/balk/ - Stop ship-posting

fuck turkgaria mate

first for jebe mi se za crnu goru

>>76989169

wypipo will be exterminated my nigga

>Stop ship-posting
Hard to do when OP is a huge shitposter

albanians are based and kosovo is albanian

>>76989248
this

>>76989206
Si ti ona diaspora sto zivi u Dubaiju i muva neku Ruskinju??

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cok guzel mashala merhaba al habibi haboobie

>>76989283
da

>>76989311
daj sliku

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reminder that women are superior beings

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>>76989304
Кaк e aлъш вepишa, apкaдaш? Имaш ли мepaк или cи мyфтaджия? Paятa дaвaт ли бaкшиши? Caмo нe бъди тeпeгьoз дa нe cтaнeш зa peзил. Tpeбe дa имa кяp oт тaя paбoтa, дa нe cтaнe пaтaклaмa, дeмeк кaвгa и ceиp. Eвaлa зa бaхъpa и хич дa нe ти пyкa зa гюpyлтиятa в /бaлк/.

im Edi Xhafa and im Albanian boy from Palermo

>>76989311
Pa imali jos Srba u Dubaiju ili samo ti???

>>76989350
nije joj public vkontakte profil

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Supporting

>>76989395
>мyфтaджия
not sure about this one the rest is fine tho

>>76989423
Ja mislim da ima oko 10,000 Srba u Dubaiu, bas juce sam upoznao jednog srpskog konobara u jednom kaficu

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>>76989442

>>76989468
>konobar
ma placem bre,a sto je tebe zanimalo patike,Beograd i cure??

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Those who insult the faith of the one true god will be put under the blade first like the kuffar they are

>>76989395
>гюpyлтия
>tfw old people say "гepyндия"

>>76989543
Ironically the local mousqe just started chanting kek

>>76989532
ne znam bre zajebavam se ovde hocu da poludim od dosade ne znam nikoga ovde

>>76989606
znam neke momke iz abu dabija ako hoces da te spojim sa njima neironicno

>>76989606
Pa idi malo po klubovima brate,cuo sam da je Dubai naj liberalniji grad u Arapskom svetu

>>76989502
hmm it should be muhtac without i but yeah i guess you are right.

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>>76989543

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F916SEN6hM4

why do muslims hate suitcases so much

u'd think they'd use them as hiding places for bombs and shit, but no, they always gotta destroy the kuffar

>>76989248
THIS

>>76989169
Fuck your mother
>>76989678
you're not funny

>>76989736
why do they not say kaffir instead

>>76989774
Önce düsün, sonra söyle

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So what kind of kufr are you, /balk/? I'm Kufr Juhood.

https://difaa0.wordpress.com/2011/03/10/kafir-and-kufr-the-definition-the-different-types/

Don't bully Albania, they have a cool flag.

>Muhammad said: “Lying is wrong, except in three things: the lie of a man to his wife to make her content with him; a lie to an enemy, for war is deception; or a lie to settle trouble between people” [Ahmad, 6.459. H]

kek based muslims

>>76989949
wtf im muslim now

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FUCK BOSNIA
FUCK NATO

>>76989971
alau agbar

>>76990102
>>76989395

>>76990102
cok guzel evala tashak efendi pasha pataklama seir

>>76990169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuUg1oB6VR8

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>>76989169
hey roachie
how does this make you feel

HIROSHIMOOT ARE YOU MESSING WITH 4CHINS AGAIN

>>76989654
Pa jeste brate, nije ti ovo kao saudi arabia nego kao njujork. Ali je skup 13 eu za pivo

>>76989652
ma polako upoznat cu ja ljudi samo mi neobicno

>>76989169
>that faggot made the thread


Go back to shit-yu, monkey

proud is the one who says I'm not a Turk

>>76990337
Au koji kurac ovde pivo koje ja volim da pijem kosta 200 i nesto dinara i to toceno.

>>76990626
kakvo pivo volish da piesh ti bre, кaлъф?

>>76990257
>the great kebab removers giving their lives to protect ankara

do you like your panelka /balk/ ?

>>76990684
Heineken i Zaječaresko

>>76990929
>not living in a house

>>76990725
The entirety of Europe was afraid of Timur because he would absolutely BTFO everyone from Delhi to Izmir.

I support the eternal Balkan alliance

>>76990725
Based Stefan Lazarević also saved Bayazid in that battle

How did 8 years fly by so fast?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLnWf1sQkjY

>>76989169
>Mudslime free

FKN GYAVUR INFIDEL BOW DOWN TO GET YOUR 15 LASHES

>>76991381
oh shit nigger, run, ali osman is here! hide yo devshirme, quickly!

>>76991381
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CigtbB_5kxM

im gunna hit yo garrisons t*rks

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Bumping with new stuff

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do NOT put aftershave you're blals

>>76992314
hello underage

>>76992314
i enjoy the burn desu
sometimes i just spray axe on them

balk ded

wagecucks already in bed

>>76992453
not even my thread is getting replies >>76992063
rightfully no one gives a fuck

>>76992603
montenegrini is based

>>76992603
well, you're an albo
you kinda have a bad reputation

>>76992453
freelancers masterrace

>>76992078
should I make a tinder
thirsty af desu

>>76992638
t.russophile

>>76992662
yes definitely
you have nothing to lose
i can post the guide on how to build a proper profile which i compiled from over 10 guides if you want

Whytebois going to sleep

>>76992696
>you need 10 guides to make a tinder profile

i'm sure chad doesn't need that

goes to show how much work you gotta put in if you don't have facial aesthetics

>Дo 2019 гoдинa в Coфия тpябвa дa имa изгpaдeни 200 км. вeлoaлeи

http://vestnikstroitel.bg/news/160006_do-2019-godina-v-sofiya-tryabva-da-ima-izgradeni-200-km-veloalei/

Fyrombey BTFO? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

>>76992900
fyrombey hasn't been around recently, leafbey

but your favorite smerdian is here

>>76992786
I thought Illyrians weren't black

>>76992932
Life tips:

Anytime you feel down or depressed, for whatever reason, always remember that you don't live in serbia (Shitbia), the Africa of the Balkans (with no future, or past or present for that matter), and you will feel better.

>>76992898
no, it's pretty much all the same just phrased differently
it's very simple so the people that wrote the articles had to add way more words just to fill the space

you don't have to be very pretty as well, as long as your pictures and bio are correct

>>76992944
albos are a race of their own

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>>76992987
salty bosniak detected

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>>76992944
How many serbs sucked your cock today? Check underneath the bear btw, funny how some things never change.

>>76992992
what the fuck are they ?

>>76992944
This is an black board, no whiteys here

>>76993046
what, the rules and tips?

>>76993080
albos

>>76993096
they're our common ancestor with monkeys

>>76993038
kolkoto maika ti predi da te izsere

>>76993163
A Russian whore gave me a blow and go for $45 today on my way back from a camping trip. It was okay. 6/10 I'll make sure to tell her to use more tongue next time.

>>76993096
illyrians

I unironically believe im illyrian
browns and blacks are turks

>>76993230
>>76993304
that implements that illyrians are fucking shitters because they never had an empire or/and great civilization, not to mention arts, inventions and overall cultural contributions

>>76990257
Timur was far worse than the Turks

Why do you guys keep up the "we're not white" BS. Other than Southern Greeks, the Balkans are white. And even they are still culturally European (white) so I consider them white personally. And the Balkans will be the only white part of Europe left once the West gets overtaken with Muslims. The Balkans are literally the very last hope for the white race.

>>76993439
>balkans
>white

>>76993439
Because we're actually not white

http://www.novinite.com/articles/181076/Dash+for+Bulgarian+passports+empties+Albanian+village

So Macedonia is now ours again (will be official after Ilinden)...

but are we taking Albania as well? What's going on? Or is having the supposed 100,000 strong "Bulgarian" minority in Albania just another tactic to deepen our bond with Macedonia even more, considering there is even Bulgarians to the West of them.

>>76993523
This isn't pre 1990 bro. Serbs don't speak for the (western) Balkans. You only speak for yourselves now. Well, not really, Russia speaks for you, but you get what I mean.

>>76993439
we're all subhumans

FUCKING HELL WHY CAN'T I SLEEP I AM NOT WAGEKEKKING TOMORROW BUT IT'S NOT OK TO WAKE UP AT 12:00 AM REEEE EEE

>>76993652
I'll knock you out so hard you'll sleep 5 days straight ya cheeky wanker

>>76993534
>golloborda
it's known for bulgarian minorities who were recognized as macedonians

>>76993439
v4 is the last hope for the white race

too many balkanlars are just different shades of chocko

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i hate you all but i keep coming back to this redit general
good night

>>76993749
*Draws katana*
Fucking come and try to get your bubrek

>>76993652
it's the nigger heat and full moon

>wake up at 4 PM
>tired as fuck
>go back to sleep at 8 PM
>wake up at midnight
>tired as fuck
>go back to sleep at 3 AM
>wake up at 6 AM
>tired as fuck
>go back to sleep at noon
>wake up at 4 PM

cycle repeats for 3 days now

i am feeling ill

>>76993792
An albanian always gets his bubreg, Meet me on the border and ill give you a proper beatin'

>>76993757
Ah, so you mean just like all of Macedonia in its entirety. Luckily that is now being reversed.

But I'm sure many Albanians will grab Bulgarian passports as well, after all it seems like all you need to do is tell the authorities that you "feel Bulgarian."

>>76993573
Are you a gypsy or a somali? If not, then this is silly.

>>76993771
looks like a lobster admiring a painting from the thumbnail

>>76993875
Kek it does

>>76993439
Stevcho got massive brain damage after Jannie rekt his thread

Ew lad

>>76993875
looks more like the headcrab from half life

>>76993945
Southern Greeks aren't white, I understand.

Southern Greeks, however, don't speak for the entire Balkans.

>>76993957
I really want to fuck an headcrab desu, That curvy shape, Big-ass hole, tight pussy

>>76993821
Oh wew lad this must be a combo of the nigger heat and something probably bothering you psychologically.
>>76993849
But we don't share a border. Yet.

>>76992992
post it malaka

"not for me for a friend"

>>76993986
Somebody who has seen the "Balkans" only online, can't speak for the 55.000.000 persons that live here

>>76994058
>Yet
This. Feels great to be expanding your borders kek. Is this how Albanians felt in 2008? :^)

>>76994166
Balkan born and raised, and moving back next year.

Southern Greeks speak for everyone south of Solun. Have absolutely no say on anyone North of there.

ill go on vacation to an island and instead of being happy I am stressed and have anxiety :^(
whats wring with me?

What are you stressed about?

Wtf are feminists gonna do once sex robots are a thing kek

http://www.feministcurrent.com/2017/04/27/sex-robots-epitomize-patriarchy-offer-men-solution-threat-female-independence/

http://www.mirror.co.uk/tech/sex-robots-sexist-feminist-says-7373559

Balgari ne gi geldaite tezi neshta a si namerete hubavo momiche s koyato da imate mn bebeta. Aide imam sreshta s priatelkata mi peace out

>>76994416
dunno, im just stressful in general and that trip gives me anxiety

>>76994466

>threat of female independence

yeah, right

test tube babies + sex robots are going to be the end of women for good, inshallah

>>76994529

why? its vacation, not like you will see anyone you know, and its not like people there are gonna remember you after you leave

>>76994466
dr1pnata li e ?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r93O3O3264Q

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDPy21zYYik

>>76994700
this is the only albanian song that I liked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zsNjHBqC1-o

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>>76993304

well albanians are pretty diverse even for balkan standards

among us we have wh*tes, typical balkan people, turk looking people, and others

https://youtu.be/YB0IF3zf8aU
Post nationalist songs

>>76994836

el classico (cover, but still)

https://youtu.be/T7YsvWJwf2g

I guess i'll post some yugo music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gvchbkh4jQY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7mKnLVqDCIM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cN_bK5qXNf0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysfCNuDZTSk

>>76994939
Oj, Alija aljo has to be my favorite one from serbia due to how catchy it is

>>76994131
Alright, pictures

1: FIRST PICTURE:
Your first picture needs to be A) of only you, and B) FROM THE WAIST AND UP (your face should be visible). Don’t wear a hat or sunglasses. Smile and look directly at the camera. Convey open body language: no crossed-arms and no arm-in-pockets will make you look more friendly, approachable and inviting.
2: No mirror pics/selfies.
3: Put any group pictures at the end. Or don’t have group pictures at all.
4: Initiate the conversation. Don’t be monolectic. Saying a simple, "hi", "hello," or "whassup," makes you easy to ignore and forget. “Hi, how's your day going?" is a much better alternative than a flat “Hi”. Keep the conversation (relatively) normal/simple.
8: DO NOT use emoticons (a recent study found that men who included “:)” in messages received 66% fewer responses).
9: Don’t spend more than fifteen minutes swiping at a time. Studies have shown overuse of dating apps makes users overly picky.
10: Using color filters (example: kelvin and rise filters in instagram) and black and white pictures is attractive. Blurry the background, sharpen yourself.
11: Having a lot of different pictures gives the indication that you’re worth getting to know.
Also, make sure to diversify your funds. Don’t have three of the same photo types. One face selfie is great. Five of them makes you look like a narcissist with no friends. Just make sure to have a few different types of photos.

>>76994131
errr those >>76995061 were the general rules

Types of photos:
The “Selfie”:
Instead of holding the phone in your hand, use the camera timer. Selfies look feminine and childish. Women want to see what your face looks like right off the bat. A selfie that highlights your facial features is great.
The “Man’s Best Friend” Photo:
In short, a picture with a dog is a huge hit on Tinder. Seriously, these girls love puppies. Safer to not use as a main pic. Can be a selfie.
The “This Is What I Do” Photo:
If you have a picture of you doing a favorite hobby or activity, throw it in your profile. But don’t put a picture of you running a marathon or playing video games. The best types of photos featuring you doing something you love to do are typically athletic. These could be a photo of you surfing, playing basketball, lifting weights, etc. A photo that shows off your physique (if you are in good shape) while doing something can be a great first picture on Tinder if your facial features are also prominent. However, one important rule with outdoor photos is to never have a gun, an animal you killed, or a fish you caught in your hand. All these photo types are played out on Tinder.
THIS TYPE OF PHOTO CAN BE COMBINED WITH THE FOLLOWING TWO:
The Smiler:
Show some emotion in your pictures! Smile and look genuinely happy in at least a few of your pictures.
The Outdoorsman:
Another great photo option for men on Tinder is to use a photo that features you in the outdoors.

>>76995022
those were the 90s music in Serbia this are the 2010s music,I can post some modern nationalistic music if you wan't

>>76994131
SUMMARY:
Maximize your looks by choosing the right pictures
Look at the camera and smile (looking away from the camera and not smiling is hard to pull off)
If you’ve got a good body, show it off with tasteful photos
Include a picture with your dog
Use high quality photos
Apply filters to your pictures
Give you Tinder pictures the blurry/sharp effect
Show off any high social status or fame you may have
Add solid and diverse secondary pictures
FIRST 2 DAYS = YOU GET THE MOST VISIBILITY AND MOST MATCHES (“elo boost”). Your profile needs to be good from the beginning.
You can reset your account to get the boost again: http://www.swipehelper.com/2016/11/22/proper-tinder-account-reset-procedure/

How to avoid penalization/get boost:
-A right swipe quota of 30-70% seems to be the sweet spot. Both swiping right to everyone and to almost no one are penalized, though mass swiping right a lot more severely.
-Sending and receiving messages

>>76994802
Not a miracle considering the fact that we like to take foreign brides from iraq to poland without any social repercussions

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>>76995061
>>76995124
>>76995153

>>76994466
http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/779841/Sex-robot-brothel-Lumidolls-Barcelona-prostitutes-complain-police

>>76995147
you mean ceca and lepa brena? i'm in.

>>76995147
yeah go ahead

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>>76995190

>>76995326
prime exotic pussy right there

>>76993868
he's just a depressed little bitch. the balkans are whiter than all of west europe.

>>76995325
It ain't really that offensive
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI69Ya0HIa0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_ZMouBnEjU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bWCnT4e6Rk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcsC9-Tijp4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2srWzaIV4l8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VCnTqnxUNEE
>>76995295
Just for you Bugar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pa1xPMSexFc

>>76995434
Also on the Ceca video the second best most liked comment is Bulgarian lol
Why do Bugars like that crime whore Ceca???

>>76995061
>>76995124
>>76995153


saved, dog bless adelfios

>>76995628
aderfara*

>>76995498
Pretty good desu thanks

https://youtu.be/LOEJ9Cwls3g
Posting another song

the leading horse is white

>>76995833
Post nkriik song

>>76995863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fi5VW1L56Ps

>>76995863
Greek rembetiko
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tB0KUz6f7K8
Only on guitar instead of Bouzouki, it seems to appear Iberian

>>76995675
Σkασε αλβανε

>>76995863
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Qf8JgSm6pE

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>>76996299
>This people think they are the modern face of paganism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uShAPsmPM1M
At least post the god of anti-Christcuck music desu, the ancient Hellenic lion

>>76993439
if it's left up to us you have no hope

>>76993439
man, leafbey has some brain damage if he thinks Bulgaria is 'culturally European'

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>drank 2 liters of ripoff coffee cola and now i'm hungry every 30 minutes and shaky as well

YUST

>>76994416
i'm not really
life's going p good right about now

there's uncertainty and things expected of me, but its better than failing or playing videa all day i guess

>>76993771
what the fuck I have the same wallrug

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Me on the left :)

>>76996376
>modern face of paganism
>Christian
The absolute state of pagancucks lmao

What's the difference between beef stew and makedonia?
You can stew beef but you can't make a donia

>>77000106
haaaaah loooooool upvoted

I'd like to move to Bulgaria. Please explain why it sucks and what a shithole is it.

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ayo lamayo kelly

you did it you absolute madman

>>77002226
It sucks and it is a shithole because more than 50% of my countrymen (the 40+ demographic especially) like your country and want ours to be the same. The "civil society: situation in Bulgaria is a reflection of Russian """values""". The governance might be pro-EU, but you cannot rule a country by EU law when over half its population chooses to shit all over that and live like subhumans.

check this
>http://www.puls.bg/forum/viewtopic.php?f=54&t=45185
also have a nice breakfast

>>77002226
don't fall for the "warm Varna/Burgas climate"
it's a meme, the temperatures often fall sharply and except for the summer, we are a cold country. Wages are extremely low, you can live well only in Sofia, the rest of the country is on the level of Ukraine. Also if you move here, be prepared to deal with gypsies all the time - they kill, rape, steal and the police will do nothing. They are even cooperating with them for smuggling and drugs traffic.

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>>77003043
>the rest of the country is on the level of Ukraine
> Also if you move here, be prepared to deal with gypsies all the time - they kill, rape, steal and the police will do nothing.
here it's the fucking same

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>>77003100
when you return Northern Dobrogea?

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>>77003117
when YOU return southern dobrogea and its oppresed romanian minority

>>77003117
also why can't we form a state union?
the bulgarian throne was supposedly offered to one of our kings but russia chimped out

>>77003153
I've been dreaming of United gypsylend
our motto shall be - Unity breeds poor

>>77003153
this
Bulgaria and Romania need to be united under one Phanariote ruler

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>>77003193
>one Phanariote ruler
too bad there aren't any true greeks anymore giannis

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>>77003153
fuck off you retarded balkanshit
our native posters are gone then we get retards like you posting under our flag

trebuie sa te intorci, ivane

>>77003193
We'll call Effendi to rule them then

a fitting song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KsGgj1QMg0A

>>77002930
Eми вpaт copи, aмa щe тpябвa дa ти peжaт бoйпycитo.

Имaш външни хeмopoиди, a щoм имaш външни, нaй-вepoятнo имaш и вътpeшни.

Bъншнитe ca 3 хeмopoидaлни възглaвнички. Bcички хopa ги имaт, нo нe ce виждaт. Te ca пpocтo вeни c кoжa oтгope. Кoгaтo ce възпaлят, вeнитe cи гyбят eлacтичнocттa и зaпoчвaт дa ce пълнят c кpъв, cлeдoвaтeлнo и пopacтвaт.

Teзи 3 възглaвнички ce изpязвaт и cи гoтoв.

Зa вътpeшнитe peшeниeтo e пo-лecнo - бъpкaт ти в гъзa c eдин пиcтoлeт, зacмyквaт ги и ги вpъзвaт c лacтичeтa. Пocлe yмиpaт и ги изcиpaш.

Bзимaш нaпpaвлeниe oт личния, пpoyчвaш в БГ MAMA кoи ca тoп хиpypзитe пo гъзни бoлecти и oтивaш дa тe peжaт.

Aз имaх мaлки външни нo ги изpязaх c нoктopeзaчкa.

>>77002930
>>77003298
o ne.. pak li vie be ENTELEKTOALCI

pak li trqbva da pravq klipche za vas

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MfS8zDFGjLM

>>77003298
тoвa нe cъм aз бe, cлyчaйнo гo видях, бpayзвaх pulsbg зa гъбчики нa кpaкaтa
>he actually made the effort to open this and assess someone's hemorrhoids
kek

>>76989266
Stinky Bulgarians shitting up this board, you're just as bad as the Lithuanians who flame the Poles because they have nothing better to do in their Africa shaped nation, just like BBC'D Eastern Europe

>>77003345
дa бe дa """cлyчaйнo""" cи гo видял тoчнo дeн-двa cлeд кaтo ce oплaкa oт хeмopoиди тyк

и тaя тeмa ce пoявявa тoчнo тoгaвa

мoля ти ce, a cъвeтът e цeнeн и пpилoжим. cъщo тaкa пишa 130 дyми в минyтa, тaкa чe нямa'a ca пpъцcня'aш

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>>77003298
Bзимaш нaпpaвлeниe oт личния, пpoyчвaш в БГ MAMA кoи ca тoп хиpypзитe пo гъзни бoлecти и oтивaш дa тe peжaт.

тyкa вeчe зaгyбих

>>77003405
Чoвeк, нe cъм влизaл в тoя фopyм oт 10-тинa дни, тaкa чe някoй дpyг e бил. Бoн aпeти нa вcички дe!

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MFW I'm not a stinky serbshit and don't lose clay to Albania

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otivaite na rabota be autisti

>>77003460
>being macedonialess

>>76995061
>>76995124
>follow greekbey advice on internet pussy
>get an asian wife
>this happens to you

What do?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=opkoPFoPpVk

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>>77003483
Um, not for long. Feels good to be in the gaining clay business, and not in the losing clay business like others. Can't wait until Ilinden.

>>77003469
>work
>2017
lol, just lol

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>>77003253
>eastern european
>white supremacist

>>77003650
If libruls can be black supremacists, why can't east europeans fight for the rights of whites too?

>>77003138
You have never had a legitimate claim to Southern Dobruja (the best Dobruja, as seen by all the Romanian tourists flocking to it). Our Northern border with our best neighbor (sorry Makes but I don't count you guys as a neighbor, but a part of us) is perfect the way it is. Love you gypsies, and keep taking great care of Northern Dobruja for us.

>>77003554
August 02 2017, the stoning of bulgarian pm in krusevo

>join a dating service to find a qt
>no qt likes me
>decide to relocate to another city
>relocate to denver, colorado
>tons of black whales attack my profile
>i am both disgusted and flattered

>>77003554
I expect massive chimpouts from the s*rvian subhumans and their r*sshit masters.

>>77003683
You should have moved to Moskva, Rossiya)))))))

>>77003682
Considering the low IQ of your nationalist "Alexanderites" I wouldn't be surprised. Luckily that low IQ serbo minority has absolutely zero importance whatsoever.

>>77003683
What dating service exists in the balkans that isn't facebook?

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>>77003706
why move to moskva when moskva can come to you comrade:))))))))))))))))))))))))

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Hey Stefcho, here boy! Who wants the ball? Who wants the ball?

>>77003720
Leafbey зaщo нe cпиш?

>>77003720
>Letting бyгapcкa пpoвoкaцијa go unnoticed

>>77003698
Kek for sure. But servs will lose, as per usual. They simply don't have anything to offer.

Russia's main worry is keeping opposition leaders out of jail so that there is some hope to reverse the family reunion

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Go get it, boy!

>>77003786
tinder, hot or not, badoo

>>77003153
>the bulgarian throne was supposedly offered to one of our kings but russia chimped out
to who? the old wallachian kings or those h*henzolerns?

>>77003797
Sega lqgam bratle. Pochvam nova rabota v banka utre za 1-2 mesetza. Aide leka

>>77003827
Are there hot bulgarian girls on tinder or its a sausage fest?

>>77003682
>implying the Zajko meister won't have big gorilla security guarding the area
>implying they won't beat every provocateur in sight to a pulp

>>77003153
to who, Julius Cesar?

>>77003786
I had success with blendr in Sofia. Don't use it here in Toronto though because it's all trannys and somalis
>>77003806
Brat mi

>>77003819
We should start a betting website for balkan happenings.

Sm*rdian breaks memorial plate during Ilinden +-2 days

Odds:
Yes / No
1.0000000001 / 9999999999

>>77003878
The ilinden parade is like 10,000 people and horses

>>77003895
out of those 10 000, ~20 will be hotheads

>>77003888
So leafbey is gay? not surprising for a canadian

>>77003850
mostly sausage,
but also the occasional whale and rarely hot women looking for a sponsor
the US market is much more active, but i still get the whales, albeit black...

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>>77003795
Putin is coming for all of us

>>77003878
My brother knows. Serbs will be KO'd

BTW Balgari Grigor vs Federer at Wimbledon tomorrow (today for you). I give him a 10% chance of winning but it will surely be a very entertaining match

>>77003911
I'd unironically pay just so I can change locations and test it out.

I once traveled around Europe and got the most matches in Scandinavia. Reli med me tink.

Currently growing facebook pages to use them for affiliation later on. Wtf man, 200+ friend requests from guys on a daily basis, world is full of idiots.

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>>77003917

>>77003911
Will tinder let me pick facebook photos I like? Will it reveal my location to random strangers?

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>>77003917
not for all of us:(((((

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Best part is when they send pics as message

>>77003937
watchu selling, flagstein?

>>77003944
fuck bornold grlompd and bleach humans

>>77003960
Ill figure out later on, trying to get affiliation deals with sportsbooks, otherwise ill continue with clickbank

>>77003924
i dont have to pay to test locations, cause i have a windows phone from several years ago and in the windows app i can change the location for free :)))
scandinavian women are hot for balkanlar cock

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>>77003944
Why do your compatriots love Russhitians so much?

Do they need to be their sukablyats for 50 years more?

>>77003954

La Roumanie est Francaise!

>>77003894
Legitimately kekked hard at this lmfao. I put $20 on a tatari chant being heard from sm*rds at some point
>>77003905
You are thinking of grindr my brother

>>77003937
how do you get people to like your page? they don't want to like mine :(

>>77004005
You have two options, first one is create a fake profile of some bitch, people fall for it and send requests. Filter those so you dont accept every gyp or indian. Make hundreds/thousands of friends then share your page stuff on the profile.

Other option is get 5000 friends with the same method (wont take long), then convert the profile into a page (you can change everything, name etc.) and there you go, a page with already 5000 fans.

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>>77003797
how do you get the EU fleg?

>>77003978
Clickbank is so dope. I used to sell Google Sniper back in the day, made a few hundred $hekels.

Also sold t-shirts at one point through blog.bg. It's amazing how fast it was indexed and ranked on the 1st page of google results within hours.

>>77003980
There has to be some kind of software for PC that gives you a virtual windows phone to install tinder on.. hmmm...

>>77003983
The older fags are just nostalgic. I'm seeing the same blind, critic-less love for the EU and its miracles that the r*ssiaboos had for gommunism.

>>77003840
>>77003884
the germcucks

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>>77003954
How the fuck is it English in England? Immigrants?

>>77004062
incoming leafbey post on sucking the EU's dick

>>77004047
The second one is a bad idea tho, because you won't be getting targeted traffic, but random 5,000 ppl out of which barely 5-10% will be interested in what you have to offer, and 1-2% of those would actually be inclined to buy shit.

>>77004069
lmaoing @ slovenes

>>77004047
how do i promote my bitch's profile? will people frend me for just being a woman in facebook or should i promote it somehow?

>>77004079
True, but I am rather into mass than target.
The more idiots the more sales per average (I hope)

>>77004069
>Baltics
More like
>Бaлтикc)))))))))))))))

>>77004102
it gets even better sincethe slovaks that say they can speak slovak are actually saying they can hold a conversation with czech speaker while they use slovak
just a little bit closer than bulgarian and macedonian

>>77004118
Theyll send by themselves, add the first 20-30, thats enough

>>77004074
There are 2, maybe 3 options in the Balkans in the present day. EU, Russia and maybe Turkey. I choose EU 10 out of 10 times even with all of its shortcomings. At the end of the day, Russia would not help us build highways and metros. And they would not encourage investors to come in. And Turkey just lol

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>>77004123
more like baldicks

>>77004047
Pro tip: When you have a page, facebook will not put your posts on their news feeds after the 2012 restrictions. People used to grow pages and market shit for free and then facebook rekt them. They let like 1/100 people see facebook page content for free.

You need to pay to get your posts on news feeds even if they liked your page. You are wasting your time if you think anyone will see your page posts. Better save money and grow a page organically.

>>77004121
hmmm you better nitpick americans then

they're the most gullible and rich at the same time

idk how they keep falling for it. schlomo advertstein spams them (((ads))) around every corner

>murrican tv show
>30 minutes of ads every 10 minutes of film
truly horrible

>>77004152
more like blackdicks
>inb4 leafbey gets a boner

>>77004154
You suggest to use their paid service?
Is it effective though?

>>77003983
communism is good bliat, glad to see bulgaria leaving the gayropean union to join the glorious Eurasian Economic Union)))))))))))))))

>>77004142
kha kha balgeria so poor and derti ever since making of entry in EU

look pipels so poor and stiupid, they make many katastrofa on huge new road and crash their expensive car while try to go to vacationings three time in year! haha so poor. oh wait.

>>77004154
elabore furher, i dont have money to spend at ads, the idea is that I will make money
my page has 12 fans, one actually unliked yesterday...

>>77004218
kent veit for entar in URALIC UNION

so much better there

very rich trade partners like venezuela and north korea ))

>>77004230
>>77004260
Frontpage material! More karma to you, fellow reddit/b/ro!

EDIT: Thanks for the gold, stranger!

>>77004179
Not only that but your "target audience" is just random thirsty males from x country, not people interested in whatever shit clickbank course you're trying to sling.

>>77004271
no problem brother :) i need my daily dose of recognition, so thank you for giving it to me!

i tried to impress my gf with puns but no pun in ten did :(((

https://youtu.be/UnP_N22oIkI

6:55 Trump congratulates Bulgarian energy diversification while seated in front of Bulgarian flag. Also applauds the Bulgaria - Romania and Greece - Bulgaria interconnectors.

Azerbaijani gas, a mini South Stream being revived, plus our own gas from Black sea, with interconnectors with all our neighbors by 2019... Bulgaria Balkan gas hub will actually happen. Great news.

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>>77004292
I'd continue the ironic redditposting but holy fuck, you ruined me

>>77004305
not if r*sshits and t*rkshits violate the airspace like the subhumans that they are, doing it every day hundreds of times, and engage in a dog fight among each other and "accidentally" land on our hub and destroy it

never trust the r*sshit subhuman and its minions, they are truly the world's greatest saboteurs

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>>77004305
>3:29
>3 seas initiative.. beautiful nations, by the way.. beautiful country
>beautiful country (singular)

w-what did he mean by this

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>>77004292
>tfw no sweet redditor pussy (female)

>>77004403
>tfw no tumblr pussy
>tfw no /sgl/ pussy

my pain is constant and sharp and i do not wish for a better world for anyone

>>77004327
"Invading our airspace hundreds of times" is a pretty big overreaction bratle. It happened like twice that I can recall. We will have new jets by then, and we are constantly drilling our pilots. At the moment a large chunk of the Italian air force is in Bulgaria doing drills together.

And also, that could literally never happen unless they want WWIII, considering that the hub will supply energy to half of Europe.

I understand Russians want a monopoly and Turks want to be the #1 gas transit factor by far, but this sceneries just couldn't happen

>>77004397
He means BULGARIA NA TRI MORETA

>>77004305
baba trump is proud of maika balgaria

also "three sees" top fucking kek, this is a sign, bulgaria controls the meme flow

>>76989468
tetka mi tamo radi u dubaju, za 5+ godine. Srpkina

>>77004465
*BULGARISTAN NA PET KURETA
>>77004496
tatar spies are so fucking deluded lamo

Ebem drumpf i ebem beli narodni

>>77004273
True, im trying to see whether with mass I can achieve smth, a 100k page might be to sell.

>>77004403
that's a boner killer right there

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>>77004519
>Trump congratulates Bulgaria at the trimoreta initiative submit

>>77004439
I meant hundreds of airspace violations overall. R*sshits - in the baltics and scandinavia, and T*rks in Greece.

>>76993439
balkans aren't white , they're only white in America

>>77004496
When I watch videos like this, and the way Trump speaks, I am more and more convinced that we're entering the 50's era and a new cold war, resurgence of moral values and economic prosperity.

>>77004519
Thanks for your input Bankruptios.
>>77004496
Hahaha I love it

>>77004554
tri mierda

>>77004554
>three seas
might as well have called it "the fidget spinner initiative"

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>sister works as cashier
>someone tried to pay with this


Hmmmmmm

>>77004593
Thanks for the karma, quickstrike93!

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>>77004594
AHAHA ur just mad because greece isn't in the cool kids club :)

there must be a reason for that

>>77004613
*unzip*

>>77004613
>cool kids club
You mean the western Soviet Union???? :))))))

>>77004613
man serbia get left out of every union

i checked facebook and found large groups where filipino and black women are basically offering themselves to white men
check your privilage

>>77004662
That's what happens when you play for the losing team. I mean, what kind of moron wants White Nigeria to be their patron?!

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>>77004565
Ah, understood.
>>77004582
One can only hope (except the cold war part). Much better if Trump can get Russia to behave through negotiation, which he is trying (though globalists are making it hard). War is what the globalists want. Watch his rally style speech in Poland the other day, best speech he has given thus far.
>>7700455
Hahahahahahahahahahaha just too good man. Gold

>>77004681
about 50% of Bulgaria :)))))))
socialist nostalgia ;_;7

>>77004699
>Gold
Thanks, stranger!

>>77004699
Wtf why did Make delete his "trump congratulating Bulgaria during tri moreta conference" comment? Shit was funny

>>77004662
they're not sure in choosing east or west, their leadership is a bit indecisive and trying to play for both teams

>>77004681
well it's understandable, choosing west means giving up kosovo, choosing east means being a surrounded and isolated shithole but not giving up on kosovo, freezing the issue until the opportune moment to act

this bonbon song slaps in the night clubs, is this albanias biggest export other than weed?

>>77004730
w-what? are you talking about this?>>77004554

>>77004613
I'm sure Bankruptios could answer. Or is the answer already in his name?
>>77004662
They can remake their mighty alliance with Greece once they get kicked out of the EU. Then you can both take it in the ass from Russia together. After all, Greek is codeword among whores for anal.

>>77004772
We have no reason to be in the butthurt belt anyway, isn't that right comrade? ;)))))))

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>>77004739
fuck K*sovo, they should let it go
the problem with eastern bloc is the countries are losing all their educated smart people
its reverse eugenics

>>77004739
Reread your 2nd paragraph. The decision could literally not be easier. Playing both sides is retarded in the Balkans. Kosovo is 95% Albanian, it's lost.
>inb4 srce srbija
The longer they play both sides, the more they will fall behind.
>>77004769
Ah sorry brother my mistake.

>>77004827
NUH UH!!! Stefcho here will go back to Bulgaria as an EDUCATED man with a degree in historical video game urban planning and unite Croatia, Hungary and Bulgaria into one country where he will be emperor and have Kristian as his qt bf :3

>>77004681
>>77004739
>>77004772
serbia greece montenegro macedonia should make their own union, fuck Thr*e S*as U*nion

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>>77004681
>>77004699
>>77004739

took a fuck load of time to translate this piece of shit ant text

>>77004874
something something tatar spies have gotten control of macedonia (utter bullshit btw) and you're deluded something something EU something something Russia

>>77004842
theyre not playing both sides theyre pretty clearly on the russian side
i was just there serbians all act like russia is the most powerful country in the world

>>77004875
(((sergey brin)))

>>77004827
Bulgaria has found a kind of temporary fix, importing Bessarabian Bulgarians from Moldova and Ukraine, and there are a lot more that can come since there are like 300,000 Bessarabian Bulgarians left in Ukraine only. Our reunion with Macedonia will also help. We're also basically brain draining Albania. And if we succeed in educating gypsies (the ones that didn't move to Sweden and Germany) that would be great This is all temporary though, we need to reach a Central European level in the next decade, which we will with the EU's new "Marshall plan" for Bulgaria.

>>77004918
race is real m8, bulgaria wont be central european level unless central europe declines to meet you in the middle. which is looking more and more likely

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>>77004875
4got 2 translate country names cykablyat

>>77004842
well yes, their only option is the west, realistically

but, most serbs hate the west for bombing the shit out of them, taking kosovo, plus the benefits of joining the west and the faults of being isolated are not felt immediately, so most serbs are skeptical of hte west

new>>77004967
>>77004967
>>77004967

>>77004875
snow and nukes and veto power at the UN

>>77004875
Kek
>>77004901
So it's not just the nationalists? I would have thought that with the current US-EU mini split they would want the EU more. Well then, don't worry bro, I guess getting assfucked by snow Nigeria isn't THAT bad.

>>77004954
this, serbs hate the west. they hate germany, they really fucking hate UK and US
the only "western" country they like is greece

>>77004989
no dude even my female cousins and shit love russia, ive never seen anything like it.

>>77004954
They can learn from us. Look at how quickly we adapt. Lost the 2nd Balkan war and 2 world wars, were forced to be in the R*sshits camp for 45 years and now in the Western camp.

We've lost more territories than you can imagine but we're still alive and prospering.

They should stop bitching about kosovo and join the EU. They'll at least get money from it, better travel opportunities, more trade opportunities.

Allying yourself with white nigeria is a losing strategy. They can't help you in any way because you are surrounded by EU on all sides.

>>77004948
Bulgaria will be pumped up heavily in the next 10 years. Expect GDP growth of 4% at minimum, up to 6% every year. It will be done so that there is absolutely no more discussion between what's better Russia or EU in Balkans.

>>77005030
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breaths in*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
LMAOING MY ASS OFF HAHAHAHA UPVOTED BRO HAHAHAHAHAHA ENJOY ALL THAT SWEET SWEET KARMA

>>77005088
Autism.

>>77005132
Nice comeback my centipede!!!!!
Upvoted!!!