>be at da club >start dancing with 9/10 girl >end up

Oy vey, that must be pure coincidence.

stop trying to court your mom then

Your dick just saved you from contracting multiple STDs.

>>77134582
This

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>dicklets
when will they learn?

>>77134458
Same, I wish got circumcised and became alpha, instead Im leaft with this rotting smelly abhorrent unsanitary piece of skin that needs constant cleaning. Yesturday was the 5th time I was kicked out of the club for air pollution and I had washed my foreskin with lavender smelling soap this time

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Posting in a "things that didnt happen" thread

why oven? this is so random

>>77134582
So does a cut sick, to a certain degree. He could have nailed her without worry if he was cut

>>77134458
Uncircumcised dicks are not as good. There's less material to work with.

t. homogay faggot

>>77134889
She left her oven on and had to go home to turn it off. I left my ______ on is a common movie cliche to get out of a situation.

>>77134724
I really enjoyed this post. Better than expected from this flag.

Thanks,

>>77135201
Circumcised dicks*** are not as good*

god damn ir

>>77135201
>>77135309
how often are aussies cut?

being circumsized is like having your eyelids chopped off and then saying it's normal for them to dry out and that you can see as well as someone with regular eyes even if youre clinically blind

>>77135324
can't tell you as I don't know for sure

Used to be common. Now much less common. I think currently it's about like 15% because it's not medically recommended but it used to be the majority.

So like most 20-40 year olds aren't cut but maybe 1/3 to 1/2 are. Above that is higher, below that is lower. Maybe I know more about this than I thought.

>>77135331
Well if more then half the male population did it then it's "normal" regardless of the medical effects.