>want to make aliyah
>won't because I'm afraid of all the embarrassment I'll create with my shit hebrew
A-a-a-am Yisrael, achim.
>>77055829
aliyah is scam
israel is a jewish pyramid scheme
save your money and your dignity
>>77056886
>israel is a jewish pyramid scheme
How?
>>77056886
Really? If I had to live somewhere in the Middle East, Israel seems like the most sanest choice given that everywhere else is beheadingland.
>>77056993
new people get fucked in the ass. treated like shit, stolen from via uncompetitive and corrupt economy
previous generations sit in public sector jobs and run real estate scams
>>77056886
B-b-b-but they told me of their """great""" employment opportunities.
>>77057103
Yeah, and if you had to live in a garbage dump, sitting on the soggy cardboard box is a saner choice than sitting on the flea infested mattress.
The sanest choice is not to live in a fucking garbage dump.
>>77056886
>israel is a jewish pyramid scheme
This is a great quote. It really sums up how I feel about this country in a way I couldn't previously word. I'm going to steal it.
>>77056886
>israel is a jewish pyramid scheme
Well, you should've listened to Moses.
>>77056886
>jews jewing jews
wew
>>77058130
>>77058166
..to remember Egypt?
Meh. Stop making slaves build your stupid pyramids, Ramses.
>>77055829
>Ancient Jewish Wisdom:
>hate the arabs
>migrate out of the middle east
>2017
>hate the arabs
>migrate to the middle east
>>77058629
Arabs weren't even in the fertile crescent during the biblical era. They were busy worshiping moon gods in the Arabian desert while we were genociding the natives
>>77057103
>he fell for the hasbarapill
>>77057103
Being the sanest place in the Middle East isn't really saying much though t b h
>>77058804
Hmm. I didn't mean to criticize your legitimacy to the land. Sorry.
Still kind of dumb, imo, though, if you have a choice, to want to settle there in 2017 if you hadn't already something to lose by not doing so.