In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears

>>76958788
that was very educational
thank you hans

What I get from this is Conservatism = Scat fetish?

>>76958788
I once shat in a German toilet and it was a really big shit and it bottomed out on the basin thing and I had to stand up and move about to get it all out.

worst experience of my life.

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>>76958788
Such an excellent display of autism could only have come from Germany, or maybe Finland.

>>76958788
How about telling us something that we all don't know already?

>>76958869
I once took a shit on a english woman.Greatest experience of my life.

>>76958960
>a english

Stop embarrassing us.

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>>76958788
>tfw I thank god every day that I have a classic non observation toilet

There is so much wrong with this country
I actually refuse to go on these "healthy" shit observation toilets.

>>76958788
Now that's what I call a shitpost

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>>76958960
>Germans are *this* thin-skinned

>>76958984
t. typical revolutionary radical

>>76958982
kill yourself hans no one cares anyway

>>76959019
better anarchist than shit sniffer.

>>76959044
Someone has the dire need to contemplate more about his shits, me thinks.

>>76958788
Wouldn't the shit remnants be insane on the German toilet? I'm not just talking skidmarks here, I mean getting caked on and not flushing off. Wouldn't want to have to scrub the toilet every time I take a shit tbph

>>76959367
Seriously now: you pretty much have to scrub the toilet every time yeah. It's pretty dumb.

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>>76958788
*sniffs loudly before applauding*

>>76959367
There's a bit of water on the shitholder platform so it doesn't stick too much.
Also
+ inspectable shit
+ toilet shelf behind the toilet
+ less water consumption

THIS is German engineering.

>>76958788
The autism of the germans will never cease to amaze me.
>Those doubles too.

>>76959608
>+ toilet shelf behind the toilet
?

>>76959011
Kek

>>76958788
>In a traditional German toilet, the hole into which shit disappears after we flush is right at the front, so that shit is first laid out for us to sniff and inspect for traces of illness.

Maybe there lie the roots of the notorious German scat fetish?

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>>76958788
Isn't that from a Zizek speech?
Antifa is that you? I hope you're not one of those meme pro-Israel types.

>>76958984
come home celtogermanic man

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>>76959694

I have one of those old school toilets. House was built under the German occupation so can confirm.

Do the newer toilets in your country also "save water"? In the old days one powerflush cleaned the whole bowl in one big swoop, while nowadays you flush and some shitty gurgle sound comes out, resulting either that you need to wait until the thing refills after flushing to flush again, and wait and flush yet again, until your shit is finally gone, and more water is actually spent in these so-called "green" models. Or worse the shitty flow rate causes your turds to clog up and jam the siphon, and the whole bowl fills to the brim with shit water.

>>76959795
Just a symptom, not the cause.

>>76960307
>the shitty flow rate causes your turds to clog up and jam the siphon, and the whole bowl fills to the brim with shit water
My favourite is when this happens and it suddenly fixes itself and all the water drains out quickly leaving no water at the bottom of the bowl. Very satisfying, especially with the sound it makes.

>>76960307
Dunno about you but my nu-toilet has two buttons,one for shit and the other for piss. The shit one works as intended and the piss one uses little water.

>>76960097
This is even more horrible than the deathcamps.
sry poland

Don't those shit insection toilets STINK after you take the shit? The regular english toilet keeps the majority of it underwater, and still my shit stinks bad sometimes. I can't imagine what it smells like sitting on the shit inspection shelf in the air.

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>>76960097

Something like this?

>I took that pic in Dachau Concentration Camp

>>76959934
>that picture
>laughing capitalists.jpg

>>76958940
>autism
>toilet lore
Learn to appreciate the fineries of life.

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>>76958788
American toilet

>>76958788
>educationnal shitposting

t-thanx, I guess?

>>76958788
>American (Anglo-Saxon)

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Anyone else taking pictures of their shits? Been doing it regularly for 6-7 years now.

>>76963104
>pellets

>>76963144
I've got an incurable bowel disease please don't bully.

>>76958788
>inspect for traces of illnesses
Why not give comparative statistics on how digestive-related diseases have been mitigated/found earlier by the widespread use of that toilet? Otherwise, you are just talking utter nonsense.

>>76963173
You're a deer

>>76963173
Oh. Fair enough then. Is this related to why you take pictures of your shit?

>>76963104
Looks a bit dark

>>76958788
>Finally, the American (Anglo-Saxon)
Yeah, no. Americans aren't Anglos.

>>76963204
Nah. I got diagnosed with Crohn's disease last year but I've been taking pics for much longer for the heck of it.
Taking pics is actually useful for my condition though. Helps notice changes in stool composition which may be a sign of my Crohn's flaring up again.

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German men are cucked by their toilets into sitting down to pee lmfao

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/germany/1469694/German-men-told-they-can-no-longer-stand-and-deliver.html

>>76963104
Eat more green vegetables

>>76963560
I eat about 2kg of spinach each week actually.

>>76963634
hows your skin?

I eat 200g of Kale per day, and I am consistently told I look 4-5 years younger than I am.

>>76963718
>hows your skin?
Idk. Normal?

I frequently get asked for my ID when I want to buy alcohol or play the lottery fwiw. I'm 26.

I eat spinach for its health benefits and taste. It's easily a top 3 vegetable as far as nutrient content is concerned.

>>76963104
>this black
Either alcohol or internal bleeding. Either way you're gonna die sooner than most.