So, it's official. The absolute state of America...
http://docquery.fec.gov/cgi-bin/forms/C00649723/1168850/
Rock is a solid candidate though.
>>77087029
based rock gonna bury drumpf jabrony
>>77087029
We had a good run
The day is arriving sooner than first expected
>>77087233
Electrolytes.
>US elections will be ball out meme tier celebrity candidates from now on
EYYYYYYY
kill us pls
>Drumpf killed America
Only good thing he's done
>2019
>trump cutting promo
>getting booed by the general public
>there is no one who can't stop my re-election!
>boooooo
>you boo me now but you'll vote for me anyway because there is nobody decent in the republican/democrat roster!
>he's getting real heat
>trump laughs maniacally
>suddenly lights go dim
>electricity static sound
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1C-mdFXKyBU
>loudest pop since ronald reagan
>>77087029
who's ready for the RAUNCHIEST candidate of all time?
america must be destroyed!
ROCK VS KANYE 2020
>>77087029
>Kanye vs the rock 2020
Who /ready/
>>77087233
Trump is just white and old Camacho anyway.
>>77087581
love this post
>>77087029
this happens all the time, Stephen Colbert contested two states in the 2008 Democratic primaries. It's not like we can legally bar citizens from making joke Presidential runs.
>>77087698
Only it's not a joke anymore as of Trump.
at least it's not bulgaria-tier
>>77087608
>mentally ill alt-light princess vs hard working man
In other places that might be an easy decision but in America I don't even know
>>77087728
do you think Trump was the first rich person to run for President or something?
>>77087728
>tfw you lived long enough to see the old man from the apprentice become president of US of A
>>77087809
>first rich person
No, but he's the first reality show billionaire to run and win.
>>77087739
Kanye will break on through
>>77087029
Hell, why not? The current one was a terrible Reality TV actor, the next one should be a non-actor in big budget movies.
the rock would completely destroy trump on the mic, that would be interesting to see
>>77087885
>reality show billionaire
he was a well known figure for literally decades before he started doing TV. He also ran for President in 2000, four years before the Apprentice even began, but it was near the end of the Reform Party's brief period of relevance so it didn't go anywhere.
>>77087029
Would this make two presidents in the WWE hall of fame
In all fairness--these joke candidates are probably not any worse than the traditional candidates. How much worse can we do than dudes like Bill Clinton and George Bush?
>>77087308
>America died just now
Where the fuck have you been for the last 16 years nigger?
>>77088174
Literally the only good presidential candidates in the last 30 years have been Ron and Rand Paul
>>77087736
lmfao
>gets elected president of bulgaria
>nothing personal kid
>>77088860
>dude the economy will collapse any day now lets go back to gold meme man
>>77087029
How do I become a citizen so that I could vote for him? I want Schwarzenegger 2: Electric Boogaloo
>>77089122
>Gold standard in the 21st century
>>77089122
>>77089433
how is the current state any better? having currencies value based solely on bank interests is an unstable mess.
>>77087994
yes, WWE is the new kingmakers, not political parties
>>77087308
this
can we ditch partisan politics yet?
Trump was basically a third party candidate who hijacked one of the majority ones
>>77088860
>Ron Paul
I still believe.
>>77089931
Partisan politics are fine, you guys just need more parties.
>>77087423
>The 2020 elections will be hosted by the WWE
>Debates will consist of tag-team battles between Republicans and Democrats
>Election Night will be a pay per view 1 on 1 cagefight that provides 24 hours of wrestling drama
>The winner gets awarded the Oval Belt
>>77090324
Good post
>>77090324
BAH GAWD
>>77087029
http://www.strawpoll.me/13418514
>>77087736
>пoмopиe
Дy ю хэв эн эpиa кoллд пoмopьe? Bи хэв yaн ин зe нopз.
>>77090324
I never realized how much I want this
>>77087029
>2020 elections
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DTVMjU61m4
>>77087029
2020 THE PEOPLES PRESIDENT!
>>77089958
he got an electoral vote at least
>>77087736
>top 10 anime battles of all Bulgaria
Whe is Taytay going to run for the presidency?
>>77087029
>>77099761
why exposing herself when she's already the one pulling the strings from behind the curtain?
>Latam getting rid of commies
>US electing meme people
Has america became a banana republic?
>>77089791
When is Stone Cold running for prez?