ITT we speak English using our native grammar and expressions

>>76596418
bix nood muffagah mup da doo dee dah

>>76596418
we always do that

>>76596418
And how me this do?

>>76596476
not that (we) do always

>>76596485
In using the grammar of your language maternal but with english words, basically

Me likes sleep for the night

>>76596627
I nothing no understand. Why it me?

i understand not quite

>>76596690
are few dumb, for this

>>76596418
Actually not there's that big difference apart for the position of adjectives and adverbs (like not ^)

this thread went towards horses hell this way on top facing looking

>>76596418
Absolute greatbeing discussion to honest to be

>>76596418
Even not now if is this understandable? Or is?

pig god

>>76597571
What have horses link with your sentence?

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>>76597571
>this thread went towards horses

I think not that there will be a difference

With Russian it is more funny, seen it is farther away of english

>>76598171
Funny to you, yes?

Good day, I have 20 years old, my name is anon and I come from France

I like game videos, animes and beer :^)

This not is good thread. It of dick is.

>>76596418
the english is a language easy

>>76598460
that feel when you might it understand

English speech has oncefolded speechteaching, me like it not.

>>76598618
translate pls

How the devil do you guys make sense of anything!

>>76598683
the English language has simply grammar, I do not like it

>>76598716
simple*

>>76598712
>be of american
>take bullet

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>>76598618
>>76598716
>this is how english would have sounded like without french and latin influence

it is actually kinda hard to a sentence to make up on this way

>>76596418
It changes not sentence structure-the certainly much

>>76596418
How I must it do if English not have grammatic cases?

>>76598460
indeed, for the dick is

>>76596418
Is more difficult write in this way what in the grammar proper of English.

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Let us this thread going keeping. I find this sort threads fun to honest to be.

other words to love each other is this the thread

>>76597913
Shut up animal

am greek
are all subhumans

>>76597913
what in the dick... I fuck my whore

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This is hilarious

>>76599376
>>76599275
>>76597913
your cancer mother

>>76596418
This is a thread of quality, I go stay and see in what give. When fill the sack, I go sting the mule.

>>76599423
This thread is fucking awesome.
Serious question for non-native English speakers, which type of grammar do you prefer? Your native languages or English?

>>76599692
The Greek to me like more much, because is more flexible and more structured. But and the English good are.The each language has goods its.

traveled to wales once

could not understand any one of the fuckers

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(I) with Swedish girl for giving the lentil to the oven to the home am going.

>>76599906
at the least measure your mother non whore

>>76600000
actually its
~"at a corner measure"

>>76599692
I preferem highly synthetic grammar. Wordorder is looser.

(-em - preferujem - Added inflectional suffix to Englishemu wordu)

Love, that this type grammar confuses english-speaking brain.

>>76600000
spend

>>76598894
Thats how middle english sounded, aka Shakespeare.

is more difficult than much thought

>>76600000
what ass

>>76599692
I prefer the grammar of spanish, is much more fluid to start, and in my opinion, has much more sense.

I should now slowly once sleep go. Else am I tomorrow again so unoutslept

>>76599692
>Your native languages or English?
Not can (I) express half of things, because in english is less possibile to create structures.
Therefore prefer (I) about a lot more my language.

>>76599692
>>76599692
Interest me morphologically complex languages. Morphology of my language is very developed. But are languages with even complexou morphology, like polysynthetic languages - Inuit, Natuahl, Navajo. On the other side, extremely analytic languages are also interesting, chinese and vietnamese nothave almost no declension. Not like English, what has -ing form and conjugated verbs, but language purely based on syntax.

I must however say,that English grammar is easier to learn for people, who notspeak highly synthetic language.

itt: everyone makes no sense except skandis who just sound like they made a typo

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>>76600209
(I) Monica Belluci as if being your mother fuck can my teacher?

>>76598375
Hello, my name is Anon, I am 24 years old and I live in the United States of America. I like video games, guns and liquor.

>>76596418
You can take the little horse out of the rain, that I'm not here to do whatever passes through you will.

>>76598375
Not be it "I call me anon"?

Let me a longer sentence to write try, in order an other sentence structure, which a bit different is, to demonstrate.

Whoever night walks, mud and shit steps.

>>76600358
I speak Nawat, a language related to Nahuatl but that has lost much of the morphological complexity of Nahuatl.

Nevertheless, still has some nice verbs like

mu-kech.kupina
REFL-neck-to cut

That means "to be split at the neck" or to "get beheaded".

t. linguist

>>76596418
The to speak english is for the cock.

>>76600622
You have to go back

>>76600574
easy read greek

>>76599692
I like grammatical cases and genders in my native language, but obviously not in a foreign language like English or Danish. You have to use a bunch of weird prepositions and different words in English to convey the same meaning, whereas we just change the case in Faroese.

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The Turan to establish for further b*ji b*ji and g*vur to the blood our need there is.

>>76600655
Still in the Great of the EU family tall guy!

>>76600604
Nice, is it your native language?

>>76596418
kaneidians ar fokking fægs
dei off de reik wenn?

>>76600655
MARKET IN SHARTING

>>76600670
(in normal English) I like them because they enable a more flexible word order, it is the natural way for tying words into sentences for me as it is in my native language, it is really no problem for other Slavs as apart from Bulgarians, everyone uses the same basic system, and it makes Slovak seem like a scary arcane nightmare to your standard murrikan/West European Germanic/Romance speaker. Add consonant clusters (that Slovak likes more than say, Russian, as our l and r are syllabic) and you get a language many Westerners consider almost as scary as say Georgian.

>>76600727
No, but yes of my grandparents.

If want to hear it, here there is a link:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w5CVRFOrbCQ

This is pretty on shit, because most sentences will sound the same how if I am talked normally. Ok mistakened I am myself. Also I am myself not sure if would I am had add some words which are hidden in shape word instead another word.

Thank you behind reading.

>>76600783
It was not this we should do. Try to write english with norwegian grammar.
I know not what I shall write, give me some ideas!

Go yourself make fuck

something is no yes with this thread

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Well, i'll try to translate some shit word by word.
>Like this you can write sentence, but grammatical base remains unchanged.
>Yesterday I was walking by street and had seen oblivious dog which is run for homeless
Russian grammar in literature
>How I, could even to think, what you wound me, but for thereof that save you, fool

>>76596418
No is so different to spanish, i think the same applies to all the indo-european languages.

Nao, ráitin uit ior langueich fónetics uold bi mor intréstin.

>>76600949
Holy shit it's difficult for me to even figure out what I actually wrote.

>>76600115
>americans unironically think shakespeare was a middle english writter

>>76600929
Aren't Bulgarian and Macedonian the only Slav languages without genders and cases? Basically all of Western Europe except the Germans dropped cases and genders centuries ago for some reason.

baka so I gaijins hate

>>76601097
If you wanted to say that grammar allof indoeuropean languages is same, very are mistaken.

It becomes very alike english when we only use simple sentences, so I shall try to say something with other grammar or that is more complicated, if I accomplish it.

One fairly cool thing we have in Norwegian is that when we say something on a definite way, so repeat we the short form for what we began the sentence with on the end of the sentence. I think not one can do that in English.
For example:
I write on /int/, I.
The moose was big, it.
They are stupid, they.

Actually think I there are two ways to do this, but I showed only one

>>76601214
Yes. But it is not out of some conscious "simplification" (as the loss of morphology complicates word order), but because cases in Latin and Germanic were only indicated by 1-2 vowels at the end of the word which eroded away in speech and could no longer perform their functions. Slavic cases are more "rooted" and only eroded away in Bulgarian and MK due to Balkan influence.

>>76601262
>no LET'S FIGHTING!
You had one job

>>76600939
Sounds nice, far more interesting than Spanish. If you want to hear Slovak:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ntSfaJYvGcg

>>76601107
Toto je pekne na hovno, lebo väčšina viet bude znieť rovnako ako keby som hovoril normálne. Ok, som pomýlený. Tiež si nie som sám istý čo by bolo keby pridám niektoré slová, ktoré sú skryté v tvare slova namiesto iného slova.

Ďakujem za prečítanie.

Close enough?

>>76596418
Of accord, I want play. I should talk of what?

>>76601451
The moose was big, is all.

>>76600978
go get (yourself) fucked

>>76601451
we do that colloquially, especially in rural areas like yorkshire (which coincidentally was a heavy norse area)

we'd say something like
>i'll write on /int/, me
>that moose was big, that
>they are stupid, them

>>76601839
Toto je celkom na hovno, lebo väčšina viet bude znieť ako keby som hovoril normálne. Ok zmýlil som sa. Taktiež som si nie istý, či by som mal pridať niektoré slová, ktoré sú skryté v tvare slova namiesto ďalšieho slova.

Ďakujem za prečítanie.

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Learners of french constantly do that mistake : often in spoken/internet french you shall NOT put the verb before the subject in questions.

good forms are :
>It is what time?
>What is it that we eat? ("is" is before "it", but it's precisely to allow "eat" to be *after* "we")
>What is it that one (itself) is happened?
(I know it's very weird and heavy just to say "what happened", but noone will understand in french if you say "quoi passé?", and if you say "qu'est-il arrivé?" or "que s'est-il passé", you will sound posher than posh.

Another possible form is "One (itself) has happened what?" (il s'est passé quoi?)

https://www.google.fr/search?q="il+s%27est+passé+quoi%3F"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7_z-C-GRMFw

That's good more easy to speak of this way

Probably myself kill, because nothave gf.

>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ce truc?

The what is it that is this thing? (very common expression : what the hell is this thing?)

>>76602302
kesskil arriver ?

>>76602436
kesskil *é arrivé ?

>>76602436
kesskissépassé

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>I am never able to take part in fun threads like this

>>76602415
All of them whores.

>>76602517

british is practically a separate language from real english anyway.

>>76602620
british is real english.

Will to quote one part of last book that read to compre paragraphs complete in the two languages; the most literally that can.

Was one time an individual, with name Harry, named the Wolf Steppen. Walked in two foots, worn clothes and was a man, but in the bottom was, in truth, a wolf steppen. Had learned much of the what people with good understanding can learn, and was a man enough intelligent. But the what not had learned was one thing: to be satisfied of he himself and of his life. This not could achieve. Perhaps it came of what in the bottom of his heart knew (or believed know) in all moment that not was really a being human, ifnot a wolf of the steppe. What argue the intelligent about of if was in reality a wolf, if in some occasion, perhaps before of born already, had been converted by art of enchantment from wolf to man, or if was born since later man, but gifted of soul of a wolf steppen and possessed and dominated by it, or for lastly, if this belief of being a wolf not was more than a product of his imagination or from a state pathologic. Not stopping of being possible, for example, that this man, in his childhood, had been perhaps wild and indomitable and disordered, that his educators had treated to kill in him to the beast and precisely because that had made ingrain in his imagination the idea of that, in effect, was really a beast, covered only by a tenuous sheath of education and sense human. Much and interesting could said of this and even write books of the particular; but with it not be lend serves any to wolf steppen, since to him was completely indifferent that the wolf be had introduced in his self by art of magic or at force of hits, or that be treated only of a fantasy of his spirit. What that the others could think of all this, and even the that he himself of it thought, not had value to the proper interested, nor wouldget of any manner scare the wolf of his self.

>Damn, that was hard. How much is too literal?

Some sentences of the language Spanish would be impossible of write of this way. Tried to write a sentence with "se" but not exist in the grammar English.

>>76602635
good lad x

>>76602689
>Original in Spanish:

"Érase una vez un individuo, de nombre Harry, llamado el Lobo estepario. Andaba en dos pies, llevaba vestidos y era un hombre, pero en el fondo era, en verdad, un lobo estepario. Había aprendido mucho de lo que las personas con buen entendimiento pueden aprender, y era un hombre bastante inteligente. Pero lo que no había aprendido era una cosa: a estar satisfecho de sí mismo y de su vida. Esto no pudo conseguirlo. Acaso ello proviniera de que en el fondo de su corazón sabía (o creía saber) en todo momento que no era realmente un ser humano, sino un lobo de la estepa. Que discutan los inteligentes acerca de si era en realidad un lobo, si en alguna ocasión, acaso antes de su nacimiento ya, había sido convertido por arte de encantamiento de lobo en hombre, o si había nacido desde luego hombre, pero dotado del alma de un lobo estepario y poseído o dominado por ella, o por último, si esta creencia de ser un lobo no era más que un producto de su imaginación o de un estado patológico. No dejaría de ser posible, por ejemplo, que este hombre, en su niñez, hubiera sido acaso fiero e indómito y desordenado, que sus educadores hubiesen tratado de matar en él a la bestia y precisamente por eso hubieran hecho arraigar en su imaginación la idea de que, en efecto, era realmente una bestia, cubierta sólo de una tenue funda de educación y sentido humano. Mucho e interesante podría decirse de esto y hasta escribir libros sobre el particular; pero con ello no se prestaría servicio alguno al Lobo estepario, pues para él era completamente indiferente que el lobo se hubiera introducido en su persona por arte de magia o a fuerza de golpes, o que se tratara sólo de una fantasía de su espíritu. Lo que los demás pudieran pensar de todo esto, y hasta lo que él mismo de ello pensara, no tenía valor para el propio interesado, no conseguiría de ningún modo ahuyentar al lobo de su persona"

>>76602635
But what when some notare whores? How find those good?

>>76602736
>>76602526

noticed never that english had different grammar, it came just to me automatically.
maybe because there not is so big a difference

>>76602689
Young female cashier gave me a weird look (pity) when I bought this book alone at the Virgin Megastore shortly before midnight. Probably looking like shit.

>>76596418
The cunt of your mother>>76602698

>>76602801
english grammar came from old norse, just like scandinavian languages

>>76602698
write "itself" for the lulz

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>>76602426
>Qu'est-ce que c'est que ce truc?

When I begun have English to learn, have I a very simple heuristic used when I myself not sure about the word order was: Use in doubt the word order that on the weirdest sounds.
It has really better worked than I expected had, the downside is that themselves also today still sentences, that the German too similar sound, for me very wrong onhear.

>>76600939
Sounds like Huttese desu.

>>76602426
Was a time in which knew write of memory all that. Now no because no have given French since the school.
Of all forms, always me seemed frustrating that barely pronounce the half of the words.

>>76602821
A pair of girls had showed interest in that book when I read in my university. The books can serve as a point of beginning in the conversation.

>>76597913

KEK

>>76603156

ça ne prendrait sans doute pas longtemps pour te rafraichir la mémoire

It would take no doubt not not long for yourself refresh the memory brah.

>>76603226
Yes I'm sure Chad fucked dozens of chick with this book. I got a pity look. Better than nothing.

>>76601214
>Basically all of Western Europe except the Germans dropped cases and genders centuries ago for some reason
I know that for English it was that the Anglo Saxon and Danish genders for injects were different so using neutral gender for everything became easier.

>>76597913
>t. germano mosconi

>>76603227
What testicles? Wanted say "porca miseria"?

>>76603260
Not know, the girls universitary usually are more interesting by of what have seen. Always can start to talk of anything other thing and change the conversation in any way.

>>76596418
no am sure of why have done this thread
is very interesting

>>76603422
- Girls fucked in college : zero*.
- Worthless easy degree : one.

*(despite having chosen a field with 50% chicks)

>>76601097
more ofhurry, part european
part indian is very different

>>76603260
Oui, c'est facile si on dit la phrase à voix haute et pense comment est-ce qu'on la écrit.
>no doubt not not long
Those redundancies and negations double me confuse to times. Them have in Spanish, too.

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>>76603283
>when you don't get the joke :(

>>76603226
>>76602821
what book ?
am curious

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>>76603495
>Girls fucked in college : zero*.
>Worthless easy degree : one.
SAY THAT NOT-S TRUE JEAN

>>76603569
Reading this thread I wonder how far the simplicity of english contributed to its success?

I get the impression they simplified it a lot. In France there were very heated debates in the 17th, between logical people who wanted simplicity, and etymologists who wanted to keep all the quirks as fossils of older words.

>>76603590
Herman Hesse, Steppenwolf.

I guess the heavy metal band contributed to keep the book famous.

>>76603665
invasion norman has helped-it lot
language english itself-has creolized partially
lost forms germanics and adopted frenches
vocabulary germanic of base is still intact tho

>>76603590
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steppenwolf_(novel)

>>76603705
>>76603738
thank

>>76603738
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egMWlD3fLJ8

>>76603511
Even that is not truth.
Slavic languages are european, but very different from romance or germanic languages.

>>76603773
that is true
but languages indic kept formthe original
with verbthe at endthe sentenceofthe and stuff

>>76596681
how would you have said that in spanish?

>>76603769
Good movie

>>76603851
yes Jack Nicholson is goat.

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>>76603665
Probably the thing most hard of the Enlish is understanding the phonetic chaotic of shit.
Is easy in Spanish and more hard in French, but for the least has sense.

>>76603495
psychology?

>>76603846
Me gusta dormir por la noche

>>76603889
languagethe english had had a standardization
then soundsofthe languagethe changed
but writingthe noor only partial
this itself-has happened of several times

>>76603930
philosophy.
psychology would be 90% girls.

>>76603818
Slavic languages can have verb at end sentenceof in some cases.

>>76600358
>Natuahl
Best it is the language Nahuatl !

>>76602698
>be unitedstatesian
>throw itself a fart with broth

>>76599217
>not knows the difference between que and qué

>>76606001
Not wanted write "than" because OP said "as literally as it only gets".

>>76596418
It liked itself to me this thread
Or something that

>>76606090
>he still no knows of what I'm talking
Qué - what
Que - that

>>76606137
Is hard accustomself to write this. Try write "se", "lo" or "de".

>>76606137
Y para que quede claro, entiendo perfectamente la diferencia entre los dos que, pero en inglés es algo confuso que nunca me había planteado.

i feel like im tripping balls reading this thread lol

how the fuck this working?

what have you wierdest sounding idioms from your language translated to english?
thanks in advance = thanks from the mountain
clumsy person - elephant in a warehouse full of china
to daydream = to think about blue almonds
to have not the slightest idea = to have no green idea
to mess shit up = to brew beer
to speak bluntly = to speak straight from the bridge

>>76596418
Why want you that I should write with Norwegian grammar?

>>76596418
this thread completely useless is

>>76606461
Cheat on somebody - put them the horn
You dun goofed - already you carried the clown

I hit me on the ear

>>76606461
to daydream - eating flies / thinking in the immortality of crab / in the moon / in the clouds

Now is 11:26 am, but I everlasting my bed on lying have been.

>>76597913

No use the name of god in vain (of form irreverent).

I don't really get this post, how else would I speak English?

>>76599692

the best of the english are the words short monosyllabic that you can fuse to create new words, the easy that is create neologisms and puns. The grammar is rather unremarkable, simple but with a order of words very strict.

>>76607047
It's for people who don't speak English natively. He's asking them to write with their native language's grammar.

OP here, I me expected not it thread to be again in life

>>76601898
Menwo

>>76607047
Just think in a phrase that want say in Spanish, after translate word for word

Of the hit, it is when same interesting like thread.

>>76596418
they shop-to go-want-if, some money needed
that forest-in big oaks are

autism-my-because me writing-my liked itself

>>76597913
Ma porco dio

>>76608495
turkey-in-you?

Go to the shit, troll of shit! You're ones of the most stupids. The really whore mother! No, I'm only swelling your balls. But, the truth, think what you're really fun. What string!

>>76604244
in russian easily
мaмy твoю eбaл
can you rearrange jebem ti majku?

for what you this needed?

>>76608552
>>76608604
Which languages speak you?

https://pollmill.com/f/what-is-the-size-of-song-yu-jeong-korean-actress-s-nipple-kr82me5/answers/new.html

>>76608620
Tried in Spanish, but maybe no came out good.

>>76608604
I also know-not-I
Linguist-s-for funny apparently

I sexy man am. I your girl fucked have.

Faggot OP is.

>>76602426
how is this pronounced

Haha I laugh at English speakers stupids

>>76604244
I would even say, in many cases this necessary, if you want naturally to sound

>>76600000
a lot of good numbers!

>>76608809
If you know IPA, a webtool I used says it's /kɛ-s kə sɛ kə sə tʁyk/.

>>76609192
In retrospect, that hyphen is probably misplaced. C'est la vie, non?

good thread

>>76602502
spicedicounasse

That is prime idea. But is here small problem, I have not what tell.

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want me use Chinese grammar speak English? simple
say real, i still no understand why foreigner say Chinese very hard learn
like me just open mouth casual say say
Chinese level already not know high to where
you, never carelessly yourself look down
need understand use all power to learn, good ungood?
Original Chinese
要我用中文文法說英文? 簡單
說真的 我一直不懂為甚麼外國人說中文很難學
像我只是張開嘴隨便說說
中文等級就不知道高到哪去了
你們阿 不要妄自菲薄
要懂得盡力去學 好不好?

You are american you are shot

i today three times masturbated desu

>>76609346
why everyday 5 times masturbate-not-you? weak-you huh?

ugly you

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>>76606461
sexual harassment = eat someone's tofu
cuck = make someone wear green hat

>>76609346
i today one time doesn't

Lusophones are the race more strong

>>76609659
sopa drinking man always strong
that-for, 'horse sopa-its drink! strong be' telling kazakh proverb-its is

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turkish agglunative one language that-be because most time to-english word-of word-of-to translation to-make impossible is-happening my-teacher

ugly motherfuckers you all

all the what are above of me me suck my dick

>>76609346
That is small tea

>>76600115
no you retard, middle English is close to Chaucer, Shakespeare wrote in modern English.

>>76606461
english has the same for a clumsy person, only we say a bull in a china shop.

>>76609997
>my-teacher
how (is being) said this in the turkics?

>>76609346
only three times? that is very sad
masturbated myself him many times today

shut up fuck the horn my

I kissing you for that not yourself feel alone, stay yourself to my side now
Tell if you want with me like I want with you and if so it wanted, let's go to give meaning

Mayoulivelong guys! This thread again? A lot good

Between hills and mountains out by the ocean
Have The Northman found his home,
Where he himself have foundations dug
And placed himself his House upon them.

From a famous norwegian poem

this thread fuck

Storm with mist sky covers
Wirls snowy spinning
Then like a beast it howls
then starts to wail like a child

The grammer of English should to be more flexible. I have made this realization in reason of the observation of the fact that each sentence in this thread is inteligible.

i make a thing of the sandwich variety right now... small slices of bread with honey between them.

>>76597346
Me is pleasing to

beautiful girl boys, I have myself need exit bed still, yesterday evening have played too much to cards until lateissimo

>>76596418
I know not about what I talk should. How goes it you? Everything in order? What had you for breakfast today morning? I have just the rests of yesterday from the coolingcupboard eaten. No, I am not workless, instead just a student.

better to self am not even woken up
anyway, now here I'm drinking black tea and reasoning which dick to do remainder day
more some kind of heat outside cannot man normally go outside

>>76602517
when you a foreign language learn, can you then in these threads partake.

>>76598557
right you, easy just the English

Thread not clear

>>76597913
>pig god
not I know if what that talking you
not I to gets

>>76612504
>>76611352
fuck mum you too
stupid you also, what?

(this grammar... kill me)

>>76609346
I also today 3 times masturbate did. Now 3 pm is, and I 12 pm woke up

>>76613527
3 only?? nothing that to mine
masturbated me of about 9 of times now day to night

>>76613597
Worry do not, in day lots time left is

>>76611907
Likey-like me really of these threads that is like this

>>76613527
Nepal monks not must to masturbate

>>76613670
Who to you such said?

Hello to all.

>>76613670
even of seeming wrong, in opinion me, there is right of masturbate the everyone
not this limited to culture or anything really

>>76613748
Hello too to you

>>76613748
You-to also hello

>>76613660
Yes of what's said, night already here so almost finish of me and also to sleep later

>>76596418
Not suck tits! Now I love to Canada

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>>76600358
Me interests morphologicallys complexes languages. My language's morphology is very developed. But are languages which have even complexer morphologies, like polysynthetics languages - inuitlanguages, Natuahl, Navajo. From elsewhere, extremely analytics languages are also interestings. In chinese and in vietnamese no is nearly any declension. Not like in english, in which is -ing form and conjugateds verbs, but purely on syntax baseds languages.

Mine must still say, that english's grammar is easier for people, whos don'ts speak very synthetics languages.

>mfw contemplating the state of my mindfuck

Good thread. Also, to any Japanese translating this one to all-nationz or the like: gam-fucking-batte

>>76613859
why you love the Canada now?

>>76610019
you that
whore mum you silly
idiot
stupid
you only the ugly
handsome us here everyone

>>76613670
I monk is not and that do to me know not-is that monks masturbate

are você fucking stupidation man, você're uma mule

>>76596418
I can sow you a new ear on and make you de cat wise. But without de rules de mouses dancing on de table wile de cat is going away from de house. So let act normal as it is crazy enough.

the only difference between the morphology of the language French and of the language English is the changing of the order of some sentences.

This how can do i know not i

>>76609335
somewhat readable too the grammar of Chinese to English

good ah

>>76614012
add '-' suffixes-before me-like
house-my-in computer is

>>76614055
thanks Kazakhstan-i friend-my

>>76614109
Problem not. Turkey-in how live-you?

>>76614109
>>76614181
okay the guys, what this what he itself going?

(that wasn't easy to translate)

>>76596418
OI OI

I was out on the lash last night and some trollop let me finger her gash. I then fucked the slag in a Sainsbury car park behind a white tranny van

Quality

>>76606461
to tread carefully = walk with leaden feet
in for a penny, in for a pound = from lost to the river
to daydream = think about the shrews
to be distracted = to be in Babia (village in León, Spain)
go fuck yourself = go to fry asparagus / go to the baton
to achieve something difficult = to put a pike in Flanders
to be lazy = to not slap the water with a stick (oar)
to abandon / to not help someone (who could expect help from you) = to leave someone in the stockade
your true intentions are showing = your plume is showing
there's no danger = there are no Moors in the coast
good times / bad times (regarding economy) = fat cows / thin cows
to be unable to decide = to be between Pinto and Valdemoro (two neighboring towns in the province of Madrid)
to blame someone = to throw the dead to somebody
very remote place = where Christ shouted the three voices
the value of something is high = it's not a turkey's snood
to let the cat out of the bag = to pull the blanket
to not spare effort or money (especially money) = throw the house through the window

>>76614297
>no hay moros en la costa
xD

>>76600288
Eeeyyy pendejo wasup homes be chill mane or ill pop a cap in yo ass gringo

>>76614227
know-not-I.. writing-your me-for clear not
eating-for something want-I because, house-my-nears' shop-to going-I(bread also needed)

>>76614361
fuck of shit, this me has the air of being a good plan

>>76596476
that do we at all not

I feel stupid, not know if have understand the game

>>76606461
>vääntää rautalangasta = to twist from iron wire
Explain or demonstrate something with painful thoroughness, especially if it should have been obvious from the start.
>vetää perseet (olalle) = pull asses [arse, not donkey] (on a shoulder)
Get extremely drunk.
>ei harmainta aavistusta = not the greyest hunch
To have not the slightest idea.
>aisankannattaja = one who holds up an aisa
Cuckold. I'm having trouble finding the English word for aisa, but it's the part of a drawn cart that a draft animal (or human) pushes against when pulling the cart.

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>>76614361
Very nice Great Success

>>76609335
It sees of course out like aliexpress-descriptions. Easier than what I thought to understand though.

>>76614463
fuck
me feel stupid
this seem funny

All faggot-you(plural), fuck-get-you go-you

>>76614467
I HAVE A CHAIR, I HAVE CHAIR

DO THIS DO THAT

>>76614297

most of those make sense

>>76614425
ummm, what?

>>76602194
Woah gunna tell me friends about this I am

>>76614055
I realize did that I proper translation giving is not.
Example's for, your sentence become is "my computer my house-in is". Me-to still also know is not how verbs's morphemes translate do able.

>>76614508
putain de merde (litterally fuck of shit), ça a l'air d'être un bon plan (this looks like a good plan)

>>76598460
this like polandball

>>76614467
what-for me-to posted-you this?

>>76614550
agree-I, always good plans making-I so yeah!

>>76614464

google translates aisa as "shaft"

god pig and the virgin mary all the angels in a column, the column has fallen, god pig what head-bad!

>>76614546
house-my-in / computer is
in my house / there is a computer

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>>76614571
Borat search him up he is famous over here he is from glorious nation of Kazakhstan.

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>>76614571

The british poster already ruined the thread because he can't contribute properly zzz

>>76606461
Get drunk - put yourself fart

>>76614594
you don't know Borat!!!!

you MUST watch it

>>76614720
French know American movies?

>>76614741
half English

>>76614720
uhm, what-for?

me want fuck to your mother

>>76614749
Good mix the fighting spirit of a French man and the never give up heart of an Englishman

>>76614320
Talk you me

>>76614778
It's a movie about a man from Kazakhstan visiting USA its funny as fook. I think it's on Netflix

>>76614825
cheers m8

>>76614778
it's funny :^)

>>76596418
that do we always anyway

I Greek.
Slavs not white.
Ukrainians on exact business Russians.
Russians on exact business Finns.

No I am comunista I like the capitalism for obtain the things what I need and want. Thank you. (-CHI)

>>76602689
>>76602723
Tried fix the translation since that had several mistakes. Enough difficult, my friend.

Was-be one time an individual, with name Harry, named the Wolf steppen. Walked in two foots, carried clothes and was a man, but in the bottom was, in truth, a wolf steppen. Had learned much of the what the people with good understanding can learn, and was a man enough intelligent. But the what not had learned was one thing: to be satisfied of he himself and of his life. This not could achieved-to. Perhaps it came of that in the bottom of his heart knew (or believed know) in all moment that not was really a being human, if-not a wolf of the steppe. That argue the intelligent about of if was in reality a wolf, if in some occasion, perhaps before of his birth already, had been converted by art of enchantment from wolf in man, or if had born since later man, but gifted of soul of a wolf steppen and possessed or dominated by it, or for lastly, if this belief of being a wolf not was more than a product of his imagination or from a state pathologic. Not stopping of be possible, for example, that this man, in his childhood, had been maybe wild and indomitable and disordered, that his educators had treated to kill in him to the beast and precisely because that had made ingrain in his imagination the idea of that, in effect, was really a beast, covered only by a tenuous sheath of education and sense human. Much and interesting could said-be of this and even write books of the particular; but with it not be lend service any to Wolf steppen, since to him was completely indifferent that the wolf be had introduced in his person by art of magic or at force of hits, or that be treated only of a fantasy of his spirit. The what the others could think of all this, and even the what he himself of it thought, not had value to the proper interested, nor would-get of any mode scare the wolf of his person.

Go-yourself to the cock, kitchen-helper English
In this thread only them they allow bilinguals

>>76597913
I'm laughing but I don't know what it's supposed to mean

Can't dance but your lawn is bent

>>76600655
Cant wait to leave this place actually...

For to be honest so is it some difficult to know precicely how one shall do it.
So far have I kept English morphology, but one could try to remove English grammar for to only have with the differences that are-being-found in Norweian. For example could I stop to differentiate between "am" and "are", but this becomes so complicated that I believe it is better to only do that I have done so far.

>>76598375
Is it not "video of games"?

>>76614708
How so?

Good days
I-my name-my Anon. Turkey-in living-I. Twenty one age-in-I. Whites-their pussy-to-their put-shall-I.

>>76616518
I thought Turks consider themselves white Europeans?

>>76616537
Ass-your-from element fabricate-not.

We share same-the syntax anyway.
It is not so different.

>>76616608
Why you trying to join EU then if you don't think your European?

Me why studying English should do. English from Korean so different is.

Like the hard this

>>76616711
Benefits-of for.
And try-not-ing-we, trying-was-we.

>>76597571
What say you?

>>76596418
*plays didgeridoo*
good fucken thread ey

>>76599906
Talk just in sheeps

>>76616858
So you were trying to become white!

>>76617044
Who wants that-to? Genes-your inferior, society-your degenerate

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>>76617174
Your people are just as degenerate as ours. Pic related

>>76617325
Now persuasion been-I!

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>>76614550
but "putain" wants to say a prostituted, not? I can like that french language, but I ought say that it's hard speak correct, opinionate I. In the smallest, their word-order gives meaning for me.

fuck danish is weird when translated directly

>>76618048
That that is not how we speak.

I not understand why the anglospeakers ITT speak weird instead of use their grammar. Explain me please

>>76606461
>L'hai cagata di brutto = you shitted it badly
Italian for "you fucked it up"

>Quella persona è un cesso = That person is a toilet
A really ugly person

>Fa un freddo cane! = It's a dog cold!
Cold weather

>In bocca al lupo = Into the mouth of the wolf
Basically, "good luck!"

>Sei un coniglio = you're a rabbit
It means "you're a coward"