Who would win in a war between the Netherlands and Norway? Netherlands

the world

>>76673466
the dutch would try to polder your mom's ass and fail

we would utterly genocide your pathetic nation and enslave the survivors of the dutch onslaught

>>76673761
>>76673821
Stop this nonsense, this is serious.

>>76674001
>The Netherlands will have 37 F-35s
>Norway will have 52 F-35s
>you sold all your MBTs (tanks)

r-right

>>76673466
What are you going to do? Throw snowballs?

>>76674099

What are you going to do when we arrive?
(Face it, The Netherlands have NO way of invading Norway, so it has to be Norway invading The Netherlands).

>>76673466
The Norwegian navy is on its way:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7GKUIhvYd4

Do you even have a military?

>>76674509
Yeah we've sent some Marines up there to get training with them
(Lucky faggots)

>>76674509
No, they don't.

Your weed ain't gonna stop us

Prepare for the end half-danes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54uCKEFwExg

the dutch have a larger navy and ships for amphibious operations which norway doesn't have, so the odds seem to be in dutch's favor.

>>76675378
Meh, we have 6 subs - they have tulips

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tO3lYktc36I

This thread is so dumb omg.

Holland is DELET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E85HwmW-qe4

>>76676171
omg stop it norgay.this thread is so dumb.

>>76676250

War is dumb

Norway winning, is not

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=deFNmWmr-Yc

We'd annex their entire country within days, maybe even hours.

>>76676511
LMAO
You are literally outmatched
Completely defenseless, like a baby in its mothers womb

>>76676569
>The Netherlands couldn't singlehandedly-destroy Norway in a day

TOP KEK NORWEGIAN PIG SHIT!!! Oh believe you me, us Dutch are ITCHING for a war with Norway. We will fucking ANNIHILATE your dirty country. There wouldn't be a square meter of Norwegian soil that has running water, electricity, or petrol that isn't on fire, once our airforce and navy is done bombarding your defenseless country. Then, our army boys (we'd send the niggers and other mongrel races first) would swoop in, raping your women, and killing EVERY Norwegian pig shit they see. When the Netherlands is done with you, we will have committed acts of genocide. Of course no one is gonna do shit about it

Look at this... (@3:00)
The most advanced spy ship in the world casually passing by (Norwegian of course).
We know EVERYTHING about the Dutch military

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GAWO7X7KQ34

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>living below sea level.
LITTERALY DUMBER THAN NIGGERS

Wasnt norway like... part of sweden and denmark for centuries?

Can we even say its a real country?

>>76676642

Norwegian tanks on the way:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ugVjme_xgE

You no longer have tanks so...(it's a vehicle with a cannon)

>>76677074
isn't the netherlands just germans in denial?
can we even say it's a real country?

>>76677099
look who left the cuckshed

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>>76677074

>>76677118
you?

>>76677074
We have existed AS A COUNTRY since 872
How long has the Netherlands? (lmao)

>>76677136
Guess again

>>76677176
You've been under foreign occupation for almost half of your existence

>>76677176
3000BC

>>76676511

You would get frightened the moment you saw a hill and retreat.

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>>76677181
definitely you

>>76677237
Norway would surrender before we see the first hill
>>76677285
The Swedish lady seems to dislike us?

>>76677200

We were FIRST independent for 500 years until the black death fucked us over. In the 12th and 13th centuries we were FAR more powerful than tiny Denmark (yes, you have Greenland and the Faroe Islands because of us).

Also, Denmark belonged to Norway under Magnus the Good (for 5 years, almost as long as Canute the Great ruled over Norway in the SO CALLED North sea empire (7 years)).

>>76677099
Yes, now Sweden are our allies too.
Now... Holland, Netherlands, whatever... YOU ARE FUCKED!

>>76677375
Sissy swedes scary nobody

>>76677200
Also, it was not "occupation"... it was unions.

E.g. 'Denmark-Norway' was a continuation of the 'Kalmar Union' after Sweden left.

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>>76675527
>6 subs

>>76677477
The Netherlands has 5
Denmark had 0


So...

(Norway could EASILY take out an entire carrier group - have no doubts about it). Diesel Electric subs are practically UNDETECTABLE (I know).

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>>76677329
Ruled by Norwegian king* Not a part of Norway
>>76677426
>muhh union
we all know it was basically just danish rule

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>>76677548
>Norway could EASILY take out an entire carrier group

>>76677608

Maybe I'll shift this thread against you half-germans. We would win in exactly 1 day.

>>76677665
It's the truth (apparently you live in the ancient times).

Building carriers today is a COMPLETE WASTE OF MONEY (unless you are fighting tiny terrorists). Fight a real country and your carriers would be gone in an instant.

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>>76673466
>barren wasteland vs the most densly populated region in the world

>>76677700
Yeah an old obsolete one... (wtf flatland germans?)

>>76677730
>barren wasteland vs the most densly populated region in the world

Instant win for Norway (how could they even defend themselves?)

Small country = easy win


There is NO way they could invade a rather big country like Norway (they don't have the means).

>>76673466
Norway hopefully.
I mean...
Who would catch bacalhau for us otherwise?

>>76677702
>Fight a real country and your carriers would be gone in an instant
'no'

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>>76677790
U my real brother

>>76677796
>'no'

yes (it's pretty obvious that carriers today are a relic of the past - and only a REAL war will prove it).

Carriers are like Battleships from WW2 ... COMPLETELY USELESS TODAY.

>>76677822
>HARDRADA WINS!!!

>>76677873

LMAO... even tiny Norway would kill your carrier group (hahaha)

>>76677878
He should have won... and ya all would be speaking Norwegian today!

>>76677873
And they are countered by...?

>>76678082

Missile storm?

>>76678112
Carrier groups literally have dozens of ships whose only purpose is to counter missile swarms

>>76678112
Meaning... sending just 100 anti-ship missiles would be enough to overpower an entire carrier battle croup (literally no country AT ALL).

>>76678165
>(literally no country AT ALL).

No counter* at all lmao

i think norwegian girls are prettier, so i hope they would win. hopefully the spanish would tag in too to get some old hard feelings towards the netherlands sated

>>76678140
Shhh. The Norwegians haven't discovered countermeasures yet

>>76673466
>Destroy locks
>Whole country is under water

>>76677285
What are Netherlander women like? Someone pls tell me, I'm curious.

>>76678140

They literally only have the capacity for a certain number of missiles (and even some of them might slip through).

If there was a war... I would never want to be in the navy that's for sure.

>>76678082
A single submarine.

>>76673466
both countries are impotent to carry a war

>>76678227
Good luck getting enough missiles to get through the screen without bankrupting your country
>>76678249
>what is active SONAR

>>76678249
This

(Have americans even heard about AIP subs lmao).

Why are people from the Netherlands called Dutch? They should be called Netherlanders.

>>76673466
The Netherlands has nukes from NATO. Norway does not

>>76678276

Post the South Korean navy then.
(You have no idea what we are capable if we were under attack by a hostile force - not ww2 because the Germans were just like us and not hostile).

>>76678310
We will target them first of course. We have the intel.

>>76678299
It means 'douche'

>>76678359
They're aircraft based. Good luck with that

>>76678418
If you don't STFU we will fucking invade the US too.

And it would probably be for the best. We would teach you some REAL manners, and REAL culture.

>>76678458
Isn't your entire culture based around eating shitty fish?

>>76678285
>what is active SONAR
A detection method that is largely ineffective against modern submarines unless they operate outside their element. Can it detect a large cold war submarine traveling in open water? Sure. Can it detect smaller modern submarines operating close to shore? No.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Khaa3y0i87s

>>76678542
RUDE

We were literally the original MODERN culture (everyone today takes some from us).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xRoDyIqyiw

Literally 1000 years before the US was created... LMAO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAa4fAc9H8w

>>76678773
where's the taco making station

>>76678843
In The Netherlands.

>>76678773
>been a country for over 1000 years
>never been a superpower
How does it feel to be hopelessly inadequate?

>>76679271
>never been a superpower

At least we were stronger than the US for a good 800 years :)

>>76679326
We were stronger than you before we even existed >:|

>>76679326
you can't be stronger than something that didn't exist

>>76679366
You are ALWAYS stronger than something that doesn't exist. Remember that.

>>76679461
What about dragons?

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>>76673466
umm we're all allies here I'll have no fighting amongst ourselves.