I met an amerifat tourist last week and after some friendly banter

>>76834284
Well why were you wrong?

what's an e-moo, a digital cow?

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>>76834492
cute sense of humour ya got there

pic related is what the american was referring to, as you can imagine at first i had no idea what the fuck he was trying to say until he said "you know, that big ostrich you guys have"

>>76834783
>"you know, that big ostrich you guys have"
But its a small ostrich?

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>>76834783
Ah an émeu.

>>76834284
>I just unleashed on him all my pent up hatred for how americans say oregano and aluminium
got him

maa-ri-ohhh

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Aussies can't handle the banter
E MOOS

>>76834284
This happened

>>76834284
How would you say it?

It's pronounced, ay-moo

>>76835717
E-mew

E (as in email) - m - yew

e moo

>>76837793
e jew ?

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>People are so obsesed with us, they literally make up fantasies of meeting an American in real life

Imagine my embarrassment when I went to Yosemite National Park and they told me it didn't rhyme with Vegemite
Yeah well when the supervolcano erupts yosemite want to emigrate somewhere else, you cunts, cos we're fuckin full already

>>76838667
This

>>76840856
How are you full, so much empty space in the outback

>>76840856
Memeing aside do you actually pronounce Yosemite like Vegemite?