I really wish my name wasn't Muhammad.
I realized Islam was bullshit when i was just 10 years old. I hated going to the mosque, the carpet smelled like unwashed feet, i couldn't understand jackshit what the imam was jabbering and i didn't even bother taking the ritual washing before prayer or reading quran(which i didn't even understand neither) since i just couldn't take this nonsense seriously.
Now im 18 but still get associated with this bedouine cult for the rest of my life.
JUST
Change your name then you dopey paki, reckon you'd suit "Max Power" desu
Are there any cool nicknames for Muhammad? Maybe MC Hammer?
>>76587377
Dumb /r9k/ poster
haha roach
>what is legally changing your name
>>76587377
change your name to Jesus
>named Ivan
>every foreigner assumes I'm Russian
>>76587377
>the carpet smelled like unwashed feet
p hot desu
just bee yourself
if ur 18 just change ur fuckin name bro
>>76587499
this desu. Post feet.
>>76587557
>>76587433
>>76587417
>18 years old and still living with religious parents
>hurr durr change your name and publicly denounce islam
Great plan, nothing can go wrong.
>>76587377
>the carpet smelled like unwashed feet
>i didn't even bother taking the ritual washing before prayer
Muslims aren't that smart, eh?
>>76587649
smart enough to breed your cucked race out of existence. Now go suck some dicks in your corner, potatoface.