/brit/

get fucked dickheads

>>76577342
Tragic

>paying for a pornstar to fuck you for an exorbitant price

dont get the appeal of this

>>76577342
Literally me.

>'European monsoon' will see six weeks of rainfall in 12 hours across Britain
wtf I thought we voted Leave

just saw thailad on reddit

just unsubscribed from /r/neoliberal

queen's speech getting voted down today lads, corbyn pm by end of week waheyyyy

>>76577443
did someone convince redditors upboats were actual votes or something?

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fashcore

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Maidcore

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applecore

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Maycore

Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads

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rate my fit from a few days ago. /fa/ was livid

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encore

quite liked inside out even if they did totally rip off the numbskulls

alri thailad

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Sheedcore

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stupid sexy thailad

alri

Those who want to live, let them fight, and those who do not want to fight in this world of eternal struggle do not deserve to live.

- Jeremy Corbyn

>>76577526
Where's your dose of Jordan Peterson?
Don't you want to get your life in order?

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>tfw you need a secondary date check but teddy has the swiper

>>76577529
>ozweegos
>worst colourway too

bruuuuh

>>76577578
I did actually clean my room like he said but I dont feel any different

>>76577570
Is that are kid?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6h8_b_N6Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6h8_b_N6Ig
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6h8_b_N6Ig
absolute choon

>>76577568
stylish as fuck 2bqhwyl

Test

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Mosleycore

>>76577600
oh bluetooth that me bruv

>>76577570
is that shadow or a neckbeard

>>76577594
Did you set some goals for yourself?

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>>76577622
feck off yank

>>76577622
yeah to clean my room

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Weebcore

Fucksake lads, Whetherspoons in fully booked this weekend. No point even going out now

>>76577568
lmao are they wearing velcro shoes

haven't seen those since kindergarden

>>76577607
me on the left
(forgot my belt)

>>76577607
>>76577568
>>76577518
>>76577478
There should be a subreddit for these types of photos

conference pear core

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>>76577643
>kindergarden
fuck off yank

>>76577665
We've infiltrated your marts.

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Kevcore

https://youtu.be/JZ7gOtHRRT4

spread this video, this video start with showing how not all musslim clips are made just after the british terror attack

>>76577645
middle right doesn't have a belt either

>>76577639
>Whetherspoons in fully booked
u fuggin wot

Find it absolutely hilarious that the EU picked 'Ode to Joy' as their national anthem.

>>76577688
watching refugee vids is like taking a blackpill for me

there is nothing i can do but sit and watch... :(

>>76577720
its a good choon

>>76577639
you can book in 'oons?

>>76577729
So is Chopin's funeral march, but I wouldn't make it my national anthem.

>>76577570
GOTTA

>>76577651
FUCK OFF REDDIT

>>76577720
?

>>76577750
*sings a song about a flag*

>>76577595
yes I do believe that's a child he's molesting

>>76577721
>there is nothing i can do but sit and watch... :(
wrong.

join the Identitarians.
it is time for the end of talk, and for action to begin.
have white children. start preparing, self-improve, get fit, learn how to defend yourself and your family

>>76577763
It's a song about war actually.

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>>76577688
Sweden... no?

just disabled anti-aliasing system wide

making plans for nigel

Currently listening to Obstacle 1 - Interpol

>'ello, Weatherspoons Digbeth
>hi i was wondering if it would be possible to book a table for tonight
>u wot?
>can i book a table for tonight?
>book a table?
>yes, for the game tonight
>this is a pub mate
>i know i just want to-
>book a table? (laughter) jeff this wanker wants to book a table no mate this is a public house not the bleedin' ivy... book a table!
>*click*

>>76577777

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>just disabled anti-aliasing system wide

>>76577771
it's actually about a flag
t. knower

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO7iajXYwFU

Timmy's log
Stardate: 28th june 2017

>>76577773
it's the schizo haitian

>>76577806
O say can you see, by the dawn's early light,
What so proudly we hailed at the twilight's last gleaming,
Whose broad stripes and bright stars through the perilous fight,
O'er the ramparts we watched, were so gallantly streaming?
And the rockets' red glare, the bombs bursting in air,
Gave proof through the night that our flag was still there;
O say does that star-spangled banner yet wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave?

On the shore dimly seen through the mists of the deep,
Where the foe's haughty host in dread silence reposes,
What is that which the breeze, o'er the towering steep,
As it fitfully blows, half conceals, half discloses?
Now it catches the gleam of the morning's first beam,
In full glory reflected now shines in the stream:
'Tis the star-spangled banner, O long may it wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

And where is that band who so vauntingly swore
That the havoc of war and the battle's confusion,
A home and a country, should leave us no more?
Their blood has washed out their foul footsteps' pollution.
No refuge could save the hireling and slave
From the terror of flight, or the gloom of the grave:
And the star-spangled banner in triumph doth wave,
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave.

O thus be it ever, when freemen shall stand
Between their loved homes and the war's desolation.
Blest with vict'ry and peace, may the Heav'n rescued land
Praise the Power that hath made and preserved us a nation!
Then conquer we must, when our cause it is just,
And this be our motto: 'In God is our trust.'
And the star-spangled banner in triumph shall wave
O'er the land of the free and the home of the brave!

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>pull up to the pub at 5:00pm - sharp
>toss my keys to the valet - "don't scratch her" I say
>take off my sunnies
>walk in
>approach the server
>qt blonde, eyeing my new River Island blazer on with gloss finish - choice
>"Hello sir do you-" I cut her off before she can finish
>"The name's Deano, but you can call me Deano (I wink) - table for 7"
>The waitress shows me to the table and hands me a menu
>The champions league semis are about to begin, the joint is stuffed to the guns - thank goodness I was smart and booked ahead
>monitor above the bar calls my order number
>saunter over
>the barman extends the chip and pin machine
>jolt out my arm to pull my sleeve back, almost hitting another bar patron, to reveal my apple watch with apple pay
>the chip and pin machine beeps in merriment as my payment is confirmed as I make my way back to the table with my pitchers in hand

>>76577803
w2c those sneaks

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You arrive in Whiterun

>>76577825
yep
all about a flag

>>76577825
mad that you can write all that shite just about a flag

wrists are burning

>>76577342
wouldn't mind doing this desu
think i'd jizz just touching her face

>>76577874
wouldn't mind spending 4 grand to drink with a porn star and then told you're too ugly to fuck?
just doesnt seem good value to me

if you supported the Empire over the nationalist Stormcloaks you're literally a globalist Jewish cuckold shill

O Canada!
Our home and native land!
True patriot love in all thy sons command.
With glowing hearts we see thee rise,
The True North strong and free!
From far and wide,
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
God keep our land glorious and free!
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.
O Canada, we stand on guard for thee.

>>76577890
well it's only a grand extra than a hug i bought a few years back

Lying in bed

>>76577894
have a fucking word

>order and law

or

>smelly bog trotters

>>76577904
i dont talk to liars who tell lies
this exchange is over

>>76577894
t. nord barbarian

>>76577902

>Our home and native land!


not any more.

>>76577904
love this gimmick

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sun is coming up
birds are chirping
work soon

is Coventry dangerous?

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*Tannoy crackles*

This is a staff announcement would Sara Davidson please report to the entrance, that's Sara Davidson to the entrance, thank you

*chrk*

>>76577949
yes
you will end up killing yourself

morning lads! how are your hands?

watched some documentary about homeless kids in britain, they only went and put them above my local pub. Meanwhile I had to move halfway across the country to find somewhere cheaper, 'cks sake

>>76577910
>order and law
>can't stop an Argonian invasion of Morrowind
>Voluntarily hands half of Hammerfell to the Dominion
>Willing to collude with the Thieves Guild through Maven Black-Briar

>>76577949
you'll only meet many of your ummah there nowadays unfortunately.

love the smell of coffee
hate the taste
simple as that

>>76577971
not your fucking lad you bent yank CUNT

>>76577967

i dont kill myself. i am already slowly dying.

>>76577985

what is the most pimpish city in UK for hustin and making it in criminal underworld?

>>76577971
*claps to test*
seem to be fine

>>76577979
shut up you fucking nerd

had fun killing every last stormcuck and their gay jarl
hate nords hate thalmor LOVE the empire desu

just 'cause you're packin' packin' whoop down south

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the windows are black so I can smoke weed

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>>76578023
>was a Nord
>mfw killing Ulfric

>>76578005

Croydon

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqQGUJK7Na4

>>76578023
>>76578049
rasheed

>>76578052
lmao you know absolutely nothing

the thalmor did nothing wrong

>>76578052

>tfw no Caribbean best friend

>>76578005
West Staines

did the wizard cast a spell again? hahaha

>>76578071

Jamal.

>>76578005
liverpool if you want to sell heroin
london if you want to stab black 12 year olds
bristol if you want to sell weed and ket

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>>76578072
they're literally the illuminati and the elites that alex jones talks about

Actually do wish you could book at a pub

>>76578113
it's "read at a pub" you stupid paki

>>76578113
just turn up early?

>>76578113
>He's never attended a gastropub

Working class scum

>>76578113
you can lol

>>76578144

why people around ar so inddiferent? in Turkey those thugs would be burnt alive by locales around. why is west so cuck and submissive?

>>76578134
Would like the security of knowing that an adequate table awaits my arrival. Specially reserved chairs for my beer induced flatulence to absorb into its very foundation, and a strong smooth table just for myself, which i would will leave dripping wet and sticky before the night is done

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Passed my Mod 1 motorcycle resit lads. Clean sheet.

>>76578158
The US has learnt to just bow to their black overlords

>Would like the security of knowing that an adequate table awaits my arrival. Specially reserved chairs for my beer induced flatulence to absorb into its very foundation, and a strong smooth table just for myself, which i would will leave dripping wet and sticky before the night is done

dont have any fedora pics on this hard drive but you get the idea

http://elderscrolls.wikia.com/wiki/The_Towers#Deactivation_of_the_Towers

the thalmor are scary

>>76578178
it's almost certainly europe

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why the fuck does full time work just make me want to drink every night

>>76578158
They might all be crackheads or something, the niggers being the dealers.

>>76578191
nah that's america

GERBILS
YOU ARE ALL GERBILS

anyone here watching Ackley Bridge?
it's basically Waterloo Road meets Quranation Street - one of the main characters is a prayer mat muncher

>>76578211
yeah it's nigger york

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>>76578234
NOT a gerbil

Drinking Oreo blast

>>76578247
Literally fuck off to Reddit.

alri thainonce

>>76578242

i bet rural and not so big American towns are still good. big cities are a problem everywhere. we even have LGBT pride shit in İstanbul every year. at least five o dont tolerate them fags and gas them lel.

>>76578144
lol owned

>>76578242
>it's not my country
>it's not my part of the country
jesus mate
your country is a state surely you just have to accept that by now

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> tfw even Turkey is not immune to the faggy cock of the West

>>76578291
love this feel
qt turkish boys love the big british willy

>>76578290
I was agreeing with you dumb nigger

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>>76578158
America has learned to just keep on rolling over to every single demand and insult until they fall off a cliff
but when pic related is the modern American male, I don't blame them

>>76578107
>pee-yew
>illuminati

lmao they're the imperials if anything

>>76578331
bit racist init?

>>76578291

global world man. it takes a google search for our family girl in inner Anatolia to see a Euro hoe sucking on bbc and they are becoming demanding of that sexual freedom. my best friend told me he doesnt care for sexual orientations of men anymore because it is not relevant. we have to genocide all faggots and whores.

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GF said she saw my fashy YouTube search history last night and is now asking me questions on WhatsApp

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>my fashy Youtube search history

>>76578310
wew lad

>>76578347
FONT

>>76578334
that's canada

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>>76578003

education is the only thing that makes life worthwhile. as soon as you stop learning, you might as well be dead

Guaranteed duplicate digits to the first fellow who responds to me ;)

Enjoy!

Omg Actually made a balls of it lads.

>>76578378
can confirm

t. dead

dont get me wrong. i am not racist. i love Idris Elba and Caribbean people. i was talking about them innercity thugger blacks like the ones in that webm

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEeK-DIq6GU

stop fucking calling me mate yeah? I'm not your fucking mate

>>76577518
She looks like the baddy in a 90s/early 200s kids film

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raining out
going town in 5 mins

>>76578334
Would love to visit America some day. Go to any big city and you're instantly the most masculine male for miles around

>>76577518
*imperial march plays*

china looks fucking grim

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZRo48zg2iyU

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> HELLO WESTERN WORLD CAN I PLEASE HAVE SOME OF YOUR GAYNESS - TURKEY

>>76578256
no

>>76578383
Fuck it I'll do it then

Refreshed the youtube homepage one too many times and now google is recommending me video series I haven't watched in like 5 years

Currently seeing two girls but haven't shagged one of them yet. Swear I'm about to burst, spending everyday feeling them up or getting snaps of their bodies has my in a sexual rage

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>>76578438

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>>76578383
>>76578466

really grim out
it's that fine rain that soaks you through
quite want the heat back

The Polish girl at work (calm down Monica) just admitted to the group that she has a Chinese guy that she met when she first came to the UK "deep in the friendzone" that she uses to get lifts to places when it's raining

I don't know whether to laugh at the chink or be annoyed that she's a cunt

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if i see ONE runt virgin walking i'll alert janny

>>76578265
was surprised how pale turkish people are when I went. I was expecting sandnigger tier because of 4chan

>>76578460
wow almost as if people are gay everywhere init

>>76578489
All girls have friendzoned orbiters, she's just honest about it

>>76578489
u can do both mate

>>76578404
>may as well as
>actually

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>>76578178
>>76578334

>>76578489

Chink was being a fool. dont hate the girl. still sad. lel.

>>76578495

real life aint /int/. like all Americans are fat? i am an Americaboo btw. i am glad you liked it here.

lambchop I cooked for dinner was pink as hell but cbf recooking it
doing to do some toxic farts tonight

>>76578489
hao ling

>>76577838
shitting and pissing
enormously underrated post

>>76578347
whenever i open up the laptop to watch youtube with the gf i always hope she doesn't notice the Mosley videos in the recommended feed tbqh

>>76578334
me doing the cheeky turn back to the camera in the middle

>>76578548
Silly bint probably doesn't even know who that is lad

>>76578383
>>76578466
Praise Kek

>>76578540
KEK

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>>76578549
its like those historical pictures where one guy is always turning around to look back

*makes face like Kev sitting in his car*

Cold out

>>76578572
mirin

>>76578540
Funny

>>76578572
unironically also me, i know i look different in the photos but honestly both me

>anon why do you have a roll of toilet paper on your desk?

err

>>76578572
is this achievable natty?

>>76578572
dire

Where is this lad from?

mr bean. Funny

>>76578451
unironically enjoy this tune

If I go to Thailand for completely civilized reasons is it doable?

>>76578598
because i'm a chronic masturbator

>>76578627
If you have to use the underground, please shower first.

>>76578627
you can admit you're going there to bugger some underage prostitutes we're all mates here

Girl jokingly asked if she could measure my willy. We both laughed but she was holding a ruler so I made sure to say no just in case

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this might be the hightlight of my life tbqh lads

Alright guys wish me luck - I'm the anon doing the group project with the Spanish qt atutist.

Group project begins in 25 minutes and we have until Friday to work on it.

It's me, her and a female colleague that is fairly good friends with the Spanish girl outside of work so I don't know if that will help or hinder.

*enters thread eating a curly-wurly*

nom nom nRi' nLamds! nom nom

>>76577342
Screaming

mummy's started cooking all these gay vegan meals since daft retarded student sister converted
TRYING to become normal but now there's no way i won't keep looking like this >>76578572 forever unless i actually cook for myself, can't bloody believe it

>>76578636
No I will stay overground. Scared of ghosts

Scared of war desu

>>76578665
cooking is fun once you get into it
imo

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ah yes, thai "infrastructure"

>>76578617
Canada. He's the lad from the classic "when you find out your mate hates the gays" picture

>>76578516
>what is being dead inside

kidding aside, I completely agree, la. nothing else is truly more worthwhile than learning something new. how does one keep that drive to learn alive? for me it always comes in spurts.

i wanna go to shop for buying a watermelon but i am a bit sweaty. i can take a shower but i know as soon as i step outside my house i will get sweaty again. i cant decide

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>>76578556
it still looks rather dodgy

>>76578653
doxxable info

>>76578665
so cook for yourself then you fucking spastic

>>76578682
i thought that guy was australian

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>>76578645
did that with my exbf
he was 8.6 inches ahahah, biggest ive ever seen

we actually werent able to have proper sex at all throughout our 3 month relationship cause he was too big

i miss Chase, but i dont think he really thinks about me at all tbqh.

>>76578672
wise
>>76578681
about 10 quid to go from north to south on one of those and they're decent inside.

i'm smarter than all of you

Want to poo but also sleepy

>>76578676
No it isn't.

now fuck off you insect

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>>76578687
>Alex Jones Sega CD - Bad Ending

fuck sake lads the lads want to go to Thailand on a lads holiday this year but im not a nonce and i dont fancy lads what the fuck would there be to do in Thailand that isn't nonce bender shit

>>76578727
Sleep outside then

Imagine opening up your laptop and the gf sees tim videos in the recommended

My iq is >>76578718 +1

Shall be crying in my bed for a few hours before coming back and pretending to have gone on a date.

>>76578718
doubt it
im pretty confident im smarter than you on account of the fact im going to Oxford for a STEM degree and there isnt a single comparable uni in your entire continent

not trying to be arrogant just being honest m8

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>>76578714

>>76578714
don't ever reply to me again gaylord

>>76578753
fucking some of the millions of female tourists that go there for anonymous dick each year?

>>76578753
1/10th of this post was the word "lads"

>>76578754
Have a train to catch in 2 hours

>>76578750
probably my favourite reaction image

>>76578763
>he fell for the uni meme
>STEM no less

brainlet

>>76578753
In all seriousness literally anything you would want to do on holiday, name something.

>>76578676
hate cooking, simple as

>>76578691
simply an unreasonable demand
might have to start making the sister pay for takeaways

>>76578788
t. Professor of Life with a PhD from Hard Knocks University

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>>76578753
>lads holiday
>to Thailand

>>76578687
>the Ardoyne protest
Yeeeeeoooooo uppa ra

>>76578763
I was too stupid to go to oxbridge, couldn't even get into ucl. sucks to be me.

Women can be such bitches sometimes, all the time to be more accurate.

>>76578645
let me guess, she measured 8 inches

love cooking
love pints
hate thai nonces
simple as

>>76578714
>Chase
Did his parents want him to grow up and become gay or what

>>76578800
i have an iq higher than einstein's
i built a robot when i was 9 years old

so....

>>76578789
A child

DA FOOKIN NINETY SIX, LA'!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>Going to Oxford for STEM

oh my days

>>76578789
break algerian's nose

guy on the radio meant to say 'Hillsborough victims' and instead said 'Hillbilly victims' haha

>>76578753
its not gay or noncery to fuck a femboy

>>76578820
he was American
he used to make me poptarts and i would complain about how sugary and crap they were but secretly i loved them

>>76578789
Gas the Jews

uh oh bad news lads my little toenail has almost totally sheared in half
will commence surgery with my teeth

>>76578838
medicine should be alri doe

have to hide my honey or else the buggers will steal it

>>76578827
actually i might have been 8

anyone have that webm of a fat white kid choking a small black boy until he passes out?

>>76578753
you've got a closest bender in your lads, lad

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>>76578834
nonce
>>76578840
>>76578383
you could do that

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>tfw fell for the STEM meme
>masters in aerospace and aerothermal engineering from cambridge
>work on the tills at asda

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>>76578835
>>76578841
I tell ya what boys. Um err, see, now you let me in, I’m… I’m crushin up, right… What you gotta realize is – we’re… we’re ninety six fans down. I’ve been a scouser for near enough twenty years. I moved to Sheffield, and I hate Maggeh, I hate Torehs, and I hate Munichs, right? This is the first time… the first time I’ve ever been crushed like I've been in this paddock. This paddock is just… full, man. And I blame that, Maggeh. This is… I hate you, Maggeh… *dropped wallet stolen* getting crushed to bits. Crushed to bits. But I tell ya something – Maggeh, Torehs, and the south yorkshire police, err arr err areforcin us into the paddock. And it shows in the death toll, we’re now… we’re now ninety five… we’re now… hold on a minute… we’re now ninety six scousers down. ninety six scousers down. I came without a ticket. I came without manners… I, I’ve… brought my son too… when he was, he was at the gates– oh, dad we need tickets, we need tickets, overcrowding, trampling, we need tickets, overcrowding, tramling, and I stuck… I stuck by my guns, said ‘listen sunshine: wear the red, wear the scouse we’ll… wear the red, wear the scouse, we will force our way through.’ And all of a sudden, my son’s turned around to me and looked me in the eye today - looked me in the eye – and turned around and said to me ‘da? Da?!’… Someones pissing on my head! I can't breath! He’s seen animals, he’s seen wild animals like scousers, like… ugh, honest to God… Now, tell me - you cannot, you cannot, you cannot tell me we have not got a chance at justice for the ninety six, Maggeh. And this is, this is… this is… this.. I was… I grew up with you, Maggeh. You cannot tell me, you cannot believe we cannot get justice. La.

>>76578789
not shagging children

>>76578883
>>76578850
no fucking clue how that wizard aussie stole that (You)

>>76578885
seems unlikely

>>76578885
is this true though

>>76578862
Dig it with a fingernail by periodic hammering

surgery over
my toe looks well weird now without half a nail

>>76578885
bullshit
t. guy with aerospace eng degree from Nottingham University with more job offers than you can shake a sheik at

>>76578904
>>76578905
>>76578933
well aren't you just an adorable bunch of detectives

>>76578923
no pics x

>>76578905
its not like they hold your hand and give you a free job/tell you what to do once you graduate
you're on your own to find some work.

did physics at a top uni, got a geoff hurst and while never been unemployed, never had a job related to physics or had a really well paying job

still uni was fun

Sat in the work smoking area for 30 minutes, absolutely nothing to do

Literally in danger of falling asleep on the bench again

/shit/

>>76578935
that's the one

thank you

*sits on your lap*

*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFFFPPTTT*
*gets up and leaves*

>>76578948
not sure how you can manage to graduate in any engineering without doing an apprenticeship or co-op

>>76578964
What do you work as?

I make £90,000 p/a in Jaywick and I have to rely on foodbanks

got my eye on some sleepy pillock at work
if he nods off his phone is mine, lads

>>76578984
by being severely autistic

dont have any friends
am severely depressed
have almost no energy
cannot come up with a single reason to continue living

anyone have that picture of Batman sucking up the villains with a giant vacuum cleaner before taking off his mask to reveal his face but then his face is also a mask so he takes that off and is still wearing a mask underneath?

>>76578986
IRA gunman

that lad is sleeping in the smoking shelter again
might fire him later
look at him, just sleeping there like I can't see him through the window

>>76579015
not i

>>76578881
I'm more worried we've a closet nonce. Same thing I suppose.

i make 35k and still use food banks
I mean it's free food who wouldn't

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>>76579015

Sure, here you go x

>>76579017
*nail bombs you*

>>76579044
Agreed

>>76579053
What are the fucking odds someone would actually have this?

Was mining a coin with my laptop the other day and put a toothpaste under it and the toothpaste literally melted

deposited half a bag of nik-naks in the food bank a month ago, came back to withdraw it this morning hoping for some hob-nobs or something as interest but turns out some paki's half-inched 'em

>>76579086
1/1

>>76579092
>toothpaste literally melted
What? Toothpaste is already a liquid mate

>>76579086
very high apparently

>>76579053
jesus christ the 1940s must have been fucking boring if this is what passed for entertainment

>>76579086
It's 4chan mate. Need pictures of shirtless middle aged Japanese game devs? I've got like 100 of those.

What's your weirdest folder lads?

>>76579094
Great post.,

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>>76579129
it gets better (worse)

dont care

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>>76579135

>>76579129
>he never watched Adam West's Batman
Wacky over the top silly Batman is the best Batman

>>76579135
Don't remember, but I had swans shagging ancient Greek women

>>76579163
ludford on suicide watch

The sight of a B-52 flying overhead, unopposed by any air defences, has got to be one of the most awe inspiring and dreadful experiences a person can have.
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1498553602465.webm

>>76579167
on that topic, I actually couldnt stand the nolan batman films because he talks in that STUPID voice the whole time
why did no-one have a word and say 'christian mate that voice is fucking ridiculous, it sounds like a child imitating a comic book villain, just talk like a normal person'

>>76579129
Sit up I laughed

scratched my bum and now my finger smells like poo

>>76579199
yeah but then they start playing love shack and everyone has a whale of a time

>>76579205
big if true

This Indian's English is quite amusing

>>76579212
teehee

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what an aesthetic plane

Hurricane too

this is the new

>>76579259
>>76579259
>>76579259

>>76579152
howling

just blew up a bus lads

Me? Well unlike most "men" around nowadays I treat woman with respect and dress with class, I consider myself a bit of a Gentleman and a Sir - a GentleSir, if you will!

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