/cum/

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>>76810327

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>>76810314
>our

>>76810361
*YOUR

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0JVRcJLea8

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>>76810379
>YOUR
sure thing Frued

>>76810327
will tes VI EVER come out?
>inb4 bannerlord

>>76810327
bumping because of the good edition

having sex with a man is not gay as long as you are straight

>>76810392
Was gonna call you a weeb but its actually pretty good

>>76810417
no

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>>76810327
Good post

kinda funny how the citypop hype pushes those run off the mill 80s albums to astronomic prices

would have been a better investment than BTC

>>76809858
>jacking off to yourself is infinitely gay but mmf is only twice as gay as vanilla
unconsidered

>>76810508
>>76810417
Skyrim II
Skills are now simplified to "hit, shoot, sneak"
You win the game by pressing "B" three times
$80 + DLC

VI will come out eventually. People are still playing skyrim

>>76810563
as long as it has infinite quests

Please

Give a me

One list of Cities in the United States that are warm all year round

or like any scientific thing, there are occasionally exceptions, and jacking off to yourself is one of them

cat was just trying to catch her own tail while sitting in her cat tree

was very cute sorry you all missed it

>>76810590
most of us aren't that neckbeard
and I'm not a kid by any chance I want my lore deep

>>76810621
Miami, Los Angeles, Orlando, Phoenix, Las Vegas

>>76810621
guam

>>76810650
how far they've come

>>76810621
Minnesota

>>76810621
Bemidji, Minnesota

>>76810621
Alaska

Trump still better than Hillary

>>76810756
I would have liked to be under the hillary administration desu.

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I cant find the album I want to download anywhere

it isnt on slsk, rutracker, or the archive

>>76810686
Guam, is an unincorporated territory of the United States

>>76810699
>>76810740
>>76810750

Alaska and minnesota, are shit coolers.

Living in places where there is snow and winter is from stupid people

>>76810791
Buy it then

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found a nice picture

>>76810779
wtf why

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Happy 4th of July /cum/; what did you have for lunch today? Curly fries and buffalo chicken roll for me.

>>76810829

>only an 8

buncha fucking plebs. We've got every biome you could ask for

>>76810829
cool
...colored numbers

>>76810791
please tell me the name and i shall source a download for you!!

>>76810849
florida has the most diverse flora and fauna in the union (and top beaches)
this map was clearly based on booze and whores

>>76810829
is there really anything outdoors to see in the new jersey-maryland-DC area?

asking because oklahoma and kansas can't be worse than new jersey

>>76810899

florida doesnt even have the best beaches on the eastern seaboard

>>76810900
this is a TURK-FREE zone

>>76810829
Meh too much love for generic pine giant forests of the Midwest amd west. Will always prefer the deciduous of the east, particularly ozark type stuff. Guess there is more open land, but a lot of it is plains

>>76810829

waitaminute, how the fuck is nevada a 6 and louisiana a 2

would rather have the turk here than foot nigger

>>76810996
covfefe

>>76810829
t. someone thats never been to appalachia

>>76810900
Maryland and DC are just suburbs and urban areas essentially though MD has some land. But both are very close to west Virginia and Virginia which are pretty solid for /out/ stuff

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https://youtu.be/Ps7xmW-9LXQ

OFFICIAL

THREAD

THEME

>>76811049
how can you not cringe when listening to this shit

>>76810829
It's obvious who ever made this never went to 99% of these states and based it off of pictures they saw on the internet.

I've been /out/ing my whole life in CT, and it's great.

>>76810685
And which of all these cities is the best for someone who wants to live without snow, winter cold?

>>76808882
yo i was goin what did you mean by LR? what's that?

76811075
Because I'm not a smelly dumb europeeing

>>76811094
Miami

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>>76811111

>>76810830
I'm a gayboi

>tfw at work right now
>always get tuesdays and thursdays off because school days
>today is the 4th and a tuesday so no school or work
>planned a massive party day with my best friends weeks in advance
>"yeah im gonna need you to work on the 4th no discussing it"
Fucking pissed right now all my friends are sending me snaps of fun and I'm stuck at work with people I fucking hate. It's the 2-10pm shift too so I can't even shoot fireworks or drink

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>getting excited about a string of repeating numbers.

>bald eagles don't actually make the sound we're taught to believe they make
WHAT THE FUCK

Ryan-tier post

>>76811236
bald eagles are actually very gay little birds

>>76811196
everything is just ones and zeros bud

>>76811183
Served you right chad

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gets are a really important part of the 4chan experience

>>76811081
I'm pretty sure most of the people who voted in it are from cali

>>76811236
https://youtu.be/NVBxLXyleyQ

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>implying any aspect of 4chan is good and not just an addiction we all mutually share

>>76811309
Weew stole this poor hawks thunder. I wonder why they change it though

>Ordering Japanese import Amiibos
What am I doing with my life?

>>76811371
Because the bald eagle call is like a seagull sound and it sounds "wimpy"
so someone decided to make it sound tougher

>>76811388
Wasting it. Get a gf.

>>76811417
I WANT ONE. HOW DOES ONE GET ONE

>>76811444
order one from japan

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>>76811444
dress in neon

I want a russian/ukrainian gf

>>76811444
Getting a gf gets 100% easier if you have friends. 10000% if you have female friends. Start by befriending people

>>76811479
>be rich and famous
>can still only land a 4/10

damn that's embarassing

why is destroying peaceful generals so fun

you just need to plant the seed of hate and it will start growing by itself

My asian neighbor has a mail order bride

They seem relatively happy together desu

need a gf

>>76811567
What generals are you talking about?

>>76811532
it's called LOVE, budd

I want a dominican gf

Being overly nationalistic is just embarrassing. That's why today is just annoying

>seeing newfriend posts throughout the website
(#^u^#)

>>76811651

kys, pinko

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>>76811592
not on /int/
won't tell or you might spoil my plan

>>76811573
me and the squad

>>76811651
nigger

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>>76811660
h-how?

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>Being overly nationalistic is just embarrassing. That's why today is just annoying

patriotism is the #1 indicator of low IQ

face the facts

>>76811673
asco

>>76811760
Is that why Germans love Fascism and Empires?

What if you think shemales are hot because you want a girl to give you a prostate massage which is straight but watching solo and girl on shemale porn satisfies looking at a cute girl but also you can self insert as the trap/shemale

Is that gay?

>replying to krauts

>>76811779

yes

>>76810878
budd!!! still waitin on ya

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>>76811760
>look, it's ok that Jamal is fucking my wife because I have an IQ 1.2 points above than the average

>>76811651
Good post.

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>Being overly nationalistic is just embarrassing. That's why today is just annoying

>>76811813
i already told you it's a turk-free general here

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>Being overly nationalistic is just embarrassing. That's why today is just annoying

>>76811777
why yes, it is

>>76811827

>conneticut with an asian escort.webm

>>76811813
oh great another german is posting in /cum/ now

love germans and turks

>>76811827

I don't understand people that adopt that attitude

if you have no sense of the nation then you are lost

did the unfucked CHI-tourist get back to the US yet

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if you reply to german posts your posts gets filtered too.

posts grills not fedoras.

I actually don't give a fuck about the 4th of July desu.

Going to see the fireworks means seeing everyone I used to go school with, and I really don't feel like talking to anyone. Think I'll have to get drunk first.

>if you have no sense of arbitrarily drawn borders you are lost

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>arbitrarily drawn borders

>>76811879
Not really. Some people just dont feel a need to belong to something. Especially something like a country which is nothing more than a place you just happened to be born in. It doesn't make much of a difference in life, so it's not important

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>I actually don't give a fuck about the 4th of July desu.

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>if you have no sense of arbitrarily drawn borders you are lost

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>>76811927

I'm a globalist.

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>I actually don't give a fuck about the 4th of July desu.

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>Not really. Some people just dont feel a need to belong to something. Especially something like a country which is nothing more than a place you just happened to be born in. It doesn't make much of a difference in life, so it's not important

everyday of my life is shit
4th of july isn't different.

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>I'm a globalist.

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my only filter is germany. so even replies to replies to germany get filtered.

should i quit 4chan like i quit video games?

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>I'm a globalist.

>>76812021
4th of July 1776
Worst day of my life. Loyal til I die. God save the queen.

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>Not really. Some people just dont feel a need to belong to something. Especially something like a country which is nothing more than a place you just happened to be born in. It doesn't make much of a difference in life, so it's not important

>>76812057
very, very extremely autistic

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>4th of july isn't different.

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Worst day of my life. Loyal til I die. God save the queen.

probably gonna buy a handle of dubra, drink it, ask a stupid bitch to watch the fireworks with me and finger her in the middle of the crowd like last year

i hate myself

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thinking about writing down some rules that i'd have to follow to limit my 4chan usage.

What is it about 4chan than attracts so many adult virgins?

Live for yourself, and no one else. Your countries interests are not your own, don't fall into that trap and lose yourself. Religion, national identity, race, its all nothing but distractions meant to divide. You don't have to belong to something, your time on earth is short, don't forget that. Don't waste your time

>>76812238
as anon said the other day:

antisocial social forum where people post porn

>>76812257
hello noseberg

>>76812238
I am NOT a virgin.

>>76810417
why would you want TES 6 when Bannerlord is coming

>>76812307

>>76812322
Bad and rude post

>>76812352

I didnt make it

>>76810685
lived in phoenix a decade
december is inbetween 35 and 55 so it isn't warm all year around

>>76812393
35 is fucking scorching

went drunk gambling last weekend and didn't lose a cent
this is ridiculous

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>I use celcius

>>76812418
Wait, I fucked up. Ignore this post.

>>76812418
>i grew accustomed to this weather and think i can speak on what other people should think of certain weathers

>>76812322
very, very rude

you're all in my house
get out!

>>76812480
ok :(

>>76812472
stop stealing my gimmick

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>stop stealing my gimmick

>>76812057
yes

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>>76812538
I'm going to stay longer because you dislike me so much.

I've been lying to you all. I wasn't born in New Jersey, I was horn in Guadalajara. But I amm 100% american now and love my country

i've been lying t all of you... im not a guy... i'm a girl

>>76812620

CHI

>>76812661
BUFFALO
U
F
F
A
L
O

Going to usa tomorrow m8s.
I will find some shooting range where they rent weapons and shoot some .500 revolver.

>>76812684
CA

*applies sunscreen*

hate vegans with a passion

>hating vegans
W-why
I made hummud wraps 2day

>>76812696
*travel bans ur cunt*
heh-heh

>>76812739

*shoves a steak down your gullet*

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>tfw not vegan

*sharts*

>>76812747
*comes anyway*
Nothing personnel, border.

>>76812739
Hummus*
>>76812763
no way la'
I saw a cow killed for slaughter. Can't do it

>>76812806
*cummus

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aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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>neighbors not showing up at our spot until 6 PM
>I still have 5 hours to sit and do nothing

>>76812806
pussy

*blog posts again*

HELLO
I want an American gf please
thank you

>>76812885
Ever heard a pig scream when you kill it? Its heartwrenching.

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>got linked some good porn
>started nofap

>>76812930
>I want an American gf please
Eating whales is one thing, but dating them is whole new level, m8.

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My brother tried to guilt trip me into driving 3 hours today to go spend the 4th with my family.

How is your 4th going?

>>76812941
i killed a goat once
when the blood gushes out of the throat is pretty intense

meat is still tasty tho


this one's for you

https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=086_1300057764

i'd be a vegan if there was a good lab grown meat
otherwise i'll continue sticking to organic meat

>>76812986
family is insisting I start cooking, but no one wants to clean the griil

>>76812986

>>76812869

>>76812997
kys

Sindustrial slaughter practice is pretty awful honestly. But if you raise and kill your own food or know a farmer or group of amish people who do it then there's nothing to feel bad about. Just nature

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are you busy?

>>76813086
>el vegano

get lost

>>76813099
>But if you raise and kill your own food or know a farmer or group of amish people who do it then there's nothing to feel bad about. Just nature
There's nothing bad with killing farmers or amish either, m8. Just eugenics.

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>>76813117
not anymore

>>76812977
but in the good parts of America all the girls are hot and go to the gym right?
I don't want a fat one

>>76813151
What do you think of the Azerbaijani Princess of Jazz Aziza Mustafa Zadeh

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>>76813158
Do you want to talk about video games?

>>76813117
Please dont gaypost
Makes straight men like myself uncomfortable

>>76813192
oops no, gotta go

Reminder that God is a gay Black woman

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>>76813202
You can't be straight if you get bent that easily
>>76813226
Okay

im back from the INTERRACIAL BREEDING GROUND

Go spend time with your family fags

>>76813174
>girls are hot and go to the gym right?
Literally commies.
A core of true american woman is the layers on layers of fat grown in years of dedicating life to a true american way of consuming food.
>>76813178
She's a talentless whore that rolls on a name of her father.

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>>76813250
what do you think of this?

>>76813292
very rude post

>>76810829
>alabama
>2
does this person have a boner for dirt and rocks or something?

>>76813318
It's just truth, m8.

>>76813372
Maybe you're just holding her father in too high regard.

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I'm sweaty as fuck

i just assume every critic of JBP is an imbecile

>>76813099
>cornjews
nope

Im so damn bored

God its beautiful outside today. Y'all better get out here

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>>76813561
It's raining.

>>76813561

s'too hot and everytings closed

>>76813561
there's a little bit of sun but it's too cold

>>76813422
Her father basically made jazz popular here, before him there wasn't any at all. And then he went on playing it on years when it was prohibited, creating whole underground scene. Pretty much 80% of compositions are written by him, including fusions with national and folk music.
All she ever did was performing concerts playing variations of her dad's music for a few years before fading to oblivion here and fucking off to germany.

>>76813561
it's been storming every hour or so. i hope it stops before i BLOW UP all these fireworks

>>76813561
Cracking open a cold one with the boys atm. Good times

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Why are so many Americans posting?
Shouldn't you guys be outside, waving flags, have bbqs and shooting fireworks?

>>76813754
we wait until dark to blow shit up.
we also wait until dusk to make dinner, so we can blow fireworks and eat around the same time.
waving flags is hard. that's what flagpoles are for

calgary-kun here
shitposting from a library
wonder if anyone is watching over my shoulder

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sometimes I just get the need to slap some girl's ass ...

does that mean there's still some masculinity in me?

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RIP Anchorage

>>76813561
Played some roller hockey with my buds in my usa jersey and pretended I was beating the commie fucks in 1980. But its raining now lmao

>>76813907
It means you're a rapist so yeah

>>76813791
*knock knock knock*
POLICE

>>76813659
She inherited her father's talent and evolved his jazz mugham into her own personal style, to much critical acclaim.
Vagif would be extremely proud of her.

You are only bitter because she moved to Germany.

>>76813911
Nothing of value was lost

>>76813985
Fuck you Alaska is the best

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>>76813942
Check the news at 12:00 AM

just learned how to filter fk
if only i could figure out how to do it only in /cum/

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>>76813931

don't they like it?

Canadians will NEVER get to experience the levels of freedom I'm feeling right now

>>76811015
you too anon

should I buy dead cells

I own a car

>>76814085
REEEEEEEEEEE

>>76813561
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5CF3St0B4fY

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Hands up nigger

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XPt62qR8s4

>people at the treatment center use the word normie
not sure how to feel about this tbqh

>>76814137
It's a fun game but its in (((Early Access))). You'll get your money's worth if you wait as I beat it in about 4 hours after learning the mechanics.

>>76814228
I want to fuck her

>>76813561
can't, hurt my leg

>>76814276

who?

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guess what this cute trap uwu :3 looks like?

Who /smashed/ and it only 5 o clock

>>76814314
probably better than you
;^

>>76814324

its 2 o clock

>>76814302
the girl with the gun

>>76814370
>worst coast being slow as usual
Lame af

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>>76814356
im a handsome young man

>>76814324
Running a good buzz right now, will probably get smashed after I eat and blow shit up

>>76814389

that's reasonable

drinking is haram

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I'm a strong independent woman who doesn't need male empowerment. AMA

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did any of you lose your KV in this 4th of july?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSm_5TQiccM

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praise kek xD!

>>76814484
do you want to marry me?

>>76814484
literally everything about her body is disgusting

manchild taste

>Illinoistan

>>76814467
Not if you don't get drunk

>>76814467
you are haram

i would give up drinking and pork if it meant i got three loli wives and one older expert cook wife

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Oh my god
This is like, so wonderful

>have yet to receive a (you)
shan't be leaving until I do

>>76814606
You should have become a Catholic then were you get a dedicated wife and get to drink alcohol.

>>76814606
>>76814525
>>76814418
3 bad posts in a row
tsk tsk tsk

>>76814606
you don't need islam to get a loli wife
and really, all you need is one

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do you also find navels hot?

>>76814642
Here friend, enjoy it.

just ate five (cinco) cakeballs and now im ready for death

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nSKf1xmU6Tk

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>>76814642
leave dear friend

>>76814694
thanks bud

>>76814709
Good post

>>76814668
>>76814651
lolis have an expiration date and catholics don't let you divorce

with islam i can just keep getting a new one until my dick stops working

>girlfriend sits on my lap right in front of my family
What the FUCK I got a boner and now I can't stand up because I'm wearing basketball shorts
>>76814606
Pedo

>>76814753
>catholics don't let you divorce
Roastie whores with failed marriages only exist because pr*testantism allowed them to divorce.

>>76814790

>>>/normieville/

>>76814753
you can get a loli wife and turn her in for two (2) 12 years old when she turns 24
that's actually a pretty good deal

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You have to have sex with one.
The catch is, the other girls will try to kill you out of jealousy.
What do?

shan't

>>76814861
looks like you're not getting loaded tonight

>>76814803
true

>>76814885
far right

>>76814790
Don't you have self-control?

>>76814885

how is the japanese diet able to make these women

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>>76814895

>>76814885
the one on the left

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>asians

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Okay, would you slap her ass if she asked you in public? With other people around you?

>>76814989

what ass?

>>76814989
what kind of question is that?

slapping a girl's ass in public won't even raise any attention

>>76814926
Not nearly enough

>>76814989
where is her ass?

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>>76814989
i used to do this to my ex all the time

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>>76814989

I would shy away probably (something similar happened to me in HS)

>>76814885
far right then run to the airport

If there is a god I want him to hear me out:
I am not your pawn. You are my pawn. I am the King.

>>76815119
care to have a real conversation

>>76815119
*smites you*

Holy kek facebook banned me cause I went live while taking a shit

>>76815131
>>76815131
>>76815131
>>76815131

Instead of slapping I usually go for a grab

>>76813974
Lmao. Someone having a crush on her thin ass, it seems.
She has no talent whatsoever. And her "variations" are basically her fathers music rearranged. Anyone with a little knowledge of our jazz can tell that.
Stop whiteknighting so hard.