>meet female in my country
>i must kiss her cheeks as the traditional greeting
>>76647612
Same
>>76647612
what's wrong with this?
>tfw a cute girl has never shown any interest in you.
>>76647612
So?
>visit spain on my 21th birthday
>girl in bar kisses my cheeks thus taking my kiss virginity
>meet female in my country
>Cannot even shake her hand as a greeting bc it would be weird
>Stand 3 meters away from each other when talking
Such is lofe
>See girl
>Imagine my whole life with her by my side
>>76647726
Holy shit, they are seriously like that?
>>76647767
i unironically also do this
>>76647785
Estonians are very inward people. 700 years of slavery formed us like that
>meet woman
>grab her hip or waist to take a photo
>>76647815
creepy desu
>>76647612
>i must
in russia girls kiss only the guys who they like.
there may be like 10 guys and the girl might kiss 9 of them but simply say hi to the last one if she doesn't want to kiss him.
>>76647612
meet a male i should kiss him 4 times on the cheeks
>>76647813
i don't think so, nordics are very autistic, you are just very influenced by them
>>76647695
>kisses my cheeks
>taking my kiss virginity
bullshit. it only counts if your tongues touch each other
>Meet woman
>Wake up shortly after
>>76647869
Girls will get pissed if the ugly actually friend doesn't kiss them
>>76647886
This
>>76647843
Why
>>76647612
Buttcheeks I hope?
>>76647785
lol no he is lying.
or maybe he literally stinks or just so incredibly ugly that no one even wants to come closer to him
>>76647876
Only euro fags do that, here you only kiss girls in the cheeks. When you meet a man, you do the proper handshake
>>76647813
You need some latin passion bro
>be studying in Italy
>befriend middle aged male bartender
>next time I see him he goes in for the cheek kiss
they didn't warn me about that. I thought it was for girls only.
>>76647956
it's very confusing
i don't know when to kiss or handshake
to kiss 4 times or 2 times
to kiss while handshaking or not
i don't know if i should kiss the male when i kiss the female or the opposite
feels good to be neet who never interact with people
>>76647785
I feel uncomfortable watching American movies because they stand so close to each other when talking.
>>76647612
>be dutch
>same but multiplied by 3
But when I'm with my gf I do the French kiss. And sometimes even a Russian one.
>>76648050
>>76647785
This. If you are within arms lenght of me your invading my personal space even if I know you.
>>76647956
dont think any EU country has same-sex cheek kiss as a greeting Venezuelanon
>>76648020
Depends of the culture i suppose, but you better just say hi and nothing more so you won't feel weird
>>76648050
Dude, are nordic cultures that socially dysfunctional?
>>76648190
im not sociable and i still seem very "outgoing" to my finnish e-friends
its a very awkward culture
>"how are you"
>"good"
>>76647726
based
give citizenship pls
>>76648190
you will be considered rude
i only kiss men anyway and try to avoid women
>>76648172
I know dad, i just generalized
>>76648190
It's cold and dark here. Everyone depressed. This summer average daily temp is 15c
>>76648240
Prepare for mandatory military service though
>>76648232
Finnish girls must be top tier then. One problem that has our outgoing culture is that girls are easily corrupted
>>76648241
But girls are life men, girls are love
>>76648190
>Dude, are nordic cultures that socially dysfunctional?
I wouldn't say dysfunctional, just very different.
>>76648232
>be an awkward spaniard
>go to Finland
>get laid because you're very social in comparison to the native population
>be an awkward finn
>go to Spain
>get drunk alone in the hotel room
>>76648253
Our normal temperature is 30c the entire year and isn't even that hot to be honest. We only have summer and winter, and our winter is just tons of rain but is still hot as fuck
>>76648342
>our outgoing culture
you don't have any "culture".
hanging on trees and fucking each other in the ass isn't a culture
>>76648404
Why are you posting on 4chan when you should be in the food line
>>76648637
FACT: its almost impossible for people to exist with no culture
>>76648342
>Finnish girls must be top tier then
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, they're even worse sluts than swedish women
t. fennoswede
>>76648342
looking at them is enough for me
S A D
>>76648342
finn women are more outgoing than finn men from what i heard
>>76648380
why
theres some old finns in Spain that go retire in turbonormie areas like east coast instead of north spain where people are more chill and introvert
>>76648813
Finnish women come to Estonia to have sex with homeless people here.
Hmmm, why
>>76648832
n*rdic women are mentally ill
>>76648380
Well, nordic ones are the best countries of the world so it works
>>76648637
Fuck you, you are the only one country that i really hate. Literally villain
>>76648714
At least they aren't public sluts i suppose
>>76648750
Oh men, come on, you need some sazón in your life. What if you go out and start a hobby that requires social interaction like dance or something, open up
>>76648714
What kind of society di you have over there? Harem based or promiscuity based? The monogamy model clear can not be applied in your case
>>76648902
it's not that easy to change
also i have high standards and most girls disgust me
>>76648980
Yeah, but you need at least to try so you can see how nice and wonderful experience is to have pussy
>>76648013
In Portugal the men you kiss onde the cheek are only your father and grandfather. Here you only kiss the girl when greating.
>>76649047
actually i have a croatian e-gf(female) uwu who posts in 4chan and often lurks here
feels good
>>76649047
Yeah dude, there's nothing better than fucking some loose drunk slut then finding out she gave you herpes, gonorhea and clamidiya
>>76647612
Spain really has normie culture
>>76649286
That's a start, try to extrapolate it to real life
>>76649287
You don't live in Central Africa you know, also you can try to fuck girls that aren't sluts. You will need time, but it will feel even better
>>76649406
>You don't live in Central Africa you know
See flag
>also you can try to fuck girls that aren't sluts
See flag
>>76647726
Finno-Ugric tier
>>76648380
>get drunk alone in the hotel room
Literally every time when I'm abroad.
>>76651684
are you ok
>>76651740
Never felt more alive.
>>76651787
are u drunk right now?
>>76647612
How do you stop your erection when this happens?
>>76651817
jack off immediately
>meet male peer in my country
>have to do nig tier hand shake slap chest bump half hug variation that is different from person to person
>>76652359
>tfw he is not lying
You americans are fucking weird
>>76652359
seen some kids doing that here too, fucking autistic
>>76652359
huh neato, 9/10 times for people my age it's just a normal handshake unless they're some shitty city dweller
> be eurogay
> have to make out with your friend every time you meet
>>76651817
you start doing this at an early age with your mom's female friends
you just dont think about it
>>76647612
isnt this the way all people greet?
> be italian
> hello bruce let me greet you
> fucking french kisses me
> dude this is just how we greet
>>76652869
australians are gross, no one would do that
> dude no one would french kiss, it's just how we say hello
> *SLURP MMMFPPFPFPF~<3* hello
>>76652869
why would I want to get some disease by kissing an emu?
>>76647612
there was a girl who did this to me for some reason, it felt nice
>>76652631
its full normie
>>76652642
definitely a city/uni thing
>>76652530
You guys literally fucking kiss each other
>>76653691
only with woman
are you gay?
>>76652359
Example for the non burgers
>>76653756
Yes
>>76653770
seems complicated
why do you shake hands while hugging
>>76653808
why is everyone here seems to be gay
>>76653770
I get anxiety when someone I kinda know comes up to me and I have to remember which shake variation they use
>>76653882
I have no clue wish we would just shake hands like autistic scandis
but it means you're close to the person more than just a casual handshake and being able to do some weird shake shows you're not a social retard
>>76654047
there's some guy that slaps my palm and then tries to fistbump. cringey as fuck, just shake my hand like a normal man.
>>76647612
It's so exhausting when friends hug you as a means of greeting, but I loathe when people I might've seen like twice do that, the physical contact disgusts me
Pls Finland adopt me
*glomps you* ohai
>>76648902
>>76648404
>>76648342
>>76648251
>>76648190
>>76647956
Fucking Maracuchos get out RRREEEEEEEE
>>76648190
Finland isn't Nordic.
>meet argentinian (m)
>Greets me with a Kiss in the cheek
Wtf
I want grill kiss
I wish I hadn't developed social anxiety, it makes my voice weak
>>76659540
just pretend you're gay
>>76649107
This. You are not even Hispanic if u dont do this
>>76647788
Me too
>>76649107
I kiss my brother too + hug
>>76652645
Jelly?
>>76652747
And this
>>76653097
How can you live in a cold place with no human (female) touch?
>>76661915
I have 2 brother never with my older cuz hes is only a year older. I only hug my younger brother and might kiss him in his birthday if im really drunk.
here in brazil you slap the girl on the rear
>>76647612
I'm so happy I'm Latino.
I really wouldn't have liked being raised in a culture that fosters such impersonal human interactions. That would be suffering for me.
Personally, I like standing close to the person I'm talking to. But, hey, it doesn't mean that I don't have my limits. For instance, in El Salvador, is extremely impolite to touch other people's napes.
NEVER ATTEMPT TO TOUCH MY NAPE. It's the most intimate part of my body. I'd rather have you touch my scrotum than my nape.
OK?!?!??!
>>76662973
by "impersonal human interactions" you mean respecting other people's property and life?
latin america is an inhuman shithole where people will kill you for anything
>>76663177
South cone isn't like that.
¨
I actually prefer the nordic way, I'll never understand how can people feel so comfortable with strangers so close
>>76647612
>meet female in canada
>have to apologize for being a white male and check my privilege
>>76663297
>"I'll never understand how can people feel so comfortable with strangers so close"
because most latin-americans are dumb (therefore have no self-consciousness) and despite the religiousness we've no moral standards
this combination creates a very social people but equally rotten
>>76658102
Vos sois marico
>>76647612
>meet females in my region
>you must kiss them on both cheeks
>you must kiss older women three times and hug them
Che schifo
>>76652645
>be ausfag
>have to suck an emus dick with your friend every time you meet
>be Australian
>be forced to offer guests petrol to sniff
>>76663633
how's that socialism going
>>76663947
Fuck you, you know my situation neighbor
>>76664145
not really
how do you even have an internet connection
>24
>Still don't know how to greet women
>>76664234
wow, i thought we were friends
>>76664343
I hope you become a capitalist beacon after you kill all the politicians and soldiers
god speed!!
>>76664614
i will senpai
>>76664734
do you have hot water?
>>76648714
>tfw thought that our women are whores because of having one or two partners by the age of 20
Oh shit, well there goes my dream of having an Aryan qt wife, because that seems to be the case in most of the West. Guess I'll settle for our own, they're pretty good people, and they make good mothers.
>>76665301
Not at my residence, i have in my hometown though
>>76649286
yeah but is she black
>>76665472
fucking hell pham
I would like to know how's alcohol consumption in venezuela atm
>>76663297
>I actually prefer the nordic way,
Autistic
>>76665574
Actually alcohol is pretty cheap and is easy to find compared to more basic products like bread or cheese
>>76647788
That's kinda cute.
>>76647843
Leave the taco alone I have an hidden cam app in my phone I collect pics of random girls that I see walking by the streets then make up a name and a personality and classify them
>>76666112
I'm not talking about the prices, per say
It's just that in most socialist regimes there's always some drug being heavily abused by the people to deal with the misery.In the Soviet Russia was alcohol and in China was opium.
>>76661749
me too
how accurate is this map
>>76666487
portugal should be dark blue
>>76666487
North Ireland should be some kind of blue. Pic related.
>>76666487
heres template
>>76666574
t. brasileiro
>>76663177
>>76663297
Autistic as fuck.
>>76647813
I think it's the cold in Siberia
>>76666962
Was*
>>76666865
the Portuguese are the most autistic people in europe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FIBy-_xIyQ
how can you defend this
>>76666487
We are turbonormies now that I think about it, that might be a reason why I don't really fit in.
>kiss dad on the cheek and hug him
>kiss mom on the cheek and hug her
>kiss brother on the cheek and hug him
>kiss relative on the cheek three times and hug them
>handshake and hug male friend
>hug and kiss or just kiss if it's not a very close girl friend
>tfw you're a retard but other retards make you feel weird
>>76666919
t. el salvadorẼNO
your homicides per 100,000 people is higher than Brazil, didn't think it was even possible to be this savage
>>76666487
Denmark should be autism tier. People here are fucked in the head and paranoid.
>>76649107
we are truly your son
>>76666574
I think you mean dark red
>>76667021
did you post the wrong vid?
quim barreiro e basado
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFpbhooe6Ns
>>76653882
it's not a long shake, you grab the hand firmly and you do a hearty hug that doesn't last long.
bonus points you violenty smack their back when you do it.
>>76667051
do you compliment bosnians?
>>76667180
they're fucking autistic, have you gone there?
>>76667186
he's nice but peak autism
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>meet female in my country
>i must rape her as the traditional greeting
>>76651806
yeah
>>76665448
Send Serb gf pls
>>76667714
can you rape the Sikh girls too?
>>76653882
it's more stuff like this
>>76667905
You have to do it on your own, our women would do anything for their man, but they don't like non-alpha men. Although, I'm pretty sure that you'd still manage to pull a cutie, just b urself.
>>76668109
>>76653882
like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtNPrxqHBc4 (1:18 is standard where I live)
>>76648714
I got some good stuff from that app, it's great
Has anybody here officially been diagnosed with an autism spectrum disorder? I know I have, and it fucking sucks to live in a country like Mexico, where nobody respects nobody else's private space, and where everybody gets all touchy and feely all the fucking time, and everybody keeps on trying to invade my fucking space.
>>76671548
I probably have autism, but fortunately I've inherited some nice land and been working here
it's more comfortable to deal with plants and animals because they're really predictable
>>76667140
Danes conume a lot anti-depressants?
Possibly causes something
>>76666487
Shouldn't austria and Germany be the same color?
>tfw cute friend is saying goodbye
>he kisses my cheek
a-almost like a real kiss!
>>76673912
are you gay?
that's one of the pros of latin countries I guess, even if you are a KHHV you can at least easily lose your skin-to-skin virginity
>>76674037
>skin-to-skin virginity
this is literally impossible to not lose
>>76674113
mmmmh yes true I meant like cheek-to-cheek
>brazilian
>every new person you meet tries to half-hug you and kiss you on the cheek
>you only do this do girls. yeah, tits of fuck off, yeah sure.
>"oh, anon is so arrogant, she doesn't hug and kiss strangers"
fuck it
>>76674207
>she
e ai gatinha
italian americans left that shit in italy, i wonder if the southern american italian diaspora does that? I'm not kissing or getting kissed by another man, you will get a punch to the face. Being allowed to kiss qts would be amazing though, I'd abuse the hell out of that.
>>76674003
n-no
I also kissed his cheek. It was soft
>>76674303
so you're a female (female)?
>>76674302
the spaniards and the portuguese do the same as italians, so the italian diaspora felt in home
>>76674207
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>>76674327
Y-yes
>>76674575
I don't believe this for a second
post your handwriting
>>76674575
tsipli töpö?
>>76674623
I'm on mobile so i cant post pics
Anyway this is enough attention whoring im leaving
>>76674939
>"I'm on mobile so i cant post pics"
>being this tech illiterate
maybe I believe you're a girl after all
>>76674973
HAH smoked that bitch
>meet male in my country
>the handshake is painful and lasts 50 seconds
>>76675040
sudaca women love to be maltreated by the BBC (Big Brazilian Cock) because our superior tongue, culture and economy just gives them some fresh air in a sea of sp*nish-speaking druggie manlets
> say goodbye to crush
> get hug
That was the last and only time I had physical contact with a girl I fancied
Do you guys really have to do that shit? That'd be so nerve-racking. But on the other hand, you'd become more alpha with more experience kissing random girls you just met overtime, no?
>>76675584
no
if you're an autist it just makes it uncomfortable bacause you'll always think the girl finds you weird and/or disgusting
>>76647612
In mine we basically stick our cheeks for a second and kiss the air
it always makes me uncomfortable to be that close to a stranger, and I don't like their facial bacteria invading mine
It also doesn't help that most female strangers I meet are 0/10 old ladies
>touching others in any way
Disgusting
girls only kiss leaders of collective/alphas/guys they like and say "hi" to their bet friends after kissing few normalfags
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA KILL
>know a romance language
>fake an accent and claim that kissing is a greeting in your countries
WEW
E
W
>>76647612
the traditional greeting is shaking hand with the lady, or even more traditional kissing her hand. 2 cheek kisses is just a postmodern standard in some countries as Spain
>>76675508
You brought the bad memories back. I'm in the same place as you, but she hugged me after rejecting me.
Djjdjdj
>>76652359
Fuck, thanks for reminding me why I just shake hands like a normal person now. Urban people anyway
>>76647869
oh fug i was that "10th" guy once
Sometimes I forget that it's not only white people (ok and Asians) that are awkward.
>>76652995
because you're a degenerate faggot who kisses men so you don't mind diseases
*360 walks out*
>>76652359
It's like that for males here.
And looking down on the ground while females curse at you from 20 feet away if you are a beta. They totally shun or ignore you, or don't even give eye contact while speaking to you
>>76647869
Yeah we have that just with hugs. Thanks for the memories
>>76647869
>tfw 10th person in line at a party to get a blowjob
>all i got was a kiss
>>76681404
women and normie males are just passive-aggressive brainwashed gay-enablers
only time they do anything socially courteous anymore is on 'special occasians' like christmas or weddings or graduations or interviews. dumb normies talk shit and shit on each other at work barely skirting harassment rules, only if you say something stupid to women and not the other way around
>>76681422
they probably couldn't find your tiny asian cock buried under the fatrolls
>>76680176
You had to do it huuuuh?
>>76647612
>meet female in my country
>she regards me with contempt
>have sex with grill
>can't cum because of lexapro
>>76681537
>have sex with grill
want to guess how I know you're full of shit
>>76681552
>tfw to intelegant too have sex
>step inside room
>females disperse and hide inside cracks in the wall or floor
>breath in same airspace
>female chokes, spasms out and vomits
i knew a guy once who had a major head deformity
looked like his skull was caved in on one side and pushed out the other side
even if you're a fat, ugly, sweaty disgusting autist there's always a chance that you'll clean yourself up and get some fuck
but i really do wonder what they guy went through, at some point realizing that there was literally a 0% chance of ever getting a gf or some pussy, even.
>>76681625
Try being 6' tall, reasonably attractive, having a relatively big penis yet growing up in an upper-middle class household. Not even autistic like the Rodge. Girls literally scream or run away at the sight of me.
Probably because I'm also pretty devout Christian and flee from fornication as what is said in the Bible
Handshakes are the best
Or then just a brief eye contact and a minimal nod
>>76679680
>shaking hands with a woman
anglo-tier
>>76681793
how can i tell an extrovert finn from a normal one? will he look at my feet instead of his own ?
In the Netherlands people give THREE (3) kisses.
>>76681927
That's pretty hot
>>76681422
laffed
>>76681836
If a woman is interviewing you you don't kiss her, you autist
>>76648832
that was a hoax though
however considering the kind of human trash usually found in the ferries, it could have been true
>>76652359
>>76653770
I do this half-hug (without the handshake usually) but only with my uncle whom i am fond of
otherwise it's a simple handshake with men
>>76661949
>How can you live in a cold place with no human (female) touch?
>>76675637
Literally me
really threw me off in europe
>be slavfag
>have to kiss other men (and women) on both cheeks as a form of greeting
>tfw qt cousins come to visit during holidays
>>76684944
Netherlands is normie-tier.
Even our autists and social outcasts are relatively sociable.
>>76686402
i dont know where to use white anymroe
>>76686527
Greek islands, Malta, and northern Cyprus are akward ?
butt cheek?