How can one country be so consistently terrible at warfare?

>>76958149
Okay, I will give you a (you), but that's just because it's you, America.

at least France didn't lose to a bunch of Canadians

>>76958201
Thank you.

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Imagine conquering an entire continent only to fail against Portugal

>>76958236
That was the british you dumb leaf.Canada didn't even exist yet.

>>76958236
Contrary to what all your history teachers probably told you, the Brits did all the work.

>He lives in a country so historically boring and irrelevant it spends half their history courses focusing on their southern neighbor

How can americans consistently be so fucking retarded?

>>76958289
Portuguese are way too strong

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>>76958289
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Oranges
The only thing that map proves is that Portugal didn't manage to get totally wrecked twice within a decade. Good job, that's *slightly* better than Austria.

France is such a great country, holy shit. I'm so glad that I've learned French.

>>76958378
Which is why we work in construction.

>>76958453
This explains a lot :^)

>>76958289
Shameful display.
>>76958367
Incest.

>>76958414
A Germanophobe to make Nietzsche proud.

>>76958396
>80k vs 200k
>40 years after the peninsular war
>50 years after the Capital-levelling earthquake
>Iberian status-quo restored (despite them never letting Olivença go, they signed for it)
>Portuguese Brazil territory augmented
>Meanwhile the Netherlands were under French Rule
Wow, Netherlands. Sure showed me.

cringe

hehehe, it sure is a mystery ain’t it

>>76958359
>Contrary to what all your history teachers probably told you, the Brits did all the work.
This is powerfully, phenomenally rich coming from the country that believes the French were just sidekicks in their war of independence.

>>76958664
What, you don't self-identify as your country ?

>>76958359
No, they didn't. Also, of those Brits that did fight, many settled in Canada and are the direct ancestors of Canadians. Still, there were some very impressive martial feats by the voltigeurs, new brunswick infantry of foot, et al., all Canadian born. Many successful Canadian militiamen during the war were also originally born in the USA.

>>76958664
>>>/r/eddit