you go to the nearest beach and find a bunch of Germans occupying it
what do?
>>77123505
Impregnant his wifes
distract them by driving my new shiny forklift
Firebomb the location, the beach was obviously a strategic asset.
Better call Stalin
CERVEZA BEER AGUA WATER
CERVEZA BEER AGUA WATER
>>77124447
Si. Tres cerveza grande por favor.
>>77124447
SALSA
TEQUILA
CORAZON
CERVEZA
>>77123505
I'd drop a dead body with forged invasion plans indicating that I'm planning to actually go to a different beach 100km away from that one and wait until they go occupy that one instead
*BEEP *BEEP!!!!!!!!
get out da wayyyyyyyyyy
Attack their trench
>>77123505
apparently swimming was forbidden there as well why they go to a beach then
>>77123505
Go to france.
Nothing, I'd rather my beaches be occupied by krauts than other burgers.
>>77123505
Join in, I like digging