When Norway did this your country didn't exist (or was a shithole)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rAa4fAc9H8w
Fugging uncivilized barbarians
>>76594924
It literally took 400 years for Europeans to reach our level.
>>76594924
YOU WERE LITERAL SHITHOLES.
Remember that.
We literally invented freedom and equality between the genders even back then.
>>76594924
>norwegians
sure
Proud to be part of the Norweigan diaspora tbqh.
>>76595137
Veneti
Snow niggers got absolutely destroyed by fuckin native Americans.
>>76595637
kys german pig
>>76595706
sons of norway lodgeman reporting :D
yeah but it was actually us though
>>76595637
kys german pig
>>76595706
>>76595945
Same, what's up guys! My great-great
-great grandfather was Norwegian, and I couldn't be prouder to have Norwegian blood flowing through me. Every year I go to the local Swedish festival (not many other Norwegians live here so it's the closest I can get to honoring my heritage).
>>76595895
>>76596013
crawl back in your cage trolls
>>76596103
german subhuman pig, get out of this thread
norway is NOT germanic
>>76596070
>I go to the local Swedish festival
what a disgrace
>it's the closest I can get to honoring my heritage
are you trying to make fun of us or what?
>>76596130
Norway IS Germanic, and Denmark is OUR original clay (but they won in the end, like Australia won over the UK).
>>76596176
kys german pig
>>76596070
>>76595706
Brothers! We will defend you when the time comes.
>>76596070
It's close enough. Like corsicans celebrating with french people.
>>76596176
Norway is Norse-Gaelic you german pig
>>76596262
No, Norway is 100% Germanic. It's THE ORIGINAL GERMANIC FFS.
We are the Proto Germanic. Without us there would be no Germanic.
>>76596176
Norway is celtic according to this book
inb4 Bergen is not Norway
>>76596298
t. Hans-Frits von Norwegen
>>76594924
>>76595137
>>76595539
>>76595895
>>76596103
>>76596130
>>76596176
>>76596213
Looks like an american is staying in Norway for the week. Pretty impressive, how'd you get a passport? I heard you can only get them there if you can eat the most hamburgers in 15 minutes.
My town has its own reproduction long ship
We're not even near the ocean :D
>>76596300
Lol, a fucking fantasy novel
Also, it's about Norwegians finding relatives in Ireland (because we fucking went there).
>>76596176
>>76596298
t. tyskerunge
Norway is NOT G*rmanic you subhuman
>>76596359
There would be no "Hans-Frits" without us.
Also, you are RIGHTFUL Norwegian clay.
any american muh heritage anon who tries to lump us together with the swedes are not worty calling themselves norwegian
>>76596366
kjeften på deg halvrusser
>>76595888
Why would you stay in America in constant war when you can live a good life in peace on Greenland?
>>76596509
In i din stora mun
>>76596425
>fantasy novel
no its about real dna comparison between norwegian hillbillies and the irish
spotting a lot of lebensborn ITT
>>76596488
Abba is my favorite Norwegian rock band
>>76596667
There was one Norwegian there... so yes, Norwegian.
>>76596667
t. swede muh heritage
>>76596488
>any american
>are not worty calling themselves norwegian
You don't say?
Norwegians are slavs. Just look at their troll looking women in their silly slav dresses
>>76596722
Oh believe me, I wish I had so noble a lineage as those greatest of Scandinavians.
Sadly, it's hundreds of years of anglodom and frisians for me
>>76596772
This is actually kind of funny, but my city celebrated their constitution day, I can remember the little flags and whatnot as a boy.
>>76596927
that popular racemixer girl looks kinda like our teacher from HS
1/4 of skandis look like slavshits for some reason
my ancestor :))
>>76597057
>that popular racemixer girl
who?
>>76596944
Anglos are banned.
>>76594924
>Fugging uncivilized barbarians
Connect the 3 phrases below:
"Bronze Age of Scandinavia (1750-500 BC)"
"bedrock carvings of huge ships"
"Mycenaean Greeks"
Spoiler:
>The Bronze Age in SE Sweden Evidence of Long-Distance Travel and Advanced Sun Cult: http://www.ccsenet.org/journal/index.php/jgg/article/view/23276
>Norwegian history
Leeching off Danish achievements
>Norwegian language
Retarded version of ours
>Norwegian flag
Cheap copy of ours
>>76597127
that norwegian bitch with mixed offspring
>>76597250
We have plenty of great history that's not Danish.
The Norwegian language is a unique language that's not a "version of Danish" (although most people write a shitty version of Danish" instead of real Norwegian.
The flag thing might be true though. I don't really know enough about the history of the flag.
>>76597250
>Leeching off Danish achievements
its the opposite you fucking german pig.
>>76597297
there are probably many norwegian women with mixed offspring, you have to be more specific
>>76597250
Early Danish history IS Norwegian history. We created you.
Without us you wouldn't even know how to build ships.
>>76597375
the most popular one
>norwegian culture
>>76597420
do you have a name?
>>76597420
found her
>norwegian entertainment
>>76597495
she doesn't have offspring and her partner is ethnic norwegian...
>>76597469
All superior cultures have some bad eggs...
>>76597557
please, you danes adore Skam
>Denmark 250 runestones
>Norway 50 runestones
>>76597560
but umm ive seen these images with niggers? its not her kids?
also my city is literally packed with such bitches so she's not even exotic, they're only slightly different
>>76594924
>Fugging uncivilized barbarians
Umm, it was you who were the uncivilised people. Well more the Danes really. They weren't called the Great Heathen army for nothing.
>>76597557
So, that's what you are watching
>>76597469
Is this really culture? Seems more like a person is a cat. It's not like it's a cultural tradition or anything. Not many people in Norway are cats.
>>76597557
What's your point with this? I haven't seen the movie in question, but two people kissing is fairly common and probably only a small part of this artpiece.
>>76597630
>but umm ive seen these images with niggers? its not her kids?
No, it's just from her charity trip to Africa and she posted pics with some random African baby to virtue signal how good of a person she is
>>76597627
>Norway 40 viking ships
>Denmark 5 viking row boats (built in Norway proven by wood samples)
>>76597734
She looks like a slav to you?
>>76597642
That's just Christian propaganda.
WE were the civilized ones LITERALLY (not even kidding)
Without us there would be NO ENGLAND... AND NO BRITISH EMPIRE
>>76596927
it's another episode of
>heey everyone look what all norwegian grillz looks like even tho only max 5% of the population looks like my meme pic
get real anon
>>76597758
i literally wouldn't be able to tell her from russians or ukrainans
>>76597689
>be norgay
>under foreign occupation for more than 500 years/almost half of its existence
what a shitty excuse of a country
>>76597800
These look like seamonsters
>>76597880
REEEEEEEE
Norway is a great country. Evil oppressors! It's not our fault we were oppressed.
When your women have more testerone than you
>>76597880
We were independent for 500 fugging years before the black death created the unions.
Denmark was Norwegian under Magnus the Good
>>76597926
>seamonsters
that's what we were known for. you pigs were land-cocks who barly managed to reach southern UK. Even romans managed to do that
>>76597836
gib russian gf
>>76597627
the oldest proper example of such a runestone is insweden :D
>>76597926
>>76598015
>>76597880
STFU flatland sausage germans!
>>76598015
This is treu and vikangz were fags.
>>76598092
you mean former norwegian clay?
>>76598129
STFU neo-country
>>76598070
Closer than you. And the romans came from the south so obviously.
>>76598120
We have plenty of mountains
>>76598199
I'm telling you. WE rightful Germanics thought you how to build ships. We attacked you first, and you learned from our ways. We had a reason to build ships (fjords etc.) you had not.
We fucking created you ungrateful fucks.
PAY TRIBUTE NOW
>>76598199
Bastard heathen Danes.
>>76598253
That's stolen Norwegian land. It doesn't count.
>>76598253
GIVE BACK RIGHTFUL NORWEGIAN CLAU (y)
>>76598181
actually of course it's a region that at one time belonged to Danes, but that's the usual story
>>76598199
we wuz american continent sailorz
>>76598305
The eternal Anglo fabricating lies when his money can't silence the truth
>>76598355
the whole viking meme stuff started in Norway according to british historians.
>>76598455
what the fuck is your problem? are you some mudslime refugee who didn't get asylum here?
>>76598253
Why can't Greenland into the Island Games?
>>76598339
>>76598351
>muhh shitty fjords
aww
>>76594924
Hahahahahahahahayha hahahahahahha ha
>>76598522
Faroe Islands also belongs to Norway. Give it back.
>>76598522
STFU sausage german!
>>76598305
>WE rightful Germanics
Try again. We ain't germanic. British scientists already proved it 17 years ago. Danes and anglos share the same dna together with germans, not us.
>>76598520
He is in rehab for alcoholic issues and suicidal behaviour caused by Norwegian occupation
>>76598585
There aren't even 100 norwegian speakers there. It's ours
>>76598526
STFU Bolshevik. You wouldn't even exist without us (like Denmark and England).
>>76598520
>the falklands
>1 gold
Let the fucking Argies invade bloody useless.
>>76598705
>There aren't even 100 norwegian speakers there. It's ours
You have no rights or even similar culture. You are sausage Germans. How can you claim rightful Norwegian lands?
>>76598811
Maybe if you weren't so busy blowing up your own war ships, you'd control the rightful danish territories
wrong
norwegians were our housemaids
>>76599016
Norway has the best flag along with the West Riding of Yorkshire. Also that's missing
>>76599080
... that's missing Caithness.
>>76599016
The Black Death save you asses.
Denmark (and Sweden) would simply be known as 'Norway' today if it wasn't for the Brits bringing the black death on a trading vessel to Norway.
Norway was 5x as powerful as Denmark in the 12th and 13th centuries.
>>76598199
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i4FtrKfZ0Lo
>>76599118
saved your asses* kek
>>76599118
Norway and UK have much in common
>both used to have large clays in other continents
>both are small today
>>76594924
>When Norway did this your country didn't exist (or was a shithole)
Meanwhile in the south (outside of the "shithole"'s walls)
The ships of extraordinary men from Scandinavia (Allies of Turkics, puppets of Kikes)
>The Rus'–Byzantine War of 941 took place during the reign of Ingvar Roriksen (Igor of Kiev) The Khazar Correspondence reveals that the campaign was instigated by the Khazars, who wished revenge on the Byzantines after the persecutions of the Jews
>The Rus' and their allies, the Pechenegs, disembarked on the northern coast of Asia Minor and swarmed over Bithynia in May 941.
BTFO by "Fugging uncivilized barbarian" ships
> As usual, they seemed to have been well informed that the Imperial capital stood defenseless and vulnerable to attack: the Byzantine fleet had been engaged against the Arabs in the Mediterranean
>15 retired ships confronted 1.000 "superior" Rus ships
>Related pic
>>76599118
How did you go from 5x power to being invaded several times by sausage germans?
>have layover in Oslo
>beautiful women everywhere
Oh gawd.
How get Norwegian GF?
D-do they like spics?
>>76598698
You don't know what germanic means. 1500 years ago a scandinavian, anglo-saxon, and german proper could understand each other with some difficulty
>>76599379
How tall are you?
>>76599458
>>76599379
Since you are a spic then I bet you mean the swedish workers who are everywhere in Oslo.
>>76599445
6'0
And I'm decent looking I swear
But yeah everyone there was Fucking tall. I felt almost average
>>76599313
That was swedish vikings. But you're forgetting about the 2 earlier raids
>>76599458
>>76599506
have you any sense of irony about you I wonder
>>76594924
We actually had an empire 200 years before that. Old Slovaks were very powerful, we even beat franks and avars.
>>76599591
>6'0
Yeah you might have a chance if you're outgoing and not socially retarded
>>76599379
no one likes your shortkind
>>76599617
is pretending to be scandinavian the new favorite flavor instead of wanting to be japanese?
>>76599368
We were invaded before the black death, but kicked your sausage germans asses back. After the black death we just entered unions, like the Kalmar Union (probably started by Norwegian royal marriage btw).
Denmark-Norway was just a continuation of the Kalmar Union after Quisling Sweden left.
This timeline is the wrong one. I'm pretty sure some fucked up Dane went back in time and created the Black Death just to ruin the Norwegian might.
>>76599591
the girls you saw in Oslo were swedes.
>>76599672
I can't imagine wanting to be Scandinavian, I like my country and societal values too much to be such a person.
>>76599379
Yes! yes! yes! breed them out of existence
>>76599716
kek, everyone wish they were Scandinavian to some degree (fact)
According to an ancient saga passed on for thousands of years Norway was founded by a Finnish man called Noorri
>>76599716
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r_YtiAfezYE
>>76599733
>breed them out of existence
agree, breed the swedes out of Norway
>>76599655
>socially retarded
God dammit
>>76599829
Гpязный paб вepнeтcя в Poccию
>>76599696
What?
How do you know?
Danemark is based and a reliable ally.
t. France
>>76599913
because I know what spics think are hot
>>76599964
t.guillotine barbarian
This is the ideal empire. You may not like it, but this is what peak might looks like.
>>76599972
Continue
>>76600274
This is what matters. Other countries are irrelevant.
>>76600274
I don't understand it, and did you give up Jan Mayen? Is that the white spot?And all the other islands in the ocean, what are those, and Svalbard, we need Svalbard.
>>76600445
Glemte svalbard fåvæ
The thing is history remembers 'Germanic cultures' as uncivilized... and Rome was civilized... and we were "barbarians". It's all BS.
WE WERE CIVILIZATION, ROMANS WERE NOT. Most of the things in modern civilization comes from GERMANIC CULTURE.
WE EVEN FUCKING DEFEATED THE ROMAN EMPIRE LOOOOOL
Helmet made in middle Sweden at the time the Roman empire fell (500 BC)....
>>76600778
I mean AD
In a place that was never conquered by the Romans>>76600778
are greeks and norwegians eternal allies?
>>76600778
>middle Sweden
you mean former Norway mr. swedish rapebaby?
>>76598335
fuck off southern poof
>
why us northern europe so aesthetic lads?
>>76601216
We should be on a planet of our own.
>>76595539
>We literally invented freedom and equality between the genders even back then.
How is this a good thing
>>76601383
Back in the day on our "Ting" (court)
Women had just as much say as men. Not like in Islam where women only counts as 0.25 men (or whatever). We treated them equally.
We are the prototype modern civilization.
>>76594924
I'm from Normandy, so no, it was an uncivilized Frank shithole until my ancestors came here.
>>76601216
It looks fake desu. Like a lazily designed video game world or something
>>76601383
danes thought it was a bad thing during the denmark-norway union . they took away all kids from single danish women and sent the kids to northern norway because unmarried danish women with kids was a sin. that is why you will find blonde people among samis today
>>76601473
You mean, until WE came there.
>>76600778
Similar to the Sutton Hoo helmet. Has a long dragon over the top of the heading leading down towards between the eyes, and the eyebrows are wings I believe.
>>76601627
>>76601583
Your ancestors stayed at home you dipshit, while mine moved to Normandy, that's why they're my ancestors. My family name is Lenormand.
>>76601627
Because the Sutton Hoo was made in Scandinavia.
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>>76601691
>was made in Scandinavia.
The powerhouse of Northern Europe at the time.
>>76601753
This is where "beowolf" comes in...
>>76601574
>send our jews to sweden
>send our trash to norway
>raid and rape angloland
we truly are hitler's dream
>>76601691
They're not 100% sure where it was made, but it probably was made in Scandinavia. Many of the other artefacts they believe were made in England.
>>76601565
>ywn play an rpg set across the entirety of northern europe
why live desu
>>76601691
Why would an Anglo-Saxon helmet be made in your god forsaken land?
>>76601851
>Many of the other artefacts they believe were made in England.
By Scandinavians then. We literally created Britain. You should pay tribute.
>>76601926
We're thankful for your Christmas tree every year m8 that's it really.
>>76601895
Because we fugging created you.
>>76601957
>that's it really.
What about the merchant fleet in ww2?
>>76601574
>danes took kids from unmarried danish women and sent the kids to northern norway
one of them has a danish grand-grand mother who was unmarried, guess which of them
You raided my town you fuckers.
Why didn't you behave and assimilate like the Suebis. Worst Germanics desu.
>>76602753
We dindu nuffin. We wasn't germanic so it couldn't be us
>>76601802
With polish help
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cnut_the_Great#Conquest_of_England
Also i think your capital got sacked once by one of our princes
>>76602753
b-b-but muh sigurd the crusader
>>76602835
You were here you fuckers. Here is proof. 0.3% you fuckers.
Goddamm barbarians.
>>76602753
The bitches were brought as exotic fucktoys back to Bergen where their hairy holes were ravaged for months
Really makes you think
>>76602864
>TFW you realise that engtards are danish-polish rape babies
>>76602948
Would any of these be exotic in Scandi cunts?
>>76603016
no genetic footprint of poles here desu
lots left by danes, however
>>76602948
>Bergen
That wasn't during the vikang era but in the 17th and 18th century,. And it wasn't kidnapping either, just people moving around
>>76603085
>>76599379
should be easy, norwegians are burgerboo, angloboos and medboos
>>76603201
People grow out of the ameriboo phase when they get older than 18
>>76603106
No there's not, Vikings left barely any DNA except for Shetland
>>76603778
The Normans were basically Vikings, m8
>>76603778
I think he's that Yorkshire lad who goes all out when the Danes are mentioned in connection with genetics.
>>76603827
The Normans left no genetic legacy in the general populace.
>>76597250
Jesus christ you triggered a lot of them
>>76603085
hmm I don't know. Pekka >>76602948
mentioned Bergen and with youtube + concert https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-4ZvZpmBopQ
>>76597607
(Not him) Only girls do really, and I think it's somewhat a dying trend here. Don't really have any interest in it.
>>76594924
>When Norway did this your country didn't exist (or was a shithole)
KEK
>>76594924
That's where you're wrong bitch.
Now make me a sandwich.
>>76598339
We have sooo much clay stolen from Germany. You don't see us spam the whole thread about it
we was literally romanz nshiet
everyone stop posting, wewuzzery was a mistake
>>76604139
>Not knowing that ancient norwegians secretly controlled Rome
>tfw ~5% Norwegian master race
>>76602940
kek
>>76603886
oh... it's pretty evident
>>76603778
>10%
>barely any
do one you muppet
>>76604476
How is this a Normand.
This looks super French. In fact it even looks Iberian.
>>76604627
>tfw Danish on my mother's side and British on my father's
>tfw 55% Scandinavian
>>76604627
10%. That's a really high number. Much more than the Moors in Southern Spain.
the snownigger chimpout period aka the viking age roughly corresponds to japan's heian period where elegant art and literature flourished..
>>76605797
That's a 17th century painting though...
>>76606071
what matters here isn't the pic itself but the age and works authored by the figure depicted in the pic like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Tale_of_Genji
Gib Scandinavian gf nao
>>76596927
>troll looking women
>Slavs
>>76596462
Yes it is, if not then what the fuck is it?
we were raping entire europe carefully selecting the cutest girls to bring with ourselfs to our yurts, calling it age of adventures
>>76596488
Normans were more relevant vikings than you.
>we
Now you are completely assimilated, unlike other Ugrycs. Where is your Siberian/Urals haplogroup?
>>76599895
>>76594924
Rurik was Swede or Norwegian?
>>76599506
>2017
>not having burgerblót
>>76610579
Somalian
>>76594924
Vikings founded all our cities and towns.
Listen here you big Norwegian nobhead. Stop gobbing off or I'll swim over there and batter your £9 pound a pint paying arse.
>>76602948
cringe
>>76610579
A Finn, as attested by genetic studies.
>>76610616
Wrong
why are Norwegians such cunts?
>>76610555
we aint slavs igor
ruszkik haza
>>76604290
lel, lagra
>>76597758
yep, she looks like my Russian wife.
>>76610579
Swede I think. Norwegians traveled to western europe, america and Mediterranean, Swedes traveled east, to the black sea and Mediterranean, and Danes when they were part of Norway just traveled to eastern England.
>>76614305
check your eyes Ivan, and get your fagcut fixed
>vikings were great warri-
40 vs. 2000
I've been to the viKANG settlement in Newfoundland, pretty comfy.
>>76595539
wtfihatenorwaynow
>>76614795
>check your eyes Ivan, and get your fagcut fixed
wut? explain pls
Norwegians couldn't even win at stamford bridge
Average Norge beauty
>>76597495
typical Russian face
>>76597233
Really makes you think
> A recent study (2013) of 71 ancient Swedish bronze objects dated to Nordic Bronze Age, revealed that most of copper utilized at that time in Scandinavia came from Sardinia and the Iberian peninsula.
Pure Norge beauty
Shush now scandies, no need to fight. Your all utter shit.
>>76594924
Norway wasnt a country , and also a shithole too
So im okay
At leadt their coastal vialges ddnt get raided
>>76613861
No settlement survives from the period before the vikings, yet all our cities and towns have their roots in viking settlement. Before they arrived it was mostly scattered monasteries, crannogs and wooden duns. The vikings formed the actual towns.
>>76616276
WTF I love Norway now