We Germans are asked almost daily why we are so smug and self-righteous.

Shan't read a word

>>76503874

And yet, you're on the third spin round of ruining Europe lol

The UK and US are declining powers while Germany is rising again, that's why all Anglo's are continuously butthurt at Germany on /int/.

Slavs too but Slavs are always butthurt and their opinions are worth zero. Same for Southern Europeans.

shut the fuck up nazis

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>>76503874
>let's in millions of Africans and Arabs
>Europe first policy

>>76503874
>europe first policy

>>76503906
Good little swamp poodle

>>76503874
And yet when I want to pay for my meal at a proper fucking restaurant in Berlin they tell me they don't accept credit cards.

top al kekiya

>>76503874
>we are so smug and self-righteous
I don't get this meme, most Germans on here are very humble and overly self-deprecating.

>>76503998
Also the whole city fucking reeks, no idea why, Munchen didn't reek. I literally nearly vomited while on a pedestrian crossing under a bridge near kreutzberg or something(the place that has the restaurants along the river).

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Germany is the hero Europe needs, not the one it wants.

>>76503906
>all Anglo's are continuously butthurt at Germany on /int/
Only those living in failed, inbreed shit holes.
Australia doesn't really harbour any strong anti-German sentiments. Chav shits and burger nationalists are mainly arsehurt over the fact that their nations are a fucking joke within western world, soon to become NeoPakistan and NeoMexico.

>>76503874
>Europe First

I hate to break it to you but you have consistently done your best to destroy Europe since forever.

>>76504108
Go back to /pol/ you sad cunt

>>76503998
>in Berlin they tell me they don't accept credit cards
That's more a case of assuming any card you would try to use was most likely stolen.
Can't really blame them, can you?

Don't feed, retards.

>>76504134
Stop projection, moron. It's arsehurt nationalists who sperg out against Germany who are the unwelcome /pol/tards who won't get the fuck out of /int/. The loudest of this scum are without fail the sort of trash who fester within /brit/ and /cum/.

>>76504134
/pol/ is the home of the British and American "nationalists" he was insulting, lmao. And /pol/ takes every chance it can get to shit on Germany.

>>76504137
They don't accept cards you sand chink, because of "muh fees".

>>76503874
you gonna get nuked

>>76504137
No. They often don't take visa and mastercard, but only the proprietary German EC-cards. They're very much like a third-world country that way.

>>76504183
You post the same tedious Stormfag wank day in day out to the point you're basically a soft trip. Cannot imagine spending my 10mb a month data cap licking kraut sausage

>>76503998
Credit cards are a scam invented by Anglo countries. Why wouldn't you use a debit card? SEPA transactions don't have any fees.

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>>76504225

>>76504225
I had to fucking go and look for a cash machine just after my meal when I was stuffed like a pig while there was some homeless antifa bum yelling anti-us propaganda in the background while soma waiters were trying to shoo him.

A wonderful evening.

>>76504239
You're thinking of a different person m8. But yeah I know who you're talking about, he's a pathetic Arab faggot.

>>76504254
Because debit cards often don't work in Asia and I travel quite a lot.

>>76504122
The British Empire has done more to harm greater Europe than any entity on Earth.
Without the UK, Israel and most of the conflict currently in Syria, et al. which is where most of the refugees are coming from.
Face it: the UK has been a blight on Europe.

>>76504225
>but only the proprietary German EC-cards
You mean they only accept reliable cards? Same shit happens in Australia.. No one is going to accept some dodgy card which may end up costing them, not the customer. It's called common sense.

>>76504239
Read what is actually posted, mong.

>>76504310
How are Visa or Mastercard dodgy? How? What do you use in Australia?

>>76503998

I have a slightly similar story.

>go to Berlin
>go to a nice restaurant
>try to order in English
>they cant speak English at all
>have to go to another place

I was a bit baffled. How do you serve tourists if you don't speak the lingua franca?

>>76503874
Dutch-German union when? FLANDERS NOT WELCOME

>>76504225
It's not because we don't have the technology it's because we don't trust credit cards. Is much easier to scam large sums of money with credit cards than by simply stealing cash. We Germans are a very paranoid people, that's why we're also among the only countries that doesn't have Google Street view.

>>76504343
Ah fuck it, why am I even asking, he's probably too young to have a credit card anyway.

>>76504225
We won't accept them because they have worse security features and cost unnecessary fees on top of that. How is a country that rejects an outdated standard inferior? Do Norwegians also still use cheque books like Americans still do and complain about the rest of the world ditching them?

>>76504370
/int/ makes a lot more sense when you realise how many posters are under 18

>>76503874
>EU army is important

lel, you could be literally taken over by Poland now

>>76504401
Good thing you inform tourist like me about it.

I had this situation 3 times and every time I was informed about it while I wanted to pay for the restaurant.

Wtf I love Germany now

what is the right way? kill whitey?

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>>76504357
<3

>>76503874
>We have the highest purchasing power in Europe, after Switzerland
Lol, no mate.

>>76503874
google "beggar thy neighbour"
you are not fair at all you subhuman aryan-nigger

>>76504569
We do, simply Google it.
Purchasing power, not nominal income.

>We have the highest purchasing power in Europe
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_GDP_(PPP)_per_capita

What do Luxembourg, Norway, Switzerland, The Netherlands, Ireland, Sweden and Iceland have in common.

They are all superior to Germany.

>>76503874
those are right but instead the influence of your modern culture on the world has incredibly weakened i dunnno about the actual reason tho

The English speak a language that ostensibly is intelligible, but they're not human. A nation of squirming defectors, they are born in war - and will always lust for war.

>>76504600
You mean Lidl is cheap and your wages are high. We had Lidl here but no one wanted inferior German frozen pizza even though it was half price

>>76504604
purchasing power isn't GDP per capita you dumb swamp rat. You earn more in those countries but you also pay a lot more.

>>76504600
Puchasing power indexes are non-nominal by definition and Germany is neither the heighest after Switzerland nor is Switzerland the highest in Europe.

>>76504648
>ppp
>at purchasing power parity

>>76504653
Highest*, sorry, using on-screen keyboard.

>>76504653
>>76504672
stay poor

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>>76504672
>>76504653

>>76504653
Any measure that puts Ireland and Norway so far ahead should be taken with a grain of salt.

Ireland has a virtual economy based on tax evasion and Norway, while having the highest nominal incomes, is expensive beyond belief.

>>76504705
When you look at nominal Austria and Finland are also above Germany. Then Germany basically becomes the poorest Germanic country around.

At purchasing power parity your just below average. Basically a failure of a Germanic nation.

>>76504728
What do those numbers even mean? They dont mean euros or dollars.

>>76504740
those are meme countries with a laughable HDI. artificially high incomes can't replace good living conditions.
>>76504762
"The value itself does not matter, but the ratio of the indices of two different countries tells you how many times more (or less) goods, services, rents, etc., an average inhabitant of the first country can buy compared to the other country.

For example, an average German can buy almost twice (1.83x) as many cars, rent twice as many flats, eat twice as often in a restaurant, etc., than an average Pole."

>>76504740
We have higher wages than you, Austria or Binland.
And lower cost of living.

Figure out what that means.

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>>76504762
It's the "How much better than Poland" index, usually brought up to troll Poland

>>76504730
So it's valid when it confirms your prejudices but suddenly sketchy when it doesn't? That's awfully convenient.

>>76504827
It's an attempt to explain why the charts I was referring to (this one >>76504728 and Numbeo/Glassdoor wage comparisons) differ from the measures you're referring to.

>>76504819
Get your facts straight Hans. Your propaganda does not measure up to the facts.
This is not Merkel country where the facts are censored.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_average_wage

>>76504873
Germany $3,478
Netherlands $4,289

LOL

By the way, this is all more or less academic anyway since Germany is on par with hard-hitting Missouri when compared to the US. Europe is not wealthy by any serious standard.

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>Germany is full of greeks
>Greece is full of turks

>>76504900
British Riley sod off

>>76504900
You faggots may be not. You're literally poorer than France now since the pound went down.

>>76503874
>uses europe to attain a decent individual economy
>imports non-europeans, forcing other nations to do so too otherwise they get threats and restrictions
you are a disgusting leech on europe you dumbcunt

>Germany calls everyone poor
>turns out they are poor themselves
Sad!

>>76504921
>Singapoor is full of mudslimes and chinks

>>76504952
At least our economy doesn't crash when Germans suddenly don't want to buy your tulips anymore.

>>76503874

Here is the truth:
humans are smug by nature.
Every nation is smug in it's own way.

>>76504401
I don't pay any transaction fees on my card. Not in Norway and not abroad. It's not a credit card, but it is a visa card that works online and offline and pretty much anywhere in the developed world outside of Germany.
We also have instant transfers with an app called vipps. Checks are uncommon. Cash is uncommon. Even beggars on the street get their money transferred with vipps.
What do you know about the security features of the different EFTs? I genuinely know nothing about it, but I can't imagine the EC-card having any additional security features that visa-cards lack.

>>76505011
whites != humans

>>76504983
We have been wealthy since our country was founded 450 years ago. So dont get your hopes up.

Your country goes into one crisis after another. And constantly falls apart. Soon the pension crisis will hit you, which we have already covered in the Netherlands.

>>76504983
>lustig.exe has stopped working
>a problem caused the program to stop working correctly. Windows will close the program and notify you if a solution is available.

>>76505038
>our country was founded 450 years ago
So you had such a headstart and still haven't reached our wage levels.
Your college graduates start for e2200-e2400 a month, I've heard. Fucking sad!

>which we have already covered in the Netherlands.
Interesting, how so?

>>76505038
we're literally running the EU. If we go down everyone else will.

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>>76505077
We saw it coming. So we started relying less on taxing the younger generation for pensions and more on saving assets.

Plus our fertility rate is higher so the crisis would be smaller anyway.

>>76505118
Yeah, in terms of pensions, I have to agree we're in no position to brag.

We tried to promote an investment fund system as well (Riester-Rente), but it had very low yield rates, especially now with the 0% interest policy.

>>76505111
European Commission president is from Luxembourg.
Vice president with a veto on everything is Dutch. (Timmermans)
The Eurogroup (all ministere of finance) is led by a Dutch person. (Dijselbloem)
The administration is Belgian.
Europol is Dutch.

>>76505317
Id like to note that the Netherlands also represented Luxembourgh in the last EU meeting.

>>76505317
>German proxy states
You're not fooling anyone, Rutger

>>76505449
The UK, France and Germany dont trust each other. So they all need try to find some middle ground. Preferably some reliable neutral countries that speak English, German and French.

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>>76503874
>We are what your irrelevant shithole strives to be one day.
"Nein".


t. Basler

>>76504728
>Poortugal that low
meme map?

>>76504645
>norwegian whining about pizza


I've been to your shithole and your """""italian restaurants"""""" were just as bad as the rest of your country's appalling cuisine. You may have an outrageous amount of money, but the least salty, fish reeking thing one can put in one's mouth in Norway is a black dick.

>>76505576
That's also why the Euro Parliament is in Brussels, I believe. It's between these three countries and neutral.

>>76505656
No? It's called Poortugal for a reason.

>>76505826
Pretty fitting to make the ugliest capital city of Europe the capital of the EU.

>>76503874
>EU army is important

only if you REALLY want to go to war with Russia.

>>76505956
Huh?
The only ugly parts of Brussels are the Congolese/Moroccan enclaves. The Grote Markt is my screensaver right now.

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>>76506022
europoors really think this is beautiful?

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>>76503874
wtf i love german now!

>>76506155
Thats not Brussels. I can tell by the pixels.

>>76504310
There would still be shitholes without those conflicts.
The immigration is because they're being let in, if Europe didn't let them in then the conflicts wouldn't cause all this.

Also even if the immigration has been worst recently, many more were already here than came recently.

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Tfw Northern Italy is poor

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>>76506457
is there a difference tho? its in b*lgium and its u*ly

>>76504310
just read this

while it's true that brits and french drawing arbitrary borders did massive damage to the middle east and africa, there are many examples of countries where different clans/tribes simply got along instead of genociding each other

>>76505054
Why are you even posting here, you cant even get shit done witjout euroshekel

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>>76503874

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>>76507222
Good boy

>>76503874
germans are subhumans

>>76507756
t.ikibek göldul, fifth-generation Turkish migrant

>Failing socialist healthcare

It's failing because it's being purposely underfunded by the Tories, not because it's a bad system, it's more efficient than the German system cost wise.

>>76503874
>We are what your irrelevant shithole strives to be one day
Islamic? Leeches who exploit the rest of Europe>

>>76503906
>The UK is a declining power
Fair en-
>The US is a declining power
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*WHEEZE*
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*COUGH*
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Oh wait, you're serious? Allow me to laugh even harder!

>>76505118
Based desu

and yet here you are, communicating in our language whereas I can't speak a word of German and will never need to because it isn't relevant.

>>76503874
yeah but france > germany 2bh

>>76503874
All of that is changing faster than you realize. You can't maintain a first world economy with a third world population.

>>76503874
Yeah whatever Bernd, just remember we have military bases in your country.

>>76505118
no wonder germany is trying to import rapefugees to pay their pensions.

>>76504728
Really makes you think

>>76503908
an impolite japanese. Now I've seen it all

>>76504350
>don't speak the lingua franca
But we do. German. Just wait

>>76503906
>UK
understandable

>US
Nice bait

>>76506511
gotta fix this shite mate