>americans don't have bidets >they go their entire

Bidet is the only method of cleaning your ass? Portuguese people don't shower?

>>76506489
Isn't it unpractical taking a shower any time you take a shit?

>>76508995
>>76507032
Quoted the wrong post, fuck me

I don't understand bidets. Every time I take a dump in them they clog.

>>76508995
In America we can afford daily showers

>caring religiously if theres a bit of shit in your ass
what are you gay?

>>76506489
We are not obsessed about our asses like your europeans as we generally do the fucking

Is there any evidence a bidet cleans more thoroughly than just wiping properly alone?

>>76509039
Good post

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>be paper-only peasant for 23 years
>try bidet + paper combo
>enlightened.jpeg
Paper only = shit in your ass, no matter how much you wipe. It's a simple truth paper-only plebs keep denying to make themselves feel better.

>>76510203
I bet your boyfriend is really happy

>>76510203
This. I had to live at my dad's place for 2 months and there was no hand wash/bidet. Man that was suffering.

>itt: plebs
You wet the toilet paper with a near by bath or sink facet when available. This works unless you're in a public restroom.

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>>76510203
> bidet + paper combo

I literally don't know how people live without this

>>76510619
I just use my spit, or sometimes piss, to wet the tissue paper before wiping

I have a bidet both at home and at work. Actually my toilet at home is one of those jap ones that spray your ass for you.

>itt: retards can't wipe their ass with baby wipes and instead argue between the two inferior methods of shit cleaning

>>76511285
baby wipes don't work as well as pressurized water spraying directly on your asshole.

>>76511369
>pressurized water spraying directly on your asshole.
how does that not sound gay

It's always the Americans which are adamant against washing thier ass.

No wonder you always smell like shit.

>>76511397
That's the best part. You get a rim job without being gay. :^)

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>be American
>have 30 year old feces fossilised in your asshole

>>76509043
So take one dump per day? No wonder why youre so fat and full of shit.