, Henry knows what's it all about here
>>
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