Does your country basically own any other country? We have

>>76427303
Curious you mention pet countries.....

>>76427325
Be realistic. You own some but you don't own the world and you don't own Australia

>>76427303
Why is Australia so evil and racist?

The Dutch Prime Minister officially speak for four countries in international affairs (incl some carribean islands).

But on occasion the prime minister also speaks for luxembourgh and vice versa when the other one is away. Last EU summit our prime minister spoke for Luxembourgh.

http://www.nu.nl/opmerkelijk/4790340/mark-rutte-neemt-even-waar-als-premier-van-luxemburg.html

Considering most important EU functions get divided by Dutch people, Belgians and Luxembourghish people (European commission president, vice president, chief of all ministers of finance, administration, european police etc) we have countless of EU pets.

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>>76427416
We're not, you're just speaking to bogans most of the time like OP

>>76427352
Of course we don't own you outright, there are several other countries who own large chunks of you. It's a sort of cooperative where we pass your mineral rights, manufacturing, software industry, and media back and forth.

>>76427490
is this how a poor white nigger feels superior making 6.5 an hour? lmao

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yes

>>76427464
Haha how is Melbourne this time of year Tarquin?
Don't tell me, I already know- full of faggots

>>76427519
I wouldn't know... perhaps you do my thin-skinned friend?

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yes

>>76427524
hahaha, not even memeing that is remotely true

>>76427617
????????????????????????

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All republics have their own language, culture, religion etc.

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>>76427352
>don't own the world
yeah we do, it's called the petrodollar

We and the Saudis have you by the balls so long as you use oil.

Is Poland a cat cared for by local community?

>>76427303
We don't really own other countries, but the Netherlands and Luxembourg represent each other. The Dutch prime minister Mark Rutte was the prime minister of Luxembourg yesterday when Xavier Bettel couldn't come to the EU-top.

>>76431076
>Mark Rutte was the prime minister of Luxembourg
Rutte'd in the butt
How will DeluxeBurgers ever recover?

Our pets are Belgium and Switzerland

Our master are the USA