Danes are descendants of the roman empire. This picture

I guess spaniards are germans then

You can't be really roman if you don't fuck boypucci.

denmark is the most boring useless country in europe

it's right in the middle of all those germanic countries geographically, you'd think it'd be the center of the nordic world at first sight

well no it is a boring empty backwater with nothing special about it
never done anything interesting
there's that one disney movie about the siren, a shit statue of her, and legos
oh yeah and there is that one hamlet quote "there is something rotten in the kingdom of denmark" well i guess there really is and they still haven't fixed it because i don't see any fucking results so far

>>76545837
My roman brother

>>76545598
>by pure alcohol content

>>76545760
Das ist richtig, mein Freund.

>>76546049
how else u suggest to measure? if u pick by volume then beer is going to be the most consumed by far because of the low concentration

>>76545991
ave citizen
tell me what is the problem with denmark, why did it fail

>>76546943
germans and swedes genocided our people to hide the truth about danes that we are romans while they are barbarian subhumans. Also we have no mountains.

>>76545837
>never done anything interesting

They conquered England better than you did

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>>76545837

SPIRITS man, they all round, sometimes talk

>>76547052
>Also we have no mountains.
what? how can you guerrilha then?

>>76545598
Isn't Albania a Muslim country ?

>>76545598
Hello, my Roman brother

>>76548478
Muslims in the Balkans can outdrink any other non Balkanian. And outsmoke too

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where my fellow caesars at?

>>76547123
Ah, I too recall the great Danish idiom, "dieu et mon droit"

Britain was the true Third Rome tbqh

>>76548639
AVE HIC (hic means here in latinic)
I am Serbian

>>76545598
It was really Turks who discovered and colonized Iceland, that's why they drink beer. #HistoryProof

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>>76548639
This, Republic of Finland is the last continuing governmental structure that dates back into Russian empire. Only addition was the president and shortly a king. The parliament never ceased to exist.

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>>76545598
Welcome

>>76548639
The King of Spain still has the title desu.

>>76548545
>Mfw i got shit faced yesterday cuz i couldn't celebrate my b-day in ramadan

>>76545760
Well after rome they were ruled by germs for like 300 years.

>>76550414
What did you drink?

>>76550662
Rakija

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so many romans here

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>>76545837