>claims to be the reincarnation of napoleon >thinks journalists

Plus he recently declared France should focus on recolonizing Africa and Asia

>>77141284
Not to mention he got into a fist fight with Justin Trudeau at the G20 meeting because he claimed Quebec was "french clay"

PARCE QUE C'EST NOTRE PROJET

>>77141318
kind of happening already, maybe in inverse

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>pretend to be a leftist liberal
>all the socialists (and there are many in france) vote for you
>actually you think you are napoleon and want to bring back the french empire

brilliant

>>77141403
he has never said he is leftist, he actually explicitly denied to be related with either the left or the right

>>77141284
source on any of this shit?

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i don't see any issues

I lile him. He's acts like a character from a chivalric romance or legend, and has attention to symbolism.
Class is underrated these days

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>>77141403
>>pretend to be a leftist liberal
Macron has always been a radical centrist.

I despise everyone that likes him, I believe it's a sign of mental retardation.

>>77142944
The nose knows

>>77141284

My impression of him is that he probably has the highest IQ/EQ among world leaders who were present at the G20.

His idea is to emulate Trump. But he's not a loose cannon. He's objective and deliberate and plays to his strengths.

>thoughts are too complex

Insulting the intelligence of journalists was brilliant.

Irrational journalists writing dumb, biased articles with a vengeance attacking Macron will earn him alot of publicity, sympathy and will likely polarise a lot of sensible people to his side, if only for disagreement with the pretty dumb and obviously biased attacks against him.

That whole Jupiter etc nonsense. You're just playing his game. Right now, you. Talking about him. Exactly what he wants. I don't mind. And he's very handsome.

He seems like somebody the Italians would have voted for lol.

>>77141392
lel

>>77141284
he also said Mars was French clay, and that he wouldn't hesitate to shutdown any of Elon Musk's rockets if they were to get too close of the planet.

>>77143468
Source, though it's true that the guys at ArianeSpace seem to be a bit intimidated by Musk. New space race?

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>>77141284
he became my favourite after "my thoughts are too complex for journalists" desu

>>77143199
>He seems like somebody the Italians would have voted for lol.
what the fuck is that supposed to mean you god damn banana eater

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>>77143199
>He seems like somebody the Italians would have voted for lol.

nope,not enough alpha

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He's also sending money to the FLQ. Stop funding french terrorists you mother fuckers

>>77141284
Are we going to have yet another campaign of Italy ?

>>77143689
I can already see him on the balcony in Montreal, actually. You know that it will happen at some point within the next few years. :^)

>>77141284

Also, he's young. He's prodigious, there's no doubt about it in my view. Whether he'll be ultimately good for France or not is different story.

Trump is to Macron is similar to how Mussolini was to the young Hitler.

He looks up to the successful and senior Merkel as well of course. But he's chosen Trump to be his role model, which is a lot more fun I guess. The US is like how the Romans were in their heyday. Strong. The Golden Eagle flies for the Americans these days.

I feel like he ought to seek greater mutual cooperation with Italy. To unite France with Italy in a deep and lasting friendship. When was the last time the two countries went out on a conquest together?

I'm pretty sure Germany doesn't want Poland anymore. She's up for grabs the way I see it. Hehe

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>>77143689

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>>77143751
>>77143765
FROGS OUT!

>>77143755
>>77143199
just go suck his dick already

>quand tes pensées sont trop complexes pour les journalistes

Le nez sait

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>>77143844
Frogs OUI
Do you really wanna stay under the foot of the *nglo?
Is "Justin 'l'anglois' Trudeau someone you look up to?

if quebec is independent then where will ontario youth go to drink at 18?

>>77143602

Exactly what it means. He doesn't seem like a French kind of guy - not unless France suddenly lost all its contemptuous, arrogant, self-centered people who get jealous of guys like Macron - basically the whole of Paris.

I can expect the Italian majority to be the opposite there though. They like guys who resemble Caesar. Cause those were the good times. And also the Italians are culturally generous and supportive.

>>77143649

I guess he's a little lacking in macho. Anyway it's all for show. At least he has style.

>>77143852

Sadly it's likely you're too average to appreciate the extent of Macron's IQ. His thoughts are too complex for you breh.

>>77141284
>gaul being a bloodthirsty savage
Why exactly are you surprised by this? It's pretty much all they've ever done

>>77144237
that's fucking retarded all of paris voted for him

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Jesus fuck lads Macron has just gone rogue. Is he, /ourguy/?

>Renames "Ministry of Defense" to "Ministry of the Armies"
>Wants to make France a military superpower again
>Auto-proclaims himself "Chief of the Secret Services"
>Fires a ton of journalists
>Says journalists are incapable of grasping his intellect.
>Puts everyone with potential terror connections on a watchlist
>Produces USSR-tier propaganda clips where he's called "The Saviour"
>Cuts welfare and social security, social spending as a whole
>Allows migrants to be worked more than 40 hours a week, to pay them little and fire them easily
>Pro-monarchy
>Says Africa's problems are "Civilizational"
>Says African women are having too many babies
>Buddies with Trump and Putin.
>Has literally taken the Bogpill.
>Constantly compares himself to the god Jupiter.
>Cut taxes and shrank the government welfare for refugees
>Backed off on ousting Assad
>Told Italy to go fuck themselves when it comes to the migrant crisis

He broke the conditioning. Emmanuel "See a nigger, pull the trigger" Macron has gone rogue.

>>77143765
Hey it looks like De Gaulle is about to suck two cocks here.

>>77144475
>>Says Africa's problems are "Civilizational"
>>Says African women are having too many babies
What is untrue about that

>>77144086
Alberta

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>>77144539

Nothing

/our guy/

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>>77144588
>"A repugnant speech"
He's not wrong about those journalists.

>>77144385

My only mistake was in presuming your IQ was average.

Firstly, "the whole of paris" rightly did not know who the kind of guy Macron was going to turn out to be after getting elected. I can imagine alot of parisians regretting their vote because:

Secondly, what I asserted was that basically the whole of Paris is filled with contemptuous, arrogant, self-centered individuals who should be easily jealous of a guy like Macron.

If you are from Paris, I should not be surprised.

>>77144475
Vive le roi !

>>77144588

Heh. He's half just having fun. He knows his strengths though.

>>77144632

Yeah. They fall for it so easy. They attack him in a way that is hard for sensible people to agree with them.

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>>77141284
>says he wants to restore the French empire
>retake the Louisiana territories
>expressed interest in restoring House of Bonaparte
>claims to be the karmic reincarnation of Napoleon I
>crowned himself in a massive ceremony, styles himself the "Son of Jupiter"
>currently bombing former West African territories back into fealty to the Crown
>says "the French race lords above all others"
>troops on the borders with Germany, Belgium and Italy
>beheads journalists in public
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
>appreciates older sluts
>thoughts indecipherable to mere mortals
>literally took the Bogpill
>sending stormtroopers to kebab shops to clear them out of Paris
>pledges to move the French capital to Versailles in the fall
>threatened Frexit if the EU did not capitulate to his demands
>told Merkel to go fuck herself
>aligned himself on the anti-globalist axis
>war of imperialism currently raging in Vietnam to retake former colonies
>pledged to end communism worldwide
>supports the true Pope in Avignon to counter Francis
>will immediately annex Catalonia and Basque Country in the event of independence
>amassing the largest French navy in years
>reestablished use of the guillotine in public executions
>personally beheaded opponents Le Pen, Fillon and Melenchon to cement his rule after two landslide elections
>outlawed all other parties
>respects the superior GILF pussy
>literally browses /pol/
>said niggers arent fit for Western society (rough translation)
>renowned as a brilliant military tactician
>declared Mars his "Sun Palace" and plans to build massive cities on its surface from which he will rule France and its colonies
/ourguy/

>>77145182
>claims direct descendance from the first Kings of France in the House of Capet
Is this true?

>>77145221
it is
genealogists have also found he has links with caesar, charlemagne, alexander the great, lionel messi, and jesus christ

>>77143689
I don't understand why you can't ban them. It's not like France-Canada relations are terribly important.

I don't know much about this guy but if he wants to put journalists in death camps I'm all behind that

Parce que c'est 2017!

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>>77143689
>He's also sending money to the FLQ.

>>77145382
Ban who? The French? Canada has tried to remove the Ftench, or assimilate them. It always fails. They are too numerous, too vocal, and too stubborn. Also doesn't help that the whole issue is tied closely with religion.

>>77145643
>the whole issue is tied closely with religion.
that stopped being true 50 years ago

we're now Fedora™ (except when the topic of mudslime immigration comes up, at which point suddenly we're very proud of our Roman Catholic heritage and culture)

ITT: /pol/ delusion

>>77142050
>explicitly denied to be related with either the left or the right
as everyone should, childish ideologues playing with fantasy, removed from reality

>>77145314
>lionel messi
all those royal blood are discarded.

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What will you say to your kids when the ask you where you were on the day of Macron's Coronation as Emperor of France?

>>77141284
I like the cut of his jib.

>>77145678
It is irony dipshit

>>77148158
just like /pol/

>>77141284
>Macron is going to be King of France
And who'll be the next king when childless Macron dies?

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>>77141284
Germany is about to partitioned between Poland and France with Donald Trump's blessing. The rebirth of Europe is upon us. Macron and Duda will lead it to true greatness.

Prepare your anuses.

>>77150161
His male partner

>>77150265
>poland
>accomplishing anything

You're right about France

>>77145678
>>77150029
>t.reddit

>>77150434
t. Quebec

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>macrons face when he restores the bourbons AND the bonapartes AND vichy AND releases an app to keep track of them all

>>77143689
What? Link?

>>77145182
>tfw this will never be true

I'm starting to warm up to him, though. I pray that his campaign's leftist rhetoric was just to bait leftists, so far I agree with a good chunk of what he has done.

Journalists must be in a complete panic. Everyone keeps shitting on them

Actually, he figured out that keeping the press in contempt is a boon in current year. It's not that anything he says is really that crazy, but because he tells the press to suck a dick they make free pr for him.
Like trump to a degree, though trump went further and looked to provocate the press.

>>77150784
Maybe they'll stop constantly editorializing and start at least adequately pretending to know their role. There are a million ways you can frame stories to get people on your side, but the moment you start overtly telling people what to think is the moment you lose them.