If I decide to live in Japan, I'll ever have to worry

they look so weak
could kill all of them in a fight

>>76549777
If only it were that simple.

>>76549737
>being scared by some old, fat japanese guy
just shoot them or whatever

sopa de yakuza

>>76549737
If you can survive in that shithole country of yours, why would you get in trouble in japan?

>>76549835
>>76549777

>he is too scared to do it to the same organized criminals in his country

I've never seen Yakuza in my real life

>>76549915
because japs are pussies

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>>76549810

i have nevere seen a mafioso or heard about mafia irl, nobody i know is or has been involved in troubles with mafia

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Yakuza is decreasing

>>76549977
That's because they're institutionalized.

>>76549953
japanese mafias have the biggest economic power on earth though

>>76550011
the're institutionalized in Japan, in my country at least we try to fight them

>>76549915

have seen our criminals?
from beheading to being burnt wrapped in tires, from torture to ripping off the hearts, etc.
hell no!

>>76550016
Ok dude i don't know why you took my comment that seriously. I am a good guy i would never kill anyone unless i am hungry and need to make a sopa

>>76549737
No unless you own a giant company or compete with theirs.

>>76550016
Yeah because they are all "work" at home construction industry

I guess majority of Japs haven't even seen a street fight

>>76550016
>biggest economic power on earth though
Nah, that would be russian mafia

>76550272
that's jewish mafia (also known as jewish people)

100 dollars I could knock out three of them before the rest would get to me.

When a one-hit knockout manlet starts training martial arts, he becomes a quarter-shot knockout.

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He is the boss of Yamaguchi-gumi, largest yakuza group in Japan
Do you think he is cool?

>>76550396
looks dandy

>>76550396
>that pic
Is he seen as a celebrity or what?

>>76550348
chances are they have knives and/or other weapons.
And a lower threshold to using them, as is usual with criminals

>>76550396
I like his style

>>76550540
In their tighty whities? NIgger get real

>>76550597
I personally keep mine between my buttcheeks

>>76550521
there are still people who love talking about yakuza and want to idolize them

>>76550053
didn't take your comment seriously
you are a weird fuck
>>76550272
ruble is a shit

>>76550396
Looks pretty cool

Why is Yakuza so liked there.

Hell, there are even Magazines about them.

>>76550396
>leather fedora
Kekd tbqh

>>76549977
found the mobster

>>76550905
>you are a weird fuck
Ok that's it. Give me your address so I can fuck your shit up

>>76549977
Mobster detected

>>76549737
No they all look pretty weak, any westerner that's hit puberty could probably demolish them in a fight.

After playing Yakuza 0 I thought they were badasses like Kazuma Kiryu but then I google image searched and all I found were frail bodied manlets in thongs.

Compared to some savages like MS13, russian mob or even the Italians they look pretty tame.I heard they hardly even kill people because they're afraid of being caught, meanwhile we've got a bunch of salvadorians eating people for looking at them funny.

>>76549737
Guy on the left is hot

>>76549777
Yes but it's not the middle ages, these guys all carry mac 10s and compact ak47us

most yakuzas are actually pretty good at fighting, brawling, cheating, and get buttblasted fast like braindead thugs in the west and become out of control. they are basically subhumans, would beat the fuck out of you or kill you at worst if you recklessly insulted them

>>76549977
T. The Don Alfonso Salvatore

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>>76552682
you can't afford ticket i bet

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>>76554679
Why don't you send him one, while you at it send me one as well, not a ticket just money

>>76554821
>that fucking image

pretty sure they don't fuck with westerners because that draws attention
idk if brazil is considered western though

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>>76556015
What's fumy about that picture

They look like mexicans.

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Are criminal gangs such as Yakuza, Mafia, etc. a sign of a 3rd world country?

>>76556715
yakuza has gone on since a couple of hundred years ago or earlier

>>76550046
yeah but you also all weigh 10 kg
brown favela skeletons cant even plunge a knife in to a man without jump on it

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>>76558150
i can imagine the way you see favelados and you're fucking right

>>76550262
Do school fights even exist in Japan? Like nigger-tier school fights?

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do Yakuza use guns, or do they use swords like in my Chinese cartoons?

>>76560144
>Like nigger-tier school fights?

What does this mean?

>>76561039
how does sandy plays her instrument

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>>76561039
This

>>76561130
Black-majority schools often have brawls when 2 melanin-enriched individuals of African descent get into the slightest argument.

>>76550396
anyonghaseoyo

>>76549777
They have guns and training

They got the Jap police in their pocket (Jap cops never touch anything yakuza unless shit hits the fan)

They have some Jap politicians and Jap business tycoons under their influence

Good luck

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Reminder Koreans rule Japan.

Zainichi Korean Yakuza rules Japan.

Shinzo Abe and the Imperial Family are all Zainichi

The Jews love Koreans better than Chinese or Japanese

Mount Baekdusan will rule all East Asia and unify the neo-Korean peoples

>>76550016
>>76550272
fucking plebs, everyone knows italians are the richest, russians are the most violent, and japanese....well, nobody gives a shit about the japanese

>>76568927
w-what about us? :(

>>76569260
cartels are too drug-centric and local 2bh

>>76549737
What the fuck are they wearing?

>>76549915
the organised criminals in brazil are psycho murderers and big time criminals

the organised criminals in japan are larping pussies with very little money