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Anglo edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs around the world!

WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW MORE? Sign up at
>www.interpals.net

OP pastebin:
>http://pastebin.com/8MT3uBwG

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
>https://mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw

qtcrawler script (javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension)

https://pastebin.com/h5A30AW7

Previous thread: >>76547424
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All nigbulls need to be put down
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hi
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>>76558574
Hellloooo!!
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>thai girl just skyped me in tears cause I was teasing her on IP about looking like a ladyboy
Did I take it too far?
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>>76558604
not far enough
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>>76558604
Not until "she" shows you "her" ladycock.
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>>76558302
Probably because Korean cultural exports are not as big in Anglo-American countries, and a lot of girls into it are introverted and socially awkward types.
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Why won't she reply, lads?
WHY WON'T SHE LOVE ME, LADS??
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>150 messages
Yeah! Party!
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can someone help me?

What are some good sites to browse?

How do I stop being depressed all the time?
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>>76558602
hey! :D wanna be friends?
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>>76558708
For all three questions: try going outside and find something to improve or progress on.
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did clayton use to post here??
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>>76558739
Yes
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>>76558722
yes!!
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Good evening lads.

>>76558686
You're like a baby.

>>76558708
>How do I stop being depressed all the time?
Quit 4chan, quit internet stuff, quit time on PC in general as far as possible.
So stuff that feels productive, go outsides.
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>>76558708
I don't know.
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>>76558708
I feel you britbro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-2FVcWkPCs
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>>76558781
girls have it easy mode on interpals
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>>76558781
Shiiiite
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>>76558468

your chances to get laid just increased on 300%
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>>76558778
Yay!
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>>76558124
just
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>>76558667
Post the whole thing and we'll tell you.
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>>76558893
Sent her that too
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Fucking hell Traveller you proper rattled this Yank's cage lmao
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>>76558960
At least beager looks like an upstanding gentleman
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>>76559035
lol that's a fake profile or that guy looks exactly like the teemu lad the finns shitpost
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>>76559008

i guess now we should do a threesome
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>>76559163
You must be confusing me for some sort of Anglo, lad.
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>>76558865
This is actually the first time I see someone assuming a girl behind a post on here.
(And no I am not a girl)

>>76558862
Beautiful piece.
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>>76559296
I will make you a girl
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NEED to get back to my computer so I can boot up the old script again
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>qts in Africa at the moment
>sent me pics of her travels
>one was her with this African guy that had his hand around her
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>>76559356
You can do it on mobile too ;^)
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>>76559379
cucked
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>>76559334
Are you a wizard?
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>>76559214
c'mon, what would you do without me?
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How do I find a purpose in life? Everything just seems so empty and meaningless. I can't remember the last time I was truly happy, or the last time I was sad. Nothing moves me and its driving me crazy.
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>>76559379
BLACKED
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>>76559379

She has to pay the toll.
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>>76558738
Its hard for me, I went out today but I spent around 2 hours of the day in various bathrooms looking at my self in the mirror. I know its sad but its my life. I know Im not good looking so its not BDD, but I think unless something changes mentally, nothing will change physically and Im really dedicated to turn things around. Even if I look the same, in a positive mood I think life will be a million times better.

>>76558781
If I quit 4chan then I have nothing, I like posting here because my cringe-worthy posts have no user name attached to them. My words have no meaning and Im worthless, nothing I say deserves to be seen. I'm simply shouting into a loud nothingness but the discussions, posts and replies fuel my narcissistic needs. Without 4chan, nothing. I am a shallow melodramatic cunt that exaggerates lookism worst than a radical feminist on the topic of feminism. I resisted the urge to shitpost on 4chan all day, but I couldn't stop myself. My thirst for attention whoring needs to be quenched. Even everyone here, the anonymous, faceless users I would consider to be my only friends hate me.
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>>76559411
HOW. i will learn european portuguese if you tell me
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>>76559379
you know what to do
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>>76559430
Fuck MY qt ruskie?
I don't need help, lad, I've got that BLC.
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>>76559379
where the hand is exactly?
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>girl is learning turkish

blocked
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why are so many turks koreaboos?
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>>76559379
More details
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>>76559416
>>76559440
>>76559462
>>76559488
>>76559534
I'm kidding I was wanted to post that pic
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>>76559379
BLACKED
>>76559477
Baby steps. Try volunteering at bunch of places. Exercise would also be a good idea.
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>going through cute girls pictures
>she gets Gustavo'd
>drop her

why is he everywhere, goddammit!!!
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tfw just messaged a girl thats a state over
somebody stop me
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>>76559817
Continue bebe
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>>76559817
How can we stop you if you already sent the message?
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>>76558960
>beager
not sure if this dude is scripting or just has a lot of free time, he viewed me twice
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Getting so desperate I just unblocked Thailand
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>>76559681
I just blocked all the surgery forums etc, those places are legit cancer.
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>>76559817
What state?
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Just need one more view then I can log off
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>>76559946
>the surgery forums
the wot m8?
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>>76559437
Basically this >>76558781
>Quit 4chan, quit internet stuff, quit time on PC in general as far as possible.
>Do stuff that feels productive, go outsides.
The further steps depend on your current situation regarding social life, career and so on.

>>76559477
The part about the shitposting is almost poetic. Maybe try writing if you're in the mood. Poems, short stories, philosophical stuff. I'd like to read it in case you do.
Nevertheless, you need to reduce your activity here. I understand you and how hard it is, but 4chan is your nemesis. It is a big nothing as you described it quite aptly. A nothing that absorbs your energy, your positive outlook and your social abilities.
And it gets harder to escape with every day.
What you need are goals you want to achieve and something "real" to do, if you want to escape this depressing vegetating you're sliding into.
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>>76559748
>tfw cucking gustavo
is there a better feel?
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Teaching Portuguese qt about Iberian history with my Korea fake in Portuguese, hum.
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>>76559748
>kuromegane comments on your qt's picture
How do you react?
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>>76558604
Thai girls have a difficult life here.
People always assume that they're ladyboys.
It's sad.
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>>76560133


counterattack
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>>76560036
Stobbit TT
You ignored me on IP and I don't know why.
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What drives a man to this?
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>>76560133
>gustavo and Kuromegane both comment on a qt's picture

I will save her
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>>76560338
This fucker is on all my qts pics
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>>76560338
Gustavo's seal of approval.
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>>76560374
>Kuromegane
Is this guy actually real?
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>>76560032
http://jawsurgeryforums.com/

https://www.hairlosstalk.com/interact/forums/the-impact-of-hair-loss.28/

http://lookism.net/

http://sluthate.com/

http://messageboards.makemeheal.com/

Just to name a few.


>>76560036
Thanks, lots of people bully me online because of my bad dyslexia. So I put a immense amount of effort into my spelling, grammar and punctuation
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>>76560435
He is
if you look through his pictures he has a shitton of comments as well. I'm not sure if it works for him but he's some kind of weirdo chad
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>>76560338
Seeing a beautiful woman.
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>>76560252
HAHAHAHAH. This fucker messaged me on my catfishing account, saying how I shouldn't trust all the other guys and how they're all after sex
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Look, I know your kind of people, you probably go on Tinder or parties and then brag how "[you] got laid with this chick brooooo she was so hot" since to you sex with whores is the be-all-end-all of existence. And yes I am leaving this place but I enjoy learning about the psychology of chav scum too much right now.
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>>76560652
What's the point of catfishing people?
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Does anyone have more pictures from this guy?
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>>76560802
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>cute looking german girl views my profile
>her other pictures make her go from 6-7/10 to 3/10
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How will I let a Dutch girl know I'm racist without it being offputing
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>tfw so handsome qts are intimidated to message/view me
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>>76560963
show her memes
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I wish my phone didn't get stolen by niggers, had lots of good pics
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>>76560963
Very few people want to interact with racists because it makes them feel like it makes them racists too. And even most people who are racist or hold racist views don't consider themselves racist. It's probably a better idea to just let her know your views on specific issues (eg, refugees, immigration). I don't know why you're so keen on letting her know that you're racist, though.
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>>76561073
elliotposter is my new favorite /cp/ samefag
what happened to bobby peru?
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>Check IP
>no messages

I'm going to contact an admin because this can't be right... h-ha ha
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>>76560963
Nike
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>>76561300
you need to send double messages, works everytime
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>>76561116
that ain't bad, love you sweden
>>76561153
Had chicks stop talking to me if I send them even a patriotic song when sharing music
>>76561310
Bad shoes, what about them
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>>76561326
If I send 4 will it be twice as efficient?
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>>76561364
J U S T D O I T
U
S
T
D
O
I
T
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update 109 viewer
10 message
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>Only really go on CP when I'm extra lonely, just to get some recognition from someone
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>>76561531
hello greatest ally
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>>76561494
You're right. I should stop being puss puss
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>>76561607
Love you best ally
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>>76561364
What music did you link them?
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>>76561513
nicce
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Bad feels creeping in again /cp/
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>>76561692
Erm, I'm right here sweetie? Don't forget we created you, k? :) thanks hun xx
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hi
im an 18y/o american girl and ive been completely friendless ever since i moved to a different state. a couple of my old friends still message me but i havent hung out with anyone irl in over a year.
so does anyone know how to make friends? i befriended this guy online from an mmo i play and he was cool but after a few months he started asking if i'd e-date him and when i said no he stopped talking to me. i just want to kill myself at this point desu
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>>76561720
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pRmuX763UE
She was German too so that may not have been so good.
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>>76561876
Was this a message you received?
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>>76561811
Oh man what's with all this love I'm not used to it. I love you no homo UK mwah
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Mental bird is still at it
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>>76562121
Sounds like that might be a guy man
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>>76562121
Give her 10 minutes and block her if she doesn't deliver
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Just sent 3 message to 3 qts before I logged off, I bet they'll be so flattered a handsome, funny, confident guy like me bestowed them that honour.

When I come back from work tomorrow I expect 3 new long replies
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>>76562121
/culture pals/ is the thread full of secret sociopaths /b/ wishes it was
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>>76562121
how? I even tried this with chicks in real life but never works
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>qt was saying she likes memes
>thought it would be funny to send her image related but photoshopped
>photoshopped my head onto Pepe and her face onto Wojak
>she is Indian so wrote 'poop shed' on the wall behind Wojak
>made the joke 'I am raping you on the toilet'
>she has stopped responding

fuck. girls don't like memes ffs.

here is the image btw

i.imgur.com/Z9uVIb1.jpg
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Unironically drunk
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>>76562161
She's sent photos and been on video chat, definitely a bird

It's an ongoing saga basically she wants me to fly out to Iran and take her virginity
She's grim
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>>76562281

Excellent banter

Girls just don't get it
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>>76562281
Screaming with laughter
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>>76562281
That's top zoz, I'm capping it
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>>76562281
Why would you ever refer to her as a qt
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>>76562281
>i.imgur.com/Z9uVIb1.jpg
Thanks lad, I needed a laugh
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>>76562281
kek'd for like a minute straight
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>>76561531
hello israel, can you introduce me to some israeli qts so I can talk to them? or are you an israeli qt?
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>>76562259
that would be me :(
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>>76561767
Me too Italianbro. Just got bullied once again by my parents.
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>>76562774
26 anos e desempregado?
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>>76562791
Não
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>>76562774
why dont you just bully them back?
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>>76562819
Tão?
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Feel so down I can't even wank
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>>76562700
I wish I knew any, anon.
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>>76562774
Same
Just realised 90% of our talks are them criticising me or just telling me how life is shit
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sigh, talking to girls as a korean is so boring

girls are throwing themselves at me but i feel empty inside
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>>76562977
[hello darkness my old friend starts playing]
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>>76562837
And getting beaten up but them? No, I don't want that. If I stopped talking with them I would just have my sister to talk.

>>76562877
Pais com dificuldade em lidar com o facto de o filho ter "mental illnesses". Por vezes tenho de ouvir bocas como
>pessoas com tua idade têm uma vida normal
>não gostas. Come merda
>com 13 anos eu já estava a trabalhar
Coisas assim ou piores

>>76562962
Ill start talking with them just when it's necessary.
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>>76562977
Because they aren't actually throwing themselves at you

Your convos are meaningless because they think you are someone else
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>send friend long message full of advice
>they reply with "yeah, thanks"
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>>76563078
Ah, k.
Tens bom trabalho? Pq ainda vives com eles?
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>>76562977
Most of the fun in talking to girls who seem interested in you is that you get something of an ego boost and maybe a personal connection with the more interesting ones. You can't get either through fakes.
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>>76563113
>friend
There's your first mistake.
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>>76563113
k
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How on earth do you guys get nudes? I've not met any girls who seem the type to share them
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>>76563113
.
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>>76563211
Very few girls are into just giving nudes for no reason.
They usually want a relationship first.
Some want sex friends (like my frenchie).
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>>76563113
I can be your friend, Ireland. you can give me advice all day but only if you're a qt
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>>76563211
Slowly but surely my white friend
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>>76563264
Every girl that delivered me nudes did it "for no reason"
Actual reason: I got them horny enough
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>>76563141
I think this is it

I've gotten nudes but doing it is actually a chore, not really an enjoyment. It isn't fun to pretend to be a korean, more of a chore dealing with these koreaboo girls who are always the same and then doing the same routine and being asked the same shit questions about korea until wins

I'm not learning anything interesting about where they are from, or having meaningful conversations, or even learning a language which is why I joined the site. At the end of the day there are millions of nudes already on the internet

might have to make a profile that is actually me for once
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>>76563170
i have no qts portugal onli friends : )
>>76563291
message me all your problems and i will help
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>>76563125
Não trabalho ainda
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>>76563629
ah, k.
Vives no meio do crl, n é?
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>>76563770
whew lad, where she from?
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>>76563695
Sim.
Já vi uma vez que um anon português tinha trabalho num barco de pesca na costa e ganhava bom dinheiro.
Este é um tipo de trabalho que eu até gostaria de ter. Podia trabalhar ao ar livre e não era 8 horas por dia.
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>>76563798
Iran, she's a rotter mate don't get your hopes up
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>>76563902
It's the fatty isn't it
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>>76563949
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>>76563595
sent :)
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>>76563902
Ahh, sorry for the loss
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>>76564125
She's also fucking bonkers
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>>76564189
How bad?
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>>76564189
Well that tends to happen when a life size ball of brown lard comes in your life. It bounces around knocking shit down until it can't move
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>>76562281
Laughed so hard I had machine gun farts. Have an upvote.
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>>76563770
You're good good guy
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>>76563902
Does the start of her ip username begin with "2"?
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>>76564300
Have you not seen my posts over the past few days?
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>>76564350
No
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>>76564353
Haven't been on in a while, been trying to cut down on 4chan
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>>76564350
No but I believe her phone digits do end with 2
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>>76564443
Fair enough mate, well it's just over the last 2 days of threads I can't be arsed to repost them from my phone with this captcha, sorry
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>>76564497
No worries, I'll look now. Better luck in future mate
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>>76563770
What's the virgin text?
>>
TELL ME HOW TO SCRIPT ON MOBILE YOU PORTUGUESE FUCKBAG
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>>76564905
Ask the other Portuguese, he posted a step by step tutorial on it a few threads ago.


>>76563821
Que tipo de pesca?
Suponho que aqueles barcos de merdinha n ganham assim tanto.
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>>76563821
teach me your ways
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>>76564905
I'll explain you.

>>76564997
Ele ganhava no minimo 500 euros e máximo 900.
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>>76564905
>install tampermonkey UC
>install UC Browser
>put the inside of the last pastebin on tampermonkey UC
>login on interpals on UC browser
>click on online and chose your preferences
>click at the bottom of the page in "open all in same page"
>wait for the images to load
>click at the top of the page in "view all"
Profit
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>tfw qts are going to sleep
hello darkness, my old friend
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>>76565118
thanks now i can get qts while im on vaca in europe
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>>76565060
Parece um bocado fdd viver assim.

Tenho aqui o panfleto do recrutamento militar, e diz que um simples soldado (do rank mais baixo possível) ganha 731 euros por mes nos primeiros 2 anos, 793 nos seguintes dois e 850 nos seguintes. (Se estou a ler isto direito)
Acima de praça, tá, basicamente, tudo a ganhar acima de 1000 por mês e alguns a chegar a 1850. E isto é só as posições basicas.

Parece-me ser uma opção mais segura, n?
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>>76565146
But I'm still awake. :3
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why do people dislike turkish qts
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>>76565180
Aí o problema acho que é só poder estar aí até aos 25 anos, não é?
Eu já nem aguento correr um minuto. Engordei um bom bocado este ano (15 kg)
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>>76565204
You aren't a qt :(
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>tfw ios cuck
life is suffering
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>>76565308
How do you know? I might be the qtest person itt.
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>>76565355
Android is really the master race.
I do all the things with this. And mine only costs 185€.
>>
>>76565298
24 anos se n tiveres licenciatura

Os testes fisicos são:
Pórtico
salto de muro de 60cm
5 flexões
20 abdominais (1min)
2km em 12min

Se n consegues fazer isto tás morto, desu.
>>
*rubs salts on wounds*
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>>76565371
Because you have a benis
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>>76565643
>assuming my gender
I should have known not to reply to a leaf.
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>flirting to cutie about sex indirectly without ever actually mentioning it

Only true patricians know this feel
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>>76565758
>flirting
>desiring sex
confirmed pleb
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When I used this site 1 year ago I would get so much more views and multiple messages everyday

Now I get like 25 views a day and barely any messages

What went wrong
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>>76565758
focus on language learning first friendo ;(
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>>76565860
this was rude i take it back
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>>76565798
>not being an upstanding citizen in the streets and absolute kinky freak in the sheets

Please refrain from posting any more, sir.
>>
>Qt asks how many girls I talk to and how many messages I get from interpals whike we talk on whatsapp
>say not many (the truth)
>deliberately stay on interpals longer to make her more jealous and worried

Hehe
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>>76565715
I'm not intimidated by women of color.
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>>76565899
>be an upstanding citizen
>have premarital sex
Pick one and only one. It is plebs like you who are causing the moral degradation of western society. You make me sick.
>>
/afonsotrepa

Rate my profile lads, gonna script with it for the 1st time soon.
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>>76565809
the site went to shit
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>>76566316
cute
>>
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>>76565758
>each flirty messages is at least three subjects removed from sex, genitalia, or warm fuzzy feelings in the stomach
>tailor each message according to the qts personality to show that I am interested, but also have other options
>pander to the current qts interests without being obvious. This balance is achieved by estimating the qts IQ and using this to calculate how blatant my pandering can be
>revise and refine flirt until it is AT MOST two sentences, so she doesn't think I'm a fuckin nerd
>time the release of my flirt to the qts ovulation for maximum effectiveness
>collect nudes
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>>76566316
>17
>relationship
>flirting
>>
>>76566316
Good
>>
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why are interpals so popular in russia?
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>>76566316
why only females? don't you want to make friends
>>
>>76566475
autism
>>
>>76566475
they want inter pals
>>
>>76566475
Its probably a depressing shithole and they want to branch out and talk to people who aren't as depressed as the people around them
>>
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why have so many french viewed me today
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/afonsotrepa

better formatting now?
What can I improve?
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>>76567057
Try aging about 5 years.
>>
>>76567201
Jealous, lad?
>>
>>76567227
Who doesn't want to be younger?
But your age will work against you in this context. Oh, and shave your fucking unibrow.
>>
>>76567330
>wanting to be 17 again
lmao @ ur lief, prime chad age is somewhere between 21-27
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>>76567330
That unibrow isn't genetic, lad, it's from an accident, got a bad scar underneath.
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>>76567475
#nohomo
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>>76567475
The main thing is that it looks like a unibrow. I'm pretty sure those are all /cp/ers too.
Unfortunately, you aren't attractive enough to get away with looking like a teenager unlike the guido over there.
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>>76567475
all the autismos in one place
>>
>>76567650
Well, I have a choice between a unibrow or a big scar and feeling a bit gay for shaving it off.
Ah, I'll get some better pics soon, will try to get some side ways Chad-like shots and we'll see, thanks.

And yeah, those are all /cp/tards.
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>>76567817
theres nothing gay about removing a unibrow, nothing whatsoever. I get it too if i dont do anything. A scar can be cool though, just make up a cool story if anyone asks
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>>76567475
oh fug, I didnt know Ireland was part of the pals
>>
>>76567938
Yeah, I've been meaning to do it for a while.
How should I do it? Help me Irish femanon.


>>76567963
Newfag.
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>>76567475
Shieldgang looks like a skinhead.
>>
>>76567995
its not my fault i don't browse these threads every single day. i used to about 2 years ago though
>>
/cp/ on thriving community watch
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>>76567475
Paleblue is so cute desu, wanna cuddle him
>>
>>76568161
Same desu. I wanna give him a loving kiss on the lips.
>>
>>76568111
he's the homophobic tranny
>>76568161
one of the most handsome /cp/ guys
>>
>>76567995
for the uni brow?? get waxed at a salon or buy some facial wax
if you shave it with a razor it will grow back thicker
n-not that i have ever had a unibrow
>>
>>76568286
>the most masculine one there is a tranny
You can't make this shit up.
>>76568305
Screenshot your inbox.
>>
>>76568305
Threading >>>>>>>>>>> waxing

t. Unibrow expert
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>>76568348
oh i forgot that exists
looks painful desu
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>>76568305
Thanks.
I remember my sister did it to me with tweezers and it worked fine. Don't feel like being super gay and doing it pro.

>>76568329
>>the most masculine one there is a tranny
reeee
>>
>>76568329
why?
>>
>>76568375
Surprisingly not painful at all. And I've had bad experiences with waxing before, so never again.
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>>76568406
Want so see how many messages you get and from where.
>>
>>76568414
did you do it yourself? people can have a reaction to wax apparently.

this is now eyebrow edition
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>>76568545
I blame the femanon for derailing the thread, desu.
>>
80
80-&0tp
$0-60
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>>76568621
Or could blame the Chinadian for bringing up unibrows

Stop the woman hate, r9k
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>>76568505
seems to be real turk hours
also phone post
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>>76568748
>Stop the woman hate, r9k
Kek, unironically laughed out loud at this, thanks.
>>
>>76568545
No I'm too afraid to fuck my eyebrows up so I always to to a salon. Now I just get threading instead of waxing.
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>>76568748
I can see the hi how are you messages through your mspaintjob.
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>>76568890
I respect women too much
>>
>>76568890
i mainly just wanted to cover the other messages, to be nice
>>
Okay, I did it lad.
Used some tweezers to remove that unibrow.
Thanks for the motivation, I'll get some new pics tomorrow.

It bled a few drops, btw.
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>>76569301
Next thread should be plucked unibrow edition.
>>
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>>76569301
>It bled a few drops

thats not normal
>>
kinda wanna post my profile for r8s, but I also don't want to link 4chan to my profile in any way. What's the worst thing that has happened to someone who posted their profile here?
>>
>>76569453
Someone edit my pic to make me look whiter and use it as the OP, pls.


>>76569468
Y-yes it is.

>>76569705
I got raided when you fags discovered my profile for the first time.
>>
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>>76569705

just do it
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>>76569796
how'd they discover it?
>>
>>76569832
He posted it and not like anything actually happened to him or his profile.
>>76569796
>make me look whiter
You want it so you can use it as your profile pic, don't you?
>>
>>76569796
>inb4 that Alberto Barbosa edit

>>76569832
I viewed a 13 yr old jap profile that had his password leaked here.
I think another Porguese got discovered cuz of the same profile too.

Btw, it was a Brit who found his password in a leaked database. Giving credit where it's due, that was pretty fucking funny, deleting a 13 yr old acc.
>>
>>76569930
>You want it so you can use it as your profile pic, don't you?
Yes, just edit it out the unibrow and bleach me, desu.
I'll use it as my profile pic before I get a new one ;^)
>>
How the fuck do I upload a profile picture, or is this shit just slow. I'm on pc btw.
I click my profile, click upload a photo, add files, save changes. But nothing fucking happens. Says it's in the profile pictures album but when I go to the home it doesnt show. And I uploaded it 3 hours ago
>>
>>76570117
Either wait or upload another one and make that the cover of the album, worked for me.
>>
>>76570133
thanks uomo, I am trying another one with the cover option clicked
>>
>>76570133
Okay that worked really thanks now I can get my Germanic waifus
>>
>>76570151
>uomo
Pls, just call me amigo (not, amígo, though).

>>76570208
Regretting helping you out, desu.
Feeling like a cuck.
>>
>>76570208
>>76570151
>>76570117
>>76569705
/Haden204
Have we got a new pal?
>>
>>76570247
>17
>even worse pictures than the moor
kek
>>
>>76570247
looks like another fucking skinhead
>>
What's my next move here, lads?
Obviously not interested in her, just wanted some bants.
>>
/NenaBoo
you lot are in luck she's looking for romance
>>
>>76570359
>Tattoo day! - updated 12 hours ago
wew, what a looker
>>
how do I get Slavic girls to like me?
>>
>>76570354
>I'll always be a proud Syrian.
>blocks Syria
KEK
>>
>>76570397
There are two types of slavic qts:
>waifu material but greencard chasers
>not greecard chasers but crazy

Which one do you want?
>>
>>76570247
Sure
>>76570271
Hey man those are from when I was 15, phone got stolen earlier.
>>76570298
Actually ROTC, hate Skinheads.
>>
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>America hasn't had a prominent school shooting in several years

What the fuck guys? This is meant to be your bread and butter, and now some fucking snackbars in Europe are making Columbine look like a joke on a fortnightly basis with nothing but a truck and a semi-auto rifle. Nowadays American school shootings only live on in shitty memes and the occasional sub-plot in a drama TV show.

I miss the halcyon days where I could wake up and get stuck into a juicy thread on /int/ or Reddit talking about some psycho who's just mowed down two dozen schoolkids and then make memes and shitposts about it for the next few days. You cunts need to get back on that shit ASAP before you lose a crucial part of your national identity to the fucking Europeans.
>>
>>76570441
crazy!
>>
>>76570488
wowe xd
>>
>"I am happily married to the best man on earth. I don't need other male friends!!"
>shows cleavage in all of her photos
>>
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>>76570488
>>
>>76570488
It's because it became a fetish now among the freshman and sophomore class so those types are considered funny now
>>
>tfw supposed to go to sleep 2 hours ago but im playing civ 6 and its just one more turn every time
>>
>>76570441
either is fine, I just need a strategy for them, my usual shtick doesn't work on them
>>
is it safe to say if the girl doesn't ask questions back, she doesnt give a shit? and I should drop
>>
>>76570646
learn russian if you want meaningful conversation
if you just want to be lewd with them then i dont know because NO ONE FUCKING TELLS ME HOW THE F U C K TO DO IT
>>
>>76570651
no girls ask questions
>>
>>76570651
>>76570687
Some girls ask questions back, they're usually keepers

The more important thing to look for is if she's doing anything to help the conversation continue. She might not ask questions, but she may mention other things that you can smoothly shift topics to.
>>
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Good morning lads
>>
i don't wanna post anything cuz its going to be bump limit soon and i need sustenance
>>
Okay I managed to get newer pictures, hope they're satisfactory
>>
>>76570777
Morning, I'm going to bed now tho. Nice trips btw.
>>
>>76570665
just be yourself
>>
>>76571105
i'm not lewd though
so being myself doesn't work
>>
>>76570729
I got one of both, conversation is kinda dwindling though on the second girl
>>
>>76565996
It isn't me.
>>
I'm new. Is this just for getting lewd newds?
>>
>>76571357
it could be if SOMEONE FUCKING TOLD ME HOW TO DO IT
>>
>>76571357
>>76571381
I'm only getting completely normal conversations, light flirting at most here. I guess I ain't chad enough
>>
>>76571381
>>76571408
well then is it good for catfishing?
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>tfw no bf
>>
>>76571440
yes
the lewdest conversation i've gotten on this site was a catfish
at this point i'm thinking about going catfishing myself so i can see how other guys go about getting qts because this entire fucking thread has not helped me one fucking bit
>>
>>76571497
just be yourself...
>>
>>76571536
see
>>76571135
>>
>>76571571
Then b urself xD except lewder
>>
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>>76571594
ok but i don't know how to be lewd without being an autist
>>
I'm very interested in Asian culture and mostly Korea, for differents reasons (you can ask me). Oh yes ! Im not à crazy kpop fan, i know several group but thats all. So I hope make some exchage with people who traveled over there. Well others are welcome too ^^
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>>76571710
send nudes
>>
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dubs decide
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>>76571758
Get more qts
>>
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>A good half of American profiles are Hispanics
>>
>>76571881
for better or worse, american hispanics are alot more open to international/intercultural interaction than the average american

plus this gives them a place to speak spanish so there's that
>>
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>>76571804
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjO7wfk5o9g
>>
>tfw have to make a Sophie's Choice between my Polish qt and Italian qt to decide who will be my main qt
they're both too based. I like Ita qt's family values, but Pole qt's crude Easten Bloc sense of humor appeals to my 4chan roots. I'm not ready for this, lads
>>
bump limit nigga
>>
>>76568505
would like to see korean american too
>>
a lot of nights i am able to sleep because i tell myself ill kill myself in the morning
>>
>>76571981
Ok
>>
>>76571957
i got it
>>
>>76572087
iktf
>>
>>76571955
poles are all sluts for chad cock anon, go for the italiqt
>>
>>76572087
me on this post
>>
NEW THREAD

>>76572180
>>76572180
>>76572180

NEW THREAD
>>
>>76572178
>>76572190
kindred spirits i guess. im too scared to really do it but im just so stressed and sad all the time.
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