Why is Macron so alpha? Why is Putin so beta? https://www.y

it was the height of hubris on putin's part to believe he could match wits with a god

explain

>>76967490
I'm implying Putin is acting like a bitch when he meets with Macron - avoiding eye contact, speaking like a guilty woman and overall behaving like a beta while Macron is outright claiming Russian state media is spreading lying propaganda everywhere.

He is looking at the translator/journalist, you dumb Turk rapebaby.

The "alpha Macron talking about propaganda" scene isn't even filmed in the same environment, so you can't compare both.

>>76967787
>he's not avoiding eye contact, he looking somewhere else
Go back to the jungle.

>>76967889
Nice argument, your plan to overturn Mama Russia by shitposting on /int/ is really working. Keep up with the quality threads.

>>76967420
Macron is god

>>76967999
I see I got one subhuman butthurt today, so that's a good start.

Because he's Jupiter.

>>76968326
this

>>76967420
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/vladimir-putin/11392680/Vladimir-Putin-suffers-from-Aspergers-syndrome-Pentagon-report-claims.html

Putin has Asperger syndrome. When he meet real alpha-male like macron, he reveals his autism instead of pretending pseudo-alpha-male

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>>76967420
Macron is Jupiter


Foreign presidents can only tremble in fear when meeting him

>>76967420
Can the French explain what he means by reconciling with Putin?

I thought that was Le Pen's angle and they hated each other, but why the fuck is he 360 degreeing after accusing him of propaganda?

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>>76967420
Hmmm?

>>76967420
It is all in their name.
I mean Putin literally means pussy/cunt.

Пyтин пyткaтa тpябвa дa взeмe дa ce хвъpли oт някoя cкaлa и дa пoвлeчe cъc ceбe cи и Tpъмп и Epдoгaн.

>>76969058
So much cancer in a single photo, i might go blind.

>>76969058
>someone took the time to make this

someone pls shop macron's eyes like the "i am growing stronger" guy

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>>76970354
Just made this

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>>76970354
Here.

>>76967420
>Why is Macron so alpha?

Because he wants to reassert Frances place on top in the region.

In times gone by France used to be the linchpin of the EU, but a long history of bullshit with the UK constantly opposing them caused them to slip down under as Germany took the reins.

Now Macron takes power right after the Brexit and the UK is no longer an issue in the EU so he's now on a mission to "retake" the EU so to say.

>>76970831
>>76970725
thxxx

>>76971118
np

>>76967999
This, buttburt bulgarian löl

>>76967420
Putin looks bored. As if Macron's temper tantrum was impressing an ex KGB guy turned central oligarch of his own country.

Not even a fan of putin, just saying.

>>76973129
>Not even a fan of putin

Sure thing Pierrovich

>>76968738
Truly he is Best and Greatest.

A new temple on Capitolium consecrated to Jupiter Macron fucking when?

>>76973129
t.KGB propaganda agent
You've been added to our watchlist.

HCБOБ says hi.

>>76972801
t.putinbot

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What did you say about Putin??????

>>76973462
I said that Putin is cancer and should go and jump off a cliff.
He should also take Trump and Erdogan with him to the rocky bottom.

>>76971111
Germany has never led the EU.

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>macron
>marries a 60 year old granny
>meanwhile Putin is surrounded by and fucks many 18 yr old blonde Russians models
>macron alpha

Kek

>>76974287
>fucking who you want and going openly for your fetish in spite of it not being conventional
>not alpha as fuck

>>76967526
>lying propaganda everywhere
What do they mean by this? I keep hearing this shit along with 'fake news' but what the fuck are they lying about?

>>76967420
yes, i'm sure the absolute monarch of Russia is intimidated in presence of such an imposing and powerful person like Macron

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>>76974604
>>76974287
>not wanting a femdom 7-10 years older than you

Imagine what 18 year old macron must have been feeling at the time. He pretty much had what every high school lad wants. Good on him.

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>>76973129
That's irrelevant, Macron is the antichrist, or Jupiter the incarnation of a masonic pagan demon, he's the beast, he's basically Lucifer incarnate, he has all the powers that be behind him
Putin is a mere mortal, he can do nothing