Do you Europeepees and South Gaymericans even have any cryptids?

>>76485249
obviously they have the cryptid, Nessie. Also some black cat near exmoor

We have muslims

>>76485249
France and Germany have ethnic Europeans but sightings are pretty rare

>>76485335
>2 in a whole continent

Pathetic

File: gevaudan_akgimages.png (588KB, 595x352px) Image search: [Google]

588KB, 595x352px

we had this

we only have ufos

Having a country full of made up animals is somehow a good thing?

We have those but it's mostly made up to scare children into going to bed. Like those aren't real you guys, stop being such fucking children

File: thonkung.png (10KB, 200x200px) Image search: [Google]

10KB, 200x200px

>>76485249
>oklahoma octopus

>>76485662
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Witte_Wieven
We have these btw

File: goldhorn.jpg (411KB, 566x800px) Image search: [Google]

411KB, 566x800px

>his cryptid is a violent monster and isn't fab at all

pfft

>>76485690
Oh no, here comes the fun police. Here to tell us that scary animal myths aren't allowed in grown-up countries.

>>76485662
>>76485690
>made up

Says you, jealous europeenises

>ahahah, see yuropoors? USA has culture too, that's why we made up this bunch of animals to sell tshirts and mugs with their picture on them!

File: 1497915920263-int.jpg (72KB, 1440x484px) Image search: [Google]

72KB, 1440x484px

Estonia:
>Külmking
>Metsavana
>Kodukäija
>Vetevana
>Näkk
>Ahjualune
>Kratt

Off the top of my head. When ur people have lived in the land for 10k years a lot of stories of "magical creatures" surface

>>76485804
>it's normal and accebtable for grown men to literally seek boogeymen in his country
>grown-up country

File: 261864ha6eat27.jpg (324KB, 2061x1080px) Image search: [Google]

324KB, 2061x1080px

>>76485958
>Külmking

It's not a cryptid if it's real

Basques have a lot of these. The rest of Spain, not so many. There's the typical yeti-like creatures in the mountanous areas and then some dinosaur-like flying birds madness that happened in Barcelona some years (or decades?) ago.

>>76486035
In America people enjoy themselves telling 'tall tales', which are fantastic stories about mysterious creatures. It's pretty fun, but you wouldn't know that if you lived in a boring snow country like Finland

>>76486271
I guess Americans really like to pretend that they have culture. These stories are so common and old in Europe that no one gives a fuck about them anymore.

>>76486349
Bravo Estonia. Our folklore at least still gets talked about and is cool. European """""culture"""""" btfo

>>76486750
It's just the fact that anglos are so afaraid of woods that their forests have room for imaginary monsters.

File: 1408721638413.gif (858KB, 240x228px) Image search: [Google]

858KB, 240x228px

>>76487146
Scandinavian forests are a joke compared to ours buddy.

>global pokerface thread