>get black out drunk last night
>wake up in a fucking shooting gallery of all places
>nupping junkies all around me
>empty tub of peanut butter by my greasy ass mattress
>looks like I used a fucking spoon that was previously used to heat rocks in to eat the PB
>get up to go
>realise that I have shat my trousers
sort it out
>>76535545
Whatever you do, Don't let your mom wash your shit'd trousers.