>be europoor >eat at a restaurant >gets charged for

>be amerifat
>eat at a restaurant
>have to pay the waiter's wage because their boss is a cheapskate
>get handed the bill
>pay 15% extra for sub-standard service

CANNOT. MAKE. THIS. SHIT. UP

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>be murrifat
>eat at McDonald's
>refuse to tip
>get shot

IMPOSSIBLE TO FABRICATE

>>76964328
>gets charged for water

What?

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>water
>at a restaurant
>ever needing a refill for water
i don't even know if a refill actually costs anything

I mean, at least with Bush we could see that there was an effective governement behind him.
But now with your "45th president" your country just looks like you are totally in freestyle

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>be amerifat
>pay 7 (SEVEN) dollars for a bottle of water
>get shot

wait
euros actually have to pay for water at a restaurant?

>>76964408
you better be a stinking europoor, bub. cannot tolerate ameritraitors

>>76964445
nah

>>76964445
No we don't
and we don't have to buy something to use a restaurant's or store's bathroom

>>76964445
yes, they are poor af

>>76964475
>and we don't have to buy something to use a restaurant's or store's bathroom
We don't either, it's just considered polite. Since I don't give a fuck about how normalfags see me, I use the bathroom without paying all the time.

>>76964445

No.

>>76964465
>>76964475
>what is a cover charge

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>>76964483
>be disgustingly huge shartmeriburgerfatistanian
>soda is cheaper than water
>it comes with a complementary bullet delivered at 450 ft/sec

>>76964522
Well, it depends of the shopkeeper desu.

>>76964565
AAAHAAAAA! SEE >>76964445

>>76964599
doesn't count
France isn't Europe anymore

>>76964599
Yeah, still most of them give you free water.

>be murrifat
>have to pay 120% tip or the waiter cums on your food the next time you go there

great thing you got going on there...