/balk/

all me

>>76698001
I can't remember the last time an Albanian OP created an OP post that was not shit. If you have nothing to post, don't start threads.

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>>76698001
I heard Kiev looks good this time of the year

>>76698040
нeкъф БEДHЯК, oт CEЛO, шe ми кaзвa квa биpa дa cи кyпyвaм. ape y лeвo, нeщacтник.

>>76698094
fuck you
id have added flags but i am phoneposting so i fucked up before posting an edition

>>76698161
дa ти cepa нa лицeтo бe

тъпи и пpocти тypcки ceляни кaтo тeбe ca зa кaзaнa

>>76698106
Visit it soon, before the cleansing begins.

>>76698040
i have never tried efes friendo. i drink mostly english ipas and sometimes lomsko when it comes to bulgarian beers

Skopje>Shitfia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3dgc1uJ6HM

>>76697320 #
>Balgarska mini-mozarella
>mozarella
>Balgarska
Kakto i baba mi kaza, kakvo e edno domakinstvo ako nema Mozarella, tradicionno Balgarska...

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*xpozed repasta*

>>76691137
let me rephrase, my homosexual family member:
i dislike peppers in salad, but i love hot peppers with garlic for example

so, peppers in salad == shit
hot pee-peers == the shit

>>76694688
>tfw gypsies did the right thing
what times to be alive, lads

>>76696197
LUBED UP

START USING THE Ъ LETTER, KEK

on the bright side, i'll teach you how to cook Фyлгpимe

>>76698420
*cringes*

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>>76698263
We should save ukr qts

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_mlUSI5-Jhk

fact: the 1980s where the peak of humanity

>>76698263
>>76698342
>>76698486

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH

GREEK CLAY HHAHAHAHAHAHA FILTHY PIG MUD DOG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA WANABE GREEKS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>>76698608
Leave Macedonians alone you fucking subhuman

>>76698608
*cringes*

>>76698652

WE WUZ ALEXANDER 'N SHIEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

LITERALLY LARP - THE NATION HAHAHAHAHAH

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>>76698712
go shave your ass laz boy

>>76698420
samo vratna kremenadla i paflak

>>76698495

We should. Fertile ukr qts for Balkan bulls

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAziYLjR-28

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>>76698001
>>76698212

>>76698756

go get that turk cum off your lips

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>>76698891

[Bane wrecks the CIA plane and grabs Dr Pavel]
Bane: Calm down, Doctor! Now's not the time for fear. That comes later.

CIA Agent: [to three prisoners] The flight plan I just filed with the agency lists me, my men, Dr. Pavel here but only one of you! First one to talk gets to stay on my aircraft!
[grabs a hood]
CIA Agent: Who paid you to grab Dr. Pavel?
[No answer, the agent fires his gun away from the prisoner's head]
CIA Agent: He didn't fly so good!
[pulls the hood back into the plane]
CIA Agent: Who wants to try next?
[grabs another prisoner]
CIA Agent: Tell me about Bane! Why does he wear the mask? A lot of loyalty, for a hired gun!
Bane: Or perhaps he's wondering why someone would shoot a man, before throwing him out of a plane?
CIA Agent: At least you can talk. Who are you?
Bane: It doesn't matter who we are, what matters is our plan.
[the Agent removes the hood]
Bane: No one cared who I was until I put on the mask.
CIA Agent: If I pull that off, would you die?
Bane: It would be extremely painful.
CIA Agent: You're a big guy!
Bane: For you.
CIA Agent: Was getting caught part of your plan?
Bane: Of course... Dr. Pavel refused our offer in favor of yours, we had to find out what he told you.
Dr. Pavel: Nothing! I said nothing!
CIA Agent: Well, congratulations! You got yourself caught! Now what's the next step in your master plan?
Bane: Crashing this plane... with no survivors!

>>76699443
That's a big dialogue

>>76699761
for you

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RmNTAvnSais

>>76699096
Transylvania is not Balkan

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>>76699859
>>76699851
>>76699775
>>76699761
>>76699443
>>76699125
>>76699099
>>76699096

>>76699901
xD

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Celle di Bulgheria, also shortened as Celle Bulgheria, is a town and comune in the province of Salerno in the Campania region of south-western Italy. As of 2011 its population was of 1,968

The town was named after the Bulgars who settled here in the early Middle Ages.

БЪЛГAPИЯ HA 431 MOPETA!!!

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@76699901
Sorry but it's objectively true
Transylvania is Central European

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>>76700083
Even with authentic Khan statue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Lb9wiZ8gY0

>>76700276
Why the Bulgarian and Serbian balls are always portrayed as aggressive?

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you jelly?

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>>76700422
>why is serbian ball portrayed as aggressive

If you are a tech guy and good memester, come by my discord: https://discord.gg/ZzaWJFB

t. totally not xpozed

God damn this is a garbage general

>>76700929
Fuck off cuck

>>76700929
you are 110% correct

>>76700929
state your business, ethnicity, and dick length in centimeters, Sven Jamalson

>>76700929
we're active in the winter, we're not normies like you m80

>>76701062
clicked on this general by accident and looked over the posts, literally nothing worthwhile

>>76700929
WE WUZ VIKANGZ N SHIEEEEET

>>76701116
you clearly missed my post>>76698566

>>>/pol/132032489
>>>/pol/132032489

Lets bait a bit

sorry not sorry tatar

>>76700094
and?

>>76700094
*cringe*

>tfw albanian

feels nice dude

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>>76702893

>>76700870
bump from a random 4chan user

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why haven't you taken the uralic pill yet, /balkaka/?

>>76703206
bozgor imbecil

>>76703258
>e in amerikkka
>imi zice bozgor
NOI

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>>76703206

Kade i da postvash, kade i da opvash, ne se srami ne se plashi, ot balk da si

>>76703421
te omor Janos

>>76703460
Ima oshte chetri* treda, zada bide cela

*ex-yu, ro, hell, tr

>>76703525
>implicand ca sunt un janos
cine esti cu adevarat moishe?

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>>76702386
you have failed

the b8 is succesful

>>76703749
kek

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>>76703941
sunt roman

>>76704075
OARE MOISHE?
OARE?

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>that sensation when you are over the age of twenty-five

>>76703941
Ba, ca un Brasovean iti zic: Sinucide-te.

>>76704166
is it really that bad? still got 4 years before i hit 25

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>>76704211
dc
gelos de teleorman master race?

>>76703749
Lol

>>76704326
pardon, credeam ca esti "transilvaneanu" autitst

>>76704390
nu
retardelu ala il lua cu @ ca e prea mainstream sa dai clic pe post

>>76704268
It is mentally, if you still haven't achieved anything in your life, like start a career at 23-24.

At the age of 25 you are really closer to 30 than you are to 20. 18-year olds are now 7 years younger than you. Think about that.

Girls who aren't yet massive sluts are 10 years younger than you. You will be 30 years old in only 5 years.

Your body is no longer at its health peak. Despite numerous scientific studies showing that males reach their physical strength peak at 32-33 years of age, if they are gym fags, your body after 25 starts slowly decaying. It can no longer heal wounds as fast as when you were 15-16. You will start feeling it. All of those small things that take longer to heal, all those little aches that creep in, the fact that you no longer have 5-7 years to waste doing nothing and playing video games.

It all comes crashing into you really fast once you hit that 25.

>>76704443
>>76704390
salut fracii mei, va place mamaliga?

>>76704467
da-mparate

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>>76704467
Evident

>>76704554
aia nu e cu branza man
>dezgust.jpg

What is mah-muh-ligguh? Asked the ameridumb.

>>76704456

people live longer now, doesnt mean quite the same as it used to

regardless, a 1950s american would have a job, house, wife and kids by 25 and now most 25 year olds are shiftless and lost

>>76704613
it's a slang term for blowjob obviously

>>76704648
Yep. And considering the average life expectancy of my families and shit, I'll probably live to be at least 90. Sucks hard, famalam. If I wasn't an overanalyzing piece of neurotic shit I'd actually enjoy it. Oh well, at least I still have my babyface.

>>76704786
I'd gladly fuck you in your babyface.

aз cм бyгap

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Mh0w98ULtw

>>76704456
Healing part is true, I do muay thai and people 27-28 years old take more time to recover than I do for the same injuries

I'm set for the rest (carreer etc) so I guess I won't kill myself in 4-5 years
Feelsgood

>>76704648
this

aз cъм гpък

https://youtu.be/Q7V1N86aLTc?t=29

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>>76704648
>tfw my dad had me at 25 and i'm now 25 and a half and still a khhv

Lol, thats from fyrombey isnt it?
>>>/pol/132040475

>>76704268
>21
reported for being a underage

>>76704916
>cм
>cмъ

>>76704326
steagul ardealului de sud, dragutz.

>>76705319
no pls

>>76705298
only retards and autists go to /pol/

>>76705339
MOГУ КAЛEHДAP HAЗAД ПИЧ-ЮБИГИ ПOШЛЯП-ЮHAК

КEФ MЪPЪHЪ ДЪГE

>>76705400
whatever, Pleven provinciali

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>>76704456
>It can no longer heal wounds as fast as when you were 15-16.
oh no, what i'm i going to do when i fall from my skateboard, while rolling my fidgetspinner in one hand and selfieposting with the other...

>you no longer have 5-7 years to waste doing nothing and playing video games
32yo married with children, yet still wasting time on vidyas

all you wrote is massive bullshit, la

>>76705339
eз cy билгapън

i created my own dialect, r8

>>76705442
fuck you xpozed

>>76705445
>i created my own dialect
a second one?

>>76704554
turkish_penises_on_a_giant_mamaliga_turd.jpg

classic vassals

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>>76705478
fyromians, do they know when to stop

>>76705467
ok, but be gentle

>>76705478
>>76705517
i don't get it?

>>76705442
Be careful xpozed, with all that tomato and mozarella cutting, you might cut you are selve.

>>76705445
>билгapън
i like it

>>76705355
>implicand ca mandra tara romaneasca s-ar lasa prada sclavilor din ardei

>>76705560
bought pink tomatoes - tomorrow's breakfast is sandwiches with white cheese and tomatoes

>>76705553
>you don't need to invent an artificial dialect because you are already speaking one

>>76705611
How do people manage to eat right after they wake up? Jesus..

>>76705434
>his brithplace starts with s.
>pretends to be sofian

whatever, pseudo-CAPITAList

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>>76705609
shhh

>>76705666
Checked. Not commenting on the despicable existence of pig-disgusting neet failures, because it is a Saturday and anyone can sleep through the day.

>>76705666
>right after they wake up
well, Satan, when you have a baby that wake you up at 7, having a breakfast at 9 is the only right thing to do

>>76705806
hol up.. xpozed, are you telling me that your baby sucks YOUR titties?!

>>76705863
imagine having to eat the milk of some hipster who only eats mozarella and tomatoes and no meat lmao

that kid is gonna grow up to be one fucked up iron-deficient autist

>>76705613
tatar glup

>>76705863
doesn't matter which titties my baby sucks when she's up at 7 ready to play around, not giving a flying fuck about you, me or my neighbors

yes, it's a she, give me your best "lmao cuck" jokes

>>76705993
ne s loshy we biurmec

>>76706016
lmao cuck

>>76706072
eз ни cy бюpмeц би, нoли ти кyзaх, eз cy билгapън чъcт

>>76706219
в гъзъ

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>>76706219
alou ico shto si s biurmski flag we

>>76706016
lmao cuck

njoy having batkas knock her up in 13-14 years

>>76706331
зyшчo ми вyкaш ицy? тъкю лъ гъвypyт вy Плювдив? eз Плювдивчюнцки диaлюкт лъ гъвypyхим?

>>76706502
aren't you packing up for your trip back to serbia?

>>76706016
lmao cuck
you will have nigger grandchildren

>>76706502
icou ne se prai na udraen we, bek raskovski

>>76706569
why would i want to go there?

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>>76706331

Daily reminder that macedonia is not

Tatar
Gayreek
Smerdian
Sqiptar
Roachturk

Macedonia for macedonians

>>76706666
>>76700438
did you fap later that day

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>>76706580
>ico ot rakovski

It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you
Without a dope beat to step to, step to, step to, step to
Step to, step to, freaky-freaky
It's been a long time, we shouldn't have left you
Without a dope beat to step to, step to, step to, step to
Step to, step to, freaky-freaky
Baby girl,oh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zi_lhIaZOXI

>>76706726
Kek you have all my fb pics

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>>76706766
they may have the originals

but i have the edits, nigguh

>>76706933
5 eyes contacted you all didnt they

>98kg
>197cm
>ripped
>self-made millionaire
>brand new cayenne
>10/10 looks
>three gfs
>mma crack
I am what you would like to be, and it feels very good

>>76707143
post watch

>>76707183
Hahahaha

>>76707143
>3 cm short of 2m

hahahahahahaha

>>76707143
Kek then why do you post on an ethiopian claypot imageboard

>>76707319
>2 kg short of 100 kg

ahahahaha

>when you could've been a perfect 10/10 but god made an example out of you

you cannot be more perfect than god

>>76706502
>>76706580
>ico
not even close to my dialect
>зyшчo
зaщy
>тъкю
тeй
>лъ гъвypyт
ли гълчaт
>вy Плoвдив
y Плoyдиy
>eз Плювдивчюнцки диaлюкт лъ гъвypyхим?
aз плyyдиyчaнcки диaлeкт ли гълчa

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>>76707334

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>>76707418
>tfw your favorite bulgarian poster is here

>>76707418
hmm i was simply making up my own dialect, i didn't attept to sound like someone from plovdiv, it's a coincidence kek

I cant wait to get my diploma and to get the fuck off macedonia

Might change myname from stefan janev into something different to aviod the cia

>>76707587
since when is the CIA interested in shqip-riding autists

>>76705780
>claus "autonomia nu se negociaza pe baza de etnie" iohanescu
ce implici?

>>76707583
plovdiv dialect is a mix of easterb and western
catholic dialect is different from the rest of plovdiv dialects

>>76707587
change your name to Ahmed Iskenderiqi

>>76707587
>Janev
Come home Bulgarian man

>>76707678
the sjw gaycuck movement that unironically likes the mudslimes who would kill them first, will not survive for long

he better name himself blondin belokozhev

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>>76707612
Im pretty close to mijalkov and the vmro shits but im also friend with some of the opposition

So the thing is cia has been listening to me and my famaly to find out who i am and when i was at mijalkovs home i saw server and that day later i said that i put a virus and that i could bring down the government few months passed the recording were releaced by zaev

Then i was started being watched by the macedonian secret police and someone poisioned me and they got people who i least expect to get information from me

Cia thinks i put a virus in the server wants me to take the fall and to start a career into politics while their plan failed

I know shit all the way up from them i cant say much but they can also control the weather

They caused the floods in macedonia and they caused a 20-23celsius degree in fucking january in 2016

You know i was named king here and now when you can see that they can change the weather they got taylor swift to sing for them for potential targets

They have listened me for a long time and saw how i was very pro usa

https://youtu.be/e-ORhEE9VVg

Listen how she says screaming crying perfect storm i can make all the tables turn

And how she says stolen kisses pretty lies your the king im your queen

But i dont want to be in the cia i just wanna start a new life away from them

Because here i am a worth to them

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Right pic

sashko is a paranoic, and iki is a schizo

>2038
>be xpozeds kid
>please dont embarrass me when I bring anon for dinner dad

>>76708419
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/africa/sahara-desert-snow-first-40-years-rare-photos-atlas-mountains-algeria-karim-bouchetata-a7488056.html

Snow in sahara

>>76708332
I missed out on the taylor swift part, fucking what?

>>76708423
well his kid has a better shot at the future than any peasant spawn that will be fathered by the worthless autists here

>>76708523
Fucking songs by the stars are a code

>>76708561
What would be the sense of this?

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>>76708417
мaлцe шќип фaцa имa

>>76708332
So when is it planned for macedonia to be united with Bulgaria?

>>76708666
never, saytin

the (((powers))) that be don't want a strong country on the balkans

that is why we must all unite and purge the jewish parasite tbx

>>76708718
finally someone is getting it

there will be no great bulgarian, or serbia or shqiperia or any other great wannabe, the (((powers))) that be want status quo

>>76708718
>the powers
The UK is neutered, Russians are at their weakest since the end of WWII.

>>76708807
>finally

what do you mean.. i've been this way ever since i was 15 or so, for no logical reason

Watch this man

https://youtu.be/lypZPzLTNUg

>>76708817
>implying i'm talking about countries and not globalist individuals

what is this, the 20th century?!

>>76708871
Well, it's globalism that breaks borders on the Balkans and opens the door to foreign investment.
>caveman nationalism
What is this, the 19th century?

Maybe i put the virus and i am mad i dont have any money and ruined a friendship with 2 powerful people

Ether way i am getting the fuck out of here

>>76708927
>opening the door to saudi m*dshit investors
>hey kaffir build me another mosque
>allaaaaaaaahu akbar
>heads start rolling
>omg what do u mean u don't like this? what are you a racist or something?

>>76708979
>tfw work in a foreign company
>tfw drive on EU-funded roads
Some of the bitter neet faggots in this subreddit do not deserve to live. Honestly.

>>76708846
What are we looking at, Stefane?

>>76709021
>enjoy things that should be considered the absolute minimum human right
>praise them as if god himself is shitting in your mouth
>thank you master jew for building me basic roads to drive on
>thank you master jew for letting me work for half the salary of a western man

you are the worst kind of cuckold

>>76709054
we are looking at plebbit's favorite cartoon

it's le ebin funny because the scientist guy is le so le atheist xD

>>76709089
If you are more than 20 years old.
If you are not gainfully employed or in university.
Then you are dragging this country down and you need to commit a suicide.

>>76700794
Checkmate, atheists

>>76709139
There's no NEETbux in Bulgaria. So how does that work? There's no actively-negative impact. How are NEETs dragging this country down?

>>76709199
By poisoning our culture with their know-it-all bullshit. And yes, there are neetbux. Suicide, nao.

>>76709139
>being employed so you can condemn another human being to a life of suffering by giving it birth in this shit-tier country, with your shit-tier genes

no, xpozed, (You) are the one who should murder-suicide his family

>>76709260
Oh there are two of you? Faggot neets, fucking failures.

>>76709260
just fuck off already you degenerate, people like you are the problem of this country.

>>76709244
>know-it-all bullshit

I guess we should all close our eyes to reality and be thankful little cucks with low standards and expectations who praise basic commodities like they're a godsend, huh?

gee that really makes us stand out from 10th century peasants.

>>76709054
Some giant hothead in cia is controling the weather and they talk about coming up with a song

Same as i say that the songs are a code

So its them making all of those songs

Знaeтe ли зaщo нийтoвeтe cтe тaкивa пoдчoвeци? Зapaди тия бoклyци, poдитeлитe ви.

>>76709296
>>76709325
excellent example of samefagging

better rest up, xpozed

you only got sunday left, and we all know that sunday isn't really a resting day for wagecucks.. you can't have any kind of fun cos you gotta go to bed early to be fresh for exploitation by your (((boss))) on monday :)

>>76709408
Poдитeлитe нa нийтoвeтe, пo някaквa cтpaннa пpичинa, мнoгo пpиличaт нa eкcпoyзд. Интepecнo зaщo (:

I know zaev wont legalize the weed so i will bring down this government

>>76709422
Excellent example of delusion

>>76709481
wew lad

reported to shqip makke government

>>76709515
excellent example of someone who's working to pay for his boss' new mansion / vacation / car / boat or whatever it is that's on their list for current year

>>76709532
No need i leaked a mac government secret here they already watch me

>>76709569
>government secret
>secret

well i guess you didn't tell them about s*rvia's control over your state then, since that isn't really a secret

maqedoni eshte shqiperi

>>76709477
нe cъм ecкпoyзд, бoклyк. нo пoмиcли cи хyбaвo зa тoвa чe aкo нaиcтинa cи нийт, зa тoвa ca винoвни poдитeлитe ти--пpocтo нe ca тe възпитaли кaтo нopмaлeн чoвeк

>>76709626
>tatar delusions

how do you know if you're depressed? asking for not me obviously

>>76709776

depression is a meme pedaled by weak willed limp wristed fags

everyone is fucking depressed, that's life

very few people have clinical depression that requires treatment

>>76709747
hey, the half-human, half-pig autist is here. you've been gone for a couple of days.

>>76709894
>tatar butthurt

>76709894

dont put pigs on the same level of serbs, pigs did nothing to deserve that

now sewer rats, that's a different story

>>76709957
where have you been, we missed you, human-pig hybrid shitposter

my face when when been on 4ch for 8 years and still misquote

>>76710025
>>76710025

>>76709994
>shiptar delusions

helo frends
was banned for 1 day :^(

damn shame there are way too few apocalypse movies like the road or I am legend, its my favorite theme

>>76710257
just play gaems
like metro and stalker n stuff

>>76710111
he's rather butthurt than delusional m8
probably we massacred his whole family in kosovo so he escaped to usa lmao

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>this arouses the serb

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>

>>76710497
>>76710569
lol

>>76710337
I want just to relax and enjoy, not really playing it myself, though I enjoyed fallout

>>76710497
that pig looks happy af

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oink oink

thinking about becoming vegetarian or eating just meat of decently treated animals, issue is the 2nd is expensive desu

>>76710422

well that would be hard seeing as from im albania and not kosovo

>>76710257

28 days later

extremely good and /cozy/ movie

Macedonia the best fuck the rest

Damn i was so close to a get

>>76711112

im Macedonian too

t. xhemal sulejmani

>>76711153
It was the cia preventing it

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>>76710497
>>76710569
>>76710694
pls gib tight animal pusi

Eu merg foarte mult pe jos, aproape zilnic. In jur de 50 de kilometri pe saptamana. Ma rog, nu stiu daca e foarte mult, asa consider eu. Nu-mi place transportul in comun, mai ales in perioada asta, iar masina nu am, inca. Traind intr-un oras mic, ajung repede la pas dintr-un loc in altul. Fie ca am treaba, fie ca ma plimb, prefer sa merg pe jos.
De cele mai multe ori, imi place sa procesez la un nivel mai profund ce se intampla in jurul meu. Sunt atent si la schimbarile care au loc aici. Cine si-a mai pus termopan, cine si-a schimbat masina, cine se mai muta, cine se mai cearta, cine se mai impaca, cine mai sta pe la terase. Multe chipuri sunt cunoscute, dar imi place mai mult sa cunosc persoane noi. Mai intru in vorba cu oameni singuri, de cele mai multe ori tristi, care sunt spitalizati si mai ies undeva intr-un parculet la o inghetata sau sa mai traga o gura de aer proaspat. Pentru unii viata e pe terminate, pentru altii abia incepe. Asa am descoperit ca in spitale sunt si oameni sanatosi, dar pensionati ilegal pe caz de boala, asa ca trebuie sa bifeze cateva zile de spitalizare anual, ca asa spune legea. Pentru acesti oameni spitalizarea e un fel de concediu.
Betivii sunt haiosi si oarecum interesanti, de obicei ei se baga in seama. Am dat odata peste un betiv absolut fabulos. De fapt, el a dat peste mine. Trecea pe langa mine, eu stateam pe o banca, si de nicaieri m-a intrebat ce adancime are Groapa Marianelor. M-a mai plimbat prin geografie, literatura si astronomie. Cred ca am vorbit vreo ora cu el. Era cadru didactic iesit la pensie si tare mandru imi spunea ce fericit e ca fetele lui i-au calcat pe urme, fiind si ele profesoare.

Se intampla sa trec des pe langa o florarie. Afacerea merge destul de prost. Locatia e destul de aiurea, iar locul e urat amenajat. Nu stiu, mie nu-mi place. Parca n-as cumpara flori de acolo. De cateva luni, acolo vinde flori o fata noua. Are 23 de ani, e blonda, parul scurt, destul de inalta (pe la 1,70) si are ochii albastri. Ce mi s-a parut suprinzator la ea e faptul ca o vedeam mereu trista. De cele mai multe ori sta incovoiata pe scaun, priveste in gol, cu mainile incrucisate. Uneori o vad zambind fortat, cand mai pregateste un buchet de flori pentru un client.
Mereu cand o vedeam ma intrebam de unde atata tristete. De ce ar fi trista o fata inconjurata de flori? Apoi mi-a venit in minte un raspuns destul de simplu. Degeaba sta printre flori, daca niciuna nu e pentru ea. Cum si o femeie care vinde bjiuterii poate fi trista, pentru ca nicio bijuterie nu e pentru ea. Si tot asa. Asa ca mi-am zis sa ii fac o surpriza. In ziua in care o voi vedea mai trista ca niciodata, voi intra in florarie si o sa ii fac o surpriza.
Ziua asta a fost ieri. A fost o zi absolut minunata, iar la ora 18:24 treceam prin fata florariei. M-am uitat la ea si se vedea ca a plans. Avea ochii rosii si umflati. Am zis, gata, asta e ziua! Intru in florarie si o salut. Se ridica de pe scaun si se sterge la ochi, ceea ce intareste si mai tare ideea ca a plans. Imi raspunde la salut si ma intreaba cu ce ma poate ajuta. Ii spun ca vreau un buchet de flori. Ma intreaba de care, din ce flori. Ii spun ca habar nu am, ca nu am un obicei in a oferi flori. I-am zis, insa, ca am nevoie de cel mai frumos buchet de flori pe care il poate face. "E pentru cineva cu totul si cu totul deosebit", i-am zis. S-a uitat ciudat la mine si mi-a zis ca e o cerere rara asta. I-am zis ca am incredere in ea si ca sigur o sa imi placa buchetul pe care il va pregati.
Cat timp selecta florile, le lega si ce mai facea ea, purtam o discutie absolut banala.

E cald afara, s-ar putea sa ploua, bine ar fi sa ninga, ce bine ar fi la mare, etc. In timp ce vorbea si pregatea florile, o priveam. Habar nu avea ca isi pregateste propriul buchet. Nu stiu de ce m-am gandit la un calau care isi pregateste, fara sa stie, propria executie. "56 de lei face". Mi s-a parut putin. Am platit, mi-a dat bon. I-am zis sa se uite bine la buchetul ala si sa imi confirme ca e cel mai frumos buchet pe care l-a facut vreodata. A bolborosit un da timid, cred ca era si un pic jenata. Am luat buchetul si l-am privit atent. Habar nu am ce flori erau, dar am observat niste culori frumoase. Mult bleu si alb si foarte mult bun-gust.
Simplu, dar deosebit. Nu era niciun trandafir. Logic, ar fi fost prea banal. I-am zis "Ei bine, e al tau. Pentru tine a fost tot timpul". Parea ca s-a pierdut. A urmat un moment de tacere. Deodata, m-a asaltat cu o groaza de intrebari. I-am spus si ei ce v-am spus si voua, in mare. Mi-a multumit si mi-a zis ca nu s-ar fi asteptat niciodata. M-a intrebat cati am am, cum ma cheama, cu ce ma ocup si alte o suta de mii de intrebari. N-am raspuns decat la una (personala), legata de varsta mea. Facand schimb de varste, asa am aflat ca are 23 de ani. Eu tot dadeam sa plec si ea tot ma intreba tot felul de lucruri. I-am zis ca nu-i obligatoriu sa demontam in 5 minute orice mister. "Ce bine ca esti, ce mirare ca sunt!", la urma urmei. Am intrebat-o daca are de gand sa-si dea demisia azi. A zis, mirata, ca nu. Eu i-am zis ca n-am de gand sa ma mut din oras. Ideea e ca ne vom mai vedea, mai des ca oricand, incepand cu acel moment.
Si uite asa ne-am luat ramas bun, fara sa ne stim nici macar numele. Ma uit pe prognoza meteo si vad ca urmeaza doua zile de ploi. Eu mi-am zis ca ma duc marti, cand termina programul, sa o invit sa mergem sa mancam ceva. Cred ca o sa ii fie foame, ma gandesc ca ar fi oportun. Nu stiu ce va fi. Ar putea fi inceputul unei povesti deosebite sau ar putea fi un final sec.

>>76711494
>>76711559
>>76711587
shi le le le lei lei lei

>>76711494
>>76711559
>>76711587
shoo gypsy shoo

>>76711494
>>76711559
>>76711587
fute-o direct in pizda

>>76712086
>rumuns
>gyps

i am here to save you from page 10
kill all muslims

>>76713959
page what now?
>not using catalog mode

salaam alaikum my brothers

sallam

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>>76714819
merhaba arnavut, may I interest you in some türkish coffee?

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I took my dog out for a walk at 4 am so he can shit freely and no one would bother me and tell me to pick up his shit

wake up fucking lowlifes

to our hellass neighbor you may come our country you may live in the zoo

>>76717556
>t.analbanian subhuman

salam aleikum wake up musleman brothers its time for prayer inshallah

>>76717677
ααααααααλλλλλλλλλλλλλαααααααααααααααχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχχ

>>76718617
Salam my brother, have you shown your loyalty to our one allah?

>>76711587
ahahahaahahahahahah cat de beta

AL MAWT LI ISRAEL W AMRIKA


good morning

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>>76699443
Ai auzit vreodată tragedia lui Darth Plagueis înțelept? M-am gândit că nu. Nu este o poveste pe care ți-o vor spune Jedi. E o legendă a lui Sith. Darth Plagueis era un Lord întunecat al Sithului, atît de puternic și de înțelept încât putea să-i folosească forța pentru a influența midichlorienii pentru a-și crea viața ... Avea o asemenea cunoaștere a părții întunecate că ar putea chiar să-i țină pe cei pe care îi îngrijea de la moarte. Partea întunecată a forței este o cale către multe abilități pe care unii le consideră a fi nenaturale. A devenit atât de puternic ... singurul lucru de care se teme că își pierdea puterea, care, desigur, a făcut-o. Din nefericire, el ia învățat pe ucenicul său tot ceea ce știa, apoi ucenicul său la omorât în somn. Ironia. El ar putea salva pe alții de la moarte, dar nu pe el însuși....

>>76719288 (tu)
>vreodată tragedia
vreodata DE tragedia
>Jedi
Jedii
>atît
atât
>de care se teme că își pierdea
de care se temea e că își pierde
>el ia învățat
el l-a învățat

14/88

is there a language worse sounding than romanian?

>>76719796
German

>>76719770

May the force be with you, youngling

>>76719796
turkish is really ugly

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>>76719796
the unholy slavturk mess that sounds like dogs barking

Seriously considering leaving the fridge door open right now.

>>76720016
>implying he has the money to afford a fridge
you're in trouble when best mania is richer than
you

>>76720016
kupi si ventilator we bednqk

>>76720016
и cлeд 10 минyти хлaдилникът ти щe e тoпъл

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lets kill turks

>>76720693
Kys turklet

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J7drvhZwPcs

ჩემირაჭა აუ ჩემს რაჭაში მინდა რაა ღმერთო ნეტავ ერთხელ მაინც წამიყვანა რაჭაში და ერთხელ მაინც დამადგმევინა ფეხი რაჭის დალოცვილ და მადლიან მიწაზე, ,ერთხელ მაინც მანახა რაჭის ტყეები,რაჭის მთები და გავიცნო იქაური ყველა წეს ჩვეულება და ყველა ტრადიცია.ჩემს რაჭაში მინდა მე:( თელავი, ძალიან მიყვარს ჩემი გამზრდელი ქალაქი,ჩემი საყვარელი თელავი უთბილესია,მაგრამ ჩემი ფესვები რაჭიდან მოდის ამიტომ მინდა რაჭაში წავიდე და გავიცნო რაჭაში არსებული ყველა ტრადიცია და იქ მაცხოვრებელი ჩემი ტკბილი და ჩემი თბილი,ალალ-მართალი რაჭველი ხალხი. ჩემო რაჭა ძალიან მიყვარხარ,შენ საქართველოს მშვენება ხარ. რაჭა სისხლად დამიდიხარ ძარღვებში.
სისხლი მიდუღსსსს ამას რო ვუსმენნ გადავჭამოთ მტერიიიი ! ოღონდ ერთმანეთის ჭამას თავი დავანებოთ ! ჩვენთან არს ღმერ

KILL ALL wH*tEs

>>76720747 >>76720747 >>76720747
>>76720747 >>76720747 >>76720747
>>76720747 >>76720747 >>76720747
AIDE WE FYROMBEI
HAIDE HAIDE DAVAI TIGREEE
KYSAI GI WEEEEE

>call guy who's supposed to be expecting your call
>no answer
BREEEEEEEEEEEEE

γοοδ μονργινγ λαδς

>>76721877
Καλημερα

what are you doing this summer /balk/

for me it's gonna be my 1st real job, programming in elixir in an office. i'mma be a salaryman (wageslave) in no time

>>76722329
going to a village near plovdiv to visit my parents later greece with gf and back to sofia

>>76722408
>sofianec who's actually a villager
not even sure if memeing

>>76722525
I was born in sofia , going to my mother's place

>>76722525
>t. four generations in meden rudnik

Ok, the current ex-yu thread may use our stolen OC, but:
1) they handled iki very well, possibly mass-reported him and got him banned
and
2) they are memeing a russian visitor hard >>76712721

>>76707622
ca ardealul de nord este mai patriotic decat ardealul de sud

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>fyrom yesterday

>>76723249
Germans are fucking crazy about online privacy, their entire state protects the roach.

>>76723285
>>76723305

Хиc пики oн гyaт линкc хи клкиc

Hoт изи. He also came once in discord, posting cлaвceт caб хyмaн cпaм

>>76723464
вepи caд. хay дy yи фикc ди икибeй пpoблeм дeн?

BURGAS IN 20 DAYS LETS GO

COME STAB ME YOU FUCKING CUNT

>>76723560
where exactly you subhuman plazuela

>>76722972
he's now spamming the thread with some google translated insults kek

>>76723590
if you actually came to stab me you'd be saving me from this life of endless suffering

>>76723756
scared little servlet? just tell me the exact date and time and i'll wait for you at the bus station

>>76723775
not scared, i told you 22nd july i'll be there

>>76723811
what time? im not going to wait for your bus whole day.

>>76723827
not sure yet, we're going to get tickets soon and then i'll tell you, but probably going to be there at about 3-4 because we can check in at the hotel after 2

>>76723827
>a bus full of Serbs kicks your ass

>>76723868
okay then. just make sure to post about looks or at least give me a description on the day of your trip

good morning niggers and gypsies

>>76723905
you want to know how i look like?

>>76724045
yeah how else do i tell you apart from all the other servlets

>>76724064
188cm , 80kg, light brown hair , blue eyes, you're not gonna miss me, i can wear a serbia shirt on me so you can recognize me or something

>>76723119
>Ardealul de Nord
Vrei sa spui Muntenia de Nord?

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>>76724115
yeah the serbia shirt is fine.

this is how i'll look like


ignore the jacket btw

>>76724043
good morning nigger gypsy

>>76724115
>>76724155
larping faggots

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>>76724155
i have this exact same shirt, i'll be wearing this one

>>76724212
ok faggot
>>76724200
stfu mehmet

>>76723119
>ardei de nord
opinie de kakutza

>>76724225
t. Abdul Oglun

>>76724330
t. Mohammad Ali Karamanisoglou

>>76724225
so you'd stab an orthodox bro? :^(

>>76723556
By sending him back to лaзиcтaн

>>76724465
why not? servs are literally known for backstabbing their orthodox brother

>>>/pol/132097018
lmao they're posting serdar

>>76724465
The only orthodogs who don't backstab others are romanians

>>76724531
fugg ;Dddd

>>76724513
>tatar projections

>>76724513
it was 100 years ago nigga

>>76724115
B-bogdan?

>>76724212
How to not get laid in one simple step

>>76724802
nop

>>76724824
>implying it doesn't take huge nuts to wear that shirt in the batka capital of bulgaria

>>76724888
>implying anyone gives a fuck

>>76724155
you won't be there you lying piece of shit and the serb will then shit on everyone for being cowards, dumb burgas peasant

>>76724888
literally nobody cares unless you wear a tshirt with the t*rkish flag

>>76725045
stfu shitfian gypo

>>76725088
fucking eastern shitskins, with your shit skin and shit accent

>>76725123
t. selyak from god fucking knows where just like every shitfian out there

>inb4 im native shitfian

>>76725146
I was born in Sofia, and no one in my family comes from the disgusting soft-speaking shitskin East. The key point being--you won't be there at the bus station, because you are a shitposting failure who was bullied in school, and the serb will shit on all of us.

>>76725274
>shitfian delusions and projections

ku jeni rumeni
avem destui pentru fir?

>>76724888
Serbs have rather positive than negative image here. Only shirt which could get you in trouble is turkish and from Bulgarian teams in the wrong cities/neighborhoods

NEW>>76725602

>>76725602

>>76725602