>there are actually countries that think they could invad

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it wasn't very difficult apparently

I can invade you
:3

Indeed it will be hard to advance with those abysmal roads of yours

>>76846159

Have respect for the Norwegian power:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85HwmW-qe4

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>>76846265
Pay your 2%!

wold be as easy as stomping fuccboi with a fancy toy

>>76846204
yes it was. tens of thosands of nazis died, only a handfull of norwegians did

>>76846233
Because of our terrain... but mostly our roads are pretty good (no potholes).

>>76846235
>and have higher iq
Yes, thanks :)

>>76846417
We protect the north, you should pay us.

>>76846204
We let them in because we liked them.
Well apart from this of course:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZ79i11JSnU

>>76846159
>video of some random submarine
>"cool" music added for some reason

autism. why does so many norwegaisn on this board have autism?

>>76846742
>Well apart from this of course:

don't forget about all the nazis who was executed in Oslo, Bergen and Trondheim in 1945

>>76846779
There is no autism here.
Only realism.

Fact is that any invasion of Norway would result in the immediate death of anyone attempting such a foolish endeavor.

>>76846896
Let's talk in 30 years Hans, and we'll see who's the shithole.

We're already there mate. Just waiting for the signal.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zedoLmPVd3c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1aBVktWpI1g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMfWis_0dy0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Mravd7yDSw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3pbehHpSfw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EAnW-t-Zww
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gpX3Z1dS55k

>>76847010
me too

>>76846564
Pretty sure the Germans lost fewer men

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>he thinks he can stand a chance against our soldiers

>>76847034
Actually they did not.

>Death by Snoo Snoo

>>76847034
14000 nazis died in one blow when a transport ship was sunk in the west coast of Norway. Biggest death toll on a ship ever in history

>>76847107
Please imagine that 4chan didn't filter out the strokes

>>76847043
We are one of few REAL countries that has existed for 1100 years - with a real culture and real history. Everyone here knows what it means to be Norwegian. Everyone respects the Norwegian flag. When we hear the national anthem we cry.

>>76847110
>you are a subhuman
You know you are Fritz Uberfritz

>>76847130
The Netherlands send double as many troops to Indonesia as the Nazi's send to Norway.
The Netherlands fought 7,5 times as many Nazi's as Norway did.

My point is that your battle against the Nazi's was more of a joke battle.

>>76847130
Imagine if the war allowed us to shoot more projectiles. We would've killed the entire planet. I think it was a good thing that the Norwegian beast was not released upon this world.

>>76847211
They had 400,000 troops here.

Thanks for blowing up that heavy water plant I guess
It could have been dangerous if Heisenberg had known what the fuck he was doing

>>76847270
I was looking at the numbers here:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_Campaign
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Operation_Weser%C3%BCbung

Compared to
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_the_Netherlands
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indonesian_National_Revolution

There was quite a low number of troops in combat in Norway.

>>76847270
I doubt your submerged flatland half-germans sent that many troops to Indonesia

>>76847130
I'm guessing you mean 1400? Either way fewer Germans died (at least according to Wikipedia)

norway is sweden

>>76847324
400,000 was the number of troops stationed during the war (not the initial assault)

>>76847211
the entire norwegian shipping fleet which was the third largest in the world back then, sailed under american and british flag. So fuq you wood shoe

>>76847349
1700 norwegians vs 5200 germans.
>australian reading abilities

>>76847270
Historically, during WW2 and with Indonesia we managed to deploy 240.000 to 280.000 troops at the same time.

We are allies we would not invade

>>76847420
The allies would have LOST the war without Norway. If Germany had waited 1 week until the British had invaded us... things would have been different.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFNmWmr-Yc

>>76846159
Once you've built that North Sea power link, then it's only a matter of time until we take over.

>>76847422
>leaving out everyone else
How convenient :^)

>>76847290
Go back go Greece then.

>>76847511
Not our fault that other people are pussies.

>>76847444
By comparison, the USA send 192,000 troops during the Iraq invasion.

And had 543,000 people in Vietnam.

>>76847444
It's pretty impressive actually (yes, really)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54uCKEFwExg

>>76847511
>>76847564
Jokes aside, the assault on Norway came as a lighting from a clear sky to Norwegian politicians. We believed that our neutrality would surely leave us out of the war. The politicians were retarded and didn't even care to station the defence for the notifications of approaching german ships. They argued that "yeah this ship is closing into our waters, but surely they are not coming to invade us we are neutral", truly retarded. So we didn't actually defend our country. The guy who sunk that big german ship was actually arrested too because he had not been given any orders to do what he did, or something like that. The truth is that any country could've invaded us when we were that stupid.

10.000 brits died during this Narvik battle. can't remember how many nazis died, probably 15.000 or so
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bofwY6ZA6iI

>>76846159
Do you have this picture in a higher res?

>>76848023
https://www.norwegian.com/uk/invisible-pages/norwegiancom/

>>76848023
https://www.timesoftunbridgewells.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/Flam-Railway.jpg

>>76848113
Thanks for the effort, but it looks upscaled and has lots of jpeg artifacts. Google also doesn't return better results. :(

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>there are actually countries that think they could invade us

yes, us

>>76847342
Practically all youths were mobilized on a total population of 9,262,000. Say half of them are men and due to it being 70 years ago 50% would be in conscription age. Let's assume that half are sick/unfit which wouldn't be unlikely after the Hongerwinter. That would still leave over a million men for conscription teebeehee famalee

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>>76846159
>Norway
>worth invading

>>76848185
Those two guys are pretty fucking Canadian

>>76848185
>Bolt action rifles
>Bright red hoodies
Was this really the best picture of you elite special forces that you could muster?

>>76848267
especially the left guy

>>76848261
Literally the same pic I sent him. The upscaled one.

>>76848171
Why do you want it anyway? It's not a particularly nice picture, is it?

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>>76848356
It's the same?

>>76848400
No, now it's not. Good work.

>>76848324
yeah he's a native canadian...

You have foreign troops on your soil.

>>76848687
We don't.

None at all.

>>76848916
We have a couple of mountain storage halls for US tanks, but no US military bases like Germany etc.

>>76846159
Looks nice.

>>76846417
FUQ 2%
I DEMAND NORGES QT3.14 GRILL
PAY ME MY NATOTITHE

>>76846159
How do I get a nice Norwegian countryside with a train gf?

>Snowenigger army
HAHAHAHAHAHA go eat your vegan shit ugly cucks

>>76846159
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djyBueZPwgM

*burns your oil and bribes you with more from a different source*

>>76852186
It's just incredible how "normal" they are speaking without any real propaganda as we have been thought.

US and British clips from ww2, however, are riddled with propaganda.

>>76846779
It's 100% a recruitment video from Forsvaret. Bet they're trying to impress teenage boys, they even come to our school and presented in front of 15 year olds ffs.

>>76853724
Why not? That's the best age to start teaching them about defending our country.

Also, first video is not a recruitment video btw...

I invade you every year

>>76853900
I just find it stupid. Norway isn't gonna defend anything if shit really hits the fan, we're a country of 5 million. If anyone actually want to invade us, and the only relevant atm would be russia which I don't think have any intention of that anyway, then we would literally last a couple of days. We need strong allies, so this raising of the military from ca. 20 000 to 21 000 isnt really gonna do shit. I don't like the military going around like this promoting because they use funds acquired through taxes, and I just see it as a waste. Border watch and heimevern should exist ofc, but this building the army bigger is just old guys in the military pretending they're important and need more funds.

Honesty question why would I waste my time and breathing hours invading your forgotten shithole? Not even Denmark would want you at this point.

>>76854330
It's not a waste. We should spend WAY more.
It's about deterrence.

If they know we can cause huge casualties they may decide against attacking us.

100,000 dead might even cause opposition to the war in the hostile country.

Imagine how they could fuck with us if we didn't have a defense at all?

>>76853979
How do you evade our defenses?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO3lYktc36I

>>76854366

It's common that third world countries call first world countries 'shitholes'. Happens all the time.

>>76854583
>How do you evade our defenses?
by driving through sweden :^)

>>76854686
kek

>>76854330
Also, how can we maintain strong allies if we are not willing to spend money on our own military?
It's not Disney World

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It would be pretty simple, actually.

>>76854863
No, it wouldn't

>>76858915
yes, it would. don't make this hard, Lars