ITT: things Russians never say I'll start: ''I

"I feel...

>>76806039
I don't. Can't.
My pancreas doesn't work very well.

I don't want to suck your dick))))

>>76806039
I don't drink.

I eat ass

>>76806039
that machine gun nest?
without tank support?
I can't attack that

Im happy in my country, everything is fine, our girls are pure and loyal

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I don't feel

>>76806039
>tfw poor brits will never experience зoж culture

>>76806103
only if you're cute
>>76806813
Im happy in my country, everything is fine, our gir-
Fuck you

but I don't drink you cunt

"My neighbourhood definitely needs more Caucasians and Central Asians"

>>76808457
Yeah, pretty much this.

"I will go on a march on 5th November"

"Ukraine deserves to be an independent country"

"Russia would be better, if commies had never seized power"

"I'm Christian and I hate islam"

>>76808564
what happens on the 5th of November

>>76806039
I have a Russian gf and she unironically doesn't drink. It kind of sucks desu. We went to Turkey on vacation last month and if she had more than three glasses of wine she became an uncontrollable, sloppy, mess, and I was guaranteed to not be getting laid that night.

>>76806039
We've got enough of land.

>I love you, Anon
Hold me lads

>>76806039
>im not a subhuman
>my country is a major world superpower
>everyone is happy
>we won ww2 fair

"Hitler and Stalin were equally bad"

>>76809997
How can you win a war unfair?

>>76810114
>land lease
>more people in battles not fighting fair 1v1

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>>76810156
> fighting fair 1v1
Like this?
Lmao
You're funny

IM HAPPY
M

H
A
P
P
Y

>>76808617
do you even visit 2chhk/po?

>>76810328
> 2chhk
Not really
> po
Lol, never

I dunno but there has to be:"...yes?" at the end

>>76810156
>Wars are fought 1v1

Does animes corruption have no end?

"I support democratic government and freedom of speech"

>>76810114

Ignore the Nazi scum.

>>76806039
"I don't like Anime or traps because I'm not gay"

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>>76810802
Hello there

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>>76808564
>I'm Christian and I hate islam

>>76808564
>Russia would be better, if commies had never seized power
Literally every 2nd vatnik here says that

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>>76806039
I'm happy

>not knowing that literally all of /int/'s Russians are either Jews, Tatar Muslims or posh Muscovites and that none of them drink alcohol

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>>76806039
I actually don't drink. I hate the taste and smell of alcohol.
>>76806813
>our girl
Who cares, I'm gay anyway.
>>76810055
Stalin was worse, at least Hitler actually fought in the war instead of pushing fabricated stories about how he single-handedly saved the communist revolution.
>>76810496
I'm sympathetic to liberalism and democracy but I stopped caring when got a bit older and got preoccupied with my own life.

>>76811992
>2k17
>outdated /v/ memes
Why??

>>76812048
>implying
Anyway Yoba is a quintessential Russian meme.

>>76806039
II world war started at 1939.

>>76812162
Of course it did. In 1939 Britain and France declared war on Germany after in invaded Poland. In 1941 started the Great Patriotic War which refer to the Soviet-German war front. Get your facts together, dumb polack.

>>76812306
*after it had invaded
*which refers to

I hate kots
I love my countrymen

>>76811342
I wouldn't expect that from them, you surprised me anon.

>>76810156
> fair 1v1
The purpose of war is to make things as unfair as possible for your enemy, m8. It's not a board game.

>>76812162
You meant 1937, right?

>>76806039
"We are Europeans"

>>76811342
isn't vatnik slang for Russian? Seems a bit weird for a Russian to use this word, or am I misunderstanding the meaning?

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Safety first

>>76812306
You mean after Germany and Soviet invaded Poland together in 1939

>>76816995
Vatnik is a putin bot who believes anything putin/ russian media says

whoa, those are some solid proofs there

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Really really really want a qt Russian bf (gay). How do I get one?

Karelia is Finnish clay

Vodka was invented by poles

>>76817463
I can be your bf.

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>>76818109

>>76818847
So, will you be my bf?

>>76818965
Yes of course :)

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>>76806039

>>76818985
Can we contact somewhere beside 4chan?

>>76819088
Aw, that's so cute. I'd like to have a Russian or American bf but I'll let you two together.

Asbestos is bad for health and should be illegal

>>76806039
мнe нpaвитcя жить

>>76820799
Ho мнe дeйcтвитeльнo нpaвитcя жить, дaжe в poccии.

>>76820840
Huh. How about:
"We recognize Ukraine as an independent nation" or
"We drive carefully and observe traffic laws"

>>76821665
I recognize Ukraine as an independent nation, and I don't drive.

>>76819088
Just post pics of confirming your cute boipussy first

I want to be your bf
tfw no russian bf

>>76821735
how do belarusian accents sound to you in Russian? are they nice?

"I respect homosexuality and love rainbow"

Rush A

Putin is an asshole!

We have more than enough land. We should return Karelia, Kaliningrad and the Southern Kuril Islands.

Domestic policy more important than geopolitics

>>76808618
>She doesn't drink
>Tells a story of her drinking a month ago
???

>The USSR couldn't have beat Nazi Germany without American economic aid and military support

>>76806039
If we created and implemented reforms to decrease corruption, organized crime and inequality while increasing standards of living for the entire country and not only Moscow, the ruble can become a hard currency.

>>76806039
I like Hittler

>>76806039

"I am sorry."
"I am not right."
"I love you."
"I am happy."
"I think you're a good person."
"Everything will be fine."
"Russians are not the best nation in the world."
"Foreigners are not soulless biorobots or talking animals, but the same people as us."

>>76808564

"I apologize for the Katyn massacre."

>>76817463

"I respect homosexuals and don't want to oppress them."

I voted.
I'm happy with my salary.
I'm optimistic towards the future.
I hate dubbed movies.
Бpaт 2 was a bad movie.
Academic cheating is bad.
Our roads are fantastic
I sure am glad what the government is doing against corruption.
The military budget is out of control.

Lithuania and the other Baltics should stay independent

>>76808618
>unironically doesn't drink
>if she had more than three glasses of wine

"Doesn't drink" means does not drink at all. Three glasses of 9% wine contain at least 50 grams of pure alcohol.

>>76825006
>how do belarusian accents sound to you in Russian?

Russian spoken in Belarus sounds very similar to our western dialects (Bryansk, Smolensk, Pskov, Novgorod).

>>76826233
>dubbed movies

I watch British and American movies and tv-shows dubbed into Russian simply because I don't like how does your language sound, desu.

Why do we even need so many languages, it would be so much better if all people in the world just spoke Russian.

>>76817197
Didnt Poland and Germany invaded Czechoslovakia first?

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>>76811342
>vatnik
I've been trying to figure out what that sock was called for ages- thanks my man!

>>76806039
Oh, i'm happy with my salary, it's quite enough to rent a flat and buy cosumer electronics and some clothes as well. I love Russia's welfare system.

%%im fukken depressed now is this what you wanted%%

"prostitution is wrong"

>>76827570
>sock
Lul. That cultural gap between us tho

>>76827688
>renting flat
>not having 5+ free commie flats from grandparents

>>76827700
It always looked like a sock of glove to me. I even googled "russian meme sock" once.

>>76827726
I live with my parents in a suburban house in a 60k small town. My gran lives alone in a 3-room apartment in the town centre. I wanna go to Moscow to get a job and live there, but rent prices are ridiculously insane.

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>>76806039
I was tempted to say something along the lines of "Stalin was a monster" or "People deserve to be free", but fact of the matter is that there are many decent, liberal thinking, cultured and good people in Russia. Obviously they won't show up anywhere close to power and are unlikely to post here, but still.

RIP lady Gorbanyevska, you will not be forgotten.

>>76806086
Haha weak

>>76827765
It's a quilted cotton jacket. Sounds fancy in english, but in russian it's just a thing from the past, soviets used to wear it cos it was cheap and warm. Now it's a symbol of crazy flag waving.

>>76827771
They're not that bad considering local wages

>>76827802
>there are many decent, liberal thinking, cultured and good people in Russia
Yes, you are right. But they are nowhere to be seen because they are swept under the carpet as outcasts. That's why 95% of idiots don't even know about them, and if they ever find out - they just won't take them seriously because of the reputation that Putin's crew created for them.

>>76827829
Maybe. I earn 35k here in this shithole of a town, and it's quite good considering average income in This Country. The problem is that Moscow (surprisingly) offers the same wages - which will only be enough to rent a lousy flat 1.5 hours from city centre.

>>76806039
I like my life
I am hopeful about my country's future

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>>76827935
Dude, please. It hurts. Have some mercy.

>>76825668
Fuck off chink. Return your land to Malaysia as it was originally meant to be.

>>76826679
Shh, don't undermined his biased version of history. Poland is pure and innocent like a virgin's tear and never predatorily annexed Czech Silesia.

I have a girlfriend that I love

>>76811992
>I'm gay anyway.
forwarded your post to the FSB

>>76806039
Too be fair Americans never say that either, but we can't handle vodka or hard liquors so it's just pussy beer.

Seeing this post from a Brit is even more hilarious, you guys are famous across Europe for being drunks, at least you were before you became Muslim.

>>76828671
Oh that's nice. Tell me about her.

>>76828591
>predatorily
you don't really know what you're talking about. Polish annexation of (mostly ethnically polish, czechi) silesia is not comparable with soviet aggression in Poland, full with deliberate murdering of intellectuals and prisoners of war that could later challenge soviet occupation.

>>76828698
>at least you were before you became Muslim

>>76828591
Hold up this motherfuckers flag says Europe
WUT

>>76828745
probably some mobile carrier in the balkans

>>76828716
What about the German annexation of the (mostly ethnically German) Sudetenland? Why didn't you let Poland have Silesia after the war, huh?

>>76828745
>>76828755
I'm from Russia, posting from the work computer.

>>76827802
>"Stalin was a monster"
what the fuck? it's a common knowlege here. even Khrushchev openly admited it.

>>76828778
>mostly ethnically german
and culturally and historically bohemians.
>why didn't you let poland have silesia after the war
for the same reason we fought them for it before - it had strategical importance for czechoslovakia.
None of this is in any way relevant or justifies the fact that Soviet Russia allied with Hitler to invade Poland and divide it among the two monstrous empires. Propaganda that Russia was "just saving Poland from Nazis" also falls flat due to atrocities committed against Poles that showed clear intention of subordinating the country, not preserving or liberating it.

... fack this thread

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>tfw CIA destroyed Soviet civilization

>>76829426
thanks OBAMA

>>76829544
Fock, Obema!

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>>76810156
>fair 1v1

>>76831064
ah a polack a true subhuman always occupied by foregin states always poor never noteworthy lost every war got even poorer by communism
now you are germanys bitch ahhh history repeats itself
polack undermench he enjoys not begin free he enjoys when he is told what to do

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>>76831154
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VzsfyxACV7M
>this is how you determine war's winner

>>76806039
I don't drink, don't like this dumb state.

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Epic thread

Russians never say conference https://discord.gg/recursion

>>76808564
>404 deserves to be an independent country
Its not a country, but russians\poles territory.

>>76806039

Let me put on my seatbelt, while I certainly not use my mobile phone while smoking a cigarette driving this taxi.

I wish I was porn on Poland.

>thread with word russia in OP
>after 1/3 thread every second post is russian
why?

>>76806039
SUKA
PIZDEC
BLYAT
EBAL
IDI NAHUI

>>76806039
In Ukraine.

>>76809997
why croates so anti-russian uaslly? i know czechs and polaks, but you?
is it beacuse of serbia?

also, what about Montenegero? (my waifu is from Montenegro and i know 0 about realions between russia and montenegro but for some reason i think they are opposite to russia/serbia like bosnia, kosovo etc)

>>76834628
Wait... what?

My sister isn't a prostitute

>>76834655

Deep down every Russian wants to be friends.

>>76806039
USSR was shit

western media is objectively better. doesnt tell so many lies compared to our media.

>>76834986
But it was.

>>76835089
example of lies?

>>76808618
>I have a Russian gf
aprents are migrant or she is from Russia? have/looks? (not california???)

>>76811694
my parents said to me not to drink

>>76826233
>Academic cheating is bad.
holy shit how do you know


>>76826233
>Бpaт 2 was a bad movie.
r u russian?

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>>76835115
C'mon, you know you want it back ;^)

>>76827802
>I was tempted to say something along the lines of "Stalin was a monster" or "People deserve to be free", but fact of the matter is that there are many decent, liberal thinking, cultured and good people in Russia. Obviously they won't show up anywhere close to power and are unlikely to post here, but still.
i am for freedom, liberal thinkikns and cultured, and i think we need to chop fingers for corruption and shoulk've dealed with ukraine in 2013-2014 way harder
also we should jail journalist who protect russian bilioonaiers in lodnon and dont write about stolen money

>>76835373
>i am for freedom
>shoulk've dealed with ukraine way harder
The fuck is wrong with you

RUSH A

>>76806039
Russian girl: "I'm not a slut"

>>76836562
>costa rica
U srs bro?

Actually 90% of women are whores.

>>76836532
Good post

>>76806039

no sir, I don't want another dose of krokodil.

"Russia is a pretty big country and we shouldn't expand more"

>>76836562
actually some russian womens are great wife.

>>76806039
>Russia has no territorrial claims against any of its neighbours.

>>76835089
Yeah, I am sure Fox News and CNN are great reliable sources.

>>76837089
Can I move to Switzerland and live with you? I'll be your sex waifu. Also, I can cook and I like cleaning up.

Finland has a right to exists and is totally not an opportunist rogue state illegitimately leaving russian empire

>>76806039
I can't play this game

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>>76835308
You know what we want to return

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>>76835308

No, i want one big Russia from the Pacific to the Atlantics, without "soviet republics" and other marxist commie bullshit.

>>76837181

said NO ONE ever

>>76837810
>>76837810
Хoчeшь фpaнцyзкими бyлoчкaми нa мocтoвoй пoхpycтeть?

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>>76828671

You just crossed the line.

>>76837886

Уж вcякo лyчшe, чeм хpycтeть pжaным cyхapём в ГУЛaгe, poя лoжкoй oчepeднoй кaнaл имeни Cpaлинa.

>>76835483
i am for RUSSIAN democracy. The main word - RUSSIAN.
that means, fuck anyone who isnt russian.

my role models - jews and Israel

>>76837181
not for turks thoguh ;)

>>76837089
we would gladyly conquer alps and scandinavia(becuz its beautiful here), but could not.
russia is big, but lacks nice places. all plain

>>76841882
My role model is my alcoholic father.

>>76838106
Copтa гoвнa. Чтo в импepии ты бы caпoг бapcкий цeлoвaл и бaтpaчил пoкa нe cдoх бы, чтo в coвкe.

>>76808564
>"Ukraine deserves to be an independent country"
>"Russia would be better, if commies had never seized power"
chose one nd only one