>be mediterranean
>go to beach
>get inside the water
>die of 3rd degree burnings
>>76560328
but that's the perfect water temperature to go swimming
Eww water quality must be shit with tons of algae and jellyfish.
>here i am in fucking normandy coldest water in europe somehow even though it was sunny the whole last week
>and now to make it even better it's fucking raining
i blame the uk
>>76560456
High temperatures make men weak by damaging their testicles. A real man embraces the cold.
>>76560513
The Mediterranean doesn't have much of that. It is too salty to have a lot of life. This is why the waters are so blue, there not much plankton and stuff.
>le spain is hot meme
>>76560626
>It is too salty to have a lot of life.
just like me
>>76560516
I feel you, it's even worse here california. super hot yet ocean temperatures are uber cold. 15c/60f is the hottest it gets like a month out of the year while outside is 40c/100+f
>>76560516
>normandy
>coldest water in europe
>even though it was sunny the whole last week
Let me tell you about water temperatures, anon. Even lakes, which warm up rather faster than oceans, still do so slowly. In Finland it's pretty routine for lakes to be cool/cold before July, and right now the warmest ones you can find are maybe 17 degrees, at best. The Baltic Sea still had remnants of ice earlier this month.
One week of sunny weather isn't going to do shit.
>>76561244
coldest water on op's map anyways
>>76561328
iceland not that far
>>76560328
t. jealous Galician