>father is american >there is a very real chance i could

She'll be right Tonto, don't worry about it.

>>76683341
should i start throwing a tomohawk and dressing up in saint patrick's day walmart brand clothes to embrace my white american heritage>

>>76683397
As I cannot give a young cub advice I would recommend consulting your elder chieftain, Richard Blackfoot of the Middletown, Ohio tribe, or failing that consuming a heroic quantity of peyote to summon the spirit of your hallowed ancestors.

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>discovered I'm a descendant of half a dozen convicts

My parents got their ancestry report done and apparently I don't have any black or native blood. Genuinely shocking to be h

I do have Fr*nch and *r*sh ancestors though so it's basically the same

>>76683578
your mother and 5 other guys ahahaha

>>76683639
wow me BTFO

>>76683332
Who gives a fuck? We are all partially black if we look back enough.

>>76684561
umm not me sweetie

>>76684567
Well we all developed from apes and monkey men from Africa.

>>76684599
umm not me sweetie

I am Greek

>>76684599
proofs?
http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/06/morocco-early-human-fossils-anthropology-science/

>>76684639
me to

You are far more likely to be part abo than we are native or black.

>>76684675
I was made by God in his image

Also, congrats on your Mom getting yank'd (lel).

>>76684599
>2017
>out of Africa theory

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>>76684683
>You are far more likely to be part abo than we are native or black

>>76683332
FUCK OFF WERE FULL CUNT

>>76684683
there are 42,020,743 black americans in America, which represents 16% of the population
off the top off my head, there's something like 600,000 abos, which is only 3% of our population and most of them live outside of population centres

>>76684611
Damn, are you a descendant of those pure white alien babies the greys from Jupiter implanted here?
>>76684717
Well doesn't really matter which apes we came from. They're all ugly and brown though.

>>76684723
>irrelevant meme

Cool. Doesn't change facts that Aussies bleached a whole generation of abos.

>>76684789
kek you really have no idea

congratulations brother.
I know you have always felt different from your fellow countrymen. Why you crave burgers. The feeling of great anger for events of 9/11 and Pearl Harbor. The need to bring freedom onto others by force. The palpable feeling in your gut whenever you enter a mart.
They call this feeling manifest destiny. It is something all Americans are born with and must fulfill. Come home, Lady liberty beckons you

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>let me tell you about your country

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>>76684704

uh... so this is /int/ at night, huh?

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Youre nothing but a bunch of shitskins, all of you

Feels good to be pure, man

>blackness can skip generations
>your baby becomes black
>literally cucking yourself

>>76684984
You seem to be an expert on the topic of cuckoldery

>>76685025
think that might have possibly been the joke mate

>>76684984
>blackness can skip generations
Is that what your wife told you when the baby she squirted out was a nig?

>>76685050
think that might have possibly been the joke mate

>>76685046
>joke

Whats that?

>>76685069
good reply

>>76684982
Germans are and have always been literal niggers, Hunnic blood notwithstanding.