/brit/

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goals

Oo ahh up the RA

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sue

alri

>>77062780
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5167/5207462512_1dd489c733_o.jpg

T I N Y W I L L Y

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'zu

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the gf

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Kyary

gay shitskin blown the fuck out

>>77062898
poo poo pee pee up the DUP

>>77062908
>>77062921
>>77062935
Kill yourselves

>>77062862
english rose
>>77062885
nice bottoms
>>77062908
>>77062921
ugly runts
>>77062928
6/10
>>77062935
waifu-tier

>>77062928
shouldn't be legal for women to look this qt

new to alcohol, what should I buy at the offie?

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lads, post sexy ladies

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>ugly runts

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The habibi

alri lads

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I AM UNTETHERED AND MY RAGE KNOWS NO BOUNDS

>>77062993
Disaronno

It tastes like liquid marzipan

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*approaches at a threatening speed*

>>77062993
Thatcher's Katy
superb cider

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>>77062996
would be 10/10 if she was black

>>77063036
>not Savannah

best supermarket cider

conor obert's is being a bit rorke about pregnancy in his lyrics

>>77063037
look at that nigger holy shit what the fuck

>>77063037
she just looks fucking weird

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>>77063017
>tfw your thoughts are to complex for journalists

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who looks worse IRL?

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need a nerdy black gf

unbelievably horny recently

too much so

may have to just wank a lot until im over it

>>77063014
how do you lads feel about the sweet wrapper analogy muslims use for the hihab

janny needs to ban these early new cunts

sick to bastard death of threads before 310

going on a date with aisha in horsham lads

>>77063037
damn that is some real dark chocolate

currently completely naked

>>77063079
aisha 100%

>>77063045
the nandos shit?

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HOLLY

https://twitter.com/TheeEdger/status/883355141298061312/video/1

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>>77063081
is this nerdy ?

>>77063079
'sha

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necc

>>77063117
pics x

>>77063139
>glasses
ye

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my qt girl folder has a total of 2 (two) ethnics
am I a racist

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>>77063091
what to

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roooooo

>>77063153
faggot gyppo cunt

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>>77063133
dunno

happening in cheadle

>>77063136

having a phwoar

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>>77063184

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anime

>>77062885
Why do non white women spend all day on social media ranting about how much they hate white men and that we're responsible for all the world's evils, yet they'd rather fuck whitey than any male from their own race.

It's really confusing.

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Let me tell you something, I haven't even begun to peak. And when I do peak, you'll know. Because I'm gonna peak so hard that everybody in France is gonna feel it.

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>>77063157
nein

>>77063164
this wojak meme is getting out of control

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I've unironically had sex with 7 girls in the last month.

just booked holiday in cornwall

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>>77063222

>>77063208
thats a weird looking aiemn
needless to say, i hate it.

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>>77062928
very good

Does anyone have that video where that british lad is being chased by the cops, and then he asks some woman to help him and when she does he tells her after he's a paedophile?

Help

>>77063236
JUPITER
U
P
I
T
E
R

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>>77063078
>“Democracy is always presented as if it were incomplete, because democracy is not enough by itself,” says Macron, elaborating that there is always something missing in the democratic process; some sort of void.
>“In French politics, this absence is the presence of a King, a King whom, fundamentally, I don’t think the French people wanted dead,” said Macron. “The Revolution dug a deep emotional abyss, one that was imaginary and shared: the King is no more!” According to Macron, since the Revolution France has tried to fill this void, most notably with Napoleon and then Charles de Gaulle, which was only partially successful. “The rest of the time,” said Macron, “French democracy does not manage to fill this void.”

>>77063159
something with milfs or thicc girls

this is good>>77063136

Oh yeah just make a new thread and link it 20 posts early so everyone fucks off and misses what I'm saying OP you cunt.

>>77062829
Met a Kurd in Tap and Spile, back when that was open. Mate of mine is an Iraqi arab and taught me how to say a phrase in arabic that was some kind of Iraqi nationalist chant. So this Kurd in Tap says he's from Iraq, so I say this arabic phrase that I know to try and impress him, and the Kurd starts crying and says it's Saddam's pledge of allegiance that I just said, and that Saddam killed his wife and kids.

Finished my pint and did one.

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>>77063225
same girl?

>>77063233
Watch our for the Cornish Republican Army pal

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>>77062935
OI OI

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>>77063240

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the holly

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>>77063045
*blocks your path*

>>77063278
wew

>>77063136
AWOOOOOOGA

*slaps my foot against the floor repeatedly*

HOMMA HOMMA HOMMA

*starts slobbering everywhere*

AWOOOOOGA

booked holiday in grimsby

>>77063291
otherwise known as the CoRbin Army

>>77063094
what analogy?

grimsby more like grimsby

>>77063324
Watch out for the Cod Republican Army

took a tab of aspirin, will be rinsin soon

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Why is London getting all these new railways? Hardly fair

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Has anyone else noticed that Americans sometimes have this weird piglet-like look to them?

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feels like friday but it's only tuesday

>>77063324
I work in Grimsby International Airport

>>77063374
Because London is the only place in the UK that matters

>>77063375
I'm sure no one in the uk looks like this

>>77063308
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

this kills the Koppaberg

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you arrive in london

>>77063375
The ol german genetics

>>77063375
inbreeding

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>>77063378
friday is bad i am glad it is not friday

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day off tomorrow

>>77063374
in preparation for the mass exodus

know so much about test cricket lads

>>77063153
;)

>>77063371
jel sparina u zgbu

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LMAOO bout to give this british girl the 1776 ahahah sorry bongs but your women belong to us

>>77063421
I'd breed her in

>>77063374
because we're the ones who make the money sweetie :) x

>>77063441
It'll be over before you know it.

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>>77063409
hmmm... this isn't the London experience I'm used to

ah yes, much better

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>>77063344
see this everywhere

>>77063474
looks comfy desu

>>77063474
>Upminster
not london. dont even try runtbag

>>77063454
sorry lad I'm on holiday

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(rolls this into the thread)
(chucks a pack of plastic shot glasses in after it)
have fun lads

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>>77063456

>>77063451
GYNO
Y
N
O

>>77063451
pale freak

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IM ALL NEW BABY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z0-Q-C8Xb0

>>77063451
what the fuck

know more about test cricket than anyone in this thread, can say that with outermost confidence

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how do you open these on the go

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The World-Famous London Experience

>>77063515
i'm proud of my supple tits mate

>>77063519
hello darkie

>>77063564
with a table

>>77063481
>http://www.hijab-poster.blogfa.com/
Ah yes. Well this certainly changes much of what I thuoght I knew.

>>77063481
I don't but I only know literally two Muslims and they're pretty liberal
I guess it's a good analogy from a parent's point of view, they don't want their little girls dirtied up, but it's unlikely to happen

>>77063545
been tested long enough imo they should just release it

*declares a fatwa*

>>77063572
why you covering up your knackers

scared we'll laugh at 'em?

>>77063564
Key.

WE
ARE
LIVE
https://youtu.be/DRpITDL-vcA

>>77063564
teeth

>>77063451
really disgusting nipples lad

>>77063583
comedy gold

hunger has faded. literally actually feel quite full of energy, waking up in the morning is easier. only two days in to juicing. my shits are pure liquid, though, comes out of me like smoothie through a garden hose. no real smell though. might just do this forever

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The world famous boutiques of London... a key part of the vaunted London experience

fucking yanks

thick as pigshite they are

>>77063564
Belt buckle or edge of table

>>77063596
so i dont get banned

isnt posting your will bannable on a blue board?

>>77063581
>it's unlikely to happen
What is? 5 guys raping a little girl at once? Because that's apparently the alternative to wearing a hijab in the UK.

>>77063564
lever over your index you bent twat

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Apparently yanks don't keep their washing machine in their kitchen

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Right, question lads.

The blue car's turning off down the side road. The red car's coming up the inside lane. The blue car's not in the inside lane to turn off because it's a bus lane.

Whose right of way is it?

>>77063602
when is the fight? who do you think is going to win? i think heemguy but it could go either way

>>77063545
You don't even know who Marcus Trescothick is

>>77063680
the cyclist's

>>77063659
no

we can afford an entire room dedicated to doing laundry

>>77063651
yeah but posting it to a NSFW board and linking it isn't

>>77063621
what kind of stuff were you eating before that made you feel sluggish and made you feel like shit in the morning?

>>77063642
>>77063568
>>77063474
odd
I live in a rather well off part of the North and it looks miles better than this, but if I say I'm from the North, Londoners give me a funny look like I'm speaking a different language and they're surprised I was able to get to London

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The warmth and friendliness of the natives is another key part of the London Experience

>>77063602
when's the fight?

>>77063651
you'll probably get a ban anyway desu. imagine janny would find a willy less offensive than that monstrosity of a body.

>>77063709
That's Moss Side, Manchester

>>77063602
>fight is still over a month away
Won't be that bothered on the night, so you can imagine how unconcerned I am about it at the moment.

>>77063659
>he doesn't have a utility room

ever notice how every game has shit ai according to /v/?
this must be some dunning-kruger shit

i have an uncanny amount of test cricket info, stats and memories stored in this muscular brain of mine

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>You will never have a miserable liberal highschool gf in early 00s Texas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_Rxqtq3ng

>>77063680
I'd say red
He's driving like a twat so don't expect him to stop for you

>>77063708
>unwarranted arrogance
just a part of the London Experience

posted this on the fb when i finally got my phd
and the relationship with a lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FIRTw609o8

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life goals

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Me 22 years old
>Unemployed
>Virgin
>Social cripple
>Living with parents
>No confidence
>General runt
>Few hobbies and spent much of my time on 4chan

Me 2 years later
>Shagging girls regularly until I got my gf
>Well paid job and saving up for a deposit
>Living with friends in our banterous house
>Can literally talk to anyone on anything - networking constantly
>Loads of hobbies
>Wide circle of friends
>Working out and generally get compliments on my looks on a daily basis

We're all gonna make it lads

>>77063680
its safer if they let the black guy take his turn first so that the people that observe street rules don't get hit by him


(im assuming the person in the red car is black because black people in my area are the worst drivers by far)

>>77063729
hey, someone asked, and i delivered

i shouldnt be banned for delivering on requests

>>77063745
reminder that Jane>Daria

>>77063602
holy fuck are yank commentators (or whatever they are) always this loud, annoying and histrionic? their bigging this up as the biggest fucking event of our lifetime

>>77063709
>guy on left holding out his hand for a handshake
>guy in middle pointing you to the train station like you asked
>guy up top checking his high powered stapler for a jam
>guy in car ready to drive you to your destination free of charge

I can see how your northern brain is adapted to see conflict anywhere however mate

>>77063659
>wash your dirty underwear when you're about to have a snack
>piss and shit microparticles fly through the air and land on your food


no thanks, we keep it kosher

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>walk into the livingroom
>some random show about how racist white people are and boohoo poor blacks
>turn on 8 out of 10 cats instead
>they're ranting about white privilege
Actually fuck off

>>77063759
deformed romania strong

WHAT DO WE FINK OF TOTNUM

You're not a true member of /brit/ until the Deano autist has spammed something random you said for weeks on end

>>77063745
was seeing a bird recently who was like a sexy london daria desu. bit of a mental cunt though so had to get rid.

i have a deeper understanding of the nuances of test cricket than anyone in this thread can even conceive

>>77063762
teach me

wish that twitter was treated with the same disdain as reddit here

>>77063762
what happened lad

>>77063804
>piss and shit microparticles fly through the air
Do yanks wash their shart-catchers by turning them inside out and swinging them around like nunchucks?

>>77063805
>watching the jewish propaganda box

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>yanks keep their fridge in their bathroom

>>77063805
hate Katherine Ryan
hate Canada
simple as

>>77063765
That's pretty scary because I've driven in America and the white people were terrifyingly awful at it as well.

>>77063762
>Shagging girls regularly until I got my gf


but how?????????????????
ive tried to be a normie but it just doesnt work

uh lads

haha

uhh

poo

test cricket. the most cerebral of sports

>>77063835
t. wicket wanker

>>77063841
it is

twitter is mostly full of lefty freaks same as reddit

test cricket exists at my discretion. I am the alpha and the omega.

>>77063855
>>77063866
It's getting ridiculous, so fucking annoying. I shouldn't have people trying to make me feel bad everytime i turn on the TV

>two cashiers at the convenience store called me sexy
>they immediately became hideously ugly in my eyes

ah yes, self hatred...

>>77063853
guessing that's why they need a whole room for it desu. you wouldn't want shart bits on your kitchen surfaces.

>>77063835
You can't even comprehend the nuance of Marcus Trescothick.

got a 10 year visa to the US lads, however only got this to go on holiday for a week in LA of all places

>>77063899
I hated white people until I stopped watching TV

>>77063856
>he doesn't make sandwiches on the toilet

saves you a lot of time in the morning

>>77063913
i could tell you lots about trescothick but i wont bother

>>77063780
>Jane
>Roastie whore
>Has no friends before Daria
>Weird hippie
>Dresses like a lesbian
Meanwhile
>Daria
>Pure maiden
>Puts on cold exterior but is secretly emotional
>qt

got called a brexiteer in greggs today

>>77063895
yeah but if you post a screenshot of a reddit thread people are more likely to tell you to fuck off

>>77063956
so tell me; is moeen ali elite?

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>>77063924
why would you want to visit LA

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>boss on holiday until end of July and I have to take over his responsibilities for the duration

wew/10

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>>77063956
You know nothing of Marcus Trescothick. You are even more mentally ill than he is, balding paki bastard.

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>i could tell you lots about trescothick but i wont bother

>>77063899
no it really is a joke
american tv is even worse for it. And half the cast will be black too

looking after my brother's rabbit while he's on holiday

>>77063845
Sorry for the useless advice but it was basically
>Girl I really fancied joined at work
>I knew that she'd never go for me but I started taking more care of my appearance
>Started using wax in my hair, tried intermittent fasting, etc
>Started taking care of what I looked like in photos, tried not to smile clownishly, etc
>Girl at work took a liking to me and asked if we wanted to have sex
>Suddenly I have loads of confidence around girls

It's the ol' fashioned 'you need confidence to get girls and need girls to get confidence' catch 22

>>77064010
the sister is a turbonormie movie buff

>>77064010
He's a namefag, clearly he craves fame and plans to go to Hollywood and become a big star.

Hopefully he ends up homeless, and eventually the subject of a Satanic human sacrifice.

Just superliked a chink on tinder x

got a tesco meal deal for tea

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>>77064044
>Girl at work took a liking to me and asked if we wanted to have sex

>>77063924
trust me, it'll come in handy when the caliphate takes over britain and you need a safe place to live

it's my birthday in 2 hours haha

i'm 22

"Started using wax in my hair, tried intermittent fasting"

>>77064056
she CLEARLY wants to fuck you. why else would she go on these holidays

>>77064044
>Girl at work took a liking to me and asked if we wanted to have sex

Cannot fathom this actually ever happening.

>>77064004
he's a good batsmen. he cant really spin the ball tho, his shocker in india isn't easily forgotten. i rate him as a cricketer overall but no he is not elite

>>77064042
Eat it and tell him it got ran over

>>77064067
>superliked

desperate times

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The pornfus

want a fat gf
don't have a fat gf
you can see the conundrum i'm in

>>77064075
Confusing reaction image senpai

>>77064094
I thought she was joking at first, lmao

hair products are a jewish scam

shan't be using them

>>77064069
Tragic

>>77064105
who should our top 6 be given that root cook and bairstow are the only automatic picks? I like moeen coming in at 7 so wouldnt change that

>>77064044
>Girl at work took a liking to me and asked if we wanted to have sex
not if you wanted to go for a drink? just 'do you want to have sex?'

>>77064111
wheres samantha rone

should i post the ol bumhole?

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>who should our top 6 be given that root cook and bairstow are the only automatic picks? I like moeen coming in at 7 so wouldnt change that

>>77063602
Do like paulie malignaggi, seems like a really good lad.

>Tfw have muscle weakness but I can barely feel pain

Worth it getting one of those brain tests done to see if I have a condition where my stimuli are fucked?

>>77064150
We had become pretty good friends anyway by that point and went for drinks a lot.

>>77064148
also stokes, I forgot about stokes
>>77064152
outstanding taste

aspirin has hit

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IxSiA14OkVE

>>77064044
This does not work if you're an ugly fucker. Sounds like you were already good looking and just needed to perk up a bit.

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doing a pre gym chew

>>77064156
this reminds me
the yank hasn't posted his bumhole in a while

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>>77062993
buy this

Bands like nine inch nails? (the band)

just started smacking my mum in the face because she refused to make a cuppa
she's such a fucking drama queen, started lying on the floor and pretending to bleed and that
I just howled at her and ran upstairs, can still her crying faintly LMAO

>hello anon, do we want to have sex

>>77064168
Sounds like a question for a doctor, to be honest.

the choon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqwnz9LqN10

ah yes detroit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_X_PtJwNu3Q

>>77064206
Well I'm not posting my face so I guess I can't disprove you, though it's a matter of perspective. It seems like if you're a guy your body is more important than your face anyway.

Also: hair. Hair makes so much difference to how your face looks.

>>77064017
i know he was a little foot movement, attacking opener, all i really need to know. averaged a bit over 40. and kek you are absolutely seething at how little you know about about cricket compared to me, i can tell, Sam. i guess marcus trescothick is your party trick, but trescothick is just one of a whole mental encyclopedia of cricketers i just happen to know at least a little about, Sam. you literally cannot imagine what level i am on

>>77064226
hmmmm a valiant effort but not falling for it I'm afraid

>>77064220
22.5cm screws

>>77064195
love Australians
love Australasia
simple as

>>77064259
>tfw balding

Oh well whatever

>>77064292
not funny

>>77064240

I was hoping to get some science student anons opinion on this.

>yeh go on then haha

>>77064293
rate them very highly

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can we have some slagposting

>>77064228
I'm getting the distinct impression that you're taking the piss m8-0

>>77064295
Sorry senpai I didn't mean to put you down <3

It depends how far along you are but maybe Google what people do

put in a good shift at powerleague tonight with the lads (y)

Business idea: Buy up a large area of Detroit and fence it off and rename it Slumtown, and deliberately make it even rougher, but also futuristic in a grimdark dystopia kind of way, and then sell tickets like you would for a haunted house

>>77064360
no

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMFjVI_GbRg

>Six hours until Darker than Black is finished downloading

I hate hotel internet

just realised pints are fucking stupid

seriously what is 568 ml supposed to be a measure of? seems very arbitrary to me

>>77064168
do you mean your muscles are weak but a little bit numb? like you're feeling a degree of numbness in the muscles that are weak?

not feeling pain is a good thing, feeling numbness isn't

>>77064409
>seriously what is 568 ml supposed to be a measure of?
lager

Business idea: Buy up a large area of South England and fence it off and rename it London, and deliberately make it even rougher, but also futuristic in a grimdark dystopia kind of way, and then charge people to drive in the centre of it

>>77064409
a pint is defined as the amount needed to get the average american drunk to the point of being unable to stand

>>77064148
idk it isn't that bad, england are a good side, balance should be dropped tho and livingstone or joe clarke should be given a go. balance is absolutely trash. jennings w/e idk maybe give nick clarke a go but it doesnt really matter right now while england are winning

>>77064397
where in ethpain are you

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>>77064380

Now I may be biased as a total loser but all the guys I know who have lots of girls after them are loud, annoying, give me attention dickheads.

Fat Cam got up. Slightly hungover from the Lagers he had drank the night before, but he knew it was Friday and that he had a short work day today. He got up, put on his blue trousers and work shirt and reached for a silk cut purple. Dang, the pack is empty. "Fucking Labour" Fat Cam muttered. You see, due to Labour's tax on tobacco Fat Cam could only afford to buy one pack at a time.

He drank some Nescafe instant coffee and left the house briskly. He rushed to his corner shop. "I'll have the usual". He said. "The white and purple ones, and a breakfast roll". He left and lit up. What a relief. The sweet, creamy smoke of the silk cut purple reaching his lungs

He continued on to his work at the Chip and Pin factory. Finishing off his silk cut purple, he discarded the remains in a nearby hedge and decided to treat himself to another. It has been a hard week's work after all.

He arrived at the factory and strutted in like a peacock. His co-workers sighed as he arrived in. They all got to work and it was mostly silent. Eerily silent. The co-workers were afraid of talking out of fear of being reprimanded by Fat Cam, but at the same time they knew the silence would not last for Fat Cam would soon embark on one of his tirades.

"Labour think raising taxes and spending it on Paki welfare will boost the economy. They are seriously deluded and obsessed with hating the rich. They've always damaged the economy and whined about people who are better than them".

No response. Everyone was too afraid to talk for fear of Fat Cam.

>>77064417

I have trouble gripping things sometimes I obviously feel sensations to them and shit it's just that for some reason it won't register me that I'm in pain and I just act like nothing happened.

>>77064475
"I know you're all secret Labour voters. You disgust me, silent Labour voters are the worst."

One of them responded. "Labour made sure I could get an education. They stopped Child labour. if it weren't for them we'd all be working in a coal mine"

That was it. Fat Cam lashed out at him "There's nothing wrong with Child Labour, Nothing. It was libertarianism which made us great, it's what makes us British. Do you think in the days of the empire people sat around whining about benefits? Of course not"

Nobody said anything, for nobody had anything to say. Machocam, feeling triumphant, went outside and treated himself to a purple. The day continued like this until 4 o clock, when the workers were permitted to leave early.

Machocam left the factory without sayng a word. He was stressed after an hour of working hard on the assembly line and arguing, so he lit up two purples at once and smoked them. The blonde secretary looked at him with a look of confusion on her face, and he winked at her.

He walked home muttering Paki under his breath as he walked past various foreigners, puffing on his silk cut purples and throwing the stubs into hedges as he walked by. On one occasion he decided to be extra bold: He took the stub of his silk cut purple and threw it far into somebody's front garden, on their beautifully ornamented patio. The owner started shouting at him but he pretended not to hear him, and he lit up another purple.

Finally he got home and went on /brit/. /brit/ being obsessed with him as usual, nothing new there. Brit being filled with Pakis, nothing new there either. He sighed and poured himself a Lager and lit up the last Silk cut Purple in the pack. It's been a long hard week for Machocam, but he had deserved this cigarette.

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my next holiday isnt until mid september lol

>>77064404
hot

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>>77064449

>>77064446
*nick browne lol

Mating, dating, or masturbating?

>>77064489
joder... sounds a lot like stage 5 autism

Drumpf is literally about to be impeached lads

>>77064550
literally done nothing wrong

>>77064550
wrong
he is definitely going to get impeached but not just yet

>internet form asks me to fill in my full name
>only give them my first name
I'm cool

>Clay Aiken: Donald Trump ‘Didn’t Decide Who Got Fired’ on ‘The Apprentice’
woahh......

anyone want to come wash my cock

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>>77064581
Oo you're 'ard

Kopparberg Is poof juice. So I've heard...

>>77064585
impeach this fuckin fraud

recycle or dont

>>77061025
>>77061025

>>77064550
got a few months yet i reckon

>>77064585
this'll be the straw that broke the camel's back

>>77064610
it's synthetic piss, that much is certain.

>>77064585
dormpf is finished now!!!!

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Met a lad I knew in school and now hes a drug dealer. Gave me his number and I want to buy a gram of mandy but I dunno what to say
how do i text a dealer lads

>>77064581
Reported to the police!

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>>77064550
>>77064571
>>77064613
meowing at these posts

>>77064659
fuck off idiot

>>77064659
You phone him... less incriminating.

>talk show host spends five minutes bashing trump, to a cheering, almost hysterical live studio audience
>"are there any trump supporters in the audience...?"
Ah yes, I'm sure someone will pop their hand up so they can be torn to pieces by this frenzied mob.

>>77064714
fuck you

>BREAKING NEWS: DONALD TRUMP REPORTED TO HAVE BROKEN WIND INSIDE A CHURCH
>"IT SMELLED BAD" SAYS ANONYMOUS SOURCE

>>77064885
SCHLUMPF BTFO

Thoughts on Interpol?