/brit/

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chinese nige

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Congratulations to the lad that posts this image for making it into /int/'s top 20 image reposts!
>everything else is Pepe, Wojak and Lel face

>>76581304
Not even the good qt, Amber was superior. He quit working there and I don't know what he did afterwards for work. Anyway it was nice talking about the good ol' Ylilauta days. Best of luck to you.

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tee hee

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>>76581380

*cartwheels into /brit/*

need a fat leggings gf

>>76581365
depending on your career you can earn more in the long run/ get better experience
doubt anyone in /brit/ has that type of career though

forgot the link like an utter retard

How idiotic can I be
http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/
http://desuarchive.org/int/statistics/image-reposts/

Still quite chuffed that I passed my mod 1 test lads

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>>76581390
you too friend

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>>76581449
My OC beat /brit/'s greatest meme
Noice

might have a wank after I finish my poo

Can't even begin to imagine the runtoid that buys private eye.

>>76581449
I like how /int/ is mostly /brit/

Hello @Anoynmous, is it just you and me here? I thought there were loads of people on 4chan.

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>she sucks her fingers whilst he bud bud dings down the telephone

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>>76581449
decent amoutn of bradley in there

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dags

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>there are 5 day gaps with no kev
this ends now
*walks towards you*

>>76581449
Literally just /brit/

>>76581545
well it is the fastest moving general and it's not even close

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Which one are you?

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>geologists dispute it's man made
They're bloody bought and paid for lmao

consider a woman's vagina to be everything above the knees and below the belly button

>>76581653
the seed of a gimmick is germinating in my brainspace...

>>76581653
Mr Salmon

tiny willy paki was FUMING in the last thread eh lads?

>>76581674
UKIP built them with money meant for the NHS to fund BANKERS PRIVATE HELICOPTERS

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>>76581725

won another internet argument lads

poof's with small bollock's sit with leg's together im no poof and my bollock's r fucking massive anyway whlat about fat bird's with big arse's and shopping bag's?

nipping to the lgbthsbc meeting at the local mosque, you lads want owt?

>>76581674
ant photos aren't great proof mate
they look like literally any mountain range in a cold climate

>>76581803
one twink and a bearded german social worker pleases

have to get up early tomorrow but i'm excited so i can't sleep

>>76581814
the fuck

>>76581814
me side swiping them

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>>76581773
what did he mean by this

>>76581878
youre talking up your arse

just got fired

dgaf

>>76581840
excited about what lad

every freakin day
every freakin night
i wanna freak you girl your bodys so freakin tight

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>>76581382
>/int/'s top 20 image reposts!
i-is there actually such a thing, would like to spam this pepe into it

>>76581933
Read the thread you dumb cunt

>>76581918
mind your own fucking business

Me train started

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WE
WUZ
ALT
GYPSIES

>About 220 officers from Berlin were released from duty by the Hamburg authorities for the 7-8 July summit in the city after they threw a wild party that involved public sex, brawling, urinating in a group and a bathrobe-clad officer strip-dancing with her service weapon.

good lads

>>76581380
Chinese nige is also Chinese Bateman because he #chexit

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this triggers the paki

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>>76581977
Are you trains man too?

you

little

LEGEND

>>76581960
twat. hope you stay up for ages and you're too tired tomorrow to enjoy yourself.

>>76581993
and just like the roma they are dirty, backwards, dishonest and should be deported

>>76581814
dum hore

>>76582003
sounds like weimar
and we all know what came after that

>>76582031
rude

>>76581977
how many chickens can you see on it right now?

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the 'inner

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>>76582049

>>76581960
kek

>>76581993
what is this gay fucking fanfiction shite pols started doing

what happened to the politics

not many people know the opportunities McDonald's has

>>76582070
>mfw the instructions say to put the flavouring in after the noodles
duper noodles, more like

>>76582065
you're also a nonce

>>76582021
Does she have herpes? Her mouth is revolting

>>76582065
Post that picture we both have you know the one.

>>76582098
get me in la

>>76582065
queer bastard

Good morning

wish something fucking interesting would happen in my life

kind of want to slip back into getting really wrecked and doing so much ket that i forget where i am or what's going on

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just had a couple of very sharp shots of pain to my heart

>>76582066
Mostly empty i am alone on 8 seats

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>>76582021
what happen

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>>76582070
>12g of fat

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>>76582163
Happens to me sometimes
I've learnt to accept it

>>76582168
photoshop, lighting, filters

>>76582165
HOW MANY CHICKENS

>>76582167
Why do you hate our rich and colourful history? It's well known the British aristocracy and elites dabbled with and fancied a bit of Islam

>>76582167
didn't know about this, don't mind if they build more mosques and we adopt shariah law now

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>>76582177
>that's only half the pack

>Trump interrupts his phonecall with the Irish PM to wink at a female reporter, call her over, and say she 'has a nice smile on her face'

>http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/av/world-us-canada-40431740/irish-reporter-caitrona-perry-s-bizarre-moment-with-trump

What the fuck?
Does he have some sort of mental problem?

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Girl wants to hang out with me but not sure if I should invite her to my place or take her out lads

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THAILAAAAAD

>>76582059
it's always 5 to reich with them anyway

>>76582206
It is completely green outside. Signs to buy Bitbean?

>>76582189
yeah but I was planning to get blasted on the 'DMA this weekend
I'm still going to do it but I might die

>>76582229
Sounds like he was just being nice. Not everyone in power has to be a stuck up twat.

>>76582255
>anime
take her out lad there's no chance you'll be shagging you pathetic runt

>>76582167
REALLY dont like Judi Dench

why is she a dame

>>76582255
take her out obviously. You can always go back to yourplace after
do you know any street markets or mircrobreweries or other interesting type stuff you can take her to? girls love that shit

>>76582255
Obviously take her out you anime posting freak

every time i get a sharp pain in the heart i hope its a heart attack and when i get them in the brain i hope its a stroke

>ywn get your pepe edit featured on BBC news

I think I know what you lads might like

http://desu-usergeneratedcontent.xyz/gif/image/1456/40/1456400388534.webm

>>76582270
Sounds like he was being a sex pest

*walk into women's changing room*
old cow shouts "oi this is for women"
*whip out dick*
"aye, so is this"
lmao

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>>76582270
t. creepy 70 year old man who winks at random women 45 years younger than him to be 'nice'

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>>76582326

>>76582229
early onset dementia

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>>76582293
I live in a shitey town. But there's an aquarium nearby. Alternatively we could take a bus to the city.

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>>76582157
I will start a revolution soon.an international revolution.will make you incharge of British operations. shadilay!

>>76582327
Is that the findom ex-commieslag?

>>76582327
did quite like this actually
have a very confusing relationship with shemale porn tbqh

watching videos of orangutans
fascinating creatures

>>76582229
alpha

>>76582255
out obviously. do NOT let her see your anime nonce hole.

Don't think it would be considered early onset anything mate he's in his 70s

>>76582167
was actually at queen vics home in the isle of wright when they were filming this, cunts cut off the raj section

>>76582418
watching a documentary about southern england lad?

>>76582369
>creepy
FOY

>>76582327
Wish he wasn't so fucking ugly then I would enjoy it

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anime

>>76582229
if that was Obama everybody would call him a player and laugh

>>76582478
give him a break, he's trying, bless him
got a wig on and everything

>>76582484
'ce

>>76582513
if that was Obama everyone would laugh at him for being a nigger

>>76582451
nah it's about orangutans

>>76582513
t. your arse

>>76582478
>watching tranny porn for the attractive men
fucking gay lol

>>76582353
wahey!! Gaza you abs legend!

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>when a northerner speaks

Reached the next station. This was fast

update: finished my 'inner lads

>>76582513
but Obuntu never did anything close to that
I mean the media is obviously being really hard on Trump, but its not like he's NOT a total goof

>>76582513
If that was Obama pol would call him degenerate nigger

Remember the time Obama did a press conference while wearing a tan suit and Fox News said it was unamerican and disrespectful of him to the American people?

>>76582608
doesnt really work when there's no sound does it
fool

>>76582677
It does when you dont have autism you utter spastic

O'bama haha


>captcha asks for jaguars
>they're all cheetahs
'cks sake

>>76582664
>tan
foy

>>76582255
>anime poster
Sure mate

the only shops opening up near me are vape shops and bookies

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Why can't you monkeys behave?

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>>76582701
>still using nu-captcha
state of you mate

>>76582701
If your efuse to buy a pass use legacy captcha and stop working for google's new AI

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>2 new voicemails

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>80% of the jobs in this town are social care work

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>why yes this is a natural structure!!

>>76582730
The newest one is best. It doesn't require you to tick a box even

>>76582771
woke af

>>76582721
~This is what you get for Eurovision

>>76582773
i like the ones where you type the words, because when you do, it actually lets you post rather than making you do it another 4 times

>>76582769
dont you want to help the elderly

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>need a job to get a car
>need a car to get a job

>>76582771
Planets are almost perfectly round. Not hard to believe that near-precision would exist in atleast one place on earth

I work at the front desk of a hotel.
So I'm checking in some random guy, probably in his mid 20's. I'm female, for reference here.
Just finishing up checking him in and I'm preparing his key cards when he suddenly says: "Hey, I'm really flattered, but don't do that".
I look up from what I'm doing totally confused and say: "I'm sorry?"

>Guy: Really, I am very flattered, but I'm married.
>Me: I'm sorry Sir, I'm not sure what you're talking about to be honest.
>(he puts one eye brow up and says) "The key card packet?"
(I'm so confused I honestly don't even know what to say next and just look down at the key cards and back at him)
>It's ok, no need to be embarrassed, just give me a new card holder and we'll just go about our day.
>Honestly Sir, I'm terribly sorry but I seriously don't know what you're talking about.
>Your phone number? Really, I mean no offense, you're an attractive woman, no offense at all, but like I said, I'm married and I don't need that kind of temptation in my life.

Then I finally realize what is happening. When I was writing down the password to the WIFI on the key card packet, as is standard procedure here, he thought that I was writing my phone number on it.

>Oh......actually, what I was writing on here is the password to the WIFI, man.
>(his face immediately turns fire engine red) Oh.

I hand him his keys so he can see and tell him that's the password and he quickly takes them and walks off without another word.

have a feeling that this is going to be one of those nagging memories that pops into his head just as he's laying in bed trying to sleep ahaha

Just got back from the gym

Got a fleeting glance at one of the hottest girls I've ever seen, went to a different section to do different weights and when I came back she was gone. She looked at me as well (I'm hot) :(

San Andreas > IV > 3 > Vice City Stories> Vice City > Liberty City Stories > Chinatown Wars > V

>>76582798
get a loan to get a car

>>76582799
>still believing round earth theory
just sad for you m8

>>76582804
>I'm a female
Stopped reading there

>>76582810
post chin

>>76582721
greatest ally

>>76582786
convinced me

>>76582815
3 was fucking gash and only remembered at all for being the first one in 3d
try going back and playing it now

>>76582721
>be Euro 2016
>English fighting Russia
>English acting hard even though there's various videos of them running away from Russians

>Be Welsh
>no controversy because the Welsh battered the Russians in France

lmaoooooooooooo

>>76582798
>he didn't put away part of his birthday money every year until he was 17
your own fault tbf

>>76582795
You don't understand which one I'm referring. Hiro hasn't implemented this yet because no one will buy pass

>>76582868
maybe some of us didnt receive birthday money you bourgeois TWAT

>bourgeois
Pronounce this

>>76582799
Planets are orange shaped i.e. Flat at poles

>woman post
>too long for any sane person to bother with on a /brit/ thread

>>76582907
just did mate

>>76582895
>grow up in a loveless family
>have a shit life
ah yes, the northern powerhouse

>>76582908
dumb cunt

>>76582907
bore-g(like garage)wa

imagine being invested in the Marvel Cinematic Universe™
grim

>>76582908
That's why i said "almost perfectly"

>>76582907
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cz8Hi7MSOa

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>tfw I've already fucked my entire life up at the ripe age of 20

Hate video games
Love Dan Andreas
Simple As

>>76582907
I sometimes say berrr-shwar-see and sometimes say bore-shwar.

Dunno which is right haha

>>76582937
There's two g's in garage mate and neither of them sound like bourgeois unless you're a dumb cunt

>>76582952
haha loser

>>76582907
Burr-jee-oys

>>76582950
Posh English cunt

>>76582945
Almost perfectly orange. There are mountains and valleys and shit

about to go off on holiday with the gf

>>76582907
booshh-wa

>>76582952
Literal child who thinks it's too late to fix shit he did as a literal child using it as an excuse to self pity and be 'depressed' when if he actually got his shit together and knuckled down he's be fine.

>>76582919
any long post with capitalisation and double-spaced lines is copied from reddit

>>76582976
right farrage then

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Ah yes. A natural formation.

>tfw i got fired

I was going to quit anyway but I feel a little bit daft

they're probably talking about me at work today

>>76582952
Been there done that. Now I'm busy making it

>>76582952
Child

>>76582960
bourgeois
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Cz8Hi7MSOa
bourgeoisie
http://vocaroo.com/i/s19x9NbsDOJK

>>76582997
actually northern but have a southern dad so i sound like a posh cunt in one of the shittest towns on the face of this dire island haha

>>76583028
lol why u get fired

>>76583026
what are you trying to prove?

>>76583026
>flat earth mong trying to force another gimmick
not for me

>>76583057
Burnley mentioned

depressedfroggie1.png

post arsehole and bollocks

>>76583063
god wuz black nigga

>>76583028
What happened chap

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Why yes this appears to be a standard mountain...nothing to see here

>>76582952
turn that depressedfroggie1 into a greenfroggie mate

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>>76583083

>>76583096
>>76583062
was too slow.

>>76583057
It's bore not boo

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>>76583083

>>76583097
>ant pictures
Come off it mate

>>76583105
Chuckled

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>>76583132
Based

>>76583097
Hence proved earth is not round

>>76583132
Where is the baby?

i hate you anglo subhumans with a burning passion

>>76583155
chuckled

>>76583155
haha numpty

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>>76583180
and who are you?

>>76583130
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0I1L1PPMEVI

>>76583026
its not even a perfect square and its jagged on all its vertices. what human civilisation would make such a mess of a structure?

>>76583180
You're in the minority, there are so many loud hairy lebos in Sydney.

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le Bannon

>>76583180
go away festive austria

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQ5a7deraE4&feature=youtu.be

In the airport and these Emirates ladies are making me a bit sweaty x

>>76583251
Hate this fascist cunt

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Rate my speaking voice, friends
>>76582907
Here you go
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1HW1Sqgt0DJ

>>76583251
Love this fascist cunt

>>76581391
love Ian Hislop's autistic ability to remember what people said and expose them for hypocrisy haha

:^)

>>>/biz/2643474
The coin that melted my toothpaste is making it

>>76583273
he has the same yank fatman beard sagrunt has

PRETTY sure I just doxxed myself lads

>>76583286
What a joke of country

>>76583278
>pronounces r as w
shitting and pissing

>>76583240
your """"""""""""""""""""""""""country"""""""""""""""""""""""""" belongs to the Aboriginal man

Okay, what the fuck is "cavestone"?

>>76583286
bit confused

Station 3: reached

>>76583339
>Aboriginal
>man

>>76583286
howling
the way he falls inside

>>76583352
stone from a cave

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Need a classical period obsessed Italian or Greek girlfriend. How do I get one?

>>76583399
Is the the Eurovision one

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Hmm yes we should definitely let this moron be PM

>>76583385
Is that really it? Thought there would be something more specific, like a certain type of stone (aside from the place it comes from)

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While the wagies slave, the neets shall rave

>>76583286
I bet if you post this on /pol/ everyone will defend the cop

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>>76583420
Very few people here voted for him

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>>76583433

>>76583420
but you don't understand
he had a MANDATE to lead from the people

>>76583420
>Want's
embarrassing

Doing a pool in a public loo

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>>76583483
*muffles a response*

>>76583286
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGaa7E6ICX0

Drunk driver no sympathy. Got chased by cops, swerved, crashed, killed his wife. Absolutely deserved to be executed.

>>76582696
nope

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Another natural formation...youre crazy if you think this is anything but

>>76583432
i've never actually heard or seen "cavestone" as a word, so i assumed it just refers to the place it came from. what context is it being used in?

>>76583469
What were the runts' policies

>>76583544
why is the photo such shitty quality

>>76583517
wh*te people, smdh

Feel so depressed

>>76583558
Tesco frozen pizza for everyone

anyone have any funny le pepe memes

>>76582255
i hope you have a good time and im sorry you got bullied

>>76583586
You must hate niggers then because they do it far more often

>>76583611
yeh

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>>76583611

>>76583611
none that i would share with a YANK

>>76583630
post them haha

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>>76583611

>>76583647
nah

>>76583627
can't wait for chinks to rule the world

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Who would sweat more in a sauna, Kev or Tim

>>76583647
Ok

>>76583616
>>76583616
>>76583616


New


>>76583616
>>76583616
>>76583616

>>76583644
>>76583653
;^(

>>76583636
haha lool

>>76583656
Yeah you really are the heart and soul of this world aren't you Xi Ping

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3072032/Shocking-moment-three-year-old-boy-brutally-beaten-street-passerby-pedestrians-walk-past-happening.html

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maids

>>76583552
It's a name from a location in a builder game, "Cavestone Hall". The context is prehistoric time, a location for Neanderthals to live in.

>>76583420
At least he has a few decades experience of politics.

Whereas God Emperor daddy has basically only been involved with politics for a year and 4chan seems to unanimously think that he's the best thing to ever happen to America.

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>>76583212
NEVER SHOULD OF COME HERE

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>>76583658
tim
the bio oil seals in the heat