Fuck you English Channel, it's because of you we can't

If we had a land border with these faggots they would be dead since a long time

>>76473643
They are stronger than us.

>>76473684
Today yes but long ago they weren't, we could have ended them before

>Sharing a land border with the country with the Calais jungle

I'm pretty sure Britain is very thankful for that channel, just as we are thankful for the Atlantic ocean. Any body of water separating yourself from muslim "refugees" is a good body of water

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>>76473609
Implying implications

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You can still come here by riding your big eurostar up our tight little tunnel

>>76474686
fuck off gayposter

>>76473684

They are not. But seeing how mentally weak you are thinking they are better, they have already won.

France I do not recognize you anymore.

>>76474724
Rude.

>>76473643
kek

>>76473609
Were would be no Britain without that channel.

>>76473609
>wanting a land border with Britain

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Used to be connected relatively recently

>>76473684
>>76475134
Don't drink my celtic blood

>>76475342
>tfw no doggerland gf

>>76473609
Gib Brittany back and we'll have a border again.

>>76475571
back? when did it ever belong to you?

>>76475571
>>76475644
Ah, here we go

>>76475644
For a Part of the Hundred Years war.

>>76475748
>Hundred Years war
ha, the famous french dynastic war? Yeah, it doesn't really makes sense today, you don't have french kings anymore, so you have no legitimacy

>>76475824
>so you have no legitimacy
It's an invasion, of course there's no legitimacy.

>>76475901
What would you want a bunch of commie whiners so much anyway?

>>76475949
So that we could have a land border again, like the OP was asking for.

>>76475991
I don't want a land border with you arrogant drunk fags

>>76476018
And I don't want one with Little North-Africa.

We call it "Kanali La Manish"

>>76476178
t. New Pakistan

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>>76473748

>>76476179
no ones gives a fuck

>>76476212
>posting a battle you won in a war you lost trying to seize the """rightful""" lands of your foreign king

>>76476311
It was just banter, and we bantered you into oblivion.

>>76476311
>Normans
>French
>>76476229
Don't be rude

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>tfw no land border with England
>tfw no british qts to hang out with
>tfw no british gf
>tfw no franco british union instead of the EU
>tfw it's all thanks to geography

>>76476461
I didn't say the normans were french.
They are though, only the nobles had actual norman blood

>>76473748
that is why a less populated country repeatedly came over the channel and heemed you for years at a time hmm?

>>76476543
stop the bullying please

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>>76476461

>>76476532
>Implying there's a difference between French and English blood (Occi*ianians not included)

>>76476690
please annex brittany

>>76476524
>british qts

>>76475342
> 7,000 BC
For context, the pyramids of Giza were built in 3,000 BC. Britain and France were connected by land in 7,000 BC.

Relatively recent for such a major geographic change.

>>76476994
Good doc about Doggerland here https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4P9wQj6qX2I for anyone who wants it.

Just try to ignore the mind-numbing global warming comments in the comments.

>>76473684

nope, France always had the biggest manpower in europe, your amry could have wiped the brits from the map in 5 seconds. But the brits, being the perfidious albions they are, built a fuckton of ships exactly to prevent this.

>>76473609
>can't build better boats because why

why isn't it called French Channel ? why must it always be for the Brits ?

>>76482703
Because we're better than you

>>76482781
>voted for brexit
>better than us

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>>76476690
>>76476836
WHEN?

>>76482974
>>76473684

Stop posting anytime.

>>76483039
Je suis le premier anon que t'as (toi)é.

Je préfère encore une union sans cocus qu'une union avec un pays foutu.

>>76482912
>Unironically wanting to be a kraut's power bottom

>>76482974
If only... I wish it was a country. Fuck Joan of Arc.

Imagine, we could had been the dominant country in the world today, the country we call France wouldn't have had colonies because explorers came from what is in portrayed as Western France today, the USA would probably still be our colony.

>>76484807
>implying shit wouldnt fracture for some other reason anyway.

I highly doubt a longterm british french country could exit, even if the war went different.

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>>76488345
>t. can't even unite with Austria

>>76488491
>'United Kingdom'
The Scots want to leave you
the Welsh don't speak your language
the Northern Irish only joined so they wouldnt get shrecked by the papists

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>>76488627
>Gently rib a kraut
>His swamp poodle rushes to his aid

>>76484807
you're our slaves and so were your ancestors

now go prep the bull like a good bretoncuck that you are

>>76493076
id rather not have my neighbour become upset in any way
didnt work out very well the last time

>>76482703
Because it's English language, duh. In Russian we call it La Manche. Probably because we are huge frenchaboos historically.

>>76473609
We penetrate eachother through the Channel tunnel.

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>>76475342
>>76475544
>tfw you will never live in Doggerland spending your days fishing

>>76488627
>The Scots want to leave you

Prove it. Independence is even less favourable at the moment.

>>76493789
>Probably because we are huge frenchaboos historically.
never heard such thing about russians
it's just you

>>76494040
i gotta be honest, but as far as my knowledge goes, the 'statement' about the scots is the most accurate of the three

>>76494058
Wut. Our nobles used to speak French better than they spoke Russian. Read war and peace or something.

>>76476524
That actually almost happened in WW2

>>76494114
>Our nobles used to speak French
Nice timeline faggot

>>76494090
There's even less taste for independence than before the last referendum according to polls and studies.

>>76493715
>the state of the Dutch

>>76494114
don't pay attention to him
he is some bretonigger chimping out for literally nothing

>>76494205
Chill out, wtf

>>76494398
I don't like frenchboos they are pretty much as worse as weeaboos