>Ah, you bought me a nice big beer! You know how dearly I

scooby snack nigga

*spills a drop*
*floods the entirety of the Netherlands*

>>76887351
>*spills a drop*
>*floods the entirety of the Netherlands*
Maybe we should cycle our excess water through the Flint water supply.

>tfw no true, blue, chinese sheila gf

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>>76887516
Is...is this supposed to be banter?

*scoops some head off the top*
*meets entire yearly Dutch demand for beer*

>>76887516
>Flint

Holy shit did I just witness a man residing in the Land of Neder use an American-specific ancient hyper-liberal-facebook-tier meme?

>>76887282
ur buttcrack :3

>>76887730
they say they don't care but posts like that show me that they do care

>>76887282
is the joke that she is an alium?

my fucking slimy shit SLANT-EYE
*jumps up on table effortlessly*
*drops pants and kicks them out window*
*spreads ass cheeks*
*slimy shit comes sliding out like soft serve into the beer*
TAKE THAT LMAO
CLEAN IT UP
CLEAN UP MY STINKY SHIT!
WEW! STINKY!! SHITTTTTTT
LMAO BLOW IT OUT ME ARSE
*foghorn blares*
BEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWW