>Military service starts in 48 hours 1. you are cunt 2. is

AAMUJA

1. worst corean citizen
2. yea

It's pretty bad because even people with ph.d have to go to the military and serve like a year and a half or so.
I'm pretty sure it is much easier for the finbros because they are first world people. Gooks are third worlders so they are more cruel to each other in the barracks

>>76689670
Hajoa paskaasi.

>Hauskaa siellä on. Asenne oikeaksi ja vittu vinkuu vain!

MORNINGS

Czechia
No, we fell for the "professional army" meme.

Yes.
Tho i paid like 800 bucks or smth and served only for a month

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No but ive volunteered, i start in August

>>76689803
silly english runt

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>military service starts in 72h
>Ends in next june

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>>76689684
>>76689740
>>76689759
lopettakaa

We have enough idiots who are patriotic about a country that's just a gaggle of outcasts.

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>We have enough idiots who are patriotic about a country that's just a gaggle of outcasts.

>being forced to go to the military

literally dictatorship tier

we got rid of that under a conservative government (!!!)

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Literally me in 2013

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Russland
Yes

>>76689670
1. Fleg
2. No, we barely have a military and thanks to the EU we'll never need one.

>>76690195
just balkanize already

>>76689914
what

>>76689718
>conscription

But you have experienced the feeling what comes from meeting all sorts of guys put in the same small space, and that means literally all sorts of guys.

The conscription offers you an inimitable change to meet ultra moron guys, ultra clever guys and ultra "fucking-hell-I-didn't-see-that-coming" -guys. And they come in so many variations.

>>76692114
It smellz like ur momz pu$$y coz shes the barracks fuck toy haha

>>76692212
ur mom gets banged by more than 50 % of berbers and black people :DDDDDDDDDD

My friend is in reserves and likes it but don't think getting yelled at all day is for me my dad did that enough when I was a kid haha

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>>76689670
i would pay to do it

>>76689670
>he's male
Heh.

We have but it's infamously shitty nowadays.

>>76692321
in finland i mean

>>76689670
I am a cunt.
Yes. I am avoiding the service.

>>76692321
>>76692379
ur mom does it free :DDD

>there are 18 year olds on /int/

lest we forget


kill yourself OP

>>76692514
umm nice try sweetie but I'm 20 xx

>>76689670
1. Republic of Burger
2. No, but I enlisted and served 4 years anyway. Good times for the most part, would do it again.
Being in a non-meme military like ours is a totally different experience though, not really comparable.

huomenta x347
HAJOO PASKAAS VITUN MOSA!!!

Flag and yeah.

>>76689670

1. Sweden
2. Yes, it's a thing again.

flag
elämän koulu is still a thing

currently avoiding conscription through psychiatric hospital, tried a lot of interesting pills

if they won't believe I am mentally ill I am going to assault their boss with a knife

don't mess with me you cunts

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>Join military
>Say I want to get out
>They let me out in 3 months
I love not having to be conscripted

1. France
2. Not anymore since 1997. We only have one "defence and citizenship" day during high school

>>76692321
no you wouldn't. my service was only 6 months, but every second of it sucked. i will never ever go back to there, even if i get called for military refresher course

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Flag

I served as a field medic in the end. Recommended as a comfy job. The most serious cases were two strained ankles and one rash that suddenly developed into pretty bad eczema. The eczema guy spent about half of his service in hospital lying down and doing absolutely nothing.

>>76692655
Is it officially reinstated already?

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lol I didn't even know that was a thing anymore
are you first world niggas literally commies

Do any of you watch the finnish football league? i got a question.

>>76690569
>99.99% of "americans" are from europe, asia, or africa

>>76693075
Boohoo did u get bullied because of your misaki pillow :DDDD absolute degenerate wimp

>>76693075
>every second of it sucked
why didn't you go to civil service then? I enjoyed my time in army, but I would have changed if I didn't like it.

>>76693155
Well you must seen those guys there who whined and cried about everything but were too dumb and scared to get the fuck out.

>>76693141
i don't watch anime and i never got bullied. spending 1/3 of the service in the woods was awful, especially when we only got around 2-3 hours of sleep every night

>>76693155
because all of my friends and relatives went to army. biggest reason for it was my father, who probably would've disowned me if i didn't serve in army

>>76693234
but i never cried about it. i did everything they asked me to do, and most people actually wondered why i didn't go to AUK. i only whine about my service on interweb, because i can

>>76693234
I talked to a guy from neighbouring company. He was making animal sounds to appear crazy and hoping to get C papers.Honestyl, C papers looks much worse than civil service in a resume (doubt he'll ever need one though).>>76693278
>my father
Fair enough, that sucks.

>>76689670
>is conscription still a thing there?
LOL no, we don't live in Africa

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>>76693400
>we don't live in Africa

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kjeh khej herkisty MOSHAAAA

>>76693400
No, you live in middle-east.

>>76689670
Do you know what your job will be?
Will you be stationed far from your home?

Sounds fun

What's the point of fighting for a non-Carolean army?

>>76689670
How many years must you serve?

yes, but i am ethnic minority so don't have to.

>>76689670
>>Military service starts in 48 hours
enjoy it. soon enough you will be trapped with your job and family

>>76689670
Do you get paid?

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>>76689670
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA
AAMUJA
TJ -6 vuotta :D:DD

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A A M U J A

>>76694014
Fucking jew

>not joining the military as an officer

LMAO nigga what ur doing?

>>76694661
what

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>>76694661
Here you usually have to earn your rank.

But given the circumstances i understand that they let any monkey with little over 90iq to lead in sopa de macaco land.

>>76691632
>meet ultra moron guys, ultra clever guys and ultra "fucking-hell-I-didn't-see-that-coming" -guys.
Vid related
https://youtu.be/6abtMAcDbXw

>>76694692

Doing military academy.

I graduated as 3rd sgt.

>>76692704
>elämän koulu
Is this Leevi or do you just speak Finnish?

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>>76694865
>Is this Leevi

Eihän Leevi Leavings enää ole elossa?

1. the way north
2. yes i think so

>>76694760

Uncalled for desu.

>>76689670
Now it is again. Finally more will defend our country to keep the cuckoldry safe :)

>>76694776
>born just in the right time to browse conscript psychosis videos all day on youtube
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M90uV16YgpE

can any fellow brazilian confirm the dink inspection is an actual thing?

I'm not THAT straight so I'm kinda worried

>>76689670
>monkey land
>yes
You have to enlist, but you usually won't have to serve the military if you tell them you don't want to, they are usually overloaded with people that want to follow that kind of life

>>76689670
we do have worst conscription in 1st world finn bro

godspeed anyway

>>76694890
>i think so
Jesus fucking christ, you don't know for sure?

The absolute state of Norwegian education.

>>76694926

They only check your crotch IF you enlist.

But usually nothing happens.

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>implying ur a man if u haven't been in the military

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>he isn't a jobnik master race
>he only gets to go home every other weekend or less
>he needs to sleep in a bunk bed with 7 other sweaty guys and not alone in his room
>he has to spend all his time with mongoloid mouth breathers and not qt girls in overly tight dress uniform
>he has to eat shitty food past expiration date instead of his mother's home cooking
>he will need to do reserve service every year until he is forty
>he will ACTUALLY and UNIRONICALLY risk his life instead of getting job experience and industry connections

Combatcucks will never learn

>>76694926
it's not true, you'll just have to be on your underwear and the doctor will examine you, nothing really happens

>>76695003
it's not finland-tier, which is why i was reluctant

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>>76693116
>II/13
Army was fun, especially when you actually got to shoot real assault rifles and since I was in the guerillas, I got to go innawoods with some autists.

>>76693116
>finnish football league
Finnish football sucks, ice hockey or even ski jumping is better than that.

Also hello Oтгoнбaяp, I suppose youre really mongolian and not a proxy?

>>76695091
>II/13 guerilla
were you in porpr? wasnt that batch the skvj one?

>>76693367
>in a resume
fucking idiot

>>76695147
on a second thought it was 1/13 whatever

>>76694888
Ei mutta Leevi oli yläasteella eräs tuntemani puoliryssä jonne joka selasi kesken ranskantuntien ylilautaa ja sitä venäistä lautaa
Katoin että kyseinen ryssä olisi ollut Leevi kun tuntee käsitteen "elämän koulu"

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>>76689670
>is conscription still a thing there?

I wish

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>when you complete the NCO training and due to nepotism you become the sergeant of the female conscript squad

Feels good tbqh sleeping in the same tent with qts

>>76695340
Are you a grill or is the Eesti army just really weird?

>>76693080
>Is it officially reinstated already?

Yep. The law goes into effect today, literally.

>>76695340

How does that happen? Are you the Generals son or something?

>>76695492
I think any army would have a shortage of female NCO's so they have to use males since there's an abundance of them.

No i live in a socialist cunt

>have all the cool modern weaponry with civilized ppl
>dont want to have a boyscout camp of 6 months

ill do it for you if thats allowed

>>76695340
Enjoy your real life /ak/ harem, Kalev

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>>76689670

Have fun

t. II/10 cable corporal

>>76695588
We have male male NCOs commanding female recuits (though mostly vice versa, 80% of the commanders at my non-combat bootcamp were extremely bitchy girls), but they would never sleep in the same tent

best year of my life desu, would unironically go back if i could.

it will only suck if you make it suck for yourself, good way to do that is to pick some garbage specialization like field cook, bicycle repairman or military police where you'll be twiddling your dick for the most of the time.

>>76693532
not sure what my job will be, most likely going to be a jaeger or something
the distance isn't too bad, less than 200km from where I live
>>76693602
6 months, 9 months or a year
hopefully I get out after 6 months
>>76694014
5.1€ per day for the first 165 days
8.5€ per day for days 166-255
11.9€ per day for days 256-347

>>76695771
>military bicycle repairman
Wat. And I thought the IDF had useless posts.

>>76695851
we also had museum nco who basically sat and drank coffee in this museum building on the brigade grounds and there was visitors on like 2 days per year. there's quite a lot of pointless tasks you can get assigned into if you make it seem youre hopeless mid training.

>>76695965
We have several IDF museums too, but the only people there are the girls who are too retarded to even be secretaries.

I bet you don't have a military magician.

>>76695851
it's basically a made up position where they put the completely useless autists that haven't been sent home, but can't be trusted with any half-way important jobs. they might repair a bike or two and oil up skis in the winter, but mostly they just dick around for six months.

Its all about mindset really

Our """"""conservative"""""" minister of defense ended conscription in 2011, so I signed up voluntarily

All in all its pretty chill

Though I dont know how the German military stacks up in comparison to other European ones

>>76696043
>a military magician
sounds pretty bizarre. the funniest task i can think of is field dean's assistant. literally only thing he does is hand over bread in field eucharist

Conscription = Slavery

Would move in a heartbeat if I lived in a 3rd world fascist country that forced me to do something I don't want to.

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>>76695965

The best job I got was brewing barrels of napalm for a fire training excercise. I felt like I had drank a six-pack or two after inhaling gasoline fumes for half a day.

>>76696222
>Would move in a heartbeat if I lived in a 3rd world fascist country that forced me to do something I don't want to.

Do you want to pay taxes?

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>>76696043
We have bulbasaur

>>76696270

1. it's way different, I don't actually have to perform any activity

2. I don't mind taxes

>>76695602
volunteer you gay faggot

>>76696251
the best job i got assigned to was being a target group for 4 weeks to some afghanistan peace keepers training in Finland. we dressed in middle eastern clothing and formed this artificial village and were told to behave badly, like shooting randomly in air and pointing guns at them when they drove a convoy past the village it was pretty funny

>>76696134
It's literally a performance magician for entertainment shows. We also have several military bands, around one per division or brigade, and that is aside from the large IDF orchestra, and the IDF DJ (though the last one might be a myth)

Don't forget the entire education corp, that teach values (n' shieet) to soldiers, and gorillions of general workers that just clean the base for two or three hours per day and then go home.

The IDF literally has too mucg manpower, it's crumbling under its own weight. All those useless soldiers need uniforms, food, housing, commanders, courses, etc etc

>>76696275
What's a Bulbasaur?

>>76696222
What a little bitch! OMG lol
Had to be belgian

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>>76689670
No. Probably going to join anyway tho

>>76696575
>What's a Bulbasaur

He's got 1 morning left. It's a tradition to do evening row calls with pokemon names when you got 1-151 mornings left.

>>76696575
Oh! I forgot the best one! Military Bird Watcher, whose job is the chase away birds with a stick from airfields when planes need to take off. It's pretty much the "my uncle is a general in the airforce" job

>>76696764
in that case, I am a Gastly

>>76696764
I wished I was finnish :(

>>76696861

Without looking it up it's 24, right?

>>76695268
tää :D olin viel se mulkku joka ohitteli jonossa

>>76696924
92

>>76696903
Come here and i'll make you into finnish man.

>>76697009

Vittu. Well, close enough:D

>>76696701

Just not a braindead that the government can use however they want to

>>76695763
>>76696275
I love that I can't spreak Finnish but understand these 100%

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>you will never be conscripted In the name of the motherland and enjoy army banter because NATO disarmed your cunt
>If you do the 1 year volunteer service you will be surrounded by gypsies
>If you join the professional army everything will be too strict for army banter
Feels bad man

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>>76689670
1.
2. nope.

We do have "National Defense Day". Its an event that lasts a whole day, basically to raise awareness about the military and such, where you learn to assemble guns, shoot them, eat shitty food, do the basic exercises etc.
Its mandatory for everyone that turns 18. If you skip it you can get a fine from 250 to 1250 euros and wont be able to work for the State

>didn't have to go because a girl died in a zip-lining exercice and they suspended it for everyone on that year
>tfw I actually wanted to go

>>76697015
Buy me a ticket I already got a EU passport.
Can Foreign enlist as a mean of citizenship?

freedom aint free the tree of liberty gotta be littered with the blood of conscripts

>>76695167
?

>>76697447
Jos meinaat CV:tä niin ei työnantajia kiinnosta eikä niille kuulu vittuakaan ootko käyny armeijan 99% töistä. t. eri

>>76697337
You already have to be a citizen or have dual citizenship to get in the army.

>>76689670
flag
yes but you can pay to skip it

>>76697493
multa on aina kysytty, mutta kaipa se riippuu minne hakee. Sanoisitko työhaastattelussa, että ei kuulu teille jos kysyttäis?

>>76697614
Joo.

minkäs laisia töitä vois hakea tolla asenteella?

>>76697614
Itellä ei oo CVssä eikä ikinä oo kysytty

>>76697892
ei tarkoita, että se pätee kaikkialla.

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TJ -17

>>76697952
No teenki valkokaulushommia

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>>76698002

TJ n. -2200

>>76695524
O boy. Welcome back.

1. medikit
2. was pretty comfy, generally good people, some stupid, some smart, on contrary to >>76695843 switzerland actually pays decently, once i've decided to become sergeant (OR-5), I made more than a lot of entry level jobs pay, while still getting everything for free. Also had a comfy disaster relief function which prevented me from going innawoods all the time, and we have milder climate than the finnbros anyway.

Served 9 months, and I've got 7 times 24 days of repetition left, which i've to do over the course of the next 12 years.

>>76699103
Were there any swiss cuties?

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>>76699103

>>76699236
All i really miss from the army are those all-night masturbation contests which we had.

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>>76699356
Watafak? Are you a mortarman or just c-man?

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>>76699356

>first (1st) night in the army
>hear suspicious sounds from the opposite bunk
>mfw

>>76699560
>first night
>an orchestra of masturbary shuffle of sheets by normal people and crying of wussies when the reality sets in

>>76689799
I thought that all serve just month in your country. I met some guys from KGZ in russian army and they told me so

>>76689670
1.
2. No but once I graduate university I am going to apply for Navy OCS

>>76699548
what is wrong with mortarmen?
t. mortarman

>>76699713

You take a mortar man... ...and put him in control...

>>76699675
>Weeping and wanking
Somethings are simply universal :'v

>>76699548
Recon

>>76699560
Nobody really cared when people masturabated, we even did it without blankets during hot summer nights. Some guys just watched really, too shy i guess.

>>76699236
Haha. t: medic

That's the stuff you learn to do, among other things.

I can tell one trick that may save some dudes from a bad case of discomfort. If you are going to do a longer forced march, smear your groin, ass crack and inner thighs with dermatological vaseline ointment (a.k.a. ass grease) that doesn't wear off.

Some dudes just have that anatomy where bodyparts are rubbing against clothing and against each other to a point where in the end you can almost see the bright red chafes glowing in the dark. And they are painful. Use the ass grease to prevent that. No joke. Do it and you'll thank me later.

>>76689670
1. Méjico
2. Yea. But its compulsiveness is determined by a raffle. Some say is dull (since it's nothing more than exercises under the sun each Saturday). Besides that, it's all bureaucracy.

>>76689851
Toooo short

>>76699771
Watch him become a ncoooo'd, putting mosas hössels on hold!

>>76699993
Recon? Fugg. I hope that didn't happen in AUKgi.
Also, now that you're in reserve, aren't you... RecOFF! :::DDDdd vidsi oli omagegsimä.

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>>76700744
That joke was so terrible that you should be ashamed

>>76689670
>2017
>not having a melting pot society with no cultural identity that you'd watch burn to the ground before taking up arms

get with the times finbro

>>76699160
No, the only girl (i was already sergeant at this point when she entered) we had wasn't that good looking, quite an attention whore (she got pretty much all of it in the platoon) and had the occasional emotional tantrum, pretty normal girl otherwise. she too became sergeant, wonder how she got any authority over a bunch of 20 yo guys.

The tankers next door had a pretty hot lieutenant though.

Friend at the medics had a girl who blew her lieutenant the first week.

>>76700881
I know,sorry. We all wanked in AUK, no sheets, full moon and all. Someone sang "row row row your boat" and we all joined him. Ah, good times.

>>76689670
apparently it's mandatory for men here but I literally don't know of anyone who has gone though it
just going to university is enough to not have to do it

>>76701206
>blew her lieutenant the first week.
Holy fuak! Allah akbar and all? Was she court martialed?

>>76701340
i meant gave a blowjob

>>76701273
Cleaning duty was shit when there was cum all over the floors, beds, walls and windows.

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>>76701560
Yeah... :)

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>>76701206
>wonder how she got any authority over a bunch of 20 yo guys.

It's because of military itself. Our female brass is basically the same. A set hierarchy saves their day every day.

Pic related is however about a very rare exception. Her presence can be about seven times larger than her physical appearance. They call her Combat Pygmy, but never in her face.

>>76699691
No, it was one year until 2015 or 2016 and now it's 18 month.

>>76702054
You can just see it that they all banged her. Probably all at the same time.

>>76702054
why are those guys all around the same height?

>>76702682

They are grouped so. The tallest ones are always first and front and midgets in the back.

Conscription is good duty for dumbasses.

In Brazil conscription there is a lot of stupid shit like swimming in a cold river during winter, having to eat raw chicken, snakes and cats, but at least during free time there is a lot of vodka, weed and picking up girls with your uniform.

>>76703347
Uma delicia

>>76702955
Also good for meme development process. You simply can't have more fruity environment for top notch memes than 10 all kinds of dudes stuffed in the same room, same shower, same toilet, same tent and in the same pile of shit, snow and cold for months. A meme creation is inevitable. Some guys literally even become a meme, kekkage.

>>76695043
We did joint training ops with some of you kikes once. You guys were undisciplined and generally had no fucking idea what was going on or what you were doing. Don't get ahead of yourself, the IDF is just a much a meme force as the Finns.

>>76689670
1. Flag
2. Yes, but there's no mandatory service in peacetime

>>76689670
yes 6-12 month

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>>76702955
Said the ex-soviet state.

>EX

>1st day in conscription
>6 in the morning
>Lieutenant kicks the door open and throws a chair at the wall
>Screams "TÜRAAAA" at the top of his lungs
>Pulls down a random person from the bunk bed and pushes if over
>"YOU CUNTS HAVE EXACLTY 5 MINUTES TO GET READY"
>I couldn't do it in 5
>Another loud "TÜRAAAAA"
>Grabs me by my collar and pushes me to the ground
>"ALL DROP DOWN AND GIVE ME 25"

Ahhh, yes, this is the type of manhandling I was after

>>76703890
I would love to manhandle you

>>76703890
I have to doubt that, unless you were there in the 90s.

>>76703890
lewd

>>76704041
That's gay

Mornings, nauti cabceestä

T. GTJ 73 vissii

>>76704088
Believe it or not the regime in some of the battalions is way tougher now than it was in the 90s

Estonian conscription is savage af (atleast where I served, it varies like day and night between battalions)

>>76703890
C'mon man, it's the military. Should he serve you a cake instead?

>>76703834
The best part about it is that we know everything all Russian generals know. And we're NATO, unlike you fuckers.

>>76703890
Here in Brazil, if you don't wake up in time the sargeant beats you up and takes 1/4 of your salary.

>>76704186
I liked the physical violence. Not in a weird sexual way, but in a way that makes u feel alive, gives u a reality check
>>76704088
Dude the lieutenants waterboarded each other on their birthdays. They are weird people

>>76704097
It's not when it's about Training. Gahaha.

>>76689670
1. ukraine
2. yeah, 1 year.
until this year we also had a few waves of mobilization for the war in the Eastern Ukraine. Pyzdets' blyad'. But mobilization was stopped and regular military service is obligatory only for people from 21 to 25 and when I finish my university I'll be 26.

1. turkey
2. 6-12 months
terrorism is a thing here and there is a good chance to die if you do it in eastern Turkey. Im thinking to take that chance

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>>76703890

Hot

>>76704264
>Not in a weird sexual way, but in a way that makes u feel alive,

I'm the same. It's called action. 1000x better than the fucking boredom.

>>76704174
>>76704264
Bloody hell. Sounds very... Russian, or very anti-Russian.

>>76704230
Yes, because picking a side in the cold war sure does sound good.

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>>76704230
>And we're NATO, unlike you fuckers
>being this weak
i want to rape Estonia as a country

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>>76689670
>2. is conscription still a thing there.

It wasn't but they've decided to bring it back this year.
Lucky I won't be drafted because I'm not an underage.
but you get a good amount of money when you finish your service and it's only for one year

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>>76704381
You're seemingly either underage or have watched a lot of movies. You don't even do anything in that 12 months, you just peel potatoes.

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>>76704543
>It wasn't but they've decided to bring it back this year.
>flag

Press F to pay respects

>>76689670
flag
If you don't have a higher education - 18 months, if you have - 12

>>76704520
She's a tough girl, she can take it and still shoot you in the face.

>Half-raging at the faggot(s).

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>>76704634
Oh no it was on the table since 2016 and it was confirmed earlier this year
So it's not related to Qatar
or is it?

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>>76689670
Antibanzer unit is da best :-DDD and erecting TOW's with skis :-DDD

It should be.

>>76704664
Yeah yeah come fight Navy SEALs in Lake Peipus. Or the British SAS. We have them all, stationed, just because we can.

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>tfw got out of navy before my contract ended

>>76704528
There has, like in any military, of course been a fuckton of all kinds of rumors and stories and whatnot, but never anything genuinely confirmed. Implying if there were cases with consequences they all went under the radar.

>>76704818
>Navy

Were you the twink or the bear?

>>76704845
looks like he couldn't even take his own inquiry.

>>76689670
yes
don't worry, by the power of nokia you will triumph

>>76704869
Navy does the landings all the time man. It's whether or not they can blow up enemy ships first.

>>76690034
If that is actually literally you, it's a great pic tbqh.

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>3 female conscripts got pregnant last year
>One after a supposed sauna gangbang
The things army doesn't want you to know

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>the night of the reels

>>76695043

You need to go back, Ivan

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>>76704783
After seeing how Americans did in arrow17 it's really hard to take them seriously.
I will rape those seals too.

>>76704951
What part of "literally me" did u not understand?

>>76704972
Probably a true story. We have the same irl. They all go under the radar.

>>76704983
>Aku is dead
>Battery is dead

Lol Finnish is funny

>>76705047
I didn't know if you were one of those awful faggots who misuse the word literally. But like I said, the pic is cool as shit.

>>76704972
>sauna gangbang
literally hot

>>76705096
Its actually "Akku" not "Aku"

>>76704992
Whatever, you're not even involved in our black ops, nations outside of NATO. You're basically Russians which your Finlandization policies. Did you know we also have Polish spec ops here?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6sOFVmOQxUs

>>76705076
Yeah, sex in conscription is nothing rare, it's just not reported on. Several people have actually died in cosncription since the 90s in Estonia, yet the public does not know about this. Stuff like that is never publicly covered

t. Someone whose uncle is the second highest rank in one of the battalions

>>76705154
>>76704992
Stop this cringe you niggers
>>76705101
Ged oud of here, stalger xDDDF

>>76705096
I like you bro.

Anyone wanna see a video of me shooting a .50 Browning M2 (blanks ofc) at Yankee Black Hawks during the spring storm?

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>tfw they don't teach pinkka folding anymore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y9eBPtbNFns

(the guy is imitating a character from a children's show, if you're wondering why he sounds strange (and he's pretty good at it))

cut my wrist by knife during the duty and got kicked out from there.

>>76704783
Why should I? I'm not an aggressor or invader. We have DEFENCE forces, not "Oh hey murika. Oh war sounds nice. Who? Some sandniggers, oh count me in!" forces.

>>76689670
Flag
Yes, but everyone can easily avoid it. The tipical way is to have a doctor give you a piece of paper saying you have a knee condit and cant run.

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Yes, but I evade it

>>76689670
it just became a thing, but they're only recruiting a few thousands, so you have to be exceptionally strong to get selected, and even then you have to express strong interest in the form they send you.

>>76705470
Sure.

>>76705707
This desu

Just suck it up and go. It literally won't be that bad. Just laugh at all the stupid things (not when your superior sees though) and remember it's only 6 months. When they ask if you wanna spend 9 or 12 months in there, never say maybe, never say yes, always say a strict "NO". If you ever say anything else than "no" then it's almost 100% certain you will go to the dreaded petty officer training.

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>>76705541
>don't need to do pinkka in jaeger battalion
>get moved in to communication battalion for training
>must do perfect pinkka every night
>everyone knows we aren't required to do that anymore but everyone is too pussy to speak up about it

fucking 20 min on that stupid sheet everynight

>>76705758
Too bad u can't bc 4cuck doesn't allow good quality video upload

>>76705812
>20 min
>everynight
No wonder you got moved. ::DD:D

>>76705709
They need at first to establish a sufficient amount of core personnel to pick up instructors for the lots that follow.

I bet my ass there are some strong statements and swearing on how things should be at the moment.

>>76705824
Damn, Maybe later?

>>76706040
What I'm sad about is the audio. 50 Cal clapping is so satisfying

>>76689670
Colombia.
Yes it's mandatory for almost every man within the 18 - 27 age range.

But I was lucky to skip it legally and get my military card.

Thank you varicose veins and varicocele.

>>76706093
Make a meh-account on youtube and you're good.

t.Diffag

>>76705801
>it's only 6 months

>>76706093
It is.

I was a caretaker of one of our rare MG3s. A very satisfying experience. You have those too, am I right?

>>76706006
in either case, I was born early enough to be safe. only people who turned 18 this year have to fill in the form, so I'm safe. I did fill in some other form when I turned 18, but I doubt people who filled in that one get selected.

>>76706272
Yes we do. MG3 is nothing but a child compared to 50cal BMG

i have friends who filled out the application saying that they were very interested but barely any of them were accepted. probably worse for girls though since it has to be 50-50 and barely any girls want to do it.

>>76706336
Well duh, one is a light machine gun and the other a heavy machine gun

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>already enough volunteers joining military service
>still have to show up and pick a number

>>76706336
Ofc. However I loved the cutting speed of it. A spray of tracers from a MG3 felt nice.

>>76706390
Is that the feminist ruling?

>>76706722
it's their trick to make mandatory conscription seem fresh and progressive

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Wish they'd send me a rehearsal invitation already. It's been over 6 years and I really need my irl spurdoing fix.

>>76706291
Yea, I can imagine it. It's a volunteer space fully on right now, and it's basically a race who gets selected. Two years later from now on (at earliest) it will concern everyone in right age group.

>>76706722
I guess. I don't think the rule is that strange but obviously women don't make very good soldiers.

>>76706625
What's your standard general purpose mg if mg3 is rare?

>>76706874

PKM and *shrugs* KVKK62

>>76706963
Holy shit how in hell does Finland have shittier guns than Estonia? Our infantry is getting AR-15 rifles soon too because galil has lived it's life

>>76707175
Fuck you. Estonia uses MG-3 machine guns. Because MG-42 killed far more Russians than any Finns ever did.

>>76707175

Take into account how many more you need.

>>76689670

1. burgerburg
2. yeah but antifa would probably grow to become a significant threat if our govt tried drafting again. anti-war bullshit has worsened in this country starting in korea and really becoming visible in vietnam

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>>76707175
>Finland have shittier guns than Estonia?

Finland has always had shittier guns (and weapons overall) than anyone else.

Pic related.

>>76706820
>>76706867
Right.
Now imagine a war with that ratio. At least half of the bodies are good looking (more or less), but unfortunaly might be used even after death.
Hey, if it's warm, it is warm. Even cold one is ok.

>>76707414
it's ironic since mandatory conscription has traditionally been considered the "left wing" option, as opposed to the volunteer army, where a lot of people apply just to escape poverty.

>>76707235
Yes but you also have a much bigger population meaning more money to buy guns
>>76707229
Did you even comprehend what you replied to?

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>>76707735
wouldn't it be an authoritarian vs libertarian thing?

it makes sense for both the authoritarian right and left to be pro mandatory conscription

>>76707740
Do you understand that Estonians killed more Russians than Finns did? Their winter war and continuation war combined? On the Narva front alone we killed 1 million Russians which they never achieved.

>>76707229
PKM has killed quite a lot of people after WW2.

Honestly PKM is bretty gud GPMG. It has it's quirks how you handle it (don't drop the round etc) but it's genuinely designed to kill people up to 600 meters. With Lapua rounds of course.

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Ah yes, the Finnish """""""""""""""""""army"""""""""""""""""""

very serious business indeed

>>76707175
PKMs are convienent, because our dear neighbour uses them too and we can use their ammo, if needed.

>AR-15
Lel. We need usable guns in every weather, not plastic toys for cod-kids. ;)

>>76707866
>On the Narva front alone we killed 1 million Russians
Citation needed. Interesting stuff.

>>76707949
whenever I asked Finnish guys about their time in the army, they were all smiles and refused to say a thing.
This thing about guns seems to be just LARPing t b h

>>76707866
Dude you didn't understand anything I said. I stated that it is weird how Finland has shittier equipment even though they are a bigger and richer cunt. Also it was far from a million and not only Estonians fought at Tannenberg line. At best we whacked 200 000 russians

Yes but the military can't afford to give training and boarding to every 18 year old macaquito here so only a fraction actually gets drafted.

>>76708276

The rifle kills just as fine today as it did 40 years ago. There has not been any significant advances in the field to justify overhauling all the guns an ammor for up to +900 000 reserves.

>>76708276
We have those ones too bro.

We have a traditional strong bond with Estonia. And Rääveli.

>>76708276
>>76708126
Russians lost around 300k men conquering Estonia. Also if Estonia had fallen early Finland would have fallen also bc Stalin wanted to launch a strong naval and airborne attack on Finland using Estonia as a launch ramp. We had your back brother, even if it meant for us to fall we still held our own till the last breath.

For almost a year we held the red vermin back

>>76708242
Anon, get it for real already. Here: >>76703580

There are forced memes (like mainstream pop music) in which memes only win, and then there are natural memes that come up with life which are all about winning in losing.

If you have a culture where only winning wins, you are short of the rest of the life itself. There won't be even real jokes anymore, only seriousness prevails.

Czechia, No but I'm seriously considering droping out of college and joining military or police after two years

>>76689670
>salary for having fun
Be glad mate. It was the best time of my life.

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1. you are cunt
>No
2. is conscription still a thing there?
>Not anymore, but it was a few years ago. I did my conscription. I was driving these in the picture.

>>76694821
Qual força ? Vou formar na fab ano que vem

>>76709316
>salary
kek
they pay 5.10€ per DAY for the first 6 months

>>76709448
wow, and they don't desert?

The lowest pay here is A1 with about 2100€/month (tax free)

>>76709055
>pretending Finland isn't a miserable frozen rock shrouded in darkness, hail, and misty fog for 6 months every year
>claiming forced military service cheers everyone up, and is the cure for seriousness when Finnish suicide rates are second only to Baltics

You sound like a communist secretary. I know your kind.

>>76709703
When it's about military conscription the government doesn't need to pay any real salary. Only the upkeep regarding clothing, food, accommodation, health care and operational expenses (including insurance in the case of unintentional fuckups) are fully covered.

Financial compensation is the traditional "a coffee and a bun" per day. You can't even buy a box of cigs with that in Finland. That's the nature of conscription.

We don't thank God, most of our military is Black and Hispanic

>>76709958
We have been free all this time while you guys weren't. And now, You are Free.

Welcome to the real World bro. Drop your commie baggage right there where you stand and start doing things All by yourself. No one is giving instructions ever again.

There are No more instructions for you what to do. From now on, you have to cope with things all by yourself.

>>76710406
There are nowadays quite a lot of Marines with a MS-13 background I've heard.

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>>76708959
Yeah, war is heck.
Then you sang and towards independence you sprang. Huzzah!

>>76711192
Aren't that Russian cigarettes?

>>76710339
Althou if you go through pack of fags a day, you might not be in army for long.
In my army times they used to just buy packs of tobacco and roll fags on a go. Comes a lot cheaper on a long run.

>>76710656
Yes all sorts of gang's send Thier recruits to the military to receive free combat training, to them it's just gang business

>>76711224
You're kidding right? It's just a poorly made cig.

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>dfw don't get promised rape and loot for enlisting anymore
WHY.EVEN.LIVE

>>76689670
Yes. And from Monday to the 12 of June I'll have to evade everyone who has any relation to police and army

>>76711372
>What is PMC.
Dude... Dude!

>>76711318
I get it. Doesn't still make a proper militia outside their own organization.

>>76711338
Probably he says so because many characters in soviet media were smoking cigs of such shape.

>>76711700
So it's a meme.

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>>76711742
Kinda.
Pic not quite related

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Have a good one

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>>76712024
we'll see

>>76693116
i do

>>76711633
they don't take you unless you are an experienced vet tho

>>76708959
That wasn't in WW2 retard. You just bended over for the Soviets in WW2

>>76713250
Or unless you're good.
But what is 5 years of military service as nco or such, when you can get into shooting somalian pirates from ships or helicopters.

>>76689670
I was in the Army here for 4 years, it wasn't so bad.
I wouldn't want to do it again though because I like sleeping and being free to do what I want.

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