>Go to South Carolina to visit a cousin >Sit by myself

>Germs
>In South Carolina
Alright now I'm miffed

>making things up
kys

>>76502466
Quick question, genius, if they wuz wrong why the fuck are you the one drinking an expresso instead of an espresso? Answer that

I can tell you're lying because literally nobody says "y'all" when referring to one person.
kys lying faggot

>>76502546
She did.
>>76502524
I left the caffe and went to a taco bell/pizza hut combo.

>>76502546
The burger barista recognized his European accent and thought he was royalty.

>>76502466
>a german expat in a shithole flyover state

unless they are in a second-rate university there's no reason for a foreigner to be in a state where the smart people try to leave and the dumb people remain. north carolina i can believe but not south carolina.

actually it was a taco bell kfc combo.

>>76502564
South Carolina isn't a flyover state

>>76502564
North Carolina is the better one by any measure

>>76502611

Yeah because there's no reason to fly over it unless you're going to Florida from Canada.

>>76502611
Yes it is. You fly over it to get from New York to Florida

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>>76502762
>New Yorkers going to Florida for any reason ever

>>76502633
yup, they are a major destination for expats from here same with the other big states.

>>76502611
it is though, SC is typical shithole with dead economy while everyone with skills move to NC or elsewhere.

>>76502794
This must be what American posts about Europe feel like. NYers go to Florida all the time

>>76502759
>>76502762
myrtle beach. where every redneck and hillbilly from the south and appalachia goes to party for the summer

>>76502832
Yeah to die

When I went to American and went to a cafe a girl came over saying she liked my accent and was interested where I was from when I said Australia she just said "you know Australia has lots of white privilege" and just kinda sat there.

>>76502870
You should have lied that you have some abo blood.

>>76502870
should've glassed her fàm

>>76502852
Mostly to die but also for the beach, Disney World, for the cheaper housing

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Like 15 years ago we had this American teacher in our school and he said his wallet got stolen in the subway. The guy carried it in his back pocket.

>>76503053
>pickpocketing is such a part of European culture that people don't keep their wallets in their back pocket

węw

>>76502466
There is no American problem, though there is a G*rman problem.

>>76503125
Yeah, I'm sure people in the New York subway are all carrying their wallets in their back pockets.

>>76503053
That doesn't seem like something to be proud of

>>76503172
...yes. they do. we don't have gypsies here man, pickpocketing isnt a thing.

>>76503176
>proud
Interesting interpretation of the story.

>>76503172
THey literally are you poor motherfucker