Tips for dating a Brazilian woman? She lives in the U.S. but

>>77130491
tell her to cook you some homemade sopa

>>77130491

>Tips for dating a Brazilian woman?

Don't.

>>77130707
She has already made me brigadeiros, salpicão, and pan de queso

>>77130491
I'm from Recife

tell her your cock is bigger than Brennand's cock trust me

Tell her to teach you how to dance funk carioca (funk from Rio de Janeiro).

>>77130491
Why do you still need tips then? You did it go on

>>77130832
>pan de queso
>together for 4 months
>still can't tell the difference between spanish and portuguese

>>77132541
I fucking hate being american god why are we so dumb
>>77131943
he said she's from recife is this just to make her mad??
>>77130491
not surprised she move from that shit hole it's a bad city

>>77136023
>I fucking hate being american god why are we so dumb
Don't be like that. Just MAGA.

>>77130491
don't freak out when she shows you her penis for the first time

>>77136023
>I fucking hate being american god why are we so dumb
Just reminding you that speaking Spanish to a Brazilian is a very good way of annoying them. Don't do that.

>>77136521
That's a meme but we will get better soon honestly we have been improving steadily it's just infuriating how closed off we are

>>77130491
>Tips for dating a Brazilian woman?
Just pretend she's American. Our cultures are not that different.
The only thing that I can tell you is to NOT use stereotypes. Like samba, non-white, jungle, etc.

>>77130832
>pan de queso
I hope she will cut your dick off while you sleep

>>77130491
print out statistics about her country and present it to her