>I can name all 50 states >I can mark all african countries

la nina como una manzana

that's it

I can mark all countries on a map

>50 states
>only 50

Looks like you've still got some learning to do.

Fucking your mom

>>76674219
I can peel an apple perfectly with my teeth

>>76674317
What are you talking about, you have 50 states

I can identify every fish in the northern hemisphere

I can suck my own dick

>>76674438
I guess you are dude from this thread
:^)
>>76674112

I'm a good figure skater in a country with only a couple hundred figure skaters.

>>76674495
Yes indeed

I can speak French at an intermediate level.

>>76674219
I can roughly summarize Kant's Critique of Pure Reason (back then, I knew all the details). For example I know that an a priori synthetic judgement is a very shocking thing.

>>76674723
Yeah I'm sure you also wear a beret everyday faggot

>>76675183
I recognized you
>>76660208

I can make my feet hurt if I move them a certain way.

I can move my right ear a little bit

>>76674723
Useless? You could work for Algolia, man.

>>76675250
haha, not it wasn't me. Why would I bait 4ch's STEM autists to hate what they especially love to hate? Too easy.

When someone says a word I can quickly say it backwards

Or as a kid, havent tried in a while

I can speak French at an intermediate level(seriously).

I can speak French at an intermediate level

>>76675250
Also, Emmanuel Macron studied philosophy 5 years, so per se there's absolutely nothing to regret, it's rather a priviledge.
This thread is about useless, not regret.

>>76675338
héhé comment ça va mon ami !? Choucroute! Patates?

>>76675371
Do you agree with Kant?

>>76675405
NO.

Critique of pure reason : ok, pure reason is blind, but let's act as if it wasn't, as if God existed, and as if Free-Will was a real thing.

Critique of Pure Reason : a Treatise of Wishful Thinking.

He asked the right questions though.

>>76675332
So you're fluent in Finnish?

I can drink 2 litres of water in under 12 seconds

>>76675399
>comment ça va mon ami !?

Je suis en pleine forme, mon pote. Et toi, ça roule ?

>>76675495
What about semen?

>>76674438
no, there are also hawaii and alaska and puerto rico. so 53 total

>>76674219
>What useless skills do you possess, anon?
I can mark all 50 US states on a map without borders.

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>>76675516
Oui, ça roule ma poule! Je suis content de parler à un Allemand!

>Un peu fragile elle est célibataire
>Les lèvres rouges, les cheveux en arrière
>Et j'aime ça

>>76674723

>>76675546

Never tried with semen yet

>>76674219

I know all of the things you know, and a lot more. I'm going to drill myself on your provinces right now.

Capital Region: Brussels (not technically a province)

Flanders

Antwerp
West Flanders
East Flanders
Liege
Flemish Brabant

Wallonia

Walloon Brabant
Namur
Hainaut
Luxembourg
some shits about South.. Limburg? related to neighboring Netherlands province

let's see how I did

>eliminating us in the previous WC of boreball
>eating Brussels Sprouts and waffles for breakfast

>>76675495
Careful, man (sis). Are you an anorexic? I know a girl who ended up in hospital for drinking too much to fill (stuff) herself.
Nobody cares, but she was my rival in primary school, and neighbour, competing for the best grades. Our parents were rivals too. Both our fathers were (psych) mad.

>>76675606

I was perfect except I swapped Liege and (((South))) Limburg between Flanders and Wallonia. *<:^D

useless skills?
i can drive a stick shift

>>76675569
>delaware
>virgina
>new hampshire
>DC

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I can walk up and down the stairs at normal speed with rollerblades on

>>76675476

I guess I am, as a native, but has it anything to do with that?

>>76675559
You're fucking stupid there's 48 contiguous states and Hawaii and Alsaka make up the 2 left to make 50, ans PR is not a state they voted no

>>76674443
>useless

I can grab thing with my feet like a monkey.

>>76675722
oh really? fuck them then

>>76674219
I am an Elder Scrolls loremaster. I could write entire books about the lore, including the ravings of Michael Kirkbride. I don't actually have anyone to talk about it, though.

>>76675495

Drinking too much too quickly is fatal

>>76674219
I can speak english

>>76675850
I just bought Skyrim

>>76675589
Je ne connais pas ces 'paroles'.

I can guess who texted me with 90% certainty without looking at my phone.

>>76675722

You've been trolled, or perhaps I am being reverse-trolled!

But actually there are really only 46 states. Look it up. (I'm serious).

>>76675910
J'étais petit, tu n'étais pas né.
I was little, you weren't born.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejyKrdWpn6s (she has gun eyes)

btw I erred.

>Un peu *spéciale elle est célibataire
>Le visage *pâle les cheveux en arrière

>>76675606
>some shits about South.. Limburg? related to neighboring Netherlands province
Also related to France, as a lot of Luxembourgeois speak french.

For example, Brian Molko, the 1990's singer of Placebo.

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>>76675676
Pretty cool, man.

>>76675723
kek'd

>>76675865
Pretty sure anon was just trying to kill some of us by proxy.

>>76675970
Your mom.

>>76676000
grampa simpson petitioned to eliminate missoura
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O5dmxBUbzBU

A mod I like in EU4 is only in German so I have most European German names memorised

Juggling with clubs.

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>>76676222

I can drive left side smoothly. As for right side I am scared.

I know all the runic futha(o)rks and their alternate symbols within each period

>>76674219
I can read cyrillic and Arabic scripts but don't know what the words mean.

>>76674219
I know a shitload of japanese vocabulary and hundreds of kanji but have no clue about its grammar.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's

>>76674219
bachelor degree in fine arts

>>76678752
that's not reading...

i understand Hokkien in most situations.
i can spell a word called "acrohysterosalpingectomy" for absolutely no purpose

>>76674219

i speak lithuanian

>>76674219
>50 states
You sound a little confused. Here:
http://www.australia.gov.au/about-government/how-government-works/state-and-territory-government

>>76680063
I can still remember where I was when I found out jervis bay was a separate territory from the ACT

>>76674219
I can tell if a song's qualities are altered (high mid low) and name effects used by Djs in realtime.

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I can speak Japanese.And this only make others view me as a stupid weeaboo.

>>76680184
being a weeaboo in china must suck kek