Silmarillion edition.
anime
doing one HECK of a poo
Anime
>>77013015 aw thanks mate that's very kind of you x
Any kernow man in
relevant
>I did 2 degrees simultaneously at oxford and cambridge
>Alan is such a nonce that strangers think he's actually bought a baby to molest
HOWLING
> OI, fancy a shag?
Your reply?
The Englishman is a rabid nationalist. They are perhaps the most nationalist people in the world...you sometimes want them almost to lose (the war) to show them how things are. They have the greatest contempt for the Continent...To lose their empire would be the worst possible humiliation.
>>77013314
me on the right
>>77013312
ah i meant for you thank you x
>>77013280
listening to both simon and garfunkel
hate anime
hate marcus hausen
love ribena
love corbyn
>>77013307
a lot of them moved here
Can feel my narcissism growing back. Feels very good.
>>77013295
....de li mortacci tua
>>77011881
tolkien is wank
>>77013307
we're the closest 1st world country so naturally the wealthy chinks migrate here as soon as possible
>>77013356
Fort so
Good luck with the application duckling
can't imagine what someone might think if they saw my porn history
>>77013373
how can i get a gf like miriam
>>77013353
McSheed
>>77013362
Good minimalist gimmick. Made me chuckle, at the exclusive golf club in which I presently find myself in with the gf.
>>77013314
>>77013367
>>77013390
>>77013400
got my dick sucked by a man this morning
now it smells weird
>>77011881
best edition
>>77013373
cute
>>77013373
l'ebressa di porco
any devon man in
>>77013423
is enn zee full of chinese as well
>>77013415
they aren't GF's if you pay them
off to strathclyde uni in september to do a phd lads
any tips?
13 fucking tabs open
>>77013447
yes
>oh fuck off
>you can not be a muslim and dislike dogs you know
>>77013447
weed
was at plymouth the other day
sutton harbour is actually an alright place
>>77013451
you have to pay for all gfs via dates and gifts
fucking fuming that my laptop didn't arrive today
>>77013342
Can I put it up your arse?
>>77013478
Which one did you get?
>>77013401
go on then, tell us
fucking fuming that my xbox is still in denmark
fucking fumigating my laptop
>>77013470
simply not true
I have a gf and I havn't spent any more money on her than she has on me
>>77013489
chihuahua
>>77013449
Only in cities
Loads of indians everywhere, refreshing change from sheeds
actually just read an essay on tom bombadil the other day
https://www.cas.unt.edu/~hargrove/tombomb.html
>>77013447
yer
>>77013451
She literally drove me here and paid the entrance fee. Perhaps I will pay beers later to retain my masculinity but it's really not what you think here.
tom bombadil is god
>>77013523
is it about how peter jackson did nothing wrong leaving him out of the films?
>>77013511
rare gf
London
New York
Amsterdam
>>77013496
i remember you
>>77013489
Thinkpad T420
Why do rorkes always have this kind
>>77013535
it was written before the films were made so no
>>77013523
will definitely be giving this one a read cheers mate
*goes back to texting my gf*
>>77013447
p l y m o u t h
l
6
>>77013550
i have a lakeland terrier actually
t. rorke
>he thinks you have to spend money on dates and gifts to get a gf
Let me tell you how I know you're a Virgin
>>77013550
they don't
any no gf man in?
the game had bombadil in it
AND HIS BOOTS ARE YELLOW
>>77013314
coglione
>>77013336
codardo
>>77013338
pusillanime
>>77013342
frocio
>>77013363
succhiacazzi
>>77013362
degenere
>>77013371
cretino
>>77013390
culattone
>>77013401
ricchione
>>77013353
meschino
>>77013423
vigliacco
>>77013430
rottoinculo
>>77013433
cornuto
>>77013443
filibustiere
>>77013454
ignavo
>>77013452
fifone
>>77013459
tonto
>>77013478
voltagabbane
>>77013470
testa di cazzo
>>77013488
miserabile
>>77013496
sfigato
>>77013493
perdente
>>77013508
miserabile
>>77013522
inetto
>>77013516
cretino
>>77013523
marrano
>>77013529
megera
>>77013532
troia
>>77013535
puttana
>>77013537
oca giuliva
>>77013539
ruffiano
Once did a theoretical physics degree at MIT, completed it in a week
>>77013583
up there with "you need your own place"
I know we like to call thailad a nonce
But alan literally travels the country grooming barely legal milkmaids and airheads with his couscous money and calls all his escorts gfs which is frankly fucking weird
>>77013593
Tutto me stesso
GABAGOOL?
OVA HERE
>>77013587
yeah lad
>>77013583
what else are you going to do? you don't have beaches over there, practically everything else costs money.
>>77013593
good post
and plymouth man in?
>>77013602
yes, it is weird I agree
he is a sad little man
>>77013593
vaffanculo dio cane
you just KNOW
>oh fuck off
>you can not be a muslim and dislike dogs you know
>>77013593
bop bop americano
>>77013618
weed?
>>77013593
A mama Miami y u no like a de Bolognese saucea?
>>77013593
Provolone
>>77013411
this is her boyfriend
>>77013613
the island nation of great britain definitely has beaches
Keep pushing, there's a real chance we can completely stop Brexit from even happening.
We need to keep the pressure on from every direction.
The Brexiters are frightened.
>>77013667
hmmmmmmmm
who else /fucked their entire life up by the ripe age of 20/ here?
new tesla is weird
>>77013684
>20
doubt it
>>77013649
yeah m8 meet me outside capn jaspers in 20 minutes
And thereupon the middle door of the Black Gate was thrown open with a great clang, and out of it there came an embassy from the Dark Tower.
At its head there rode a tall and evil shape, mounted upon a black horse, if horse it was; for it was huge and hideous, and its face was a frightful mask, more like a skull than a living head, and in the sockets of its eyes and in its nostrils there burned a flame. The rider was robed all in black, and black was his lofty helm; yet this was no Ringwraith but a living man. The Lieutenant of the Tower of Barad-dur he was, and his name is remembered in no tale; for he himself had forgotten it, and he said: 'I am the Mouth of Sauron.'
>>77013679
this is her previous bf
>>77013684
me!
what do I win?
>>77013667
a bald manlet?
WTF
>>77013686
me outside walking on the motorway
>>77013613
Get them over to your house.
From that point on its basically a sure thing if you want to go through with the plebeian task of making them your gf and not just fucking and chucking.
>>77013686
reddit: the car
>>77013686
me on the bridge contemplating my final moments
>>77013698
>>77013667
but why
>>77013691
okay haha :(
>>77013686
fuck off billionaire
imagine being a fairly moderate mainstream political academic, you do an interview panel or something with a panel of other guests and get into a debate
and then that exchange is uploaded to youtube and you're suddenly famous for being known as "left-wing feminist cuck" in the famous video "Milo Yiannopolous DESTROYS politically correct left-wing feminist cuck with LOGIC"
>>77013710
You don't think the potential gf might get a bit bored of playing scrabble for the millionth time? Pull your head in m8
>>77013549
Just looked it up and it's a fair few years old. Do they still run alright?
>>77013718
because she is pure
'These are the terms,' said the Messenger, and smiled as he eyed them one by one. 'The rabble of Gondor and its deluded allies shall withdraw at once beyond the Anduin, first taking oaths never again to assail Sauron the Great in arms, open or secret. All lands east of Anduin shall be Sauron's for ever, solely. West of the Anduin as far as the Misty Mountains and the Gap of Rohan shall be tributary to Mordor, and men there shall bear no weapons, but shall have leave to govern their own affairs. But they shall help to rebuild Isengard which they have wantonly destroyed, and that shall be Sauron's, and there his lieutenant shall dwell: not Saruman, but one more worthy of trust.'
Looking in the Messenger's eyes they read his thought. He was to be that lieutenant, and gather all that remained of the West under his sway; he would be their tyrant and they his slaves.
>britain will be a 3rd world paki colony in your lifetime
>australia will be a superpower chinese colony in your lifetime
:)
>>77013698
>>77013667
simplimente essere tui
>>77013718
She take my money
>>77013718
she's a charitable lass
>>77013766
'g (zhang)
she wants a man from Enna
https://twitter.com/ruslantrad/status/884185681748209664/video/1
you arrive in arab tv
>>77013766
>britain will be a 3rd world paki colony in your lifetime
no it won't
current trends aren't going to be like this forever
>>77013769
speak English cunt
>>77013766
unironically cant wait for the strong chink masterrace to rule our nation
she wants a man from rome
>>77013790
if you notice trends in islam through history, this kind of fast growth through breeding DOES slow down...for a time. then they start to become emboldened, and it picks up again.
would suck miriam's feet clean if she told me to
>speak English cunt
she wants a man from shanghai
> OI I'm gonna take your virgnity because no on else ever will. When can I come overrr?
Your reply?
>>77013790
you think immigration is going to stop all of a sudden and that they're all going to go home? lol
>>77013820
my implication was that whites would have more kids in the future
>>77013806
more like romania lmao
she wants a lad from luton
she wants a man from dittisham
Orientals are weak wastemen
I could heem xi jinping and his fanny advisers any day of my pagan calendar week
>>77013798
zitto patata
>>77013834
why does she look so jaundiced
>>77013836
only if materialistic lifestyles and feminism ends
>>77013806
>>77013834
>20 years old and already lecturing at college
Impressive to be fair. Lass is going places.
>>77013834
i've already lost it but if you bring spirits i'll probably be dtf
The UK has been utterly BTFO by Cuba
https://youtu.be/SSJ2tqRnCpM
>>77013798
non me despacito
>>77013828
Parla italiano coglione
business idea: create a website called reddit where you can interact with thousands of like-minded individuals in sealed communities dedicated to certain hobbies or shared interests completely self-moderated by the userbase
>>77013852
be that as it may, you wouldn't fare so well in a battle of the wits
>Great Barrier Reef declared dead by scientists at 25million years old
>>77013884
Couldn't point out cuba on a map.
>>77013894
couldn't care less
>>77013892
it'll never catch on, afraid I won't be investing in this business idea
better luck next time old chap
YUZU
dont come to Barnstaple if you dont want your jaw vaporised.
>>77013373
>>77013867
>>77013806
are these shows produced just to zoom in on her facial expressions?
>>77013884
Whoba?
>>77013901
you're an idiot then
>>77013834
Imagine being taught by that
The state of your education
>>77013884
hmmmmmm. not sure this is true given that they still have to live in cuba. what a dumb commie autist you are
>>77013892
4chan is copyright protected m8
>>77013894
how will we ever recover?
>>77013894
fuck barriers, we're all one
need to tidy up a bit so i can be comfy
>>77011881
started reading LOTR this week. very comfy, i'm doing an hour a day which equates to a chapter a day for me. i'm on the part where frodo and crew are leaving the shire and they got escorted by the elves after the second black rider passed them
>>77013927
yes
R8 the outfit lads. It is intended as a traditionalist critique of the alienating, bourgeois standards of the fashion industry, as well as a nod to classical berber aesthetics and craftsanship.
>couldn't care less
>>77013893
these are my wits sunshine *flexes, kisses each of my guns*
heh
>>77013921
not familiar with the name of your runtoid village out in the sticks sweet pea
>>77013884
MMA is fucking shit
ah yes this lucozade was £6.50 and reduced to £1.50 ! wow I certainly believe that morrisons !
>>77013921
what if i want weed?
Pakistanis aren't even that big a chunk of the population
>mongolo: true meaning is "Down affected guy" ("mongolo" is a "Mongolic eye guy").
hmm yes
Just asked my mum if she knew what a star is
She didn't know
>>77013894
Now to bring down nations borders
>>77013954
firstly where is your top lip?
it's too brown and dreary, trousers don't fit and you look like you got those clogs from Shoezone
shirt's alright
why does this afican even post here?
>>77013954
hes here
woah
>>77013894
25 mil? and today is the very day it dies???
hmm dont think so sweety xxx
>>77013927
why else would you make a tv program at all?
>>77013964
please please please make it stop
>>77014003
really made me think
>shan't've neither cared less nor couldn't've cared more irregardless
>>77013964
James Woods is a legitimate madman
>>77013964
love are johnny
>>77013954
unironically rate this
>>77014011
haha yeah imagine humans doing permanent damage to the ecosystem
what a ridiculous thought
Do they even eat spicy food in Africa? Why do black people complain white people can't handle spice
>>77014014
she is very beautiful
>>77014003
mmm yes the opinions of a man whose wife's body is still warm and he's engaged to a new one
>>77013964
lmao
>>77013953
I should make more Miriam webms but I'm so damn busy lately
https://youtu.be/RM7lw0Ovzq0?t=2m34s
>You ever wonder why Jewish people own all the property in America? This how they did it
NO JAY-Z NO
>>77014011
>The Great Barrier Reef has been declared dead by scientists at 25 million years old — bringing an end to the colorful life of the world’s largest single structure of living organisms.
>The incredible Coral Sea wilderness, which stretches for roughly 1,400 miles over an area of roughly 133,00 square miles, has finally succumbed to bleaching.
>The icon of the natural world is bigger than the whole of the United Kingdom and is composed of over 2,900 individual reefs and 900 islands.
>It is home to 1,625 species of fish, 3,000 mollusks, and 30 different types of whales and dolphins.
>Leading environmentalist writer Rowan Jacobsen declared the incredible structure dead, and wrote: “The Great Barrier Reef of Australia passed away in 2016 after a long illness.
>“It was 25 million years old.”
>The Great Barrier Reef has been declared dead by scientists investigating coral bleaching, which is caused by environment stress impacts.
>>77014036
you do realise a new reef will grow in water that is the appropriate temperature now?
>>77014079
Idiot goyim we make you famous and this is how you repay us !!!!!!!!
>>77014088
DARWIN BTFO
once flung dog poo over the fence into my local public pool while they were teaching kids how to swim gratis
it was one hell of a throw
>>77014003
ah yes. because einstein was democratically elected a genius
has there ever been good results in history by celebrating homosexuality and transgenderism in children?
it seems rather vulgar to me, a nihilistic celebration of infertility, a celebration of an end to biological continuation- as long as it makes you happy!!
>>77014079
blacks are truly the only ones woke enough to resist the jewish menace
>>77014092
not neccessarily
>>77014079
fucking hell Jay-Z
reckon my scrot rot could count as a coral reef
IMPORTANT POLL
________________
http://www.strawpoll.me/13399970
Doesn't /pol/ love jews now
>>77014122
why not?
>>77014116
Completely agree. You'll get fedoraposted though
>>77014029
Cheers lad
>>77014003
For the n-th time, its counter-productive to take these at face value. You are also part of the problem if you 1. Think this guy really believes what he's tweeting. 2. Spread it virally to express your outrage or signal that you're better than "the regressive left". 3. Do not offer any second-order level perspective on how and why the media system chooses characters to kill (putin, trump, assad, etc.). You miserable kekistani you.
is it me or is Devon literally colonising /brit/? counted no less the FOUR devon posters so far.
>>77014135
its obviously bender posting but you didnt include it
>>77011881
>Silmarillion
based
>>77014172
>recently
>>77014135
>harold wilson autist
>implying there's only one
sweetie xxx
>>77014170
reckon all southern fairies should be shot post-haste
>Completely agree. You'll get fedoraposted though
Really want to go change into my PE kit and play some netball
>>77014135
>The Bradleyposting Deano
>The /leftypol/ invasion
all me
>>77014116
it makes me physically sick to think about but it's pointless trying to argue against it any more
>>77013964
VERY problematic
>>77014076
LEWD
>>77014101
>>77014121
>>77014124
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4676558/Jewish-group-outraged-Jay-Z-lyric-property.html
Already trying to shut him down
Got a date with the 16 year old GF today, hopefully I won't see her mother when I pick her up on my bicycle
>>77014230
lol
>>77014135
>commieslags
>recent
>has there ever been good results in history by celebrating homosexuality and transgenderism in children?
>it seems rather vulgar to me, a nihilistic celebration of infertility, a celebration of an end to biological continuation- as long as it makes you happy!!
>>77014230
'ce
>>77014230
love alan's irreverent larrikinist style of humour, he really just doesn't have a care in the world and that's what makes him so charming
>Russell Simmons (left), the entrepreneur and hip hop mogul who co-founded Def Jam Records, and Guy Oseary (right), Madonna's manager, said Jay-Z was merely paying a compliment to the Jewish community’s sound financial practices
farting & shitting
>>77014116
umm, pretty sure first time for everything sweetie xx
How many days do nurses in britain work weekly, lads?
Ps. Fuck off proxyfag.
>>77014191
would absolutely destroy any of the black lung heroin scathed northerners itt with my superior farmer fists and cider strength
>tfw 5'4 and built like a brick shithouse
>black guy and jew founded the hip hop group
offjoiju0luglgju howling screeching
don't understand why millenials won't stop fucking complaining about the smallest most inconsequential shite and pull themselves up by their bootstraps like their parents
theres a reason the boomers are the most successful and prosperous generation in human history, they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed
>>77009612
cultural marxism
>>77014228
>the daily mail
fake news
>>77014300
a gentle breeze, that's all it would take
Imagine your son coming out to you as a tranny
I would probably kill myself, no greater failure as a father
Bootstrap? Bill Turner?
>>77014303
>they had to walk through the wind and snow to school every day with nothing but the clothes on their backs and the mental fortitude to succeed
tfw dad actually says this word for word
>>77014300
5'4 this is a joke right? thats really short even for a girl
>tfw 5'4 and built like a nonce
How to spot a teenager: hero-worshipping shitty leftist prime ministers they're too young to remember on /brit/
love blair
>>77014317
always get a howl out of rasheeds who strenuously deny the validity of the tabloid press
>>77014315
who?
>>77014116
i'm trying to think of good results that could come of this
struggling to think of any, but that might be because i'm not a bender
any benders feel free to contribute
>>77014317
I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as the Daily Mail, is in fact, The Mail Online, or as I've recently taken to calling it, The Daily Mail Online. The Daily Mail is not a news corporation unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning wider system made useful by having the same editors, managers and business strategy as the Daily Mail Online, these components together comprising a full news corporation as defined by the Press Association.
Many readers read a modified version of the News Corp system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the Daily Mail Online which is widely used today is often called "The Daily Mail", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the Daily Mail Online system, developed by Rupert Murdoch.
There really is a Daily Mail, and these people are reading it, but it is just a part of the news network they use. The Daily Mail is the kernel: the core organ that allocates the corporations's resources to the other programs that we run. The corporation is an essential part of a newspaper, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete journalistic system. The Mail Online is normally used in combination with the Daily Mail business system: the whole system is basically The Daily Mail with Online added, or The Daily Mail Online. All the so-called "Daily Mail" distributors are really distributors of The Daily Mail Online.
>>77014191
FANTASTIC post
richard spencer
>>77014333
kek
>>77014333
>making his muscles big
you bent mate?
>>77014326
would make me physically sick
herbert spencer
>>77014333
>>77014365
I see you've had a run in with me and the boys
>>77014371
too vague
>>77014373
once I stopped crying I don't know if I'd kill him or me
probably myself, make him realise what his freak perversions do
>modern architecture is so fucking bad that ordinary houses, train stations and churches from the past are regarded as beautiful works of art
howling shitting farting dying
don't really have any friends
>>77014371
all of these apply to me except the suicide part
>>77014371
me but i'm not a virgin
shan't listen to the opinion of a grubby millenial who was handed everything in his life on a silver platter
back in the day men were men and we had to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps and use a bit of elbow grease here and there you little runts, nothing like that now
>>77014371
Need this deleted
>>77014326
I'd dissuade him from doing it by pointing out how the tranny pills ruin his body and destroy his kidneys and then point out how there's a high suicide rate and how transitioning wouldn't actually make him a real girl and he'd never truly be accepted by society
>tfw too tired to post the same refutations of dumb opinions over and over again
feels like nothing i ever do on this website has any effect, cause i see the exact same arguments + talking points over and over again no matter how often they get btfo
am honestly starting to realise you must be mentally handicapped to enjoy political discussion on this website
boomer genocide when
>>77014417
firm handshake and a haircut
>tfw live in the countryside
>urbanites come here and think all of the architecture is quaint, historic and beautiful just because of how grim cities look today
pooing
>anel rodriguez
>anel
nice
you're fucking joking
no fucking way
get fucked
77014417
1/10, the previous one was much better
>>77014442
back to leftypol
>>77014442
>not taking a cocktail of drugs for a /brit/ power session
>>77014442
mayhaps you're just wrong
>>77014458
anel rodriguez? dont mind if i do haha x
ITS BECAUSE OF YOU
>>77014354
Less gays forced into unhappy marriages
As for the breeding problem, we can adopt or get an artificial whelp injected (or already have kids)
Just requires willingness to overlook the downsides in the name of love, which is very important to more sentimental people
>>77014442
maybe it's you the one who gets BTFO and that's actually why nobody ever changes their mind? Just my 2 cents
>>77014467
want less trannies? discover a cure for gender dysphoria then
>>77014484
kek
>>77014484
reminder to hide racist posts
>>77014507
>want less murders? Discover a cure for people being violent
really made me think
dreamt of the interracial breeding camps last night lads
>>77014492
adopting in today's day and age is actually more difficult unless you go abroad to adopt a chink or niglet
this is because most whites, instead of putting their kids up for adoption, abort them
>>77014504
>>
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NEW
>>77014496
no pretty sure thats not it
cause on those occaisions where i am feeling autistic enough to make an effort, it just ends with some american spamming "hello nigger" or some poltard refusing to continue the discussion for a madeup reason like a spelling error or 'rudeness' and just disappearijg from the thread
>>77014544
checkmate
>>77014536
I dont like to think about it, children are horrid ugly snotty creatures
Gf brought up marriage at tea today, that was bad enough
>>77014507
promazine
The fake tits nurse gf literally works seven days a week, with like two days off every month. She is a legit alcoholic too. Drinks as soon as she finishes work. She's already on 10 beers and half a bottle of wine as we speak. She's super hot too. Married to an american banker whom she occasionally leaves in the middle of the night to show me his angry "sarcastic" texts. Never feel as much of a chad as when I'm with her tbqh. And I get free std tests too from her hospital.
@77014682
shan't be reading this
>>77014371
Me but I have had lots of sex with my gfs wahey
>>77013747
Should do, most stuff around that age still works fine since things have improved quite slowly since then - or most improvement has gone towards saving electricity rather than doing things faster, at least in laptops.
Enough for using the internet and shitposting on anyway. Games are probably doomed.