/éire/

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First for I am a god and you should all worship and love me.

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>>76543979
Josie is our only goddess

3rd for metaposting - fuck off, jaggy

/éire/ will be a shell of its former self within the month at this rate. I miss pre-January /éire/.

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Some lad is gonna call me soon looking for my bank account number and I don't have it. I want to give them money but it's making me seriously anxious.

>>76544206
Fuck off frog.

Junipers gone off the deep end again lads

>>76544349
You're Juniper.

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>>76544292
That's not me.

>>76544497
Most of this is just shit from the past week.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gvjqvbRgKI

First for losing control of my life at a scarily fast pace. Going to shower and do some ironing and other chores I think.

>>76544555
nice trips Juniper

>>76543929
Hey lads how 'ya doin' today

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I’ve wrestled with alligators,
I’ve tussled with a whale.
I done handcuffed lightning
And throw thunder in jail.
You know I’m bad.
just last week, I murdered a rock,
Injured a stone, Hospitalized a brick.
I’m so mean, I make medicine sick.

>>76544608
ciao amico

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How much would you pay to cum on those feetsies lads

>>76544497
Gays should definitely die. Homosexuality is so disgusting.

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g i v e i t u p

GIVE IT UP you cunts and jump off a cliff.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hq-ibs7-q-s

Whats the best way to deal with Josie posting?

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>>76544742
By joining in

>>76544733
touhou thread?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8jJZA-O_B78

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cirno thread?

>>76544779
I don't want to feed your illness.

>>76544206
Just tell him a fake one

This place was so nice before the skype cabal returned

>>76544878
It's Jaguar and her hormonal sensibilities.

>>76544804
Are you Argentinian or sumpding?

>>76545128
>sumpding
are you drunk?

Christ its sunny lads.

>>76545182
It's lashing rain here

>>76545206
I can't believe where you are. It's splitting the stones here.

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>not just keeping your curtains closed at all times to keep the sun out

>>76545310
Enjoy your vitamin D deficiency

>>76545325
Supplements.

>>76545325
>being black enough for it to matter

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What's she thinking about lads?

>>76545310
I don't have any curtains.

>>76545395
This. I have nothing to hide...

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>>76544733
Do you ever think people enjoy thinking and talking about suicide more than actually going through with it?

>>76545968
Yes.

>>76545570
>t.Carl Calvinist

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Thoughts on a consolidated EU Military, lads?

How does it feel knowing you are past your youth? How does it feel knowing you missed out on all of lifes milestones that normal people achieve at an early age?
How does it feel knowing you will never experience any of those things now?
How does it feel knowing none of your dreams or fantasies will come true? Nobody will ever see you for what you are. Nobody will care.
You will remain in this dormant shut-in state for your entire life and nothing is going to magically change?

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>>76543929
Help me /eire/
How do I stop hating English "people" to the point it affects my mood day to day?
I've encountered so many and it seems there's not a single good Englishman in existence. Their commitment to defending all their wrongs as rights an denying history is too fucking much for me to take even watching them converse.
It's gotten to the point where I don't even see Englishmen as human beings but instead hobgoblins, evil caricatures personified in real life.
"Stop being autistic" wont help.

>>76546389
So long as I still draw breath the opportunity is never gone.

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>>76546317
We'll probably get a combined BeNeLux army first as a testing ground for the EU army

>>76546428
This hatred is entirely rational and justified. Do not lose it.

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>>76546317
I'd sooner fight for ISIS.

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>>76546389
I don't care. We all die eventually.

>>76546562
That's not very smart of you.

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>>76546609
Europhiles out.

>>76546648
Islamcunts out.

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>>76546648
Muslims out

>>76546698
>>76546700
I suppose I've only myself to blame for using sarcasm in a thread of autists.

>>76546545
I agree, but it affects my mood day to day.
What methods can I use to suppress my extreme hatred for the English day to day so that I can be happy sometimes?

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>>76546389
>i'm still young
>I can function fairly well, not sure what these milestones even are
>whatever they are, I am sure I can still experience them
>I have very down to earth asiprations and fantasies, even if they were overly achiveing, this would be better, as it's good to aim high
>I can't live my life as a shut in because my mother doesn't allow it

Are you finished projecting?

>>76546783
You know very well that we aren't very bright

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She's browsing the thread, my inside sources are telling me

Hi Josie!!!!

>>76546944
>I have very down to earth asiprations and fantasies
>2017
>having dreams

Hi guys, it's Josephine here, and today I'd like to ask you to please stop posting my images.

>>76547770
Please shave first,I can see your invisible goatee on your pictures,thank you

>>76546389
I'll just kill myself.

>>76548234
No you won't.

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>>76547929
DELET THIS

>>76546389
>How does it feel knowing you are past your youth? How does it feel knowing you missed out on all of lifes milestones that normal people achieve at an early age?
Miserable, especially since the last 4 years of my youth were snatched from me due to being medicated for my OCD that some hack decided was psychosis.
>How does it feel knowing you will never experience any of those things now?
Stop.
>How does it feel knowing none of your dreams or fantasies will come true? Nobody will ever see you for what you are. Nobody will care.
You've seen me for what I am, so apparently you're wrong and people can. My fantasies are also so small scaled that they may come true.

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>>76546389
Makes me feel lonely. I act out a lot and overcompensate to try make up for it. I crave constant excitement and vaildation, and although I've had a lot of fun doing the things I do I still remain alone and isolated so nobody but random online people gets to share it with me. I'm going to keep going down this path of self destruction though haha ye bois.

good song though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7snWPmMv-4s

>>76548306
Yes I will.

>>76548586
Won't.

>>76548594
You have no idea.

>>76548668
At an honest guess how many times have you posted on the internet an indication that you were going to kill yourself?

>>76548734
0

>>76548764
Who are you and why the sudden turn then?

>>76548781
Piss off.

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>Try to post in Dixie general
>All the faggots suck Anglo cock and revision history to suit their Anglo fetish
>tfw plastic paddy and Leeaboo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlyNFE0H91k

>>76548804
>look for sympathy
>reject sympathy
ok then

>>76548819
>Projection

>>76548668
Going to bed. See you tomorrow. And next week. And next month. And next year. And ten years from now. Because you'll still be alive.

>>76548839
I think you lied with your estimate of 0

Method of choice for suicide?

Have to walk to the garage to get credit. Fuck sake

Enjoying a cool refreshing Club Orange

>>76548880
>Not buying everything online with your card.

>>76548734
Several. Next time I won't fail.

As discussed in the last thread, I am now Lord of /éire/

>>76548962
I'm sure you believed that every time. You're sick and irrationally believing you want something you don't. Once again you'll realise that.

>>76548844
>Going to bed.
Sleep well.

>>76549032
No, I'm totally rational and objective. I'll slash my wrists and hang myself. Won't take an overdose since they're so undependable.

>>76549136
>slash my wrists
That seems unnecessary

How do you talk to people when inebriated?

>>76549136
Whats changed that has you feeling like this

>>76549184
Honestly and slightly awkward

>>76549230
Everything.

>>76549231
Guess I won't bother talking to people then.

>>76549275
You're still being cagey and withholding. Only someone would a will to keep going would do that, someone on the edge of a cliff would spill everything since they have nothing to lose or fear.
I think you'll be fine. Enjoy your afternoon.

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>>76549136
Go on. Do it. Post some pictures while you're at it. Be the first member or /éire/ to do what we've all been thinking of. We've all wanted to do it and livestream it too. Give into your greatest desires.

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>Youtube ad
>It's from the state showing how to survive heatwaves

>>76549720
It's gone cold again here.

>>76549868
Rained all day but it's still 30 degrees so we've got this superb rainforest atmosphere

>>76549589
>Be the first member or /éire/ to do what we've all been thinking of
Speak for yourself

Should we alert the gardai about Juniper?

>>76544497
Clondalkin is full of rats, tbf

Bumped up to 39hr weeks lads.


Fucking kill me

>>76550104
Would be no fun if they'd find him without him rotting at least a little bit

>>76550184
condolences

Cannot be fucked walking up this hill.

Bought some Orchard Thieves cider lads.

>>76550763
Would love some but I've been binge eating again and I really need to get a grip. Dying for some now that you mentioned it.

>>76544120
good post

>>76550899
What the fuck were you eating that qualifies as "binge"? It's light so you could binge away.

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>>76550763
>Orchard Thieves

The patrician's choice

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Song for Irish weather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=747xHr5DC0o

How often do you drink? How much per day/week?

>>76551141
Have you calmed down?

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>>76551141
>Orchard Thieves

>>76551192
3 times a week depending on how I feel,how about yourself?

>>76551158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30JZylPUmz0

Starting a new job tonight and I'm shitting myself. Please give me courage /eire/

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>>76551549
Good luck anon. I know how scary it can be starting a new job. Those first few weeks are always hell and non stop awkwardness.
What kind of job is it?

>>76551549
What's the job? Starting at night is a telltale sign of it being shite.

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>>76551192
Very rarely these days. About 4-5 times a year. But when I do drink I always have a few.

>>76551624
>>76551631
Bread factory

>>76551876
Does it change you?

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>>76551923
I have looser lips than I'd like when I'm drunk.

>>76551964
More like loser. What do you start spouting? What is your drink of choice?

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>>76552009
>More like loser

>>76551897
You can certainly claim to be on the breadline then. What is minimum wage these days?

>>76552033
Atleast your wageslave day is nearly over.

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>>76552151
True. Just watching the clock right now.

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>>76551271
Sporadic. Maybe once every week or two, sometimes longer. Lately though it's been about twice a week, sometimes three or more.
>>76551631
I miss working fulltime night shift in my last job. Loved nights so much. You can keep to yourself and less having to talk with co-workers and other people. I just hate days and waking up early too.
>>76551897
Not sure how that sounds. Probably bad since it's factory work. I hope they'll give you a decent wage at least.
>>76552205
Post pics.

Fucking sunny rn.

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Bought a good skateboard and have been practicing outside my backgarden lads. Going to go to the skatepark at like 2am sometime soon. Just so nobody bothers me.
>>76552290
Too windy to enjoy it though.

>>76552317
Post picture of the skateboard please

>>76551192
Once every other week usually. 3-4 vodka/ciders when I do.

>>76552400
Bet you're good. Can you wheely?

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>>76552400
Wanted a GIRL board but couldn't find a good deal. They were all about €120 minimum. Got lucky with a second hand ZERO custom board I think.

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>>76552497
Pic of me doing some sick ollies with my friends from the anime club
>>76552514
Are you planning on doing some replacements ?

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>>76552727
Why are you dressed like that?

Fell down the stairs again lads.
*ollies out of fall*
*grinds*
*Does a Tony Hawk 99 out of fall*
Literally got all five videos.

>>76552727
Is that actually you?

>>76552727
>Are you planning on doing some replacements ?
No I'm only getting the hang of it. I used to skateboard/blade and bmx when I was like 9-13 but then I stopped completely and haven't done it since.
Now 25 and i'm useless and currently can only move about and ollie. I'll have to practice a ton before getting any way good again.

Don't have anybody to do it either and I don't want to go to a skatepark and look really crap infront of everyone and getting in the way.

>>76552853
>I used to skateboard/blade and bmx when I was like 9-13
It was all the rage then.

>>76552786
who this cute cum guzzler?

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sTNlwBzgZQ8

>>76552853
How the fuck do you ollie, could never do it?

>>76552845
Would never post a picture of myself on the internet even though you couldn't recognize me
>>76552786
>with my friends from the anime club
>>76552853
I sold my old plan some years past and bought myself a loaded kanthaka,I mainly use it to get around town though

>>76553007
>I sold my old plan some years past and bought myself a loaded kanthaka,I mainly use it to get around town though
Would actually bully you. Bender.

>>76552990
Jesus christ how did he get back up again? I imagine every bone in his ribcage and spine is in bits and probably pelvis too.
He's lucky to have not gone under the wheel.
>>76552998
Push down fast with the tail then kick the nose down. Hard to explain. Youtube it.
>>76553007
Are you good with tricks and stuff? I was never overly good.

Tony HawkPro Skater 4 was a class computergame.

>>76553118
Maybe since the front of a bus is so flat compared to a car there's less of a pressured impact since it pushes you along rather than crashes you aside. His biggest impact might have been off the pavement.

>>76553118
Not anymore sadly,my interests shifted over the years
>>76553076
>Bender
Sure thing Arthur

Orchard Thieves cider actually tastes like an ice-pop

>>76553413
Its tasty

>>76553413
It tastes lovely.

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Nice thread lads

>>76553463
It tastes like concentrated apple.

>>76553505
Good morning

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>>76553505
Is fairly nice right now.

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High as a kite once again. I could get used to this 24/7

>>76553505
Thank you, I'm doing my best.

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Holidays in 9 days!

>>76553944
Where you going? I already had my two weeks holidays this summer and now I'm just waiting until the next time I can have a week off which isnt for months.

>>76554044
Where did you go?

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>>76553944
>not slaving away endlessly
>not getting lecturers from your boss telling you to take holidays

>>76554183
Murrica. I was posting about it on here with photos too. This was only early last month.

>>76554217
Ah I remember something like that,how'd you like it?

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>>76554044
Southern England. I'm more looking forward to 10 days off work than the trip.

>>76554209
Never understood people that do this. We get a mail circulated towards the end of the year about holiday usage since there is a limited number of days which can be carried over between years so as to warn people over the limit to use them or lose them. So many in the team are always on it but I spend my days off as quickly as I get them.
I guess I envy you if you have that degree of work tolerance that you don't need constant breaks to refresh.

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>>76554752
>Southern England
What a waste

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>>76554752
>spend my days off as quickly as I get them
So do you never have more than say two or three days holidays built up?

>Southern England
>travelling to england
>giving them money

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Josie is fluent in Irish!

>>76554752
>Southern England.
Do you know how to build car-bombs?

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Looking forward to the shorter evenings

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>>76554804
A friend from college lives there. It's a very protestant town in Oxfordshire. You guys would love it.

>>76554894
>So do you never have more than say two or three days holidays built up?
Rarely. We can book days off up to 3 months in advance on our system so I plan for things like holidays or special events in advance and spend the rest to have a day off every 3 weeks or so. I can barely stomach my job as it is, I use sick days strategically as well.

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>US PRESIDENT DONALD Trump has spoken over the phone to Taoiseach Leo Varadkar for the first time, congratulating him on a “great victory” in the Fine Gael leadership race.

>The conversation came after Trump was put on hold for ‘at least 90 seconds’ as he waited for Varadkar to pick up, according to members of the White House press pool, who were in the Oval Office with president at the time.

Good man Leo

>>76555158
I feel guilty about pulling sick days because I know that it will leave staff short and make everyones day harder due to increased workload so I rarely do.

Sounds like you need to quit your job. I'd hate that.

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>>76555158
>I use sick days strategically as well
It appears I have much to learn. Please teach me your ways.

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>>76555434
Some jobs have a conscientiousness responsibility to the people they serve which I understand, I definitely don't have that.

>Sounds like you need to quit your job
Soon

>>76555461
You only need a doctors note on the 3rd day. Make sure to always fall sick on the Thursday or Monday for a four day weekend.

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>>76555720
>Make sure to always fall sick on the Thursday or Monday
Genius. I will make good use of this knowledge.
How many sick days would you take in a year?

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>>76555847
Happy to impart my knowledge on the Irish workforce.
I take a couple of days every 3 months or so. I never get actually sick so I wouldn't take any otherwise.
The average number of sick days in the private sector per year is around 5 I believe if you're looking for a measurement of what is safe to take.

>>76556208
Do you not find you have to make up some excuse every time you come back because your colleagues will ask why you were out? I hate that. They all know I wasn't actually sick.

When I worked in the private sector we didn't get paid on our sick days so you'd be down a lot of money so I used to come in and work genuinely sick all the time.

Ah yes ruined everything again.

>>76556364
"Had the flu / a cold / a stomach bug but I'm feeling back to normal now"

Literally a lad just said hello to me.

Stupid Malaysian cunt. Why are you saying hello to me.

McWilliams is usually quite a conscientious economist. http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/opinion/news-analysis/demographics-are-shifting-towards-a-united-ireland-we-must-have-a-plan-35865222.html

He's not wrong.

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Came to Josie again lads

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Lads there's this certain app that allows you to get the main points from many of the popular books in the world. As you forget the majority of what you read in a 500 page book, this condenses it into the main things you should take away.


Thoughts? It would certainly mean I could read more. But would you be missing out on a lot, and would it mean you can't say you've read the particular book...

>>76557081
Yeah I say the same but I think everyone knows I'm out because I'm depressed or just lazy or something.

>>76557098
>>76557242
Where are you?

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>>76557310

Aren't more Irish people in the north identifying as Northern Irish and increasingly against a United Ireland? I thought I saw that in a sourced wikipedia article recently enough.

>>76557540
>Aren't more Irish people in the north identifying as Northern Irish and increasingly against a United Ireland?
Yes.

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Drinking orchard thieves light.

>>76557858
Me too. It's awful.

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>>76557858
Even Josie and the cailini don't drink light

>>76553805
Bully, is that you?

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>>76557858
>consuming alcohol

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>>76557310
>Today in the Republic one in six people are foreign-born. In Northern Ireland it is one in a hundred.
Shocking how isolated they are, that figure is almost beyond comprehension in a modern western country.

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>>76557974
So? State of them.
>>76557997
t. alcoholic.

>>76548809
Confederates had great tunes.

Mother wants to send me to the army again
>>76558119
>YWN be part of an irish or confederate folkmusic group

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>>76558206
What sort of army does a non-country have? Why even bother?

>>76558340
One with good pay and not much to do

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Is there even anything in Tyrone? I'd say it's some shithole.

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>>76558111
>alcoholic
Never had even a supeen in my life.

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>>76558555
Hahaha that state of you.

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bine eating chocolate again.

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God damn I have work in the morning and I'm plastered. Somebody blow my brains out please.

fill in your xanax square on the bingo cards.

>>76558340
a """self defense force"""

>>76544555
/éire/'s interests and gimmicks change too fast for a proper long term bingo card. I made one months ago and it was obsolete within days.

>>76559573
Bit lewd.

>>76560544
How?

>>76560563
>somebody blow me please

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>>76559573
>drinker of alcohol
>Somebody blow my brains out please
Gladly. Another degenerate removed.
Ériu will be pleased.

>>76560595
Blow my brains out as in kill me. Wouldn't mind blowing someone right now however.

>>76560669
I was being intentionally obtuse.

>>76560733
Bender.

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>>76560631
>soberfags

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>tfw no Mercy mammy to heal my pain

>>76560748
Exceedingly rude.

>>76558082
Yes WE'RE the weird ones for not being one sixth foreign. I don't believe the 1 in 100 figure at all though.

(Actually joke's on us, 50%+ of NI is foreign)

What's on the agenda for tonight lads?

>>76558416
>what is Strabane
>what is sense nightclub Cookstown

>>76560928
Literally where? So some shithole basically?

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>>76560750
>purposely taking substances which reduce your ability to maintain control over your body and mind
You are no better than an animal.

>>76560839
>agenda for tonight
Cleansing /éire/.

>>76561061
Even our EU secretary drinks (a lot of) acohol so there can't possibly be anything wrong with it

>>76561061
You can cleanse my dick first before I indoctrinate you.

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Are there any good Irish podcasts to listen to? I know this may sound weird, but I don't want to lose my accent by consuming too much non-Irish media while not talking to people much.

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>>76561061
Sobriety is a mental illness.

>>76561173
That is some sad existence.

>>76561173
My accent comes and goes depending on my mood and what I've been watching lately.

>>76561204
actually pretty fun desu. Shall hopefully be starting college in October and socialising.

Might go chipper.
Want anyhtin?

>>76561269
I remember when I was as optimistic as you.

>>76561295
Chips and sausage.

>>76560991
It's a fairly rural county so there's never going to be a whole lot there. The people are stereotyped as culchies. The prime culchies even

But I've been around the south a fair bit and it's not much different to your rural parts

>>76561296
Yeah I remember those feelings too. He's in for a long disappointing road.

>>76561314
Would never get pork from a chipper. Or their MRM.

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>>76561183
There is enough people in here whom I must deal with.
If you could manage to exit your drunken stupor for five minutes, perhaps you could save me some time and kill yourself?
I hear you people dream of such activities anyways.

>>76561403
Fuck off you cunt.

>>76561403
t. Fedora tipper.

>>76561452
>not wanting to kill yourself
>edgy

>>76560839
Playing RDR, watch konosuba, early night.

Lads where can I live

I'm 26 and it's time for me to spread my wings but I work in the city centre

What is the answer, where is my safe harbour for 500 a month or less

>>76557977
It is, he was lamenting your autism in the previous thread.

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>>76561534
Sounds like a great night anon.
Have you played RDR before?

>>76561576
The army

>>76561576
>500 a month or less

Have fun sharing with 16 Brazilian students

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>>76561576
Get a new job and move out of the city.

>>76561583
I thought he disappeared. It's good to know he is still alive and well.

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>>76561576
We're all chipping in for a house in drumshanbo. It sounds like exactly what you're looking for.

Found out where Josie lives from analysis of one of her photos, lads. Should I go over?

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>>76561587
I haven't but liking the rural vibe in an open world game for a change. Just entered Mexico.

>>76561665
Glad he's still around. I always hoped whenever a random German wandered in here they'd be him.

>>76561827
Chase your dreams young friend,I believe in you

>>76561576
At home with mammy.

Who's Josie?

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A lad who very clearly a knacker started with us at work today. Not sure how he got past the interview process. I don't know how my colleagues feel about knackers so I can't say anything to them about him.

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>>76561897
The queen of /eire/

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>>76561849
>Just entered Mexico
One of my favourite games of all time. Enjoy the ride anon.

>>76561911
Knacker as in a traveller or in general? Does he act like a cunt?

>>76561747
>house is unbalanced
>most /éire/ posters are unbalanced
Filíocht.

>>76561911
There goes Froggy and his rampant elitism again.

>>76561911
A bit hard to say this but maybe you have a bit of prejudice?

>>76561911
He probably mentioned enjoying alcohol in his spare time in passing, did he? Fucking faggot

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>>76561961
>Knacker as in a traveller or in general?
General Knacker. Get's all thick-headed when asked to do something if he's in the middle of something else and verbally lashed out (not too seriously, but enough to raise eyebrows in the office) at the person who was mentoring him on his role in the company.

>>76562004
>>76562053
Ah now, lads - you know me, I'm a very kind, accepting person who would never prejudge anybody. But seriously, I'm not wrong on this lad.

>>76562120
Sounds like he's dedicated to his work, doesn't want any benders interrupting him and doesn't take any bullshit. Would probably knock you out in a heartbeat too, fair play to him

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Fate/Grand Order released today. Might install it.

>>76562120
>I'm a very kind, accepting person
>

>I'm not wrong on this lad
Maybe they were trying to fill diversity quotas, hehe.
Doesn't sound like he will last very long either way.

>>76562211
Admire the effort you put into this bait.
Have a (You).

Forgot my money at the chipper and had to go home.

>>76562120
>I'm a very kind, accepting person who would never prejudge anybody
You're very judgmental on how people dress. A knacker to you is someone who wears a striped tie.

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>>76562252
>Fate/Grand Order released today. Might install it.
Really want to get into the Fate series, but I have no idea where to start.

>Doesn't sound like he will last very long either way.
I'd be surprised if he lasts the month.

>>76562306
>A knacker to you is someone who wears a striped tie.
Stripey's gotta learn.

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>>76562292
Quite foolish

>>76562292
Friend of mine stole that donation box of coppers they keep on the counter. He still goes there regularly too.

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>>76561849
>Just entered Mexico.
>tfw you ride in and "Far Away" starts palying
Fucking magical

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>>76562292
Quite embarrassing. If you knew the people working there it probably wasn't too bad.

>>76562340
>I have no idea where to start
Same here. Struggling to even install it on my tablet at the moment.
Might be region locked to the US.

>>76562351
At least he doesn't OG.

>>76562425
Fucking state of your friend.

Hello guys, how are you doing?
Come visit me in krautchan one of this days

T. Permabanned galician celt

>>76562467
He's a sound lad. Another lad I know tried the same thing in another takeaway one night but didn't realise the box was chained to the counter. It made a really loud noise and the Chinese lad working there just gave him a really dirty look.

>>76562509
Why were you banned? Are you a Nazi?

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>>76562531
Sound lads don't steal.

>>76562509
>krautchan
Wasn't that shut down?

>>76562453
It was a nice girl and I live a 30 second walk away. Don't accept cards either had to keep going back.

>>76562453
Still not sure what OG means

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>>76561961
Thank you

>>76562441
It was a really nice touch. Reminded me of something from a Kojima game.

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>>76562592
Own goal.

>>76562578
It was shuted down but its back on track.

How do people eat takeaways and drink at the same time?

>>76562675
Seems a bit counter productive if you're drinking to get drunk and filling your stomach with food to absorb it at the same time.

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>>76562644
I imagine Poi skulking around his house and ranting to himself about Luxlad in the same way Augustus did about Varus.

>>76562770
Just a shame that Poi doesn't live in a palace like Augustus so he has to walk in circles in his room and has to try and avoid the semen-fillen papertowels on the floor

>>76562770
Was quite glad to learn Augustus stopped some lad from a former family of slaves from beating his slaves.

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>>76562740
>already massively drunk
>go to a chipper
>stuffing your face with curry cheese chips
>mouth is burning but you don't care

>>76562894
>curry and cheese
Don't approve of mixing the two

>>76562945
It's a good combo desu.

>>76562887
Don't be silly - Poi has a Semen Cistern where he hides all the cummies.

>>76563006
Ugh.

Does anyone want to play Haxball?

http://www.haxball.com/?roomid=~2daa2edb618ef77ebb3d4126a964a54d0748a93a5f1d1573f6c78a34f5be6395b&pass=1

pass = gay

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>>76562770
>>76562887
>Augustus
>Varus
Who're they when they're at home?

>>76563006
>Semen Cistern
Nothing so sophisticated, I'm afraid. Only a bottle which I keep in the fridge.

>>76563248
Could give it a lash, I suppose. Am on my laptop though.

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>>76563248
Would prefer to play Rocket League desu.

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>>76563330
>not knowing the greatest man in history and the greatest fuckup in history

>>76563345
An /éire/ rocket league game is a good idea if enough have it

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>>76563428
Well, it's cross platform on everything except Playstation now.

>>76563511
It's crossplatform on PS4 too, Sony users just can't interact with Microsoft users

>tfw no Irish gf
Why live?

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>>76563328
Remember back in the national/secondary school days when gay was used as an insult for everything?

>>76563345
>>76563428
I'd be up for that.

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>>76563537
Sony are a shower of cunts when it comes to cross platform play.

>>76563616
>Remember back in the national/secondary school days when gay was used as an insult for everything?
Ah yes, the universal insult. Modern science has never been able to replicate it since.

>Poi being able to complain about own goals ever again

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>>76563511
>>76563537
I don't think you can connect directly between psn and steam though. I think you can only crossplay with them from randoms, unless they changed it.

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>>76563648
Is that nanami?

Are you lads gonna play Rocket League?