The Norwegian navy approaches your shores, and we are not coming

wave my big hungarian dick in joy on the shores because that means we have a sea and will get laid by cockhungry norwegian female soldiers

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>we are not coming as friends

Kyaa~ does that mean we're lovers?

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How will your country react to this?

Mobilize the navy and the marines and use our coastal defence mechanisms to sink an atlantic navy that surely is made to work effectively in baltics and thick archipelagos, whilst mobilizing the reserves and capturing firstly finnmark and then the rest.

Based off what happened after 9/11, we'd invade Sweden

>>77087690
Ours is bigger

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>>77087903
It's all going according to plan!

>>77087921
We also have Kraken swimming along with us underneath our vessels.

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We'd probably greet heartily, show you the errors of your ways, stealthily integrate you, and then get you to invade England.

Y'know, like last time?

>>77087690
How would you like your margarita, sir?

And no, I can't sell you drugs.

are PoW camps as good as those famous prisons in norway? if so, i'll surrender :3

>>77087690
is that the whole fleet?

*deploys Walrus-class submarines and fires off Mk 48 torpedos*

Nothing personal kid

Take in whatever drug you're delivering

>>77087690
We would make friends

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>>77087690
Offering them my wife like the good old day

>>77088042
Man, I forgot about that one.

Their cells look better than any room I could afford to pay around here. Also, healthcare, food and a computer with limited internet access.

What else can I ask for?

>>77088059
That's just their target practice sights.

The Norwegian navy is the largest in the known world.

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>>77088102

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Same way we deal with the yellow people and boats

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>How will your country react to this?

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>>77088042
Pretty much.

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Choke point camping all day every day.

>>77088204
Looks pretty nice actually, wouldn't mind being in Norwegian prison 2bh.

>>77088059
No, but I think it's the whole operating one, at the time when the photo was taken. Minus the coast guard of course.

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>>77088204

>>77088238
Oh, and they have not included the operating submarines. I guess the answer is just plainly "no".

>>77088204
Now, the argument about "muh reinsertion" flies with me, since I don't have too much of a hard time fathoming why it'd be better on the whole to re-introduce small time offenders who only ended up committing a crime due to unlucky circumstance.

But still, how is this shit meant to disencentivize criminals who were fully aware of their acts? Like say I'd like to kill my son. Maybe the thought of being brutalized in prison, and being crammed into a small cell would make me think twice. But here, if the only downside is spending two or three years in a cushy cell with allsorts of things to entertain myself, how am I to not commit the crime?

>>77088373
Norway has the lowest recidivism rate in the world. Prison is supposed to be rehabilitative, not a deterrent. Society should be a deterrent to crime.

>>77087690
thought we were friends

>>77087929
t. Magnus Carlsen

>>77087690
Cute

>>77088427
I know, I know. You're only feeding back to me what I said I'd already agreed with.

But what of someone who doesn't need the rehabilitation, since he was perfectly aware of the crime he was about to embark on, and would've committed regardless of circumstance?

Someone who was only ever going to commit a crime once, would've ended it there, but wasn't detterred in the first place?

>>77088373
If you're asking me then I think you won't get a satisfying answer, since my competance on this matter is zero. But do you really think that people who commited a crime on purpose do not need rehabilitation and to obtain new perspectives on life and how to live it, how to be a law-abiding citizen? I would assume these people are the people who need rehabilitation the most, not the other way around. Maybe I'm wrong, I dunno.

>>77088438
Give half of your royal jewlry collection to our royal house and we'll turn back.

invite our vassal in

>>77088733
Denmark, let's form a union again. Norway-Denmark.

>>77088564
>But do you really think that people who commited a crime on purpose do not need rehabilitation and to obtain new perspectives on life and how to live it, how to be a law-abiding citizen?
Hmm, well maybe that's also true in a sense. I might phrase this next part not too handsomely, but basically the people I'm thinking of in this case would be perfectly law-abiding citizens in all other fields, but would've just committed the crime because they thought it was "worth" the prison time they'd inccur. Like say, someone who was greedy, and had to share the inheritance of his father with his brother. If he knew he could rack in a million more by not having to share his brother by killing him, then maybe he'd do it. Basically the crowd I'm thinking of is those who'd have a lot to win by killing someone else, and would say "damn" to the consequences.
Not people who are legitimely sick and with an inclination to kill.

>>77088793
Also what worries me is that a lot of the prison system is geared towards rehabilitation, but that wouldn't matter for the crowd I'm specifically addressing, since they would've only pulled off their crime once, have gained what they wanted to gain, and be done with it.

>>77088491
It's not the prison system's job to do that. It is society's

>>77088832
So society should look down enough on those kinds of people, till the shame is such that they wouldn't want to commit any crime?

>>77088204
Oh shit that looks way better than my apartment

>>77087690
Amusement.

Unzip artillery

>>77088793
>>77088825
That's a good question to which I don't have the answer. How are your prisons?

>>77088875
No, society should be good enough that crime becomes rare. Take your example, killing your son. There could be a few reasons someone might do that without fear of getting caught. Maybe you really fucking hate him for being gay. Society should have taught you a measure of tolerance to prevent this.

>>77087690
We will send our finns to kill you.

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SHOOT YOU WITH BROOMSTICKS

>>77088958
Eh, I guess a healthy balance between what yours are, and American ones. Sadly, we don't have enough, and a lot of sentences are left unserved.

Apparently, they're also a breeding ground for radicalization, so we haven't got the answer either apparently.

But at least thank you for considering my point. I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks it's slightly paradoxical in some ways, but oh well, those people I mean are probably 1% of the criminal populatio anyways.

>Society should have taught you a measure of tolerance to prevent this.
I don't know. You'll always end up with assholes without enough empathy for this to hold sway with them. But I guess, yes it's a start.

Don't care, Australia is literally uninvadable

>>77088977
Oops, sorry forgot to reply approprietly. Here's the answer: >>77089041

>>77088977
The problem is when societies are broken
That's why that prison system works only in Norway
Here our max security prisons the guards are there with the mission of basically lobotomizing the inmates with psychological torture
I'ts hard for a many people to empathize with criminals, specially if you were the victim of a crime.
But well, their way is right at the end.

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>>77087690
[laughs in spanish]

>>77089148
Your navy clearly does not even know which way it's going. This is going to be easy!

>>77088491
if the law-folks determine said criminal is not fit to be let free, even if he has served his time, then they can keep him locked up for as long as neccessary. like breivik, i very much doubt they'll ever let him go

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ummm sorry sweetie we're full xx

>>77089175
*Navantia remotely turns off your Fridtjof Nansen systems*

Nothin' personnel.... kid

>>77089181
I don't know, I think that you will need another canberra or at least a hobart. Pls buy.

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>>77089317
You're dust!

>>77089179
Oh alright. You lot should publicize that more since the Norwegian judicial system is often touted as "ah so nice and human :)" by people who don't know anything about it, even what that back-up exists.

There's no navy on the planet that can match the US fleet for capabilities.

Surrender
I want to be imprisoned in your jail
Fuck yeah

"hello america yes i love mcdonalds too but we're being attacked send help asap thanks"

>>77087690
pls Destroy Indonesia and Malaysia first

>>77089364
i try to tell people whenever our prisons are mentioned, but they see cells that doesn't look like a sewer and so they think its all nice. it's also not like you're totally safe there either, not too long ago a child molester got murdered by other inmates

>>77087690
No,we don't want your codfish.
Wait until december

Good luck. We have some of the most advanced ships in nato, part of the missile shield. And combined defense with Germany and Belgium. Plus there is a British fleet that is part of nato right across the pond.

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>>77089615
We will only send one ship toward you lads, it's gonna be easy to show you who's the boss. As we pass your docks with our ship the wave from it will flood your entire country.

>>77089466
excellent post

>>77088204
This is way better than my High School.

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>>77089771
Geeh, I guess the country that hasn't been flooded for 60+ years and the largest port of Europe cannot handle the waves of one ship.

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>>77090217
These girls are dragging a big battering ram that will be used to ram your docks till it's destroyed. You can not stop us!

>>77090217
Those gates are 20 meters high lol.

Just blow them up I guess

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>>77087690
Björn, we torpedoed and sank the Burger fleet.
Your logboats are no competition.

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>>77090305
the thumbnail looked like a weed bud.
i think i should stop smoking weed

42cº

I don´t say more.

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they stand no chance against our fleet

>>77087921
it's not about the size it's how you use it :^)

As for the question, Iceland isn't afraid of some Norwegians on boats. Scoldings are in order

>>77087690
you wouldn't fucking dare

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>>77091252
Give us some gold and shining things, and we'll be on our way.

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>>77088157
kek

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>>77091252
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Action_of_22_September_1914

>>77091351
two world wars and one world cup :)

>>77092205
One Empire :P

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>>77088157
>defeats finland
everytime

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>>77089181
where's the carrier?

>>77087690
Call America they need in free oil.

>>77087690

They'll probably bend over and take it all in since most brazilians love sucking foreign dick.

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Das muss das Boot abkönnen

Wait a minute, we don't have a shore

>>77094418
Nah we have all the oil we need thanks.

>>77087690
Posture with nukes
Use it as a political tool to get votes.
Get happy as we get to legitimately occupy Norway