american truths edition
How come no one posts Tswizzle anymore? Isn't she ourgirl?
trance is the Nickleback of EDM
When will the original /cum/ posters come back
Anybody want to go to a haunted house with me???
>>76858479
can you list them? newbie here desu
First for The South
>>76858481
yeah sure live stream it and I'll open it on one of my tabs
>>76858503
hmm what nation is he a part of? wish there was a flag near him to indicate...
please kill me
I think it would be nice to go to a haunted house with a cute girl
have her squeeze my muscly arm the entire time because she's spooked
need a mutt gf
who here /onlychild/?
>>76858490
>Jalisco
>Montana
>cana-chan
>the manitoba trifectas (at least we have 2/3)
I'm blanking on others, but I would recognize their posting styles
>>76858526
why do you want to die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xgj2VXltbuI
is 23:20 how you want to go
>>76858553
on the flip side, a female friend of mine worked at a haunted house and was constantly punched/kicked by bitch ass guys walking thru
>>76858559
not you too
>>76858553
last time i went to a haunted house with a girl i almost killed one of the actors because i was barely holding my shit together.
to be fair he ran at me from nowhere screaming incoherently
military training kicked in afterwards
very sorry
>>76858526
drink yourself to death like the rest of us
>>76858584
what?
>>76858586
FUCK >>76858584
STOP PUNCHING MY FRIEND TARD
IF IT SCARES YOU DON'T GO!!!!
ty for ur service btw
>>76858444
here's the hardest truth to swallow, we will remain the world superpower for no more than 2 decades tops.
>>76858578
the other montanan is kill
there can only be one
>>76858615
Don't thank me.
I never said I was in the military, doofus.
>>76858584
My brother use to work at one so I would go to them all the time as a child, also I was the youngest out of all my cousins and my brother so I grew up with them trying to spook me all the time so haunted houses don't scare me at all.
>>76858586
Last time I went with a girl she brought he cousin too and her cousin kept rubbing her bum on my crotch any time somebody jumped out.
What is the best Canadian province and why is it Nunavut?
>new coworker
>hes still in highschool
>pure as snow country kid who loves jesus
>2 weeks into work i have him smoking pot
>4 weeks he buys shrooms off me for the first time
>present day he regularly purchases drugs from me
am i a bad person
>>76858622
2 centuries at least*
>>76858622
honestly speaking I don't think I'll care all that much
when we fall to second, it's not like all our lives or communities will radically change
>>76858636
thank you for your service in the airsoft wars
>>76858647
>nunavut
>province
Even I know better than that leaf
>>76858653
no, he was ripe for corruption
>>76858653
naw
>>76858663
but the bragging rights and banter
>>76858653
>selling drugs to high school kids
bad move, if he freaks out on shrooms and goes to the hospital the first thing he's gonna do is snitch on you
>>76858653
He may have been pure, but he was not vigilant, thus his mindset meant little. Vigilance now. Vigilance forever.
>>76858662
>bush
>obama
>trump
Not if we keep electing god awful leaders
>>76858721
oh shit i forgot he was in high school
that's bad
very very bad of you original poster
bad! do not do that! get him to rehab
His mind should have been more vigilant however. His youthful arrogance (and your insidious corruption) are his downfall
want a gf
>>76858750
same
>>76858737
one of those is not like the others
>>76858631
What did you do to him...?
Are Asians truly the master race /cum/?
I too want a gf
>>76858780
pls stop shilling
>>76858768
Yeah Trump isn't a career politician
Obama's black
Bush is a monarch
>>76858780
>not as smart as whites
>not as strong as whites
>not as beautiful as whites
master race how?
>>76858578
all terrible posters
>>76858788
Shilling what?
>>76858783
>>76858750
H-hi
>>76858804
Anon this is all wrong and you know it
i can't wait to move out
>>76858804
cease being ray ray and falling to dumb b8ers
>>76858817
shilling azns. stop shilling us
>>76858780
yes
>>76858823
I thought Huntsville was the epicenter of all human intelligence and innovation ever in the history of our species. What do you mean you want to leave. where are you going
Should women and men have their own versions of the internet?
I feel like there should be a separation to some extent desu.
>>76858780
Shouldn't you be "muh dick"ing right now?
>>76858827
>Implying there are Asians on /cum/
There's only w*ites, CHI'S and Niggers here
>>76858817
How is it wrong?
>not as smart as whites
Look at the names Nobel prize winners
>not as strong as whites
Look at winners of olympic weightlifting
>not as beautiful as whites
Okay this is subjective but I'd wager most people idealize a white gf/bf
>>76858853
Women's suffrage was a mistake desu, that's one things Muslims have the right idea about
>>76858849
i'm moving out to go to graduate school.
i'm coming back later for work for the reasons you mentioned.
i can't wait to move because i live with my brother and he's a loser manchild
>>76858865
Looks like I'm a groundbreaking demographic shift then.
I appreciate the fanboying but it just stirs up too much hostile sentiment best left under the silt and sand
>>76858853
why am i mad?
Asians are the cutest race
>>76858853
Mansplaining is the stupidest meme
>a male told me something
>did you know that's sexism dude lmao
>I'd wager most people idealize a white gf/bf
>>76858853
women shouldnt be allowed to use the internet at all
:smirk:
>>76858853
Yes, but can I be the token male in the female Internet?
1 Englishman is worth 200 'american's
Don't bother arguing lads
I've already left this excuse of a 'general'
>>76858653
>tfw corruption fetish
I'm so jelly
>>76858470
*genre* is the *band* of *genre*
No
>>76858896
Now THIS is fact.
>>76858879
Where is grad school? How does your brother suck?
I wish you all the best in physics. Try to solve fusion or what have you
>>76858905
just post on /cgl/
it's not as great as you think
>>76858905
>cyber-rapist in the women's safe space
literally can't even
>>76858920
A-are you THAT Canadian
damn...
>>76858896
I wonder who is behind this post
>>76858920
maybe if you get a job, and start selling drugs, you can make it happen
you'd probably stop being such a dumpster fire if you left your house tho
>>76858933
FSU.
he's screaming at his video games right now. he's older than me.
ty, bb. i'll do my best
>>76858966
Pure autism
this is unironically real
>>76858943
i'm not straight
>>76858937
are you a tranny?
If you didn't stand for the pledge then you're probably gay now
>>76858853
>white people
>>76858953
What Canadian? What don't I know about?
>>76858980
This is the current state of women in the west
>>76858970
>screaming at his video games
Sad day. At least you can appreciate that video games have whittled the number of suitable male bachelors. Better chances for us in an age bracket where men normally outnumber women
srsly if you solve fusion I will reward you
>>76858996
T-the cute girl(male) Canadian
>>76858988
You're still a fucking male shitlord
>>76859003
>>76858980
>she looks nothing like her avatar
Snapchat avatars are ass and gay
>>76859003
If you're not offended you do NOT care about black people
Can cum stop constantly shitting on white women? Are we seriously going to be like leftards now?
>>76859003
She doesn't look white in her real avatar....
>>76859046
cum shits on every race buds
Except for Asians
>>76859046
/cum/ will stop shitting on wh*te """""""women""""""" when every wh*te is hung by their entrails
ive never met this social justice warrior type woman the internet seems to think every girl is like.
>>76859060
I'd like to introduce myself
>>76859046
women are inferior and make everything shittier everywhere they go, and refuse to take responsibility for anything ever
if they develop the technology to transfer male brains into female bodies they'd be totally fucked
>>76859046
>>76858991
>white
ummm what they're both hispanic
HATE yanks
LOVE pints
simple as
>>76859060
but that's retarded. The mena-posters don't shit on sand people in /mena/. Then why are we constantly shitting on white people here? It's cringy.
>>76859074
I have, though I do live in Toronto.
>>76859046
this is the asian century my friend *rips a fat vape*
>>76859060
>>76858578
I miss comfy AoEII
>>76859025
how will you reward me?
>>76859086
>wanting to date someone insane enough to become a woman
real women are better. they're passive and agreeable.
sex bots wouldn't be too shameful
>>76859115
Because this is a shitposting general
Are you new bud
*takes a fat rip off my dry herb atomizer pen*
>>76859127
That's not sewage retard, it's a grease trap
>>76859115
Nobody does it seriously. Fuckin lool don't be like American posters on pol. To them everything is FUCK SRS ONE HUNDRED PERCENT OF THE TIME
>>76859121
*smashes your vaper into million pieces*
you know that comic with asian gf vs white gf? her feet remind me of asian gf.
>>76859115
it's better to be self-critical than delusional faggots who think they're god's gift to the world like mena's do
>>76859132
>i will never get my Aoe2 revenge on jalisco
>>76859160
**takes a fat vape of vaped vaper pieces**
>>76859160
there's more where that came from
Sup faggots
>>76859152
>Gutter oil (Chinese: 地沟油; pinyin: dìgōu yóu, or 餿水油; sōushuǐ yóu) is a term used in mainland China, Hong Kong, Macao, and Taiwan to describe illicit cooking oil which has been recycled from waste oil collected from sources such as restaurant fryers, grease traps, slaughterhouse waste and sewage from sewer drains.
CHING CHONG INTERNET DEFENCE FORCE
at least i don't have a small penis
>chinese are dumb enough to mix grease with their sewage
wew
>>76859231
So you're Asian
tfw no gf
why don't anime girls have noses?
>>76859209
man this is weird. China has cities like Shanghai that makes ours look like third world countries. But then this. What a country of extermes.
>>76859253
What does your mama think about this wanting to be an asian thing?
>>76859276
next year for sure
>>76859289
it's amazing how wealth can mask the savagery of people
>>76859289
Just like the US desu. Sterilized suburbs with 1950s levels of whiteness, and then run down, left behind post industrial ghettos
>>76859296
She doesn't know
>>76859289
[chings loudly]
Anime is shit
Except for rick and morty and southpark
Every white man must breed with an Asian woman to produce a race of hapas
>>76859329
I hope you don't end up like this Urkel
>>76859333
Indians do the same thing they shit on the street
Give me your wallet vanilla face
>>76859354
Why not asian men breed with white women? Those hapas tend to be less psycho
>>76859367
try this on for size!!
*unzips dick*
>>76859358
>gee bill, how come your continent has 2 Billion savages?
>>76859354
>meanwhile there's many more slants than whites
>white race just gets absorbed
Reminder that the Chinese solution for invaders is to throw enough chink pussy at them until they become Sinicized
>>76859354
going to agressively jerk to this in a bit
>>76859289
Happens when you go from the farmers to high-tech shit in a small amount of time.
t. CIDF
Every kiss means less and less
I'm falling out of love with you
>>76859354
>>76859373
Our resident hapa will NOT like these posts
>>76859355
Don't think this will be possible for me
Where is a fun place in the US that isn't too expensive, mainly worried about the cost of food, and bars and whatnot.
gwailo
they see me rolling
they hating
>>76859397
I dont hate indians its just some of their behavior is not civilized
>>76859303
what makes you think that
>tfw phimosis
>cant peel foreskin back when erect
wish i was cut masterrace
>>76859439
Hi Alex
>>76859412
Never heard of MJ?
>>76859439
Every hour kills a flower
I'm falling out of love with you
>>76859451
Yoyoyoyo
girls keep knives underneath their skirts to remove foreskins because their disgusting:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZoBXTcatYhM
>>76859459
You don't mind me calling you Alex, right
Because Alex is a lot faster to say
>>76859450
You probably don't want to be cut at all, you have way more feeling when it's not.
Go to a doc and just tell them your issue, they'll give you a steroidal cream to apply.
t. had phimosis and everything's gud now
>>76859467
This annoys me to no end
Thank goodness I've given up on American women
>>76859481
People call me sashko on /balk/ im their king there
Only homosexuals don't want hapa children.
>>76859488
i'll try that thanks senpai. how bad was yours? for me peeling back erect was almost like suffocating the head
>So I had this friend of mine, and one night I was drunk and we hooked up. And it was very this drunk thing and we're... we didn't have sex, like we were humping, we were making out, and I was like... you do one of these things when you're drunk and everything's blurry and all of a sudden you're like... "what's... what's wrong with your penis?" He like "oh, my mom doesn't believe in circumcision." I was like.... OHHHHH. That was SO gross. And I stopped then and never hooked up with him ever again.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEO7zDdmm-w
So... this is the power of circumcision...
>>76859518
ur white, dilbert
>wanting childeren
lol stay pleb
>>76859445
just hopeing
>>76859569
Calgary kun here
Five minutes till the aa meeting starts
It's a big program
>>76859524
It used to hurt super bad when I would barely be able to pull it back while i was fully hard as a teenager.
Just make sure to apply the cream every day for a month or two and you'll notice it get a lot more comfy.
>>76859452
B-but he's white not Asian
>>76859121
wtf does asian century even mean?
>>76859591
you out of rehab then?
>>76859591
do i know u lol
>>76859593
What does this supose to mean
You have a limited time to live or someshit
>>76859615
Nah lad we go to outside meetings erry night
>>76859589
can I have your computer when you go?
>>76859591
What
>>76859605
>black straight hair
>light skin
Just get the doctor to tweak the nose and eyelids and you're """asian"""
>>76859591
are you injun?
>>76859640
deng. hopefully I can avoid that all. My first day not drinking in about a week cant imagine i sleep tonight
good luck
>>76859654
that is a very large forehead
>>76859654
But I won't be a real Asian
>alcoholic from alberta
nothing new here
>>76859697
Just like a real gook
>>76859701
You never will Urkel
>>76859591
post food or the coffee they have at least
need alcohol
>>76859591
4 u
>>76859591
who /serene/ here
who /addictedtopainkillers/ here
>>76859744
I'll just kill myself and try again!
I don't feel like working
>>76859595
>sometimes I pull so hard I rip the skin
:^)
>>76859826
We need you in /cum/ for diversity purposes.
>>76859818
I shot dope for like 7 years, don't recommend it. Opiates are the fucking devil.
>>76859818
i've popped a few Tylenol pm before
just wanna stay here for a bit longer
>>76859818
i wish
>>76859857
I'm not that deep in Im just hooked to popping percs
never drinking again
>>76859879
nice pic, i wonder what poster posted that here ;)
sp00ky storm incoming
>>76859907
How do we appease /dixie/ to rejoin cum?
>>76859928
>>76859938
Resurrect the ghost of Lincoln and Sherman to force them back.
The only good part of north america are the Great Lakes region (excludes Chicago, Buffalo, Detroit which are all shitholes)
>>76859986
what's aa like?
>>76858553
nah it was the other way around for me
>>76859986
best map in AoE 3
I'm only happy when I'm dancing
for you
>>76858444
>>76859986
>good part
>has shitholes
the maritimes will rise again
>>76859986
A fool's opinion
>>76860032
>the maritimes will rise again
Only to collect their EI cheques
Hello bros :3
I took a shower but I didn't use any hair products
>>76860006
You drink coffee in church basements and read out of the Big Book and discuss it, or have speakers that talk about different things. Also it's a place that people like to pick up emotionally damaged women.
>>76860032
>maritimes
full of jobless welfare leeches, and rednecks
>>76859986
Why are there no big cities on Lake Superior or Lake Huron?
>>76860006
just stop drinking cold turkey
>>76860081
Sault Ste. Marie
Thunder Bay
reckon green bay is a shithole too
>>76860061
>pick up emotionally damaged women
that's
oh that's why you're there
>>76860081
Because it's colder on the northern parts of those lakes with lots of shitty winter weather
>>76860102
>pick up women
y-yeah, I do that all the time
Why are Canadian women so mean?
I was talking to one online and she called Me a pussy
>>76860094
no shit sherlock
>>76860097
>big
>>76860117
only the strong can survive the winter prairies
>>76860099
You mean Milwaukee
>>76860122
why are you canadians so mean
>>76860117
Years of harsh living requires a strong Mountie or Lumberjack to tame them.
>>76860117
playful banter
call her a cunt
>Me
Jetlag is really fucking me up, arriverderci losers : *
>>76860138
I'm just a city boy
It made me uncomfortable
Why is that Mountie saving that Mexican woman?
>every 3d girl posted itt is an asian qt
Looks like cum has finally cum to its senses
>>76860128
>tfw very low population density
Must suck to have more than 10 people per sq. km.
>>76860157
That was Bajachan, F
Are jews white
>>76860180
yes
yeah right bitch
bet this one has the cutest feet too
>no sir im not a radical centrist european nationalist
>all that plastic surgery
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR, WHY COULDN'T I HAVE BEEN BORN RICH SO I COULD BE ATTRACTIVE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>76860180
Inshallah
think I figured out why lefties love infrastructure so much
>>76860186
well if you'd build another road more people could live inna woods
I know that everyone calls every other city that they don't live in a shithole, but are there any good big/major cities in the US that are actually nice and worth visiting? My best guesses from seeing other american posts and looking up online are Seattle, Boston, Tampa, Pittsburgh, and Dallas. I really don't see those cities getting shit on tbqh
>>76860223
Centar is the best fuck the rest
>>76860186
>Must suck to have more than 10 people per sq. km.
Not really, no
>tfw Mexico has over three times the population of Canada
Why didn't canada want to join the revolution with us? In hindsight what a terrible mistake for Canada.
>>76860261
>Mexico is so overfilled they are literally spilling into the USA
Triste!
>>76858479
im here
>>76860257
I heard boston has bad traffic
>not seeing seattle get shit on
bait
>>76860264
Up until the 1960's we made the right choice tbqh
>>76860275
Soon the spill will reach you :)
>>76860294
and ironically a french faggots dad (who's son is now the PM) fucked it up
>>76860296
>spics
>able to into cold
JAJAJAJAJA
If Canada was forcibly united with the US tomorrow, foe what party would the former Canadian provinces vote?
>>76860312
Never elect radical centrists they'll fuck things up
>>76860319
t. maine
>>76860332
>Another California
RIP republicans
>>76860319
Why wouldn't we?
>>76860332
The Reddit party
>>76860335
Can't even look at that faggots face, jesus christ what the fuck did we ever do to deserve that
>California
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4667816/Teen-sentenced-prison-pimping-underage-girls.html
>>76860319
You underestimate the resilience of hispanic people
We will dominate the Americas
>>76860352
Cold weather would civilize you and you'd become "White" hispanics.
Do you remember the Maine, buds?
California >>> rest of the union
>>76860371
okay...
>>76860372
BOILER FUEL CAN'T MELT STEEL BULKHEADS
drop some sick gabber tracks boi
An Ontario man was just rined $12,000 by Canada’s Human Rights Commission for failing to take off his shoes in a room being used by Muslims for prayer.
Let’s just call this what it is: a sharia fine.
The man, John Alabi, 52, was issued a sharia ticket by his province’s Human Rights Tribunal.
Unbelievable. Why should Alabi, a Christian who came from Canada from Nigeria about 22 years ago, be forced by local governing authorities to kowtow to the religious demands of another faith — or Islam?
http://pamelageller.com/2017/07/ontarios-human-rights-commission-fines-man-12000-wearing-shoes-muslim-prayer-room.html/
i wanna be someone that wakes up early
>>76860392
>Argentina and Chile are the coldest latino cunts
>most civilized
>Brazil's most civilized part is cooler than the equatorial monkey regions
Really makes you think
>>76860376
chicano
>>76860402
feel bad that mudslimes are getting religious authority in canada
not feeling bad a nigerian pays the price
>>76860417
okay...
>>76860417
>white regions have the highest IQ
feels good man
>>76860440
are you blind?
>>76860440
lol you have nothing to do with that
don't know what you feel good about
>>76860451
nog
>>76860437
Note how you're smarter than the even hotter Central Americans?
In my defense it's retarded to have purple as the highest. What a retarded color scheme.
Fact: Chicanos are the most powerful race
gn /cum/
>>76860476
go back to honduras
>>76860402
Reminder that muslims do this in every country they are in and it isn't random.
we wont need mexicans or their chicano anchor babies once automation grows further
2-4 years tops.
>there are actually people here who think the mainland chinese masses have an IQ over 90
lmaoing at your life.
even my chinese professors say those scores are faked.
>>76860487
Fact: gooks stink
>>76860497
t. buttmad wh*teshit
>>76860497
Chinese tests you say?
all blueflag posters are subpar posters
>>76860497
You should be very careful when someone intelligent is telling you that he is not very intelligent.
It is not the same as when somebody who is unintelligent is desperately trying to prove to you that he is intelligent.
>You should be very careful when someone intelligent is telling you that he is not very intelligent.
>It is not the same as when somebody who is unintelligent is desperately trying to prove to you that he is intelligent.
Planning my US road trip, buds
Everyone start thinking of good ideas for new editions.
>>76859846
LEWD!!!
How furiously do you fap???!
>>76860552
Stinky chinky
im the cancer kiling /cum/
>>76860565
USA forever #1 edition
>>76860569
im white unfortuantely
i have the highest iq here
my grandfather was japanese
>>76859846
Well my daddy taught me a few things too, like uh, how to not to rip the skin by, uh, using someone else’s mouth, instead of your own hands
>>76860568
it's a meme you dip
>>76860576
Shut up gook
beavers
>http://nationalpost.com/g00/news/canada/quebec-safari-park-defends-religious-freedom-following-hateful-response-to-muslim-visit/
>Quebec isn't musl-
new, don't even care that im early haha watcha gonna do fags
>>76860620
>>76860620
>>76860620
>>76860616
those are some nice beavers
307
>>76860543
let me clarify for you, i've had 2 different chinese professors tell me that cheating is rampant and encouraged in china.
it's part of their communist propaganda indoctrination, that everyone should work together - including teachers should help students on international examinations.
>>76860402
>Pamelageller.com
You should back it up with Breitbart and Infowars sources too.
>>76861817
http://nationalpost.com/g00/news/landlord-violated-tenants-religious-rights-faces-12000-fine-rules-ontario-human-rights-tribunal/