Me and the lads edition
AAAHHHHHHHHHHH KILLL MEEE
Alri
Captcha: Rose colon
anime
You'll be paying the bill, right anon? x
>>76508286
TARGET ACQUIRED: TESCO
SHART STATUS: READY
>crypto crashing
Got my Mod 1 resit on Wednesday lads
wish I grew up in a nice part of London
https://youtu.be/DjEB6DHLJvQ
Ah yes the English
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO
I'VE LOST 3K IN ONE NIGHT
>>76508313
only if you kill me first haha
Feel like a teenage deviantart user but I genuinely can't remember the last time I felt an emotion that wasn't anger.
>>76508361
Howling
Diversification number 1 rule
>>76508394
who pissed in your cornflakes sunshine
me and the (turkish) lads
>>76508394
take a chillpill brah drink some water
Northern mincers getting brave again
Change the record boys or I'll put you in the obituaries
*pisses in your cornflakes
>>76508197
NOT TOO SURE what the M stands for lad
>>76508361
shorting eth was quite obvious to me desu
last i checked the major support for btc is about 2350 so well have to see what happens if it gets there
>>76508394
sometimes i read a funny post and feel happy
>>76508415
>tfw no bf
Unironically voted for the Yorkshire First party at the election.
The regional parliament and independence is on it's way.
>>76508468
btc is £2050 now
Can you even cash out on crypto? Or do you just have to buy things from shitcoin retailers?
So I asked her out to wonder woman and she said yes. There's a restaurant next to the cinema so I'll probably take her in there as well. Thanks for the suggestions lads.
they made me smoke too much sensi at the work event lads im not fuckogn right rn
>>76508492
>>76508468
Nope, £1930
btc is falling too
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0LGz0NuYXuP
Need a Sardia gf
>>76508507
its slow and inconvenient usually, it only gets much worse when shitcoins are crashing
gonna be flying business class soon lads, looking forward to pretending to be a big shot haha xx
>>76508510
>There's a restaurant next to the cinema
what, Frankie and Benny's?
>>76508492
>>76508525
$2350, its measured in usd on bitfinex, bitmex etc
its not TOO bad till it drops past that support line then it'll probably be a bearish trend for some time
starting to think that yanks are the girls of the board, needy and constantly looking for gratification
>>76508488
>Chris Whitwood was the Yorkshire Party Mayoral candidate in Doncaster in 2017. He saved his deposit.[80]
your thoughts on pints?
>>76508571
>technical analysis
just got my tats
>>76508576
Don't slip on my poo!!!
>>76508571
>>76508525
>>76508468
He means USD not GBP you utter fuckwit. Nobody actually sells BTC for fiat to short you sell it for USDT.
>>76508571
>its measured in usd on bitfinex, bitmex etc
What? There's a difference between BTC/USD an BTC/GBP
>>76508591
agree strongly
Irish weather
>>76508507
some banks in the uk (usually internationals) dont like it, some don't mind.
you send the crypto to an exchange, sell it to a buyer on the exchange for real money, then tell the exchange to pay your bank account.
>>76508546
No I'm not taking her there
>>76508594
>haha yeah just guess the market trends mate
>another thousand on eth! keep goin' up my son! kek wills it!
Chinese Dave about today?
>>76508596
*pulls the plug*
could intellectually heem any single one of you
>>76508631
>Dublin, County Dublin.
The most Irish thing I've seen.
What should I eat?
>>76508693
Not with that grammar.
chrome is a fucking shite browser
>>76508702
Food lad
>>76508702
chinese
>>76508702
not telling you
would fight anyone for a scotch egg rn
mcgregor, joshua, me mum
heem em all simple as
>>76508702
why are indian restaurants always full of indians? dont they get bored of it? i know indians cook indian food at home all the time, why dont they go for an italian when theyre out
Bane?
>>76508756
halal
listening to dj screw sippin cognac wats good
May's government couldn't find a deal with a bunch of backwards, white trash young earthers without caving in and giving them obscene amounts of money. And she's supposed to be getting us out the EU?
This country is doomed.
>>76508694
It's the equivalent of London City, London
Fun fact: County Dublin and Dublin (the city) have different names in Irish
County = Baile Átha Cliath
City = Dubh Linn
>>76508313
[redacted]
Had one of those real smoky smelling shits, absolutely lovely
interesting how so-called islamophobes tend to be very knowledgeable on islam and people who defend muslims rarely know much at all about their religion
>>76508807
I see they found a magic money tree after all
>>76508756
Yeah I order only Chinese these days. Indian Chinese that is
>>76508823
Baile = the Pale?
>76508907
wasn't funny the first time
Magical
why don't we take the 1 billion we give northern ireland and invest in our NHS instead?
Sold my house so I can afford an Intel motherboard and CPU lads
Would love to get my hands on the fucking prick who designed my HOTAS X Thrustmaster joystick/throttle combo and decided it should come in two pieces that join together until some poor sod picks it up by one piece whereby it shall detach the two pieces in such a way that the victim gets his finger trapped right at the fucking fingernail and spends 5 minutes in such agony that he can barely type out his frustration in an angry post to a japanese cartoon themed imageboard.
work in an hour
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXS_jjJYY8
scroll:flash2: selling cheese 60€ each
been putting a heaped tablespoon of full fat yogurt on my weetabix for a fortnight and I've had the biggest, healthiest shits of my life
>>76508947
Bad luck mate that one just went obsolete.
buy the dip lads
me on the left
>>76508823
Extremely wrong
The county is Ath Cliath. The city is Baile Atha Cliath.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fb_zfPbsKWk wooow
>>76508596
Ohne die Idee des Nationalsozialautismus gibt es keine Zukunft mehr.
>>76509019
bizzaro-pierre
>24
>balding
ah yes, need a little bit of the ol' suicide pills
>>76508915
Baile = "town" with the original meaning of farm/homestead/ranch etc
>>76509093
Just get a transplant
Getting my daily dose of Molyneux and Sargon lads
>>76509093
just get a wig
Hair has grown to the point where I'm too embarrassed to go out in public and get a haircut.
>>76509165
Ah yes that is a real problem
FUCK OFF
>>76509165
buzz em yourself
>>76509165
wahey now then mop 'ed
*punches your arm*
got a full head of beautiful, luscious hair
bet leftypol must be FUMING today
*licks thumb and uses it to rub dirt off your cheek*
>>76509165
just get a girlfriend
they can cut hair quite nicely
>>76509200
Hey baldy.
have a lit fade but otherwise they grow theyre black/brown and very nice and have some volume in them but not too much very cute
leftypol here. fuming.
>>76509253
they're SCREAMING over on their Twitter accounts
>>76509200
unless you are completely bald, your hair can still grow too long
>got a full head of beautiful, luscious hair
>>76509093
Wear a hat that hides it well. See scooby
let me = require('./canada/gf');
>>76509165
I share this feeling
HOWLING at the number of balding autists itt
>26 y/o
>neet
>virgin
thinking of becoming a professional pokemon trading card game player. thoughts?
>got an interview with mcdonalds
>really don't wanna work there atm
>REALLY could use the money
hnng
>balding
uh, just take cold showers lol
how is it possible to go bald before 40?
AWFUL genes.
>>76509253
Why?
This whole series of events is good for everyone except the Tories.
DJ Screw lad listen to this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wtv8R_vorc
>>76509389
amazing if real
>>76509386
and who is still in power in coalition with an even more conservative party who hate gays
just so happens that most of leftypol are benders so their days are numbered
>>76509389
such a copy of Reasons to vote for Democrats by Knowles
bind "action.erection" summon gf
attempting to write a CV
https://youtu.be/p2zWwJMcMhI
still laughing at this 3 hours later
>>76509460
it's not even warm today?
>>76509460
howling
the nurse probably just warned tim about wannacry virus
>>76509422
https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B072SN28JT/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_dp_T2_rsquzbZNA5JVM
it's real click on it to look inside
>>76509460
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON TIM FFS
got downvoted in the leftypol 'ubreddit again
>>76509302
baldy detected
... timmy's log supplemental ... stardate 26 June 2017 ... scotty with the swiper ...
... hackers on the starboard bough ...
>>76509460
his mental health is at rock bottom right now
ah yes, now THIS is real news
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-40404782
its 2 (two) o'clock
>>76509460
"Timmy's log"
what did he mean by this?
>>76509359
I used to scan the cards and rotate them in Macromedia flash
>>76509545
well spotted time to start drinking
Oldham is the most grim place in the UK bar none
Dust columns are called shaitans or devils by the Beloochees, who have a superstitious feeling with regard to them.
The dust borne in these shaitans of wind is often carried for vast distances.
oh
wonder if the praying in school assembly every day made me resent Christianity
not a single person in this thread is aware i'm a JF
i live amongst you and none of you even realise
Hungary was a country full of promises when the Iron Curtain came down. Well educated scientists. A promising pharmaceutical industry with plenty of researchers.
Alas, politics demonstrates how to energise negative racist, bigoted, and xenophobic forces.
Diversity is their enemy. Open education systems cannot be tolerated by this bully and his gang. Their narrow-mindedness is their only guarantee.
So growth in a country is far below potential and guaranteed to turn-off all the Foreign Direct Investment, that a fledgeling country such as Hungary needs
Clearly steeped in dilapidated leftovers from Soviet communist times with sympathies for one of Europe's vilest overseer of a declining oil and gas purveyor state.
>>76509460
>>76509460
why's it funny
>>76509643
the name is a startrek reference
>$2.2k for being East Asian
>>76509460
who is this guy?
>christmas was 7 months ago
>new christmas in 4 months (16 weeks)
the self-styled 'best days' of my life are absolutely flying by lads
ignore it.
>>76509724
>>76509724
>new christmas in 4 months
do not reply
>>76509680
Damn I wish I could be a cute girl and get betas to give me money for being cute
STFU ABOUT FUCKING CHRISTMAS REEEEEEE
watching some gay b-rated movie from 2005
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz_6XNzxslY
genuinely cant believe christmas is next week
>>76509680
What is this even
>christmas eve tomorrow
>still haven't brought any presents
>>76509802
Papa John's is so shit
>>76509802
>cheddR burger
Make money I don't make new friends
(Ring trap) Ring trap 24's I push so much work on the block
>>76509851
Reddit.
>>76509680
this site looks like a scam
>2043 is 2 weeks from now
>1995 was yesterday
why does tim think he's been hacked?
>>76509875
It's true
Pizza Hut is way better
>>76458770
How is £50 expensive for shoes?
>>76509802
>Tim has over 13k videos
>>76509893
-oxford health nurse told him about hacks (probably related to the wannacry virus as a warning)
-tim took this as the nurse wants to hack him
-tim's computer crashed once so he thinks the nurse installed a hack on his computer
>>76509889
>tfw remember 1995 boating on flood like it's yesterday
>>76509835
oh shit the kids!!!
>AD 20,009
>space colonies around proxima centauri
>still NEET
>that one leaf with an encyclopaedic autism level of Tim knowledge
>>76509888
Only scam is it runs on JavaScript
>>76509935
oh haha x
>>76509893
cause he's got over 13k videos of him in his rented flat in high wycombe walking around mumbling saved on his hard drive so it takes him about 10 seconds for his computer to respond to anything
>>76509960
we won't embarrass you by saying what it is, but you know... cheers!
/brit/ is beginning to sound like a broken record like a broken record
if i worked for youtube i'd honestly ban Tim
the amount of TB he's taking up with 13000 hd videos that no one watches is mental
trying to find a job is making me resent women lads
hope Corbyn becomes PM so he can be exposed for the charlatan he is and socialism will be dead in this country for the next 100 years
>>76509974
Used to be like that but got bored after the Dentist arc ended. The lack of an antagonist is ruining it
>>76510027
need you out of business sunshine
>>76510027
>no one watches is mental
speak for yourself
>>76510053
trying to find a job is making me resent myself
>>76510054
>socialism will be dead in this country for the next 100 years
not if the academics have anything to do with it
wish I was dead
>>76510053
>>76510076
trying to find a job is making me resent capitalism
>>76510056
no, next antagonist was "neighbour" who was trying to prevent him from playing guitar
now it's hackers
>>76510027
there are plenty such other accounts with significantly more. the tim thread on /x/ has a few good examples
>>76510066
>21 view average
tragic
reading the full 64 pages of the Communist Manifesto
can frankly say: what a bunch of boring bollocks
might do an Elliot Roger if I get rejected by yet another woman in lower management because I'm not bubbly enough to sit behind a desk all day
>>76510115
>the tim thread on /x/
intrigued
Just texted her 2 minutes ago and she hasn't responded. Time to end it, lads.
>>76510129
Try Lauren Southern's magnum opus, "Barbarians"
the recursive levels on which tim operates are... vast
he films himself editing videos of himself where he was probably editing videos of himself
>>76510129
most political manifestos are
when will he snap and do something drastic?
having a lil read
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1ujBUmXg
the yank Tim
5 minutes now. Fuck lads it's getting tense
finnish bois
>>76510205
>>76510129
>>76510250
so according to the /x/ thread on tim there are multiple people who have seen him in oxford and high wycombe and observed him
tim might not be crazy and might actually be stalked
really hope Tim at least enjoys his life and pointless routine
>>76510267
degenerates like you belong on a cross
>>76510223
ban assault vlog uploads!
>>76510115
wew, that's a great thread
me on the left
>>76510382
Me figuratively on the right
>>76510320
>pointless
?
>>76510382
wish I was a normie like this
He lives up the hill from me.
I saw him once in the local PC World, asking a rather nervous employee about hacking. I was waiting in the queue nearby and when the employee left to get supervisor help, he turned and asked to nobody in particular "What do you want from me? Why are you hacking my Microsoft Edge?".
I engaged by asking what's up with his laptop, and he leered at me and said his Microsoft Edge was freezing up.
I suggested he move to Firefox or even Chrome, and see if that helped at all. He then stood perfectly still, stared me down and said, "You'd like me to do that wouldn't you?".
Since then, he has noticed me in public a few times and immediately started calling me out for stalking him.
He's fairly infamous around Wycombe.
>>76510382
Me looking disturbed by this shit second from the left
>>76510382
me on the right (wishing I was on the left)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBY0bZWKehQ
>>76510449
bender
wanna suck on theresa mays massive mandate
>>76510469
yeah
>>76509894
>Pizza Hut
Oh like you're doing now?
>>76510458
fuck right off
>>76508286
you're fucked if you're not watching this rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UIaTHykyzOU
>>76510544
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
JUST GIVE ME A JOB
>>76510566
here's one, suck my dick
>lefties want to stop money from going to NI, the poorest part of the UK by far, because those impoverished people don't believe baby murder should be legal
Really says a lot about lefties, eh?
lads could you just
>>76510593
northern ireland should be a part of ireland
>>76510600
cuckrunt
>>76510595
Still use this gimmick in real life desu
Love it
>>76510617
fedora bait
>>76510593
you're really showing what a boring twat you are
*poos on your head*
here's someone who's interested in talking to you
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4637724/East-London-thug-hurls-acid-student-21st-birthday.html?mrn_rm=als1
Ah yes East London
>>76510600
I agree. Doesn't make the English lefties any less domestic terrorist
>>76510593
>baby murder
you don't think that's what abortion is do you mate?
>>76508286
newfoundland baytowns 2bh
*challenges your bigoted views*
>>76510645
Probably her dad or something
For The Attn @76510593
you really are trying your best to bait out a political argument aren't you
>>76510640
t. Thinks abortion is moral but meat eating is immoral
>>76510693
presumptuous cunt
I love eating meat and I am strongly against abortion
>>76510666
ooh, satan trips also
>>76510693
that's a perfectly reasonable position
>>76510655
There's no "think" about it. It's simply fact. Life begins at conception. Not some arbitrary date that suits the murderer.
>old man died who lived in a house nearby
>house went to the council
>chav family moved in
>now all I hear is them speeding around on motorbikes
Can I complain to the council and get them moved? Our area is full of privately owned houses and is supposed to be somewhat nice, these types shouldn't be here
applied at a call centre
>>76510550
why did you save my post and post it again seemingly at random?
>>76510741
Shit through their letter box
>>76510593
stfu, the election is over and all the post-mortem details can be talked about in /britpol/
>>76510727
Remember when like 20 different anons utterly fucking humiliated you for several hours straight the first time you tried that argument? Howl just thinking of it
>>76510744
it's a meme you dip
>>76510736
ahh right you're one of those religious nutters. Glad we don't have tards like you in government, heh
/brit/ is at least five decades too young for me.
not that i'm significantly older than you, but i am intellectually and mentally. you lot are just far too immature for my liking
>>76510741
wish I could have these kinds of "people" killed
got some runts who moved in next door to me and they do not belong, tried feeding their son toffee apples with razor blades in it but they haven't gotten the message
https://www.thumbzilla.com/video/ph56bbb21bf2e6e/teen-redhead-tgirl-on-girl-fuck-facial
just watched this and did a wank
>>76510744
are you literally 12 or 13 years old? i know its supposed to be ironic but i honestly cant fathom men into their 20's sitting at a computer, typing this shit, posting it, having a chucle to themselves. it gives me the fear to be honest.
absolutely love the 'I'm a student, I know everything' attitude
really endears me to young people
>>76510741
make loads of calls, if the family ignore the warnings then they can kick them out
at least thats how it works in mine, but it depends if the council give any warnings
>>76510774
what are you on about lad? Think you're on here a bit much xx
>>76510776
it's literally a post i made to somebody some weeks ago in reply to a poo willy bum pee type post. it most certainly was not a meme when i made it up and posted a mere matter of weeks ago
>>76510779
fuck off murderer
>>76510788
not a fan of the left guy's hairline, made me a bit soft tbqh
>>76510767
Calm down commie
>>76510779
>ummm actually sweetie the baby isn't real until 27 weeks
>*tries really hard to ignore that babies born at 26 weeks survive more often than not*
>>76510779
killer.
of all the things i ever posted i did not think that would get meme status.
why is /brit/ so rorke in the middle of the day? Don't you have jobs?
really love it when people talk about politics outside of /pol/
>>76510788
link? not even gay but curious to see this
>>76510811
haha look how embarrassed he is lmao
>>76510850
not him but no
>>76510812
i've been wondering: fear of what?
mongs arguing about babies again
I'm literally too intelligent and enlightened to participate in such inane dribble with such mouthbreathers
>>76510861
Not sure what you're on about my good sir, got a link?
>>76510736
>"Life" begins at conception.
Fixed that
A foetus has about as much life in it as a plant out in your garden
who else watches annie may?
life begins at 40 haha
>>76510857
https://www.playvids.com/v/QKAOaBEvyV4
>>76510850
Literally sitting in work right now as I demean you commie murderers
why does every attempt at a rasheed surge end up in a rorke victory even when they didn't have to do anything
watching Shapiro debate abortion with some pro-abortion lunatics
SCREECHING at the weakness of their arguments
>>76510910
wait until the commies get home from work sweety x
>>76510916
>a man thinks he can talk about womens rights issues
lmao
>60 hour weeks
>constantly tired
>majority of spare time is spent sleeping
is this what being an adult is all about then lads
>>76510894
>how can I prove my definition of life isn't arbitrary?
>I've got it!
>*makes that post*
HOWLING
>>76510883
if it's an argument about abortion then babies have nothing to do with it
>5'8
Laugh at me, im a fucking midget
LOVE that /brit/ is pro-life barring the Leftypol infiltrators
going to cum lads
still to hear back from the ' hut about my 'za complaint
when I did the same against Greggs they gave me a £5 token which I spent on a big box of doughnuts.
Hopefully I'll get something nice this time
>>76510984
>
dont see whats bad
maybe you accidentally ordered stonebaked/thin?
cum sock has turned a sort of luminous green colour, might stick it in the wash
>>76510938
I'd literally kill myself if I were you
>>76510996
nah I've had thin from them a few times and there's mostly something to chew in the centre. But occasionally they stretch it too thin. this was translucent and had the texture of a crisp. put up with it the last few times knowing next time would be better. this was 1 time too many. if I don't get anything I shan't be going back
*kills a non-sentient organism*
*does not get charged with a crime*
glad i live in a sane country lads
>>76511076
>is a killer
>is happy about it
>claims to be sane
State of the left
Reminder: abortion is still legal weeks after foetuses gain sentience