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post your american jokes here please. I'll start.
A German, a Russian and an American walks into a bar. The German orders a beer the Russian orders a vodka the American says: No alcoholic beverages for please you see i am but 20 years old and i am not allowed to drink but can i see the meny i'm really in the mood for a jumbo burger, sir.
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r/4chan-tier thread
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A russian, a canadian, and a brit walk into a bar
the bartender asks:"What can I bring you guys"
The russian orders a vodka shot
the canadian orders a beer
the brit says:"ah yes my good barkeep, i would like to order a single mixed fruit cider and if it isn't a bother please water it down a bit as my poor little tummy hurts if i drink too much alcohol haha"
the bartender pulls out a shotgun and shoots the brit in the face
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A finn, a russian and an american person hold a sauna competition. The russian dies from the heat inside the sauna, finn goes into a coma for two weeks but survives and the american is still in the shower trying to come up with an excuse for his boner.
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