Germans, what does this sound like to you? https://www.yout

>>76731796
>>76731650
They basically speak Palantine Deutsch not hoch Deutsch. And they are Amish so inbreed hicks is appropriate.

It sounds like Americans trying to pretend ot speak some bits of German.

>>76731796
Worth mentioning we call it "Pennsylvania Dutch"

>>76731796
>>76731920
What about this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YkYTSRohVI

>21st century
>America has Amishes and Mormons and shit
Exotic as fuck.

>>76731650
Amish are woke but FUCK TLC for exploiting them. TLC are scum.

>>76732623
I see a lot of them around where I am. They are reserved, have funny accents and generally smell bad.

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>>76732623
The West Coast has Hutterites.

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>population: 300k
>almost all Amish descend from about 200 18th-century founders

>>76732744
They look Russian

>>76731650
she sounds like an american speaking gibberish, he sounds like he's got a speech impediment

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>>76732772
We have Russian Old Believers too!

>>76732500
It doesn't sound really distinctively German anymore, more like big mess of English and German. You can recognize the dialectical expressions but then out of the blue whole words and sayings are replaced by English.

>>76732766
modern amish are so inbred that they're losing their ability to grow beards

>>76732744
Any chance they'll let you on their farm to buy natty meat and dairy?

I've only seen them sell vegetables.

>>76732766
That's why they looks so inbred. Incestous bastards.

>>76732821
Guys, its ridiculous and ebin :DDD Even in Russia they are ceased to exist.

>>76732500
barely understandable
even the german words are pronounced like american english so it's very hard to follow

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>>76732766
>Average Amish woman has 6-7 children
>50% growth per decade
>Amish will literally be the saviors of white America

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>>76733057
>Even in Russia they are ceased to exist.

You chased them out, you meanies.

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>>76733100
>the saviors of white America are literally inbred

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>tfw no amish gf

America should just force them to go to school and teach them evolution
Then this silly cult is gonna die out

Sounds like Dutch

>>76733459
>Someone is acting differently from the rest of us? Time to round them all up into camps!

Classic Germany

Sound dutch

post qt amish/hutterite grills pls

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>>76738197
You're Canadian, you have Doukhobors

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>>76732744
And Mennonites
used to buy milk, eggs, and bread from the local Mennonites

>>76732744
>>76738383
I've never even heard of these
interesting

>>76738383
They look exactly like women from my village.