Tell me about turkish girls. What cheat codes do you use to acquire

become a friend of their dad

>>76944826
Yaar, she doesn't even look legal

>>76944826

after last voting every turkish girl would gladly get out of Turkey with one invitation.

>>76944826
Become her first cousin.

>>76944885
Im 18

>>76944826
1. talkative
2. emotional
3. jealous, really jelaous
4. usually know how to cook
5. pretty secular in general
>What cheat codes do you use to acquire one and how are they
Unironically, seems like: not being turk.

>>76944921
She ain't tho, at least she don't look it

>>76944963
IT tend to work with any woman, they love to fuck with outsiders.

>>76944826
FANNYMAGNET

>>76945016
She looks atleast 16, dats fine

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>>76945078
Mah nigga

>>76945072
Yeah, should be.

>>76944963
I was about to make almost this exact post

my turkish gf definitely talkative, but I don't particularly care because I'm not and she needs the English practice
Emotional: most women are
on jealousy:
>gf tells me near the start of the relationship she doesn't get jealous
>almost every time i go out without her she interrogates me when i got back "who were you with?" "what girls did you talk to?" etc
She's a good cook and loved doing it, would make me breakfast most mornings
Kind of denounced Islam

Not being Turk definitely helped me (a few times)

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>>76945079
>>76944826
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>76945257
>trap

>>76945257
T-that's how Kurdish boy look? Cute.

>>76945257
no wonder why otto nobles fugged kurdish boys back in the day lul

>>76945257
>turkey wants to genocide this

>>76944826
>What cheat codes do you use to acquire one
Good looks and money?
Also don't be a macho, just self-confident.

>>76944826
fuck off shitskin

>>76947588
Im am greek therefore white

>>76947684
you are indian

>>76947810
I am greek you subhuman kurd

>>76947876
goatfucker muslim scum stay away from turk girls

>>76947810
>>76947876
greek and kurd stop fighting.

>>76947969
But I posted pic in earlier thread and turks said I could pass as local

>>76948025
fuck off indian-muslim scum turkey for turks

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I too would like a Turkish waifu

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>>76948337
But its true

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>>76947969
>T*rk
>not goatfucker muslim scum

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10/10 in Turkey

>>76948498
sie orospu analı kerhane eniği

>>76948337
But, but you T*rks said muslim pajeets are you brothers and allies... how so you hate them now? What happened with your friendship?

>>76948498
This is between me and the turk stay out of it

>>76948337
I think he's the guy from earlier today who made the what's it like to live in turkey thread, if so he said he's agnostic.

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>>76948498
your mom on the left

>>76948671
No Im the one who posted my pic, op was different

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we will kill kurds syrians and other shitskins dont come turkey paki scum

Jokes aside, i actually like at least how the T*rk grills look. There are two Ahıska T*rkleri qts studying in my university, i want to fuck the hard.

>>76948924
>tfw hwn be president

>>76948933
turk girls hates russian scum

>>76948924
What if could pass off as turk and am an agnostic

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>>76948933
googled tipik türk kızı and this comes up
rate

>>76944826
I'd like to make the female of the picture my wife.
But I'm not so young.
Regrettable regret.

>>76948989
b-but... i am not russian :(

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>>76948975
JUST

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SQ2jqO-Zm4c

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>>76949023
you are
now go back
also daily reminder

>>76949016
I would fuck her too

>>76949017
>female
Also post eyes so I can confirm there are actual japanese here

>>76949017
she's actually a kurdish trap

>>76949046
At least the guy on the right doesnt look like arab/kurd

>>76949023
Are you ashamed to be russian? Do you get bullied by natives

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>>76949107
hahahahahahahahahahaa
no

>>76944826
that picture made me grunt in disgust

>>76945186
>>76944963
(secular) turk girls tend to hate their race and culture so yes
Its not even the exotic stuff, they are really, unironically racist towards turks
more than half of the female friends i have confirmed that they would dump their relationship to get along with an outsider

>>76949449
How do i meet them online ?

>>76949449
Turkish men tend to suck though.

>>76949565
instagram, or tinder if you are visiting
just make sure you post your fanciest photos, cause, i have seen first hand the difference with a creep and an ''''internet friend'''' have when a girl first checks their instagram.

>>76949585
fair point i suppose, but generalization is a bad thing.
I dont think most german girls would go ''ALL german man sucks'', sure some do, but nowhere near as much as turk girls

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>>76949085
目

>>76949102

I'm afraid of a trap! www

>>76949695
I'm an almanci girl though.
I just think you tend to be too macho and the intelligent ones are rare here because you know why.

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>>”Ibrahim’s harem was full of young, nubile, girls from around the world. But after a while, the slender things from Russia and the Balkans didn’t do it for him anymore. One day Ibrahim happened to see the genitalia of a female cow. Pleased by what he saw, Ibrahim had a gold cast made and, hoping to find a human match to the bovine privates, he ordered his aides to “bring him the fattest woman in the world.” They did their best, finding a 300 pound Armenian girl named “Sugar Cube” (Sechir Para or more literally translated “Sweet Lump of Sugar”). Ibrahim loved her, and spent many a night curled in her large arms. It wasn’t long until the big woman had gained power over Ibrahim equal only to that of her girth. It would be Sugar Cube who would spell the final downfall of Ibrahim the Mad.”

/ourguy/

>>76949813
>Gril
Bost hand

>>76949813
>I'm an almanci girl
tbqh smart and secular alamancı girls are in high request in turkey since you lasses actually know how western man are.
The problem with the girls here is that, most of them cant even speak english so their understanding of western man is usually made up fairy tails, thats why they see them superior.
They fail to understand that the person infront of them is a human being no matter if he is westerner or not.


Also hook me up im looking for alamancı gf

>>76949813
>Too macho.
Too male?

>>76950177
Too much 3rd world values.
and too male yes, the standart turkish lad culture doesnt mesh well with first world values

>>76950252
Lads will be lads. G*mans sperging here don't stop brawling and make mess of themselves, we are even complaining to they envasies to stop sending them to our territories.
Also I dunno what do you think the standard first wolder is like, apart of being a lot more carefree and laid back, males are males there.

>>76950411
i think you are underestimating how much islam affects a culture in spreads into here.
Would you think the paki's in britain that rape children are the same as british lads going to spain for cheap bear and brawls?

both are lad activities

https://youtu.be/NANZwybpfY8

Japan and Turkey are a brother country.

>>76949968
Sorry, I don't have cute hands.
>>76950023
Yep, the grass is always greener on the other side.
Heh, I don't think a long-distance relationship will do.
Also the Turkish girls aren't very smart here ',:^) I have like 1 good Turkish friend, the rest are family members
>>76950177
They're very disrespectful like honking with their cars when they pass by or as a tourist in Antalya I heard comments like "I'd lick your pussy" when they thought you wouldn't understand Turkish.

>>76951064
Bost hair

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>>76949851

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>>76951095
M'kay

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>>76951302
Helu girl
Very butiful
I luv u
Show pussi

>>76951302
şüşko

>>76951064
>Also the Turkish girls aren't very smart here
alamancı's arent the sharpest of the bunch most of the time, thats common knowledge.
The alamancı's that return to turley (sometimes for uni, sometimes for work) tend to be (or should i say somehow manage) even dumber than your average erdog supporter.
Such is life
Their understanding of tukey and turkish life is usually warped, they think people here act like how their families acted in germany/netherlands/etc, but in reality, their families are usually remnants of a past time.They still live in 70's-80's turkish mentality.
Also the dumber alamancı ones believe erdogan ''we are the greatest country on earth'' meme too hard.


>Heh, I don't think a long-distance relationship will do.
ah well atleast i tried

>>76949851
Deli ibrahim is definitely one of the more fun paşa's to research about.
>spend 20-30 years of his childhood/adulthood in solitary seclusion in a dungeon
yeah i wonder who taught that was a good idea

>>76951398
Değilim
>>76951367
Sudden
Regret

>>76951448
boynun kalın duruyor. belki boyun kısaysa.

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>>76944892
Wrong. Qts from religious conservative families, as well as regions/industries that he's helped along, love Recep Tayyip Erdogan

>>76951527
>qts
>from religious conservative families
you mean nut jobs? no thanks

>>76950514
Well, that's true I can't really speak about the muslim way of live because the only muslims I know (moors) are drunkards, slags or very poor kids [spoiler](than I gave my books of infancy when I was going to put them in the trash, poor kids wanted them with pasion).[/spoiler] What do you think is the different way of a manly man vision of a muslim vs a western men? I don't think raping kids is a lad think (be lad I mean tipical young male thing), more like a very sick person or some one on the warpath. Tipical lad things are more like doing stupid stuff , puting yourself in harm ways, trying to impress etc.
>>76951064
Oh, I see, macho means manly in spanish,I don't asociate it with being manly and more with those tipical shitty males, normally in gangs here (like gypsies, kinkis or tipical south american wannabe gangster), tough crass males would cat call you (tipicall builders), it wouldn't be that sexual and normally more elaborate.

>>76951638
macho means manly in turkish as well but she means actual rude men

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>>76951527
>no headscarf
I wonder how they were not stoned to death

What happens to almancis who support G*len

I want turkish qt

>>76951638
i think macho means manly in almost every culture m8.
>What do you think is the different way of a manly man vision of a muslim vs a western men?

i could throw my 2cents but quite honestly i grew up with a western focused family and most of my friends are western minded people so any points i throw out there would be one of observation rather than contribution.
The vaugest point i can think of is that our ''lads'' do exactly the same thing as what western man do, but more aggresively.

>>76951812
they are the majority

>>76951819
>>76951812
shouldnt be much almancıs that support gulen though, as far as i know they are mainly in usa

>>76951856
you never know lad, lots of gulenist schools and mosques in yurop.
Even if not a majority, i would say there is a respectable amount of them in europe

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>>76951938
day of rope soon

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>erDOGcunt supporters
>g*lenists
>gommunists
>western spies
GET OUT MY COUNTRY REEEE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Xi3OR_BsEs

me_irl

>>76952034
>covered
not a human

>>76945078
kek

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>>76952034
>Hizmet

>>76951448
Hahahahahaha amina koydugumun oruspusu git biraz kilo ver ya kusacam resmen :DDDDD

>>76952191
hayvanlığın lüzumu yok

>>76952191
senin gibi puştlar yüzünden bu haldeyiz

>>76952302
>>76952415
t. White knight oruspu cocuklari

kendinizi öldürün lütfen

>>76952513
fazla konuşma alamancı

>>76952559
tabi götü yanan pic hemen almanci deyip konuyu kapatir ne beklersin baska burdaki piclerden

Turks hate almancis more than Europeans do lmao

>>76951479
Boyum 172 hocam
>>76951856
But Germany loves Gülenists.

>>76952624
bad PR tbqh

>>76952624
some almancıs are allright

>>76952613
>2017
>ad hominem yapmax
lul

>>76952648
kilon?

>>76952624
Turks hate ultra nationalistic almancis who think they are real turks even though they can't even speak, read, or write proper turkish, the problem with them being is that they are lazy retarded idiots who have nothing worthy of note other than their nationality. Its kind of sad really and makes me cringe as well whenever I see people waving their flag in this country thinking they're special or something.


There is nothing wrong with some patriotism but some almancis really tip it over the edge as if they lived their entire lives in Turkey.

>>76951444
Also yes, almancis >>76952513 are trash.
It's playing life in expert mode because you're associated with trash but you probably know.

>>76952732
>kilon
kiloyu boşver aslında yaw şuraya hemen bi vücut kitle endeksini atabilirmisin Xdddd

>>76952812
we get associated to them by proxy in the internet.
Which is quite weird because i have only talked to a handful of alamancı's in my life, and all of them were quite western minded unlike the majority.
Its like a russian person being associated with a gopnik who lives in spain

>>76952812
Nobody is trash here you idiot, this is 4chan if you don't like some people throwing some mean words at you buhuu fuck off to Tumblr then you dumb bitch

>>76952950
on the contrary everybody is trash here fuck face.

>>76952975
exactly, we're all fucking trash here, no need to hide it

>>76952950
we are all trash on the internet
Yet you continue to be trash in real life
stink dumb
alamancı scum

middle eastern woman are into black guys? i find them very attractive.

>>76953093
I'm not trash in life, I'm studying, I got good grades in school and after 2 years I'm going to have a stable job, maybe marry a decent life, and live out the rest of my days

Meanwhile you probably barely get by working at the dönerci or at your uncles hair saloon, but this is just an assumption, just like you assumed my life was somehow trash

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>>76953155
yes
every 1/3 girls i have met from izmir had an obsession with black dudes.
Even though there is no blacks there

>>76953186
>but this is just an assumption, just like you assumed my life was somehow trash

vaaaay

>>76951064
What about other middle easterners?

>>76952017
unironically this

>>76953186
Holy shit you're such a faggot.
Studying isn't special but the norm here you retarded dickface.
>>76952950
>whine about being called trash
>"uweeeh no u g-go back to tumblr"

>>76954331
>Studying is the norm

Not for someone who spend the first 5 years of his life in Turkey and barley understood the language of the country he lived in, and no its not the norm you dumb fucking slut, maybe if you pick a retarded course like teaching

>>76954966
>the first 5 years
i dont think a 5 year old would have a great concept of language anyway

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>tfw you're in Sweden so by definition you can't be called alm*nci
i beat the system

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>>76944826
I haven't looked at the whole thread but if there isn't a german flag I would be fucking surprised.

>>76955237
you are still an alamancı
only new worlders or those who migrated to east are not alamancı's

>>76954966
>don't call me trash
>don't assume things about me
>YOU DUMB BITCH
>YOU SLUT
You're a fucking hypocrite and I already feel sorry for your future wife.
My father also came with 10 back then, lived under abysmal conditions and became an engineer so boohoo, nobody cares about your sappy life story.

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>>76945257
>a qt tarp

well shit.

>>76955311
Hahahaha triggered much? I do know that you must be quite fucked in the head for a girl to come to 4chan out of all places, a place where you're being objectified, insulted and treated like human garbage, I imagine you must really like it here bitch

>>76955310
>you are still an alamancı
but i don't live in germany

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>>76949851
>He knew the pain of needing THICK

>>76955391
Kapa çeneni kadın

>>76955391
>ad hominem
>assumptions
>no argument
>triggerd xdddd
Dumb almanci.

>>76955411
if you live in western yurop/scandanavia, you are an alamancı.
Doesnt matter if you live in britain or sweden
y'all tend to have the same miserable rural anatolshit '''''''''culture'''''''''''

>>76955490
>y'all
Indeed my culture friend.

>>76955521
i spend too much time in dixie
accidentally picked it up

>>76955470
You're a literal disgrace to your kind, if you're so ashamed of being associated with us go and pretend to be Greek like that mentally deranged Ikibey

>>76955490
>being this mad your entire culture, nay existance hinges upon the insertion of western culture in your anus
go drown yourself in the sea, Izm*r cunt

>>76955546
>if you're so ashamed of being associated with us
Indeed my friendly aryan. Have some fucking pride of your germanic ancestors.

>>76955543
Nothing wrong with ya'll

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>>76955578
>i dont associate myself with crapatolians therefore i MUST be from *zmir

I have a culture that i am proud of.
And it has nothing to do with you hittite rapebabies

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>>76955543
Out of all the people I would imagine in those threads, I would have never thought a roach would visit it often.

>>76955490
The anatolshits held off the french during the kurtulus savasi all on their own while you fucking western cunts had the bulk of the army with you.

>>76955655
fuck i forgot to remove adana and hatay

>>76955655
>I have a culture that i am proud of.
AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>76955673
what a great time to be prideful of turkish accomplishments and its various cultures while living in germany.

>>76955658
come sit a spell

>>76950023
>smart and secular alamancı girls
not a thing

>>76955546
I don't have to associate myself with every single Turk and not a dumb almanci of all people, my dumb almanci friend.
>>76955673
t. meat shield

>>76955806
Now I see, your father is a dumb I*zmirli who probably allows his whore of a daughter to go around fucking arabs, germans and god knows what. How many dicks did you have inside of you?

>>76955806
literally kill yourself, k*rt

>>76955879
You are arguing over tribal shit while living germany, how fucking stupid are you people?

>triggered Crapatolshits immediatly start accusing people of being *zmirli
There is a reason why our side has 70% of this countries economy while you peasent fucks have ran of to germany
>my grandfather was a meatshield at the eastern front!
your grandfather would be ashamed of you all for running to leech of from the enemy while true sons and daughters of this country are improve this hellhole everyday

>>76955793
thats why i said they are in high demand
like a bunch of treasure hunters looking for some notorious hidden treasure that may or may not exist

>>76955940
I don't expect an american to understand our tradition and our values.

*trying to improve this hellhole everyday

>>76955974
the yankee is correct though

>>76955879
He's not Izmirli but jeez, your inferiority complex is showing.

>>76955974
You are telling me about tradition and values while living in germany.

>>76955969
Yes, because the Ottoshits invested all of their money into the western side you dumb Izm*rli, and what did they get as a thank you? Westernes betrayed them and installed a defacto dictatorship claiming THEY WUZ EUROPEAN AND SHIET

kill yourself

>>76955655
Nothing wrong with the hitties

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>>76956072
maybe a couple of thousands of years ago, sure. I bet they were cool dudes.
Their inbred offbreeds homewer, are scum of the earth.

>>76956065
>Westernes betrayed them and installed a defacto dictatorship claiming THEY WUZ EUROPEAN AND SHIET
>this is what they teach the alamancı's at mosques


unironically kill yourself

>>76956046
So? Is a man supposed to completely abandon his heritage and his origins in favor of a country that doesn't make him feel welcome? Am I supposed to pretend to be something I am not?

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i like how it got derailed and became a intra-region fight

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>>76955974
>our tradition and our values.
True on that front, I do find german traditions interesting and admire their values. Sad to say the majority of those things disappear here when the german immigrants assimilated.

>>76955969
>le PLEASE NOTICE ME WESTERN OVERLORDS, oppressing anatolians izm*ribneler are the true sons and daughters of this country
lel

>>76956134
>Killing people in the streets for not wearing Fedoras
>Literally pretending to associate with a continent the entire population has nothing in common with
>Disbanding all religious organizations leading to Nutjobs like Erdogan to gain power because nobody is informed about religion
>sucking western cock, letting the fucking US who sponsored the french and brits during the Kurtulus savasi build a base in your country

Thank you Kemalists, you truly are a blessing to this country

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>>76956154
neckbeard losers whats new

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>>76956238
ill just dump nice memes nao

>>76956134
>that glorious feel when I was spared the cult of Atatürk aka turkish education system
imagine being you. literally brainwashed to suck cock in the """"""""""""""""History"""""""""""""""" of the Turkish Revolution and Kemalism

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>>76956138
>Am I supposed to pretend to be something I am not?
No, you get on with your life and not give a shit about something as little as your tribal shit when you are living in a new, better country. Your parents fucking knew that when they move to a better country, otherwise you wouldn't be there in the first place.

Don't believe me, ask your parents why they came to germany, im sure it wasn't because they wanted a different weather.

Or if you are so into it, move to the old country and make it a better fucking place you useless leech.

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>>76956268
>nice meme
>posts tranny shit
mehmet.

>>76956232
>Nutjobs like Erdogan
are you alevi or something?

>>76956333
wait, no you said you were religious. you must be g*lenist

>>76956333
No I'm Sunni, but if you support Erodgan you are on the same level as the retarded kemalists for me

living close to a turkish neighborhood, can confirm that some turkish girls are beautiful... hope to gather the courage to talk to one one day.. the thing is I'm Greek, so idk how will that go

>>76956184
>>76956232
>talk shit about Atatürk
>talk shit about the west
>FEEL PRIDE in the country Atatürk saved
>LIVE in the west
Dumb almanci.

this is why all politics in turkey happen at the end of a guns barrel

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>>76956440
it wont go well cuz they ll think you are turkish lul.

>>76956519
unironically this
kek

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>>76956138
>in favor of a country that doesn't make him feel welcome?
Even if you where german you sound like an annoying needy cunt and anyone would not make you feel welcome.

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>>76956523
god among men

>>76956408
he's not my god like the kemal is for his slaves. i just recognize he and his party are the best choice for now against the onslaught of the west, kemal*sts and k*rts

>>76956497
>talk shit about Mustafa Kemal
I didn't, I talked shit about retarded kemalists like you
>talk shit about the west
I didn't
>FEEL PRIDE in the country Atatürk saved
Yeah no, I feel pride for my people who stood bravely and gave their blood for us
>Live in the west
Yeah

You might want to avoid taking loads to the face, I think your eyesight is fucked up from all the cum

>>76956583
>against the onslaught of the west
Indeed my fellow westerner.

So, what are the different sterotypes about the different parts of Turkey? For what I see Western find inlanders backwards.

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>>76956552
How can someone feel welcome when the country I live in funds the terrorists that kill my countrymen, and openly allow them to demonstrate even though they are a registered terrorists organization within NATO? How would you feel when your goverment would allow people from ISIS or al-qaida to demonstrate openly on the streets?

>>76956685
people from the shores of black sea=stupid
from central anatolia=backwards
from shores of mediterrean=cuck
from east/southeast=goatfucker inbred kurd

>>76956687
Holy shit, you are right, why the living fuck are you living in such a hellhole? You should go back to turkey.

>>76956519
fug, I'm a bit dark colored too...

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>>76956685
>western turkey
The relevant, touristic, cultural and richer part of turkey
>central anatolia
ankara and then a bunch of wastelands
>black sea region
funny looking men with big noses, people here own alot of guns and have very short tempers
>eastern turkey
kurdland
>southeastern turkey
even more dangerous kurdland
>southern turkey
people around antalya are basically a continuation of western turkey
people around adana are famous for their short temper and agresiveness, but they are nice people.
Also they eat a dolma that looks like a penis so posibly gay

>>76956749
I can see that you're not really taking me seriously, so there is no point in further arguing with you. I tried to answer you questions as best as I could but you refuse to see what I mean

>>76956685
west: balkanlars and cucks
central: based
black sea: nice gunowners
east: k*rts
southeast: nuke and replace with syrians
south: wannabe izm*rshits

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Prophecy: a literal gulenist will defeat erdogan and become the next president of turkiye

>>76956901
>black sea: nice gunowners
more like absolute madman with gunz

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This fat failson mhp supporter killed like six people in an american mall then he killed himself in jail

I'm like 50/50 on him ever posting here

>>76956901
>central: based
no

>>76956728
>>76956814
>>76956901
I see, you guys are a lot less divided than I would have expected, being descendents from some of the most ancient cultures and all. What's an Izmir btw?Very new to Turkish memes.
I expect the food to be at least more varied, you can't be the only med nations without a fuckload of localized dishes.

>>76956901
>east: k*rts
Nope

>>76956179
Thats a good thing. We dont need a german Quebec

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>>76956687
>I live in funds the terrorists that kill my countrymen
Get over it, that is what I do with mine. If you are going to bitch about it, cry a river about the injustices of the whole world while you are at it.
>openly allow them to demonstrate even though they are a registered terrorists organization within NATO
Their country, their rules. It is retarded to accommodate you or a certain group of people to reduce their freedom of speech because you don't disagree with it or find it offensive.
>How would you feel when your goverment would allow people from ISIS or al-qaida to demonstrate openly on the streets?

Depends, anything that advocates for violence/murder should be illegal (if your butthurt tribal sect wants freedom, they have a right to march). Anything else freedom of speech. Same reason the KKK are allow to march.

Also, you are living in germany, way the fuck away from any of this to even matter. Go back to the old country or shut the fuck up you needy cunt.

>>76957019
>whats an Izmir

the gay cucks of Turkey

>>76957000
fight me

>>76957019
>>76957066
izmir has really nice slutty girls though.

>>76957019
>What's an Izmir btw?
It's the general term for gay cuck in turkish

>>76957019
Izmirs would sell their soul and daughter to be considered european by europeans

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>>76957091
Butterface İzmir kızları

>>76957049
Now I finally understand the americans are dumb meme

>>76956687
Government != people
>>76956599
Are you too mentally impaired to give a reply without your dumb almanci orrrrrospu shit?
>I talked shit about retarded kemalists like you
What like me? Not all Kemalists are the same and you should know that western intelligence had started infiltrating and warping the system when Turkey joined NATO.
>I feel pride for my people who stood bravely and gave their blood for us
That's fine but it would have never happened without a leader like Atatürk.

>>76957091
you wouldn't want to start a family with a slut, oh im sorry, i forgot, you weren't even planning to since all the women you meet are prostitutes

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>>76957143
>implying you would bang
sure thing mang, dont get mad because they dont bang with you

>>76957019
izmir is a city in the west of turkey. known for its "cucks".
There isn't that big of a division. Not like Spain. Most of the people embraced "turkish" identity.(excluding some kurds)
foods do vary. Western shores has a very med cuisine while southeast has kebabs etc etc

I find it funny that turk was an insult in the ottoman empire

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>>76957162
at least i meet women unlike you :^)

>>76957155
You sound like a true enlighten gentlemen if we have anything to go by this thread my friendly german.

>>76957196
all ethnicity names were an insult. If u were a "civilized" people wouldn't mention it etc

>>76957143
o nasıl bir çenedir yahu at surat resmen

>>76956687
>when the country I live in funds the terrorists that kill my countrymen
It is their country.

>>76957203
>a slut is considered a woman in izm*r
it all makes sense now

>>76957256
sikip kaçar'd
yani veriyor olsaydı

>>76957155
Really, if I go by your posts, your parents must be the dumbest motherfuckers by leaving turkey. Place sounds amazing and something to be proud off.

>>76957265
sluts are by definition women sven, men cant be sluts.

>>76957326
unironicly we did send the worst ones

>>76957338
sluts are not dignified enough to be called women

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>>76945257
suddenly got a lot less racist lads

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>>76957363
Gotta dump your garbage somewhere. That is basically the usa in its early days and today.

>>76957161
The people don't even know whats going on, if anything they support the retarded k*rds because MUH OPRESSION WEST PLS HELP US :((((

And ALL Kemalists are the same when you start to criticize their "god", fucking hell a few centuries ago talking shit about Kemal would get you arrested, how is this any better than what Erdogan is doing right now?

And no, Atatürk is an extremely overrated military leader, Mustafa Fevzi Çakmak was way more competent than he was. We didn't need good military leaders, we needed good, brave people who were willing to die for their country and their children, which we luckily had at that time.

>>76957394
faggot

>>76957380
from oxford dictionary:
slut
NOUN

derogatory
1A woman who has many casual sexual partners.

wew, sluts are women, who would have thought!

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>>76944826
I've only met two turkish girls and they were both basically slightly less slutty white girls. Pretty qt but nothing that special imo

>>76957433
of course someone like you wouldn't know what a real woman is.

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>>76957406
>we needed good, brave people who were willing to die for their country and their children
You are the best person to be preaching that while living in germany?

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>>76956599
>Yeah no, I feel pride for my people who stood bravely and gave their blood for us

>>76948933
get away from our qts Turkic scum

>>76957326
Show me where I said that Turkey was an utopia and germany is a shithole you dumb american monkey. Oh right, I fucking didn't, you're projecting. I said I don't like how Germany doesn't do anything against an organization that openly kills people, "DUH ITS THEIR COUNTRY" yes and their country offically views the PKK as a terrorists organization, so why aren't they doing anything?

>>76957455
mmmm looks nice, send her my way.

>>76957462
yeah its not a surprise you know more about womanhood than me.

>>76957066
>>76957091
>>76957104
>>76957138
I see, like the word afrancesado or botifler in Spanish/catalan, without the traitor part.
.>>76957185
Oh, literal cucks and not pol meme cucks? Interesting.
Well, yeah I find that weird as fuck, that shit wouldn't happen in a iberian country at all, [spoiler]we love to fight and defend our turf, we are a very cainite and anythign to fuck with the neighborhood or make fun of them is greatly apreciated, specially if it marks the diferences (even neighborhoods), lots of places here still have pre-christian traditions from god knows from, and every little detail will get a dance or other folkloric shit. I'm sure Turkish has those too, but we really diferentiate whats, for example a Levantine/catalan thing from Castilians things, from Basque things, from galaico/Astur stuff.[/spoiler]
If anyone wants to sperg about food, I love those kind of shit desu, regional cuisine is rad.

>>76957235
Never heard anglo as an insult t.bh

>>76957481
Once again projecting, I literally never said that Fatih conquered Istanbul, if anything I despise Ottoshits for betraying us just so they could keep their crown, but keep on making the almanci the boogeyman Izm*rli

>>76957564
kinda something like that but not exactly as well. izmir has nothing to do with turkish enlightment, it all started in istanbul back in late 1800s and early 1900s

>>76951527
Kızlarımızın göbek değil börek açası lazım hajum

>>76957589
wtf where do you live? anglo is used as an insult by many europeans when talking about... anglos.

>>76952624
>Slovakia
literally who

>>76957196
that's because of butthurt balkanrapebabies and annoying nomadic Turks that refused to settle down
Jalali rebels (basically Turks and nomadic Turkmens) once turned Anatolia into a battle zone, a Turkish farmer would sell his farm to buy a rifle to protect himself from Jalali rebels.

>>76957589
i meant people living under empire. especially for muslims. Calling one "kurd" or "turk" usually was an insult
>>76957629
ya ikisini de açıyorsa?
>>76957564
it is just hardships+ new republics brainwashing brought people closer

>>76957599
>I literally never said that Fatih conquered Istanbul
That means you're a stupid cunt without proper education
>projection
Do you even know what it means?

>>76957647
The US.

>>76957704
>ya ikisini de açıyorsa?
dadından yinmez

>>76957647
>wtf where do you live?
I live in Tionesta, Pensilvania and I assure you, I'm incredibly shocked. Of all my travels and different characters I've met throughout my life, I'm shocked to hear such news from you through the internet.

>>76956780
Come home Turk man

>>76957790
>Pensilvania
whats up gülen? we gon get you.

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>>76957766
gece gece ikisini de canım çekti bak

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>>76957708
Wow, so this what Fatih looks like?

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>>76957811
hayatında sadece börek yedin nasıl diğerini canın çekebilir ki? :^)

>>76957808
God dam even picking a random location through google maps, you roaches somehow are connected to it.

>>76957564
i would say the best comparison would be our izmir is america's california but less racial diversity

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>>76957839
Efso

>>76957857
gülen literally resides in Pensilvania, Maryland though.

>>76957822
That's a picture of the greatest Ottoman Emperor ever lived, show some respect son.

>>76957433
How do you say faggot in Turkic ?

>>76957875
rus jeti güzel, katılıyorum

>>76957839
kaba

>>76957882
I don't know this shit, I barely know anything about turks and turkey except your national bird isn't the turkey.

>>76957871
He's right you know

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>>76957839
hocam hiç ölmedim de ama ölmek istiyorum öyle düşünebilirsiniz. insan sahip olmadığını özlüyor işte
>>76957898
kaltak is the best word for it imo

>>76957898
ibne

>>76957898
Ibne

>>76957898
Götveren

>>76957898
ibne
like the ibn-i the ar*ps use

>>76957898
Kurd

>>76957924
özür

>>76957943
kaltak = bitch, lul

>>76957898
şorolo

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>>76958004
nedense kafam direk oraya gitti :DDDD
>kaltak = bitch, lul

>>76957791
my origins are from Kars and Edirne (Pontic)

>>76958309
at least you are not from trabzon or rize.

>>76958523
is it that bad? Also, how are the modern people of Kars? I want to go there in a few years, just to look what it is like.

>>76958629
i love people from edirne tbqh
generally nice and relaxed people

>>76958629
trabzon and rize are rum dönmesi

>>76958699
I have been to Edirne twice, loved it there!

>>76958629
Kars is the most boring city on the face of the planet and the population is conservative. Not extremely though.

source: gf's sister's university was in Kars

>>76958878
actually my grandpa lived in Sirbasan, an even smaller village, until they went to Greece. And my other grandparents are from Ortakci (if I'm spelling it correctly). But as a guy that did his military service in Lemnos, I feel really close to the Turks, especially here in NL.

>>76959408
stop trying to summon ikibey

>>76959432
Ikibey? shit, idk what that is.

>>76949813
the same can be said about intelligent alamanci girls. in fact most of you are either dumbass suleymanci tier erdogan putperests or beurette tier attention whores who have no personality

i feel like the guys have a much higher % of educated and cultured individuals than the females, from my experience (inb4 you are an autist of course you dont meet girls etc)

it goes both ways

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5MmyWUU4Dm8 how many turkish women look like the girls in this video?

>>76960543
many
girls always seem to be paler than guys

>>76960608
women have less melanine and their skin is thinner, they are always whiter, even with white people

>>76960608
Even the guys in that video look white as hell. I'd even say they look whiter than many south euros.

>>76960644
many of them are probably from the north
where both whiteness and fondness of erdoğan increases

>>76960543
>Hopa Hemşin
Those guys are from Artvin hence not even Turks. I'm from Giresun and black sea is whiter in terms of skin color and other stuff. Trabzon-Rize-Artvin are also whiter than other parts of Turkey due to being dönmes.